Is it cringeworthy to wear one of these?

btfo! Include me in the screenshot!

youtube.com/watch?v=2wy-W-pYlds

Enjoy.

Everybody will think you are a nazi if you wear this.

Man those roaring bull whirrs sound incredible

yes

>Everybody will think you are a nazi if you wear this.
If you live in the US sure, but then again this () argument doesn't work in that case anyway

yes desu

yes

Haha, you're such a cuckolded coward. When I had long blonde hair and worked out I got laid 10x more than I currently do as a clean cut normie wageslave, and often the chicks would touch my mjolnir necklace and ask me about it, which lead on to the next.

norwegian here. you're literally a meme.

1. listen to bathory
2. be white
3. read at least 1 primary source norse mythology text

then it might be okay

Everyone already thinks I’m a Nahtzee because I’m white so I don’t really have anything to love them do I?

My ex got real into 'strong pure Aryan nord genes! we wuz vikings!' wearing Mjolnir, covering his car in tacky rune decals and joining a bunch of "European beauty" white-pride groups.

>He's one of those really stereotypically inbred-looking Brits.

...

why are you laughing? You used to fuck that lmao

>He's one of those really stereotypically inbred-looking Brits.
>My ex
You sure have an eye for partners

Is anyone actually pagan these days and not just college freshman going through a half hearted rebellion against whatever vaguely Protestant faith they were brought up in?

>knockoff mjolnir
at least post the real ones poser theyre not even that expensive

kek

>Unless you're white
>I'd make sure you've at least read the Prose Edda before you wear something like this.

Dude... You havnt even read the eddas. It's poetry not holy scripture you autistic fuck lol.

It depends on if you have any actual connection to paganism.

No

I kek'd

>brown nipples
>White
lol sure thing Achmed

Polish here, Norway is a meme
Go pay your 50% taxes and accept more migrants, soyboys

Reee

I have read the eddas, wearing a mjolnir or odal rune would be like wearing an ohm but never having read a buddhist or hindu script. Also, the prose Edda is implicitly white, faggot, it's a volkisch text in the way the Epic of Gilgamesh belongs to the assyrians

No, they're pretty aesthetic and will give you +1 virility and make your wheat harvest better

>Polish

Jessica?

Norwegian here, you're a cuckold. Listen to mr noseberg and always remember, wypipo have no culture, whitey don't even season they chicken, accept the somalians into your butthole, feminist childless identical worker units are the height of progress and your grandchildren being minorities is a good thing

THE LEFT CAN'T MEME

>refugees
When will this meme end? Once a person is no longer in a warzone, they are not a refugee. Why don't these poor, sad, 25 year old males stop in Greece? Why do they shop around for the country with the best handouts and most lenient laws? Why do they leave their wives and children and never bother to defend their country or end the war?

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Goldstein)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Most of those male refugees are middle class, obviously. Personally i'm not against taking in those who are really escaping from war or genocide, but yes most of those 20-30 something males are not part of that group. They should be in their own nations armies fighting isis, or whatever they are running away from.

To add:not op but """leftist"""

>tfwno Katheryn Winnick gf.

Feels bad man.

Thank you kind kuffir dog for standing up for me and my other 12 year old friends, now where is the nearest female bath house?

That kind? Yes. A more realistic one not in silver would look neat though. Esp. if you're blonde and attractive.

Or something really simplistic. And also not with the black band obviously. Either raw leather or twine or something. And you can't be too beefy or look like a LARPer. Only if you're clean and modern looking.

yes

it would still be cringey, especially if you looked like that

unless this is you, yes.

Yeah, no denying that shame. But I was a dumb kid.

No, I'm the attractive one he was cheating on with Jess (the ground-beef-scarred tweaker one.)

Looks like a gas station keychain. Tacky as shit. If you're gonna larp as muh vikings at least get something with some real meaning and workmanship, not a factory-made toy. Might as well wear a polyester fedora and a trenchcoat if you're gonna put that shit around your neck

I knew a guy in college who wore one. He also wore a top hat and carried around a cane with the head of a dragon on it. He had really shitty long hair and bad teeth. Whenever I see one of the pendants, I think of that guy.

To wear a Mjolnir you need to be a big guy because the big hammer needs a big chain. I'm personally rocking it(women have complimented my look, said I look rather fierce), I also have a thick mjolnir ring on my index and a ram skull ring on my thumb.
I feel cringy as fuck but people like it desu.

