Tfw no GF to borrow your clothes

>tfw no GF to borrow your clothes

just
end
it
fampai

>bought vintage german football shirt
>way too small for me
>kept it on the off chance i could give it too a girl
wtf is wrong with me

What a pathetic fantasy

>tfw when broke up a month ago
Why did you post this:((

you need to have never touched a girl to get it desu
I have something even cringier. I had a wool beanie that shrunk in the wash and i've kept it on the chance i'll give it as a present for the kid of a possible future friend .... (I have no friends)

I even BUY my clothes based on what I think my future gf will look like in them when she borrows them fucking hell lol

you are not alone.
:(

kek

user, please tell me you made that up. That is oddly specific.

why don't you go and ask a girl out user? Do you have mental problems?

thats Veeky Forums, nigga. normies get out, reeee

You aren't hurting anyone except yourself. Maybe your parents.

what are you talking about? is this pasta or some random reddit fag that found his way to /fa?

it's very real friendo

Your feelings are getting out of hand, huh? It's time to fix your life user, seriously.

>nigga. normies get out, reeee
>random reddit fag
if you are trying to hide the fact that you are underage you aren't doing a very good job pal

Fucking love Stella

nice double post
fuck off to reddit now, nigger.
this isnt a goof place for you

I'm not the one using Veeky Forums as his personal blog to feel better about his pathetic actions. Fix your life.

lmao.
fuck off faggot.
pls
if u want to write long posts about fixing your life go to reddit

You sure love talking about reddit don't you

>tfw GF
>still doesn't borrow your clothes

GFs just steal your hoodies, that's about it.

Ex wanted my vintage Ray-Ban shirt.
Looking back on it, if I could trade that shirt to still be with her, I would in a heartbeat.

Don't give up hope, user.

>GFs just steal your hoodies, that's about it.

this, at least in my experience
my previous girlfriends just liked hoodies and comfy loungewear/pajamas

I have fancy cologne that I'm saving just in case a cute girl (or anybody that will be my friend) comes along and they'll end up borrowing my sweater or something and it smells like me

why am i fucking like this i hate myself

you wear a little miss sunshine shirt?

no I want THIS

you think I'm going to let some little heathen steal my rick owens hoodies?

>tfw no 90s waifu

It is nice when your gf borrows your clothes, until you break up, check your closet and have no sweaters left.
They look great in bombers though...

I've heard about you in a thread like this before

and that's kinda weird

not once I get a gf

then i'll be laughing

then

>tfw didn't know this was one of the comfiest bonds in the world
>when your Veeky Forums clothes smell like her when you miss her
I'm sorry some of you anons will never feel this during the prime years of your life

>Had a gf
>Borrowed my clothes
>Break up
>Get my coat back
>Smells like her

oof

>gf borrows my expensive and beloved clothes very often
>"Oh but your clothes are much more cozy than mine!"
>she's messy and clumsy as hell
>when I get my clothes back there's food stains and hairs everywhere on them
Reality isn't up to the fantasy bruh-bruhs

>gf borrows wool sweater
>tell her not to wash it if she stains it
>stains it
>washes it
>shrinks
>teeheee user now i can wear it
Fucking bitch

I have a jacket like this and my ex constantly borrowed it, feels bad

cant believe no one has mentioned finn wolfhard

My sweaters never fit my ex, im a small and they would crush her tits. It made me a sadboi

you sound like a faggot

She could've done it on purpose though. I was dating a girl that was mad crazy, when I asked her to give me a shirt back, she soaked it in an ugly ass perfume. I put that mf in the washing machine right when I got home

i wish my gf would do this but shes a foot shorter than i am and i like dressing oversized and she drowns in my clothes

My sister does this all the time. Can get really annoying sometimes, but she's alot more Veeky Forums than I am so I feel a bit of pride whenever she does it.

>tfw no sexually confused GF to steal your money and medications before getting gang fucked in a UNC common room

Get over her already you pretentious piece of shit

Fuck you, I am. This is how I laugh at things. The fact I'm even able to talk about it openly is how I myself know shit is done and done.

Stop attacking everything, man. It's insecure. Quit following me.

>tfw gf
>she is much heavier than me to wear most of my clothes
>all she wears are shirts and leggings from Victoria’s Secret
>she doesn’t care for fashion

>namecuck
>a literal cuck

Lmaoing at ur existence

IKR?

It's not lost on me bruh

>current gf
>also first gf
>gf is same size as me in literally everything
>I'm a weightlifting manlet and she's an ex-rower with 3 inches on me
>we could swap full wardrobe
>lend her LL Bean wool pants for winter
>give her vintage schott bomber for her birthday I thrifted off ebay because she only owns windbreakers (would layer 3 of them in winter)
>she got me MRE's and a steel tray because we watched stevemreinfo1989 together
>she looks like a goofy old man because my aesthetic is that of a goofy old man
>she is lustful of my current boot collection
>tfw I'm spooned by an athletic, short haired irish faced qt at night
>tfw i'm some retarded kid who somehow got an anime archetype gf.

This is an abstract sort of feel.

...

Girls only steal hoodies. Really was a point of contention because my ex put on mad weight and she couldn't wear my hoodies anymore lmao. I told her to stop because she was stretching them out and making them fit weird, and it led to WW3. She stole some of my old t-shirts too. Fat bitch.

my gf is too chubby to fit in most of my clothes

>mfw telling her she looks great

tfw no GF to borrow HER clothes

nothing more effay than an andro couple :)

tfw had bf that was same size as me so we always swapped clothes
tfw he broke up with me
tfw still has one of my favorite raincoats
tfw i still have his hoodie
tfw he told me to "keep it until we get back together"
tfw don't want the hoodie anymore
tfw just want the relationship back

my gf doesn't borrow my clothes, i borrow hers

no you wont because she will find out youve been buying clothes for her since before she met you, be freaked out (UNDERSTANDIBLY) and leave.

Sounds lovely man, it's super cool that you share those things with her !
I hope you have a nice life user, don't forget to love yourself

I kekried

>GF borrows lots of clothes
>break up
>bitch never gave them back
>can't ask for them because she's a fucking psycopath and would probably threaten suicide if I don't sex her if I talk to her again