What the fuck is wrong with normal people and biker jackets?

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They don't fit the style, a biker jacket looks best on a biker.
Visions of tough give no fuck son of a bitch, but instead these are barely-passable-as-men examples.
Wear the jacket unzipped, belt out, with the oldest pair of jeans you have, bleached white shirt, and some black leather boots.
Don't look smug, don't have a droopy ass mouth, and don't have limp wrists.

It's called a "bi-swing" back. Only posers actually where perfectos for riding motorcycles. Actual motorcycle riders where massive padding and look like power rangers because they don't want to die if they fall off

"fashionable" biker jackets are for skinny people only and that's the sad truth honestly

He's not skinny

Biker jackets are actually made for a wider build. Skinny people may look good in a really small jacket, but it normally fits perfect any wide shoulder and slim waist body

I think you're expecting too much from people buying a $70.00 biker jacket from Amazon.

That fucking belt.

A $1000 jacket will have better looking materials. And would probably have a better cut

yeah and it looks like shit

it looks good, there are multiple different fits of jackets,
slim
classic
standard
fitted
regular
long, to name a few. if you are a an idiot who doesn't know how to buy clothes that fit then it's your fault. but buying one from H&M, you get what you get.

I bought a 1960's biker jacket from a vet some years back for squat - 75 USD. It fit wrong, obv. What I did was look up a rare breed of tailor - Leather jacket tailors. They exist. They aren't cheap.
$200 later, I was left with a jacket that fit my torso and arms to the letter - not to mention the 50+ years of wear it had already seen. I prefer it to a fashion designer's iteration of the garment, because it offers range of motion in the shoulders and a perfect fit everywhere else. It's fading nicely, too.

I was in john varvatos last year and saw old, semi rehabbed but ultimately shitty biker jackets selling as 'vintage' (which they were) for upwards of $1500. IMO I made the right choice. It's a roundabout solution to the problem, but I wouldn't choose another option.

That is a good idea. There is nothing else like owning a brand new leather jacket though. The fragrance, the feel of the leather. Buying other people's used clothes is romantic, especially if they are "premium" items, like leather and silk etc. But ultimately, you are still just buying someone else's used clothes.

It didn't feel used at all, though - it's from a period when construction was of a different caliber, as were materials. It hadn't been worn in years. Still smells and feels like leather and me.
Besides, used clothes are like, not a big deal. Specially if you can't get the item otherwise.

I also kind of like the pre-existing age of it - a leather jacket will outlive YOU, if it's properly made. You can give it to your son when you hit 70. He can do the same. I think leather looks best broken in a bit, sheen worn down, otherwise it's at odds with the subculture that first popularized it in American fashion (rough and tumble bikers). This initial breaking in can take years! As I age, this jacket will age with me.

That's all just my opinion, tho. I def see where you're coming from about the niceties of a fresh new Schott or whatever else you have in mind. I'm just a sucker for garments with history.

Got a picture?

No, that looks like shit

Yeah, sure.

>inb4 "That's shit, largely on account of my conviction that P. is a stupid faggot on a message board for Micronesian fap cartoons."

wow looks really cool!

I did not expect that. Thank you. I did a LOT of things to this jacket - including zipper replacements and hardware changeups.

That was not the final answer, tho - You remember Boris Badijan Saberi? You remember how he was famous for those treated leather jackets he sold? They had a very nifty texture and strangely distressed leather. I saw it years back and I started looking into how that leather BBS jacket was made, especially the texture and "supple stiffness" of whatever process he was using on his leather.

It turns out he was using a combination of surfactants, centrifugal motion and timed heat. Surfactants are the chemicals that make liquid detergents work. They were invented in the 50's and used exclusively for TIDE detergent.

He also uses tumbling and heat. Sounds like a washing machine! I took a leap and washed the tailored piece 15+ times in hot water loaded with enough tide for 3 washes. Every time I washed it, it got a little better. When I started drying it in the machine instead of by air, the effect got even better. According to my tape, the measurements of the piece didn't change from the ones I took before I began the washing process.

Between the heat, the detergents and the moisture, the jacket just... changed. It put on twenty years without changing color or being damaged. It's now harder (pretty stab proof in a lotta places), has that distressed BBS texture, kinda waxy... Also, the collar now stands up and stays up, as you can see in the pic.

It's just... It's a sorta DIY thing, and you can't ever buy that experience for any amount of money (IME), because the garment is essentially for ME, and it was distressed by me, it was me who went to the tailor 3x a week to watch him deconstruct the jacket and help him re-drape certain parts according to my measurements and the visual effect I wanted the jacket to give off when reassembled.

Glad I took the time.

I didn't expect to say that but... it actually looks good, the only thing I can nitpick is the top of the sleeve (near the armhole) being a bit too loose.

