Are prostitutes more economical than having a gf? Here is my monthly estimate:

Are prostitutes more economical than having a gf? Here is my monthly estimate:

Prostitute:
1 visit * $200 = $200

GF:
4 weekends of entertainment * $100 = $400

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Having a gf requires taking her out, buying her stupid shit whenever she's in a pissy mood, makeup, tampons, etc.

A prostitute doesn't even cost $200. An escort maybe. You can find any single mother to give you some pussy for $50.

What are you talking about? Gfs are incredible investments, especially hen you live with them.

>Rent and bills go down because you split them with them
>Food costs go down by about 30% as it's cheaper to buy and cook for two. Girls have better cooking skills and will waste less food.
>More free time because she'll do half or usually more of the laundry, washing, cleaning and cooking
>Entertainment halve drop as you share the costs of music/movie/books or vidya (if she's into that)
>Dramatic reduction in money pissed away at pubs/clubs, bullshit social engagements that you were only attending to meet a girl anyway. Staying in becomes the best.
>fuel savings.

From my experience I can say I saved a shitload of money when I moved out of my share house and into an apartment with my gf EVEN THOUGH my rent actually went up $50 a week. The food, fuel and going out expenses were jsut that much reduced.

Literally the only cost is birthday/christmas gifts and you have to spend like 10 minutes a day hearing her yap on about whatever happened that day. Usually then you can proceed to ejaculate inside them or kiss them (kissing is important)

>Usually then you can proceed to ejaculate inside them or kiss them

The kiss goes before or after ejaculating?

Well sometimes they'll be all fickle and not want you to ejaculate inside them because then they have to clean up and they might be bsuy with study or whatever.
Kissing never gets turned downt hough, so kidd either way and offer ejaculation once it looks liek they've finsihed talking.

During.

Girls love that shit especially with the tongue.

Prostitute
1 visit = sex one time = 200 $

If your gf costs $400 a month you break even 2nd time you get laid. After that you will only lower the marginal cost. Just talking about this makes me hard af.


Also;
>implying my gf dosent make me money

Your gf should pay for herself, 1/2 the cost of housing, 1/2 utilites, and 1/2 of the groceries.

So its a good deal.

Neither are those options are optimal user.

Get a friend with benefits/fuck buddy. I have one, she comes over a few times a week. We fuck, she leaves. $0 spent, ever.

> not having an agreed upon split of shared costs based on income with qt3.14 gf

60/40 here feels alright

you also need to consider the value of having much more variety with a prostitute

asian, european, nigger, older, younger, big tits, small tits, whatever you feel like any day of the week.

just as importantly, if you're a 5/10, you can easily fuck a 10/10 prostitute, but good luck getting a 10/10 gf.

One little sperm = $$$$$ for 18 years.
And you'll pay it whether she still gives you blowjobs or not, or if you're sick of her overbearing fat ass.
And if you lived together and shared meals, bills, goods, etc, congratulations, she's your 'common law' wife now she can take half your shit when she leaves.
This is becoming standard in all Western countries, and some non-Western. Femcunts will make this a global standard sleep watch out.

Also fuck bills, all the unnecessary shit you don't care about? She does. One big purchase can wipe out your 'savings'. And don't think she hasn't done the fucking math, she has 'but honey, you don't go out with the guys anymore, so we fan go to nicer (more expensive) restaurants, and sometimes I get tired of cooking, we can just get takeout, and spend more around the house.
Look forward to arguing over a new carpet, curtains, ornaments, bullshit like that you could have done without.
Men hunt and women nest.
But you'll cave in one day, and just think 'oh, fuck it, splitting our stuff up would be a hassle, I'll just go along with it, I suppose the BJ's are good.
Make no mistake, once they are in, they will have you by the balls, and they will squeeze them.
Until they pop.

You don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to shut up and fuck off afterwards without getting up in your shit...

Would Veeky Forums ever consider dating an infertile woman?

A cute chick who works for the same company as me recently got dumped by her longterm bf when they found out it's impossible for her to have children. I'm thinking about making a move. We're both early twenties.

>Would Veeky Forums ever consider dating an infertile woman?

Pls dont base your personal life on what a couple of crypto neets think. Just make a move unless you are sure you want kids soon

I would, my family is riddled with cancer anyway so if everything changes and I want a kid when I'm 40 I'll just adopt

>Girls have better cooking skills and will waste less food.
too obvious bait.

