Advice for newfags

Nojokur
Nojokur

Hey Veeky Forums I've been lurking for a little bit now and I can see there's a lot of collective financial wisdom here.

I'm kinda new to a lot of this and I'm preparing for life on my own.

Share your best words of advice and help the newfags out.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

financial wisdom
on Veeky Forums
Umm... I'm sorry to break it to you anon...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What about meme advice; I mean anything!

Lunatick
Lunatick

...buy ethereum?

Spamalot
Spamalot

You will find this "financial wisdom" nowhere else. Everyone on 4chan is retarded.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Everyone on 4chan is retarded.
Don't listen to this guy.
It's really only like 98%

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Plus that 1% or so who should have legally been declared brain-dead but for whatever reason weren't.

Evilember
Evilember

Invest in TRUMP today.

WebTool
WebTool

Knee pads & mouth wash

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Buy low sell high.
No risk no reward.
By eth.
Pump and dump
Tell friends to pump so you can dump.
You don't need friends when you have eth.
Never sell eth.
Pump eth.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Buy ETH

cum2soon
cum2soon

that 1% or so who should have legally been declared brain-dead
Yeah, but you can spot them by how they type.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Sucking dick can always nab you a quick buck.
And if you suck more then more money.
The faster you suck cocks the more money you make.
You better get started.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Blog and facebook page for committing credit card fraud
a fucking gmail account and youtube video for committing fraud

dude does anyone fall for your horrible worse-than-nigerian scammer-tier scam?

This is fucking retarded lmao

farquit
farquit

dork, missing the Lisk train. Eth can at most give you 2x your investment, unlike Lisk, with the potential, roughly calculated, to give back 100x of your initial investment

DeathDog
DeathDog

Share your best words of advice
Ignore everyone telling you to buy a cryptocurrency. (I say this even as a crypto fan and holder.)

Ignore everyone telling you to buy anything who hasn't also listed some downsides to what they are pushing.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nkwFJOBUCDaobnuv??

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Kop5Ehm, zpHTbjXz.

Af8nnhT3R.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

1PdX8cy3tqptwW9jiBXNCtr5dgY2FGBxxp

happy_sad
happy_sad

Anyone got the pastebin with the books?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

1PdX8cy3tqptwW9jiBXNCtr5dgY2FGBxxp
C'mon, man.
That's just gibberish.

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