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Well, I appreciate you taking the leap. I'm happy with it either way, but it's nice to hear something you worked on doesn't suck.

I had to leave the shoulders and arm holes a bit wide - I discovered when I first started seriously scoping a leather jacket that slimmer shoulders don't allow for the same range of motion. I musta hit ten stores, and I was ready to drop way too much money on some shit from the cast or acne or SLP, but I just couldn't feel 100% about anything I tried.

A friend with a background in tailoring explained how these jackets' patterns are cut out, and why the patterns and construction would get in my way of making drastic changes to a traditional leather intended for biking.

I needed something I could crawl through a tunnel with, scrape on floor or wall and not worry about. Something with enough toughness to withstand actual riding and offer protection. These stitches have all been reworked with riding and protection in mind. An SLP will turn to dust and leather panels if you hit the pavement with it doing 35. It's all soft, it's not enough armor. It's also restrictive and looks too monied.

There had to be a compromise between form and function. I fit it where I could and tried to work with the shoulders by exaggerating the silhouette of the rest of the jacket. Overall, It's an inverted triangle - a good shape for men, IMO. I had extra fabric when the arms were tapered, so I had the curve of the sleeve exaggerated a bit.

The belt is buckled into itself behind the back and fixed in place with matte black steel brackets that can't really be noticed. It adds something, to have the belt so cleanly folded back onto itself, bracing the lower half of the back panel.

When you wear it open, the draping loop of steel grommets and leather is sorta rickish, in a way. It adds another shape to your silhouette and complements layering.

Sometimes a hybrid can offer the best of both worlds by existing entirely in its own.

Looks like you can't move in that

I can move well, because I had the sleeves set in the exaggerated shoulders and tucked under sorta like this But I used a deeper gusset, and tucked the fold into the shoulder so that you don't really notice the extra leather hidden inside. because there's space in there.

it folds weird on your front, like you're too fat for it or something, but maybe it's just the photo idk

My schott perfecto. Pleaso no bully.

pic related is my jacket, my father bought it in the 80s and it has seen some use, he made multiple tours through Europe and wore this jacket on most of them. When he married my mom he stopped riding his bike though and sold it some years ago, he stopped wearing the jacket too and stored it in the attic, were it hung for around 20 years. When we found it, the leather was in a very bad condition and it smelled very badly, plus the interior has a big burned spot at the back, because he hung it over his exhausting pipe at one trip. I had the leather refurbished for approx. 100€ and may dad gave the jacket to me. It's my favorite peaces of clothing and it's really durable, he fell from his bike wearing it, I fell wearing it, when I was skating a couple of times, but the leather is undamaged.

best leather jacket I've seen so far, user!

Jesus, thanks.

I really like the fit of your jacket, I think it suits you. I think the stiffened leather thing would add to your look, but that's just me. You want, I can look up a leather tailor for you, I'll call my man in manhattan and ask him your city/state.

But I don't think you need it.

It's the cold out here in L.I. and the crumpled pile this jacket's been in for two days, I think that the stiffness in the leather can look wrong for the first half hour or so until your body heats it and you move. Wouldn't change it, tho.

They're great jackets, no doubt. Specially Schott. Just needs time and wear to mold itself to you. Gonna be dope AF.

>the crumpled pile this jacket's been in for two days
What the fuck are you doing dude

I had a long day, came in and wrote C++ for a few days while in tech geek mode

thanks! I'm living in germany, but I'm not sure if I want it to be fixed in the first place, it's not visible from the outside and it adds to the character of the jacket. If I'd get a bike one day, it'd get it fixed at a local tailor I guess.

This is what I was talking about look at your shoulders the epaulets aren't supposed to be part of the sleeve.

I see. Ahhhhh.

Well, I gotta say... I don't mind at all, and I'm usually autistic about this sorta shit.

I wish more people fucked up their clothes like this, I love the look of exaggerated silhouettes.

this looks cool but a little too short for my liking

literally *tips fedora*: the post

Where were you? You're fucking late.

late for what? i dont sit on a sudanese human trafficking picture site my entire day you fucking loser

looks really good, and all the details other people are picking on are neccessary for mobility in a leather jacket. the room in the front is there because of how you'll be sitting on a bike, same deal with the room on the upper part of the sleeve.

Dude his post is fucking fine, he's enjoying talking about clothes on a goddamn fucking fashion forum, so sue him. I don't even particularly like him, his posts are usually OK but I dislike namefags on principle. but it's beyond me why you people follow him around and shit on every post he makes. It's creepy and clogs up decent threads.

It fits perfect you fucking namefaggot.

Just like my vintage 80's Schott Duro-Jac which I would not part with for a million bucks.

I want to shorten my sleeves like an inch, they have zippers. Do I need to find a leather jacket tailor for this or could I go to any tailor? Feel like its a small enough job for any tailor, the zippers that makes me hesitant.

