Atheist faiths unite!

Atheist faiths unite!
ITT we talk about all manners of atheist faiths! I know what you're going to say...
>atheist
>faith
..because you're dumb! :) Atheists have spirituality, too! Let's take the power back from the edgy internet cry-babies!

I'll start. Sub-Saharan animist religion! All hail the true, original atheists, really, really dark skinned black people! Maybe we can get all to hang out, holding hands in solidarity! Show some atheist pride!

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Neanderthal Shamanism. Excellent example of modern atheism.

Fetishists! Thank the nothing for wikipedia, huh! Look at all the cool atheists!

Who can forget the noble totemist. Modern temples include casinos and wherever they fall down drunk!

Who are you trying to troll here?

Religious people or atheists?

I can't even tell

Have a clear idea of the demographic before you start shitposting

And make sure to misspell certain words too

t. Emu occupied territory

You know, for someone whose faith is unshakable, you sound really butthurt

This is a very strange thread. Are you on powerful drugs?

We must include the garden variety internet atheist.

Awww, but it's so fun when we talk about Christcucks, what can't we talk about the many kinds of atheists? Are you triggered?

>triggered
>when you make post after post ending every sentence with an exclamation mark, showing how totally not effected you are by people who question your faith

Whatever makes you sleep at night

Shinto is atheist.

So the point is to mock atheists?

Oh right. I didn't even get it to be honest.

>chr*stian """"""""""humor""""""""""

ITT more pictures of atheists.

So...this...is...christfag...butthurt...amazing...huh...

If there's one thing Veeky Forums has taught me, it's that Christians are pathetically dishonest faggots who are best ignored.

no, they have gods, they just aren't as central to the faith as other religions

Here is a top of the line, supra-intellectual atheist!

>it's an "I'm a Christian and I show Christ's love to everyone except black people" episide

Athei is the supreme deity in the pantheon of atheists. Athei is so severe that his followers are afraid to even remember him. Christians and Jews doesn't take the god name in vain. Muslims say that there is no god but Allah. The devout atheist would prefer a shortened version of the last phrase. There is no god.

All religions believe in some sort of after the death be it the heavenly bliss or the eternal punishment. Athei so severe that his followers do not expect anything but emptiness and oblivion. This doesn't prevent atheists fearlessly follow his fierce faith.

Atheists believe that the world was not just created by Athei but emerged as a by-product of the so called Big Bang. We can only assume with horror, what and how much in this case was exploded. Some theorize that he exploded the gods of other religions and that how they died. Indeed, the severity Athei knows no bounds!

Female atheist in her natural habitat.

and another

>poor bait

and another

Nothing's bait about it. Atheists can be spiritual, it just means "no deities".

Great pics of atheists. Moar.

Please explain how an atheist can be "spiritual" if they do not believe in any sort of diety, supernatural spirit, soul, etc.

Atheism is "no gods", not "no supernatural spirit, soul, etc". Many atheists are very spiritual.

Buddhism is atheistic.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deity

Dumbass.

Taoism is atheistic.

>this isn't bait

Those might be confucianists, who are also atheistic.

some buddhist are, but buddhist scriptures are chalked full of deities

Thanks for all the great pics of atheists. Those are all true atheists. Maybe they can make a little internet club and hold hands.

>disbelieve in a god
>believe in any sort of supernatural entity
Oh the irony. You'd have to be seriously stupid to be a "spiritual" atheist

This was meant for

"Atheism" does not mean "anti-metaphysical". There are atheists who are anti-metaphysical. All those faiths listed above are atheistic faiths. You might have to grow up and deal with it.