1. I've picked 5, 3-digit numbers in secret. If your post is any one of those numbers, you are a winner. 2. You may post a picture of a pair of Jordans, size 11 Mens or larger with a sheet of paper next to them that says, "Have fun getting your wallet drained, retard. 1/8/2018". Include your paypal.me address in the post and the serial number found in the tag of the shoe. The tag must be visible and readable in the picture. 3. You may post a picture of your Nike's or Converse, any size, with a sheet of paper that says, "Raise the pot, faggot". You may leave your paypal.me address if you like. 4. If the post number for a person who posts according to rule 2 (size 11 Jordans with paypal.me and serial) is one of the five numbers I picked in secret, I owe you $10 per post from rules 2 and 3. I don't pay you all at once, instead I owe you over time and you charge me 5% interest per week until I pay you in full. 5. If you post for rule 3 (any nikes and converse), I owe you $10 if your post number is any of the 5 I picked and you left your paypal.me address.
In recap, size 11+ Jordan owners could put me in debt to them for $100's and charge me interest but you have to accept that I'll pay you over time. Other Nike and Converse owners have a small chance of earning $10 but will contribute to the pot for Jordan winners.
This lasts until it get's pruned.
Connor Cox
this still baffles me
what the fuck is wrong with you and what data are you mining
Charles Taylor
I've explained this before, several times. I have a gambling fetish. I like the risk and the humiliating aspect that I can't win, I only get screwed and I embarrass myself in the process.
Joshua Walker
uhh this sounds complicating for such a small amount of money. are you on Adderall?
Xavier Adams
But its not gambling if your chance of winning is zero
Grayson Flores
It's risk. Maybe not a lot of people will participate. Maybe no one will post in one of the 5 numbers I picked. Maybe someone will will but not a lot of people participate and I don't pay much. Maybe a lot of people participate and 3 Jordan owners happen to post on those numbers and tag team my wallet.
Jack Harris
I have a lot of ways that I've done this sort of thing in the past, not just nike's on Veeky Forums. It always has to have some chance of risk or lack of control on my part.
Julian Nguyen
you're possibly the strangest guy on this website
even more so than the yearly cum bottle guy
Ethan Watson
As long as people think I'm retarded and treat me like a meal ticket, I'm fine with that.
Zachary Murphy
well you are definitely retarded
I cannot fathom how this gives you pleasure and how you cant see it as a colossal waste of time and money but hey its your life I guess
Evan Perry
If you're planning on posting any pics via rules 2 and 3, please give me a heads up and I'll stick around. Otherwise, I'll check back.
William Moore
I'll take that as a no. Feel free to post suggestions that would make this more appealing to participate in. Or ideas for different deals of a similar kind. Thanks.
Charles Evans
Grail Nikes and Jordans your personal favorites. So say specific coveted Nike and/or Jordan models. Owners of these grail shoes get tribute from your bitch ass. Or just specific models you personally like.
Cameron Butler
Damn, I just got on and was ready to post. I guess more people would participate if the rules were simpler or winning was easier like earlier
Gavin Gonzalez
Okay, I'm noting these things.
Jace Myers
Should I take it this post is done for then?
Juan Morales
what the fuck is this thread
David Thomas
I'm worried that I'll request a pair that isn't actually rare and get wrecked.
Jose King
Yeah m8 make a new one that is more straightforward. I'd say reward cunts based on grail status or your personal favorite Nikes or Jordans.
Landon Murphy
I mean most people here just wear black vans and shit man you probably wont get too wrecked.
Jose Moore
Okay, I'll try again... I'll post a link here when I"m done.
Christian Jones
Make sure to include some easy money for nike/converse fags, I need those 10 dollars my man
Bentley Hall
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Easton Hall
This is the behavior of someone addicted to some form of drug
Hudson Walker
People like you should be shot. You're a waste of space.
Go invest your money in a startup or try flipping stocks, maybe put it towards going to therapy
Evan Bennett
OP so can I post my nikes/converse in this thread?
Christian Howard
financial domination foot fetish
Hudson James
>i can't fathom how this gives you pleasure
I'll take "what is a fetish" for $200 please Alex
Eli Peterson
why do you want to donate money to niggers, is this some weird way to pay reparations?
Michael Moore
kek
Thomas Martinez
isnt their a more private paying method than paypal me. dont want anyone to have my full name plus city i live in
Jace Lewis
link your bitcoin wallet you sperg
John Edwards
...
Gavin Ward
i like you
Carter Morales
OP this is becoming too convoluted and not fun.
It should be simple and obviously retarded.
Brandon Perry
I see your moment of clarity didn’t last too long OP.
Christian Myers
paypal.me/dexzify
Benjamin Gomez
paypal.me/dexzify 2
Nicholas Hill
Is that you, R.V.? What the fuck are you doing back here? Didn't you learn your lesson?
Gabriel Cooper
paypal.me/dexzify 3
Lucas Sullivan
paypal.me/dexzify
Camden Morales
whats with all the lint on your shit?
Matthew Phillips
these are old as fuck shoes sitting out, i don't wear them that much now