Nike-Tard Owes Someone LOTS of $

This is going to be a big one.

Rules:

1. I've picked 5, 3-digit numbers in secret. If your post is any one of those numbers, you are a winner.
2. You may post a picture of a pair of Jordans, size 11 Mens or larger with a sheet of paper next to them that says, "Have fun getting your wallet drained, retard. 1/8/2018". Include your paypal.me address in the post and the serial number found in the tag of the shoe. The tag must be visible and readable in the picture.
3. You may post a picture of your Nike's or Converse, any size, with a sheet of paper that says, "Raise the pot, faggot". You may leave your paypal.me address if you like.
4. If the post number for a person who posts according to rule 2 (size 11 Jordans with paypal.me and serial) is one of the five numbers I picked in secret, I owe you $10 per post from rules 2 and 3. I don't pay you all at once, instead I owe you over time and you charge me 5% interest per week until I pay you in full.
5. If you post for rule 3 (any nikes and converse), I owe you $10 if your post number is any of the 5 I picked and you left your paypal.me address.

In recap, size 11+ Jordan owners could put me in debt to them for $100's and charge me interest but you have to accept that I'll pay you over time. Other Nike and Converse owners have a small chance of earning $10 but will contribute to the pot for Jordan winners.

This lasts until it get's pruned.

this still baffles me

what the fuck is wrong with you and what data are you mining

I've explained this before, several times. I have a gambling fetish. I like the risk and the humiliating aspect that I can't win, I only get screwed and I embarrass myself in the process.

uhh this sounds complicating for such a small amount of money. are you on Adderall?

But its not gambling if your chance of winning is zero

It's risk. Maybe not a lot of people will participate. Maybe no one will post in one of the 5 numbers I picked. Maybe someone will will but not a lot of people participate and I don't pay much. Maybe a lot of people participate and 3 Jordan owners happen to post on those numbers and tag team my wallet.

I have a lot of ways that I've done this sort of thing in the past, not just nike's on Veeky Forums. It always has to have some chance of risk or lack of control on my part.

you're possibly the strangest guy on this website

even more so than the yearly cum bottle guy

As long as people think I'm retarded and treat me like a meal ticket, I'm fine with that.

well you are definitely retarded

I cannot fathom how this gives you pleasure and how you cant see it as a colossal waste of time and money but hey its your life I guess