If that is you your whole life is cringeworthy anyway.

maybe, depends on what kind of guy u are, u should know ur ancestry and be part of the norse tho u cant just be white imo... anyway i prefer the celtic cross and tree of life and wolf bracelets and stuff

>broken beard patterns
>long feminine hair, feminine face
>sweden

Calls imself the "golden boy".... => state of the "alt right"

jealousy detected

>jealousy for being a soyboy

Try harder

>feminine face
His face is many things, but feminine it is not. Since you post photoshopped faggots on a Cambodian pottery forum, you are automatically half the man Latsbrah is

This has started conversations, won compliments and gotten me laid, without a shadow of a doubt one of my favourite possessions. Blessed artefact

Cranial vault too small, masticular muscles too weak, no occipital bun, jaw bone comically hypertrophied, small and fused teeth, neck too giraffe like, trapezeums and sternomastocloid completely anatomically wrong, obviously made by a faggot who doesn't lift or a woman

5/10 would not photoshop with

In Scandinavia, It's the equivalent of the confederate flag.
Only white trash and teens in their "nationalist phase" wear them.

I'm Swedish and this is not true.

what are you talking about? I'm also scandinavian and wearing that shit is some serious white trash / nationalist cringe shit

...same in germany. Saw even a nazi who got a odin tattoo on his head.

I can't believe the day has come where Veeky Forums actually buys in to cultural appropriation. You guys are fucking babies

"Real men" wear black framed glasses and gluten free organic "the future is female" shirts, right Sven?

Considering that guy is a fat fuck, his outfit is pretty good
Also
>pegida
>Neo Nazi
The absolute state of Germans. Pegida are good goy Kosherites, they literally wave Israeli flags at their parades to show how "not racist" they are. If that's Nazi to you, I laugh at your and also mourn your pathetic country. I can't wait for a couple decades when you're an Arab nation and your people finally wake up.

>the confederate flag is bad
What are you, gay? That shit is aesthetic

Not true in Norway at least. The only one who think this in my school are the fat Tumblr girls/numales.

Same, I live in Sweden and the nationalist guys are absolute bros. also, there are a lot of Asatru (not racialist/odinist) guys and girls who wear this and they're all very chill and sound people. The only people who hate them are migrants who don't understand them and the estrogen creatures and sjws that think they're all Nazis (only a handful of them are, the rest are asatru or nationalist or just like their heritage)

that looks pretty fucking cheap. How fat and desperate was that girl?

Dane here, everybody will laugh @ your small penis if you wear this in public

not if your name is thor (I am actually called thor)

Can confirm, only the whitest of trash wears this shit.

The whole right wing is infiltrated by larping zionists, not only pegida. Best evidence: /pol/

Would it be less cingry to wear a Mjolnir neckless as a Murican skinnyfat history nerd with some Scandi heritage and mild interest in folk metal?

No.

Cringe+cringe=cringe

Semi-related: I wear something like pic related, is that cringeworthy?

Imagine being so cucked that wearing the symbols of your ancestors is considered bad taste.
That's how you know you live in an occupational zone.

Unless you are super masculine and really white, necklaces on guys look bad in general.
If you are a girl, go for it.

Not if you're white
Very

No, it's more cringey to appeal to leftie faggots who think European history is something to be ashamed of or forgotten
Would ask about necklace/10

wrong
She was a model, we dated for 2 years before she got picked up by lacoste and I moved to another country

god teir bait

Samefag bugman
Go drink your mochachinoes, tweet about communism and look on Grailed for your Balenciagas

why does this look like a ark survival character

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AsBMAGIe4BA
Most people don't even know what they mean

It has nothing to do with European history being shameful or not, it's just that cringy white trash, fedoras and neckbeards have ruined the image of it. Wear something else of Asatro if you feel the need to show off.

Wow, Varg seems really chill in this video. Summer heat in France I suppose
This was a comfy video, I knew it already but he puts it very poetically. Just makes me like the mjolnir even more

How is being a nationalist a bad thing it's just another word for patriotic. Is the self hatred that bad where you live where it's considered a bad thing?

It's the same sentiment that got us to the situation that German children under 5 are now minorities in Germany

pathological self hatred and altruism aren't a good combo

It's not about being a bad or a good thing as much as white trash losers are the one that dress in a certain way.

You can like anime without dressing like a stereotypical weeb in a duster, fedora and naruto headband. Same thing goes for the nationalism thing. People who feel the need to show of are often white trash losers, the weeb equivalent of nationalism.

Just dress in a more subtle style if you want to rock nationalism core. Wearing a mjolnir is like wearing a confederate flag T-shirt, it's tacky.

I'd go with a troll cross, more casual looking for everyday wear.

Pic Related

Unironically, if this guy was intelligent and socially capable, put him on a runway and he'd look like Hedi or Yohji inspo

Fuck yeah, me too!

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this.

consider the amount of people wearing a mjolnir necklace, then consider how many of them acutally had pagan ancestors. If I see someone wearing a mjolnir necklace or having a mjolnir tattoo, I don't think of them honoring their nordic ancestors, I think of them as fat, greasy haired, amon amarth fans.

They are running away from the Syrian army kicking in ISIS' face.

It's cringey