I would go to a leather jacket tailor specifically. The dude will have take the sleeves off and shorten them on the top, near the shoulder, to avoid the zippers in the wrists. It's worth a specialist. Trust.

Nice, vintage 80's schott! I wouldn't give that away for the world!. Hold it tight. It will last you until death, ya know. And thanks.

Thanks, man. It's nice to see someone else posting the very words in my mind. Glad you find it acceptable, too!

You know, I'm really glad you see that as a byproduct of necessity for the role I intended this jacket to play. The arm mobility is key not just for biking, but for dancing, fighting, climbing and generally being mobile & still armored. Cheers, mate.

Totally feel you there. I'm sagging a bit here, it's a bad habit with the wrong tops - especially stuff that aims to define the upper body and provide some semblance of form. Shit jess looks short. DESU this jacket is most bomb with these waxed zip pocket biker jeans I got, the rise is perfect and the luster matches beautifully.

It looks pretty cheap-looking, the zippers don't look very good. The pic is blurry and bad lighting so can't really see it anyway, it look like a very thin jacket you would get for cheap at H&M but the fit is good and tight

Oh, youre hurting muh feelings!
Thing is close to sixty years old and customized for me by me. Shit like this don't get made anymore.
What brand is it? No brand. It's blank through and through, having originally been a custom. I can understand you insecurity and resulting anger, but you aint got shit to say about the fit.

And you want to, so badly. You want to put me in my place. Trying the underhanded compliment shit? Your bitch do that to you, faggot? That some damaged girl shit, homes.

What's really wrong with you? Nothing, I'd bet... But you are totally the sort of lost little half a fag I could mos likely talk into sucking me off at a party after the first three drinks.

Good god you are disgusting. Respect yourself more. It's really sad to watch. I don't come here for your misery and longing.

No probs!

When you buy a leather jacket you're supposed to size up because they shrink a lot in the washing machine. These people just haven't washed them yet.

ahahaha thats the dumbest advice thank you for the laugh.

This cheap ass jacket I got from the supermarket, rate please

Also my pants look lower than they are in this photo idk why

This is a case where the overall jacket size isn't bad but the shoulder seams are too low down below the actual shoulders, so even though the jacket is technically too big for you it's still fits because of your arm length barely

This jacket is sized for someone with much broader shoulders and shorter arms

Id on shoes?

u look good :-)

Yeah I'm pretty long/skinny haha
Dririder boots mate
:'^)

Dude you look really good. Great fit and face fits it. You remind me of Nathan from Wavves

Don't listen to the riders. This looks bad. Especially that popped collar.

Jesus Christ, you're an angsty little faggot. He made a well reasoned argument, it looks cheap. It does fit nice, however it looks semi-retarded cause you aren't wearing mid-high rise jeans like hip jackets are originally meant for.

Shit I thought these were sneakers haha. Since when did they make fashionable motorcycle boots?

Anyone else got a recommendation for shoes that look like these?

I found them at a motorbike store in the city, more common than you'd think

Modern day fonzie

I'm sagging, so the pants were sitting waaay lower than normal. They have 40" inseams, so I can see where the comment is coming from. They kind of just demand to be stacked as much as possible.

DESU I was just fukkin with the other user, I been trolled so heavy I dun caught the behavior like a disease. truth be told I could care less, just felt like throwing some negativity in the direction it first came from.A well worded bit of vitriol kind of just shocks the recipient a bit. Espesh if it's vastly out of character.
I mean, that's sorta how I feel when I'm just trying to be nice & participate but someone decides to vomit some nastiness over an interaction that merits it in no way.It's a straight up unpleasant thing, and if feggits from bumblefuck with 'forever alone' filling up each day of their lforseeable futures want to shoot some garbage at the open book attitude I've always held dear, well... I guess it's on, no? I go out of my way to be nice and kind and soft, and you think my lack of posturing is akin to wearing a huge red target on my back?

how do you know the same person isn't both complimenting you and insulting you...no one uses tripfagging except you.

Looks bad. REALLY bad. Work out dude, jesus christ.

you look like a heroine addict, but jeans that fit and save up for a good quality jacket, but i will say you jacket actually fits

This might be one of the saddest posts I've seen on this board in a long time.
Like, you just got a bunch of compliments and then this one user managed to get you to pretty much have a meltdown.
I really hope this is a copy pasta I missed the boat on.

Sad!

really makes me think

too big?

The only acceptable reason to buy a jacket like that is that you are streaming with Styx and want to pay tribute to his look.

Maybe it does fit him properly and the problem is just that he has a poorly proportioned body, in this case for example head too large for clavicle width or rib cage size (skullcel, perhaps barrel chest?)

Most normal people have poorly proportioned bodies, that's one of the things that set models/chad apart from us.

