Exhibit A: >pros Tight, secure feeling >cons Very uncomfortable and obvious if/when you get an erection Maximum ball sweat Asking for urine spots
Exhibit B: >pros Large, rounded bulge Discrete erections >cons May not be viable if willy is unusually large or small Course or stubbly pubic hair may irritate willy
Exhibit C >pros Most natural and comfortable given men generally lean to one side >cons Lumpy and unaesthetic bulge
Lincoln Gonzalez
C is the only option
Austin Johnson
i always do B, sometimes if it's too obvious ya gotta tuck it into the waistband just a tad
Leo Harris
Always A. Why are you getting random erections?
Brody Mitchell
Because I am under 35.
Christian Richardson
More like under 15.
Carter Bennett
Is that weird? I'm 21 and I still get them from time to time. Not even thinking about sexual stuff then.
Nicholas Perez
i don't get to choose, it moves by itself
Lincoln Peterson
I've never had a random erection, only a handful of times. Guess I was superior all along.
David Ramirez
>not thinkin about sexual stuff 24/7 Ishiggydiggy
Ayden Ramirez
do straight males actually use anything other than A, i mean mine goes down the right pantleg like i though when ppl said does ur dick go right or left they meant right or left down not like actually dead right why would anyone what
Jaxon Smith
Always A. Erections are an issue for all of them though. Sometimes when I get one and I'm using the B configuration my dick pokes out the top of my pants and at that point im a stiff breeze away from having to register as a sex offender.
Hunter Stewart
I tuck mine under my balls into my gooch
Cameron Martin
We're talking about briefs. There's no pant leg to go down.
Gabriel Flores
>wearing briefs ever >not letting your sweet chariot swing low seriously hope you guys don't do this
Matthew Jenkins
cause I wanna fuck somebody wherever I see them except fat bitches and guys, guys sometimes yeah but I'm not gay so that balances out
Alexander Collins
A. Pushing my dick purposely upwards feels weird as fuck to me. I didn't even realize people did it any other way.
Hunter Morales
A. My willy get lonely if it's up on my lower tummy all day
Lucas Harris
always b
Bentley Phillips
if you do A or B you got a small penor, sorry to break it to you bud
David Wright
what are you, some kind of faggot expert on dicks?
Lincoln Cooper
yeah, what about it
Kayden Bell
sorry, son, no reputable dick expert would refer to the fleshcraft as 'a penor'
you're a gay ruseman
Josiah Bell
I think you'd need to be over 6 inches soft before it becomes a problem, pretty rare.
Xavier Wood
mine is over 5 inches soft and i do A, fight me pusi
Jason King
>tfw 6.4in soft/7in hard meatlog >5.8in girth >have to wear it like B or else have a large bulge going down my leg >can’t wear gym shorts/pants >can’t wear thin material pants >can’t wear light wash jeans or any light colored pants >Have to always wear black denim >Erections aren’t discrete at all, boners hit my waist on pants, come up, and poke out from said pants >Sex is always painful for the girls I’m with >At least I can hit g spots with an upward bend master race cock Don’t fall for the big dick meme. Stay within the average levels. It’s not worth it at all. I literally spend hundreds testing out compression short for my job (mandatory khakis). It’s not the best putting your dick in a headlock.
Asher Bell
this, I can't even imagine how somebody could do A unless their dick is tiny. It would smash mine against my balls and hurt
Matthew Clark
Are jeans too tight to move to a comfortable position from A once you pop a stage 9 erection? You have to force it upright all the time? Do you do B op?
To brag, if I did b people would notice: the full penis outline pressing against the tightest and least flexible part of the pants.
Connor Clark
A (or A-based X) makes the most sense having all a small flaccid penis, a commitment to the no-bulge look (I actually do ), and control over erections. Now, if I were to develop a full erection on skinny jeans, I'd be fucked in ABC: I'd be rocking a pyramid-like bulge on A, an oddly shaped outwards-pointing navel on B and a brick phone on any of the Cs. I developed control over fear rather than diligence, which isn't much different.
Aiden Roberts
Tfw too big for B, sticks out the top of my pants I go for option D, like C but pointed down one of my underwear legs to show off in tight pants
Nicholas Gutierrez
I always start with B, then my willy moves to the C position over the course of the day.
Alexander Bell
i tuck it in like A, but during the day always end up B
Juan Jackson
If you dont have them, get checked out, that is not normal.
Jose Price
>tfw 2 inch soft 6 inch hard 5.6 girth >tfw still have visible bulge if I wear thin pants >tfw despite what statistics say 6 inches still looks small to me
Lincoln Gutierrez
tfw same stats :/
Liam Walker
5" soft / 7" hard here, I usually do A but lately there's a visible bulge even if I'm flaccid as all fuck
I just wear my shirts over my pants to hide it, though sometimes I have to tucc my shit in, at which point it's a tossup whether I get reported for sexual harassment or not. The other day I was half asleep and started having a quarter chub, it looked like I had a fist hiding in my crotch
Isaac Powell
I switched to boxers and never went back because it made boxer briefs feel way too tight
Lincoln Morris
Do you go bungee jumping every day?
Colton White
I prefer B. My balls have never been more dry.
Benjamin Thomas
>Guys sometimes but I'm not gay guys I swear
Jackson Bailey
My dick is too big to do A or B.
Ian Price
My problem with some of the briefs I own is if I do C, its not tight enough/not enough room in the legs and my dick hangs out the side. So my only option is A
Adam Powell
C
Isaac Thomas
>making a conscious effort to conceal your dick >ever
Julian Johnson
>wearing tight pants
fucking faggots
Ian Nguyen
I'd shave my nuts. Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck
Elijah Turner
retards this board is shit
Aaron Perry
Thanks user I was thinking i will grow my dick bigger but now i changed my mind.
Easton Evans
c but my dick has a slight left curve from a decade of wearing skinny jeans
Michael Brown
You’re obviously a porn addict
Elijah Edwards
A. Big dick.
The fuck. Is this like one of these retarded shit only americans and australians do and assume is normal? If you're nude it's A. How badly fitting trousers are you wearing where a full erection from A would "pitch a tent" or do you people have really tiny dicks?
Jackson Thomas
It's not really a choice, my dick always ends up at C, right
Wyatt Torres
Mix of A and C, too much of a dicklet for B to work properly. I wear classic y-fronts, so I'm nice and snug and tight down there anyways.
Anthony Gonzalez
D
Brody Rivera
rekt lmao
but also true. i am 22 yo and never get random erections...
Samuel Bennett
I get the occassional laughs after my school's daily morning assemblies (years ago) because of the wood I get after sitting cross legged for a while, yeah.
William Miller
You must have one of those ugly-ass downward curving dicks.
Brody Peterson
If you arent hanging left, your're doing it wrong
Zachary Long
Ask your doctor to check your T levels
Nathaniel Thompson
Almost every single person i've slept with (i am a huge slut) has complimented my dick.
Are you american? I've got the feeling this is an american thing.
Carson Fisher
I'm not, no. I think it all depends on your erection's natural angle. Mine sits about 45 degrees from my body. Pushing it down parallel to my legs is painful. And if I get hard while sporting A then it will be pushing out against the fabric and will be more obvious than B or C.
If your erection hangs below perpendicular then maybe it's not an issue.