The big cost of having a girlfriend is the loss of time.

THIS


also another thing

>prostitute = highly attractive physical specimen
>gf = plain and homely average girl

With a GF that moves in with you, the real costs come later in life. Once they move in, chances of a marriage shoot up significantly (they know this). This will eventually lead to a divorce in 1/2 the cases, and ensuing lifetime costs - perm alimony etc.

this

but chads get hot girls for free and bareback them while we subhumans are stuck with hookers

honestly suicide is the answer as a sub8

what a fucking no gf robot retard

gf has job she earns money you need to spend less on living, free sex, she cooks -> less expense on food, definitely worth it.

Your question is like asking: is it more economical to rent a Ferrari each weekend, or to buy a Toyota for daily use?

Except the Ferrari won't give you aids if you forget to wear a rubber suit while driving.

And the Toyota won't refuse to let you drive it unless you buy it new gold rims that make you look FUCKING RIDICULOUS you OLD fucking FAT BITCH Toyota.

If you think your gf is less economical than a hooker then you should break up.

There are definitely gfs out there that are more economical than a hooker. Maybe they're rare but they exist.

The costs for a GF/Wife are backloaded (family law) as opposed to front loaded.

I.e. There is no such thing as a free lunch.

You are making a huge mistake in your calculation.
You are not paying prostitute for sex. You are paying her that she goes home after you are done with her.

Well that's assuming you get a divorce.

There are definitely gfs out there who won't divorce you. Good luck picking them out though.

so you only expect to get laid once a month from your gf? the fuck?

All depends since I am fairly rich a GF would expect a certain lifestyle when living with me plus the risk of golddiggers paternity etc etc.

Hitting up an escort 3-4 times a week for 2 or so hours a week definitely works out cheaper.

youre the dumbest person ive ever encountered on this board

>fairly rich

*tips fedora*

There isn't such a thing as free sex for men. You have two options, the "cheap" one (200$/hour) is the hooker and the extremely expensive one is the girlfriend. You choose.

I know this is Veeky Forums and most of you are neckbeard neets but goddam this thread is sad

I want to become a neet just so someone will call me a cryptoneet

you don't get to feel desired, confident, and emotionally fulfilled from a prostitute (inb4 faggot)

sex with a prostitute is glorified masturbation

there is the option of learning game and bedding random women you meet the night you meet them

>inb4 women would never do that

true you don't have to worry about pleasing them, you can get comfy and let them work to your satisfaction.
sometimes it might be nice. not sure if worth the risks.

Yes, hookers are much much cheaper.

I once had a gf and I ended up shelling out (I calculated) $14,500 over an 8 month period that I wouldn't have otherwise. Never again.

To make this argument you also have to quantify STD risk and how that potentially could cost you in the future.

What did you buy? I cant believe that is true but lets roleplay

Didn't buy anything, just going on 3 flight vacations, 2 road trips, restaurants 3x a week, etc. when if I were alone, I just would have stayed home and ate canned food like normal

Where do you even find decent girls who don't expect you to pay for things (dates,food,gifts,etc) more than 60% of the time ?

We (men) put in all the work and women choose not to give anything back.

How has your gf/wife helped or rewarded you after all the hard work you put in, on a daily basis ?

>Prostitute:
>1 visit * $200 = $200

$200 for each sexual intercourse, with a woman who gets fucked regularly by men of questionable cleanliness... As well as having to use a condom and having a lot less freedom with how you do "things"

>GF:
>4 weekends of entertainment * $100 = $400

What makes you think that's necessary? You can hang out in yours/her home and watch a pirated movie or something, it's not that expensive wtf

Thats your own fault that you cuck yourself famelam

Sounds like you're just a retard though.

Just because you acted retardedly doesn't make girlfriends a bad choice

sorry you had to leave the comforting glow of your laptop to have fun and sex. sounds like a terrible time

you find a backbone and dictate the terms of your own relationships.

And your argument is ... ?

>he pays for pussy
might as well just burn that money

I fuck my girlfriend at least 20 times a week(she's Italian), good luck surviving that cost on an escort/prostitute.

>might as well just burn that money

This.

Paying a woman for sex takes all the fun out of it.
It's like paying people to attend your birthday party and sing you happy birthday. - Why even bother?