Its hot af so i only threw on to take pic, ignore shorts.
I think my jacket fits pre well, I was thinking of working out to make shoulders and chest a bit bigger. Or do you guys think it fits fine as it is?

looks like actual biker lol. effortless and looks natural on you.

yea the shoulder thing becoming part of the sleeve is a sign its too big, it was made for a guy with broader shoulders shorter arms

forgot pic

Anyone got any recommendations for an all black shearing jacket? Leather biker jackets just dont work for everyone, sadly.

I found a vintage grey Levi's shearling jacket in a car, fits nice looks nice smells nice, no rips no nothing

He looks like a total dweeb and the jacket looks like Zara or dollar store , the Zippers look tiny and flimsy aluminum or tin

It's funny because I was the original person who complimented jacket, and I was going to pick it apart objectively but I felt bad so I just faked it and threw out a compliment to be positive. Then after the way he received it and blathered 5 blog posts on how awesome he was only then I decided to make my real comment, which was this exact comment that he got all pissed at. Some other user pretended to be me here>
That wasn't me

pfft like that matter, what about of the sopranos?
all the italian are over weights and they suit the leather jacket very well, especially Tony

Too big. Is that the 48 or are you tiny? Reon?

I just noticed the coin pocket placement. Definitely not reon. You get what you pay for, I suppose.

The shoulder fits fine but the sleeves are a bit too long if you work out and make your shoulders 1 cm longer the sleeves will fit better without making the epaulets look too short for your shoulders.
Long-wise the jacket fits fine but its too long for a SLP look.

Idk why girls almost never have problems with leather jackets despite girls being smaller. Most of them don't have the too long epauletes and sleeves problem also their tits help the jacket look good while open without having one extreme of the jacket touch the other thus filling the gap which should show what you are wearing underneath the jacket.
Male leather jackets should be made smaller because most people look like shit on them and won't be able to fill them properly without being a bodybuilder or a landwhale unless you buy SLP jacket those are made for skinny niggers.

Great fit just tuck in your shirt and a belt

>wrote C++ for a few days while in tech geek mode
This is where you crossed the line from wholesome to cringy

who are you, fucking squall leonhart?

A cringy round fat beta faced 3/10 emo who doesn't have the body to pull off any of the stuff he is wearing.

You sound mad white trash
insecure af too
I'm bored, so I wrote you a poem

>skillsets are cringy!

C++ is too much, huh? How about Assembly? I can also do basic engine repair, pick locks, build bikes, wire an apartment or small home, perform distillations & cold water extractions, I can frame a home, sheetrock and joint it. I can install plumbing OR Gentoo. I can change a tire in minutes while you wait for AAA in the rain. You don't dance, I can break. I draw portraits and logos with enough skill to be published, sold in galleries & licensed by a streetwear label... I can fight, I got cash and I'm white, immune to stage fright, from 10 to ten thousand it's all in a night.
Sluts love all the fits you diss, I could probly fuck yo bitch, I cook a decent duck l'orange and write a decent fucking song.

You couldn't fit a fraction of my life on CD-ROM. You're probly under 6 feet and you got a single mom so you were raised to be a bitch made from the moment daddy gone. Last time you got your dick wet we were still in Vietnam but you got the nerve to tell me I ain't got it going on?

FOH, I know they're just opinions but they're wrong.

..........Thanks for the prompt! I enjoyed that. Open your mind a bit, that 'Revenge of the Nerds" narrative don't apply anymore, what with all the people out there who hone talents according to their own need of personal autonomy.

Now, I don't want you to think I'm dismissing you. I'm not - I'm dismissing your attitude. Your opinion I don't have to dismiss - I think about it all more in terms of how your own attempts to demean others are such an incredibly vibrant and obvious reflection of your own lack of confidence.

You aren't insulting me so much as asking me how I manage to live without the unwarranted shame & fear that define your own identity and life choices. There are so many things you'll never get to experience, and it's sad because you KNOW how you're limiting yourself, but you're unable to do otherwise.

You are the most pathetic and annoying faggot I've read in my entire life. Let's hope canncer takes you out of this world in the following months.

LOLOLOLOL

That's all? That's all? C'mon, go harder. You can also post a fit, if you really want to shut me up.

It's astonishingly difficult to find women who fit a leather jacket properly. They usually size the midsection of their body, and to hell with the sleeve length or jacket length. For them, it's either fit properly or too short/small. Anything that it slightly too small for them they consider cute...hence.

>Wow. Just wow. This jacket is both warm and high quality. You would think it costs $300! Since the other reviews here have photos that aren't good quality and it really doesn't do it justice. I will post some of my own that I shot on my Google Pixel

God, I fucking hate fat bitches

Pay tribute to this bait. No thanks.

This looks really good. Classic.