What are these shorts called, Veeky Forums...

What are these shorts called, Veeky Forums? I consider this to be the single most erotic article of clothing in existence. They seem to be called dolphin shorts in at least America, but not enough people appear to be aware of or using that name for searches for it to yield comprehensive results beyond online stores selling them.

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dumb trapfag

You would bust a nut in communism-era PE classes.

dolphin shorts

running shorts. they're running short.

HAHA

Fuck now I want some too.
Is this gonna be another tranny meme like knee-high socks and oversized t-shirts? why are we all autistically fixated on the same specific articles of clothing?

known as silkies in military. get you some soffe brand silkies breh. comfy and sexy m.f.

because you're fucked in the head and have zero fashion sense, as expected of trannies

>"trapfag"
>"tranny meme"
I must confess I was not aware of these associations and also strongly disavow any interest in them. I like these on women.

shut up

tranny fashion is based on emphasizing the feminine aspects of a male body while minimizing the masculine aspects.

knee socks draw attention to the legs. the legs of low muscle-tone males resemble the legs of a female of similar bodyweight. oversized t-shirts conceal a masculine torso, making a viewer focus on the comparatively feminine legs. choker necklaces/collars conceal an adam's apple.

these shorts make hips look wider, so i wouldn't be surprised if they caught on. the ones i own have this... mesh insert thing on the inside? cut kind of like panties? i have no idea what purpose it serves on women's shorts, since most users won't have any external genitalia to support. i'd imagine it'd help trannies who wanna "tuck" though.

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TRAPFAG FASHION IS BASED ENTIRELY ON CLUMSILY APING THE ASPECT OF ANIME LOLI MOEBLOBS

THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO IT

traditional running shorts

Can you sauce me on this image OP? I know it's Splatoon fanart but reverse image search doesn't turn up anything

Anyone know who this model is? She's on forever21.

Pretty sure there is a pornstar that looks like her

twitter.com/danidanihatikyu/status/934448402430959616

Booty shorts?

booty shorts

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since this seems like a QTDDTOT, does anyone know if this type of jacket has a name? , there really aren't any better shots of it in the manga but it has a mandarin style collar fastened by one button under that scarf

annie marie look her up on insta

Actually this page might help too.

That means it's okay for boys to wear them right? It's not crossdressing, it's just retro.

I've got a pair of ranger panties. Your dick sticks out like crazy. You may or may not have the balls to do it, so to speak.

D-do you wear them in public?

And does the dick still hang out while wearing underwear?

a girl i fuck with wears these almost exclusively, shit's cash money

Track shorts

Oh, no, it's not like that. They actually have an inner lining which is elastic around your legs. I mean your bulge sticks out. Wearing underwear with them seems to make that even worse.

Yes I do wear them in public.

HULK SMASH

What does she look like?

not her, but pretty much identical

Nice!

Fuck

not OP but where do I buy these for a guy other than Asos
>inb4 twinky boi faggit

If you want the piping, the fabric, and the scoop cut, look at women's brands

If you don't care, mad places have triangle cuts with no piping made out of some tech fabric

This, when girls wear them am instantly in love

>if you don't want any of the notable features that make the garment, then it's out there if you just look for it

not the most helpful are we

they're called "dick-me-down shorts"

cuntpants

Do you all realize how fucking lucky we are to live in a time where it's acceptable to wear clothing like this out in public? Civilization is at its absolute peak right now, soak it up lads

lmao at this exchange

You got a name on this lookalike lady?

running shorts but pajama shorts are also a likely tag youll find them under. brandy melville pj shorts might also be up your alley although they aren't the same thing.

this
every girl ive dated/fucked that owned a pair of these was either a cunt, trash, or both

>implying you date girls

how has no one mentioned American Apparel

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God DAMN

out of business?

dead company

how the fuck can you be still here

Relaunched this spring with outsourced products after they were acquired by Gildan

>American Apparel
>No longer made in America

why wouldn't you post a pic of yourself in these shorts

It's the old biker jacket style from the 70s

alpinestars.com/products/road/oscar-collection/oscar-enduro-jacket

The Oscar line is rather expensive because it comes with multiple bags to place protection accessories and the material itself is made to stand rough beatings and save yourself from scraping your skin. I own one of these and it's still standing strong after two years, I'd recommend it if you got the cash and ride a motorcycle.

Being that said, I'm sure you can find something closer to this design if you dig around.

are these the AA shorts?

That's not a girl is it