>I fuck my girlfriend at least 20 times a week(she's Italian)

What did the Italian part have to do with this? Is there some meme about Italians and high libidos that I'm unaware of?

Kek, like any woman would just have sex without wanting something in return.

Nothing is free, especially not pussy.

>20 times a week
lol. if youre gonna lie try like 10 or so.

you give her something in return: fun and good emotions and a chance to be part of your life

>Kek, like any woman would just have sex without wanting something in return.
>Nothing is free, especially not pussy.

You provide a fun time and companionship in return.

>Sex without wanting something in return
>Nothing is free, especially not pussy

You do know that women like sex too, right? Sex isn't something that women just "give"

This user knows what's up. I'm way better off financially living with my gf than I'd be if I was solo.

Well duh, we wouldn't otherwise get that pussay. Also, no part of "the hunt" is fun, fuck you.

Maybe for a beta

>Also, no part of "the hunt" is fun,

because you take yourself too seriously and get butthurt by rejection.

This desu too

you probably take yourself way too seriously, learn to relax and enjoy all aspects of it.

It's like going to the gym, you can't simply enjoy your big muscles, you need to also enjoy the struggle of lifting heavy shit sometimes to failure, eating well and sometimes failing lifts, sometimes even getting injured.

this. im engaged now and have never been happier but that doesnt mean i dont miss the hunt or going out to bars and parties with my boys knowing i could get laid. other than going to catch a game with my friends at a bar i dont even enjoy the party scene any more. kind of pointless now tbqhfam

> doctor, this thing hurts and makes me feel shit
> learn to enjoy every part of it

You knew what I meant idiot

confirmed for never gonna make it

No, I don't. You told me to learn to enjoy all aspects of something that directly causes suffering.

flirting with girls isn't painful you gigantic pussy. you're causing the pain for yourself with your judgments and shitty negative beliefs

The key element here being investing in a woman not a gold-digging whore

>Rent and bills go down because you split them with them
True. Seek someone who is competent enough to hold down employment, or failing that is frugal AND actively improving their station via education or training. NEETs and welfare scroungers be damned.

>Food costs go down by about 30% as it's cheaper to buy and cook for two. Girls have better cooking skills and will waste less food.
From experience and first-hand accounts over many years, it is my understanding that men (at least in my field) are better at cooking, while women are more capable bakers. If you as a grown man are incapable of cooking well then you are actually at a huge disadvantage in finding a good women.

>More free time because she'll do half or usually more of the laundry, washing, cleaning and cooking
True, but home-makers are timebombs for leeching and being influenced by daytimers and womyns media. Its a red flag if she does spend too much time doing housekeeping.

>Entertainment halve drop as you share the costs of music/movie/books or vidya (if she's into that)
Definitely.

>Dramatic reduction in money pissed away at pubs/clubs, bullshit social engagements that you were only attending to meet a girl anyway. Staying in becomes the best.
Too much of this and it starts to beat on your testosterone. Same goes for too much time with the missus.

>fuel savings.
True.

>having fun with beautiful women is suffering

lmao I can't even take it.

>No, I don't. You told me to learn to enjoy all aspects of something that directly causes suffering.

Okay maybe if social interaction and having a good time with cute girls causes you pain then maybe oyu really should pay women for sex for the rest of your life

You idiots, he's not saying that you suffer, he's saying that the women suffer, due to being trafficked and such.

>he's saying that the women suffer, due to being trafficked and such

wat

lel

Everyone pays for pussy.. Next you'll tell us it doesn't matter who sucks your dick so long as it is for free.

kek. No, they are right, which ass did you pull human trafficking from?

It's not fun nor a good time to me. That's my point. People aren't alike, how dare someone not have fun at this thing that's fun to me!

Yes.

If you want kids and think this will be a long-term thing, then maybe no (unless you both go into it with the understanding that it won't be serious/long-term).

If you don't care about/don't want kids, she seems like a decent option (from the outset, anyway). Give it a go.

nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2012/04/19/is-legalized-prostitution-safer/legalizing-prostitution-leads-to-more-trafficking

but this is true

>unless you buy it new gold rims that make you look FUCKING RIDICULOUS you OLD fucking FAT BITCH Toyota.

kek

>It's not fun nor a good time to me.

because you're a self hating beta male. I'm telling you that you can change if you're willing to put in the work

Wow, seriously? Do you really not want to do anything with your life?

Literally everything you do has the potential to lead to some level of discomfort or pain.

