Will she ever die?

Will she ever die?

My dad legitimately believes that she will live to be 130

dont know but i hope so tbqh

No. She will use Pagan Anglican witch magic to become immortal.

God save the Queen.

She will when I rape her and shit on her face.

this is why we need flags

first post best post

Eventually.

Meanwhile, let's enjoy the corgis.

Devil trips do not lie. The queen will outlive me ayyy lmao.

Of course not. That's Queen Elizabeth II

>The Queen is immortal

It must be.. The ancient prophecies have become true! King Arthur has returned!

Reminder that King Arthur is supposed to kill all the English people.

The phrase "Long Live the Queen" is actually a ritual of Anglican black magic. The more often people say it, the stronger she gets.

She lives by sucking the souls of childrens.

Look at the first post.

>yfw you will die in the Queen's lifetime

She will guide us through the wrap

t. hugh mcdonald

Do the Corgis ever die?

They seem to follow her for decades.

Are they like the Persian Immortals in that when a Corg keels over, another takes his place?

Thank you for this thread Veeky Forums

At this rate I'm willing to take him up on that.

she has had around 30 corgis in her lifetime if I recall correctly.
I suppose when they die they just get replaced

no they are called the eternal anglos for a reason

Lizard people can't die.

Hopefully soon

my dad has been telling me forever she'll live to be over 120

t. Canadian

Everytime she feels under the weather someone whispers in her ear the words "King Charles" and she perks right up.

I think they have a guy for that.

Is it true that when (if) she dies, literally everyone stops working for weeks?

Yes
As per Islamic mourning traditions.

Only after Charles

Every decade a Welsh child is sacrificed to extend her majesty's life.

...

Charles will die before her

I think I might feel more pain through her passing than I would any member of my family.

Not unless we can stop her from feeding on the life force of corgis and banish her back to the land of the unseelie

No love for eventual King Chuck?

She has a cat scan once a month, so maybe when she's 125.

she was bored 3 years before my grandmother. My grandmother is more active than most 80 year olds. Old Englanish money never dies

that is extremely pathetic

Nope.

It's ETERNAL anglo.

This.

I don't think he'd take the regnal name Charles, it's bad luck.
The first Charles got beheaded and the second converted to Catholicism on his deathbed (great choice on his part).
He's going to be George VII.

>checkd

They can change their name when they ascend to the throne?

sorry not familiar with royal history, always thought they just used their birth name

her mother lived to 101...

God willing, no.