Advice for newfags

Hey Veeky Forums I've been lurking for a little bit now and I can see there's a lot of collective financial wisdom here.

I'm kinda new to a lot of this and I'm preparing for life on my own.

Share your best words of advice and help the newfags out.

>financial wisdom
>on Veeky Forums
Umm... I'm sorry to break it to you user...

What about meme advice; I mean anything!

...buy ethereum?

You will find this "financial wisdom" nowhere else. Everyone on Veeky Forums is retarded.

>Everyone on Veeky Forums is retarded.
Don't listen to this guy.
It's really only like 98%

Plus that 1% or so who should have legally been declared brain-dead but for whatever reason weren't.

Invest in TRUMP today.

Knee pads & mouth wash

Buy low sell high.
No risk no reward.
By eth.
Pump and dump
Tell friends to pump so you can dump.
You don't need friends when you have eth.
Never sell eth.
Pump eth.

Buy ETH

>that 1% or so who should have legally been declared brain-dead
Yeah, but you can spot them by how they type.

Sucking dick can always nab you a quick buck.
And if you suck more then more money.
The faster you suck cocks the more money you make.
You better get started.

>Blog and facebook page for committing credit card fraud
>a fucking gmail account and youtube video for committing fraud

dude does anyone fall for your horrible worse-than-nigerian scammer-tier scam?

This is fucking retarded lmao

dork, missing the Lisk train. Eth can at most give you 2x your investment, unlike Lisk, with the potential, roughly calculated, to give back 100x of your initial investment

>Share your best words of advice
Ignore everyone telling you to buy a cryptocurrency. (I say this even as a crypto fan and holder.)

Ignore everyone telling you to buy anything who hasn't also listed some downsides to what they are pushing.

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Kop5Ehm, zpHTbjXz.

Af8nnhT3R.

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Anyone got the pastebin with the books?

>1PdX8cy3tqptwW9jiBXNCtr5dgY2FGBxxp
C'mon, man.
That's just gibberish.