Do you not drive your car because you might get in an accident?

Seriously, you're a pansy. "Enjoying the hunt" is a mindset; it's all about building confidence in yourself and hardening yourself to criticism/rejection. Once you get good at it, it no longer affects you, and that's the greatest part of it all; you can do whatever the fuck you want, and the way others react to it can just roll off your back. You're you, and you're fucking awesome, and nobody can tell you otherwise. That's the true point of the hunt, because learning to deal with rejection is the same no matter who it comes from, and knowing you can handle that rejection is a freeing feeling.

In the same way that lifting weights frees you to do things with that strength, "the hunt" teaches you important skills for building self-confidence and dealing with rejection that make you a better, stronger human.

>COPE

>Seriously, you're a pansy. "Enjoying the hunt" is a mindset; it's all about building confidence in yourself and hardening yourself to criticism/rejection. Once you get good at it, it no longer affects you, and that's the greatest part of it all; you can do whatever the fuck you want, and the way others react to it can just roll off your back. You're you, and you're fucking awesome, and nobody can tell you otherwise. That's the true point of the hunt, because learning to deal with rejection is the same no matter who it comes from, and knowing you can handle that rejection is a freeing feeling.

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Life is one big struggle, everything needed to achieve success causes some form of pain or discomfort.

In order to get rich you need to spend a lot of time working when you could be playing.

In order to get rich you need to sometimes lose money, sometimes make poor decisions, sometimes waste your time on ideas that DON'T WORK OUT.

In order to be well-liked you need to also experience what it's like for people to hate you.

In order to get a beautiful gf you need to also experience rejection

>Seriously, you're a pansy. "Enjoying the hunt" is a mindset; it's all about building confidence in yourself and hardening yourself to criticism/rejection.

This guy gets it.

You're telling me to become a masochist. I can do that, but I see no point in it. Just like I could condition myself to like pony porn, but there's no point in doing so.

Projecting. I'm successfull otherwise. with my body, my skills and my finances.

I'm not saying I won't hunt. I'm saying I don't like it, and you guys keep repeating how it's fun to you. It's not fun to me, why do you keep trying to force it?

>comparing enjoying flirting with hot girls to pony porn
holy shit youre a lost cause

Why not both?

>I'm saying I don't like it, and you guys keep repeating how it's fun to you.

it wasn't fun for me. but I practiced, got good, and now it's one of the most enjoyable aspects of my life. I still get scared but it's a fucking rush to meet a new girl and bond with her. there's nothing like it.

>I'm successful otherwise with my body skills and finances

who gives a shit about any of that if you're alone?

>I'm successful otherwise

How so? How can you possibly claim to be successful when your life appears to be driven by what is less "painful"?

If you just don't like dealing with women, that's one thing. Considering the concept of building a tolerance to rejection seems more like a coping strategy with insecurities and self-doubt. "I'm not going to open myself up to the risk of rejection, because I don't like the way it feels, and I don't see the value in taking the risk."

You sound like a terribly uninteresting person, imho, and if that's the way you're leading your entire life, then you're probably not living up to your potential. Just sayin'.

>I'm successfull otherwise. with my body, my skills and my finances.
False. If you were rich and attractive hanging around girls would be easy mode and thered me no rejection or discomfort to it.

> wanting gold-diggers

What is the purpose of marriage?

To have kids.

Get a girl to have kids, have other girls on side.

That's how you get the girl you had kids with to leave you.

Its not a matter of wanting them. Its a matter of every girl using physical attraction and wealth as a metric in that order. You would literally have your pick of the litter and clearly you dont. So obviously your not that attractive and not that wealthy. And since even average guys like to flirt/pick up girls that leads me to believe your a fat piece of shit neckbeard who hates social interaction because hes a pariah to society

Not if you're too big to lose.

just sit down dude
it's time to stop making excuses and reflect on your life

With divorce and child support laws being what they are, "too big to lose" does not exist. They'll get half your money just for putting on a ring, and a guaranteed income for 18 years just for pushing out a brat. What's "too big to lose" about a guaranteed paycheck?

Then don't get married, don't have kids. Just trying to help.

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>>what is common law marriage
>>contraceptives are 100% infallible

Well considering I have sex with my gf anywhere from 20-30 times more than once a month...

Don't forget alimony. In most states that's another additional amount calculated by taking 1/3 of the difference of your gross incomes.