How do you wear your willy in briefs?

How do you wear your willy in briefs?

Exhibit A:
>pros
Tight, secure feeling
>cons
Very uncomfortable and obvious if/when you get an erection
Maximum ball sweat
Asking for urine spots

Exhibit B:
>pros
Large, rounded bulge
Discrete erections
>cons
May not be viable if willy is unusually large or small
Course or stubbly pubic hair may irritate willy

Exhibit C
>pros
Most natural and comfortable given men generally lean to one side
>cons
Lumpy and unaesthetic bulge

C is the only option

i always do B, sometimes if it's too obvious ya gotta tuck it into the waistband just a tad

Always A. Why are you getting random erections?

Because I am under 35.

More like under 15.

Is that weird? I'm 21 and I still get them from time to time. Not even thinking about sexual stuff then.

i don't get to choose, it moves by itself

I've never had a random erection, only a handful of times. Guess I was superior all along.

>not thinkin about sexual stuff 24/7
Ishiggydiggy

do straight males actually use anything other than A, i mean mine goes down the right pantleg like i though when ppl said does ur dick go right or left they meant right or left down not like actually dead right why would anyone what

Always A.
Erections are an issue for all of them though. Sometimes when I get one and I'm using the B configuration my dick pokes out the top of my pants and at that point im a stiff breeze away from having to register as a sex offender.

I tuck mine under my balls into my gooch

We're talking about briefs. There's no pant leg to go down.

>wearing briefs ever
>not letting your sweet chariot swing low
seriously hope you guys don't do this

cause I wanna fuck somebody wherever I see them except fat bitches and guys, guys sometimes yeah but I'm not gay so that balances out

A. Pushing my dick purposely upwards feels weird as fuck to me. I didn't even realize people did it any other way.

A. My willy get lonely if it's up on my lower tummy all day

always b

if you do A or B you got a small penor, sorry to break it to you bud

what are you, some kind of faggot expert on dicks?

yeah, what about it

sorry, son, no reputable dick expert would refer to the fleshcraft as 'a penor'

you're a gay ruseman

I think you'd need to be over 6 inches soft before it becomes a problem, pretty rare.

mine is over 5 inches soft and i do A, fight me pusi

>tfw 6.4in soft/7in hard meatlog
>5.8in girth
>have to wear it like B or else have a large bulge going down my leg
>can’t wear gym shorts/pants
>can’t wear thin material pants
>can’t wear light wash jeans or any light colored pants
>Have to always wear black denim
>Erections aren’t discrete at all, boners hit my waist on pants, come up, and poke out from said pants
>Sex is always painful for the girls I’m with
>At least I can hit g spots with an upward bend master race cock
Don’t fall for the big dick meme. Stay within the average levels. It’s not worth it at all. I literally spend hundreds testing out compression short for my job (mandatory khakis). It’s not the best putting your dick in a headlock.

this, I can't even imagine how somebody could do A unless their dick is tiny. It would smash mine against my balls and hurt

Are jeans too tight to move to a comfortable position from A once you pop a stage 9 erection? You have to force it upright all the time? Do you do B op?

To brag, if I did b people would notice: the full penis outline pressing against the tightest and least flexible part of the pants.

A (or A-based X) makes the most sense having all a small flaccid penis, a commitment to the no-bulge look (I actually do ), and control over erections. Now, if I were to develop a full erection on skinny jeans, I'd be fucked in ABC: I'd be rocking a pyramid-like bulge on A, an oddly shaped outwards-pointing navel on B and a brick phone on any of the Cs. I developed control over fear rather than diligence, which isn't much different.

Tfw too big for B, sticks out the top of my pants
I go for option D, like C but pointed down one of my underwear legs to show off in tight pants

I always start with B, then my willy moves to the C position over the course of the day.

i tuck it in like A, but during the day always end up B

If you dont have them, get checked out, that is not normal.

>tfw 2 inch soft 6 inch hard 5.6 girth
>tfw still have visible bulge if I wear thin pants
>tfw despite what statistics say 6 inches still looks small to me

tfw same stats :/

5" soft / 7" hard here, I usually do A but lately there's a visible bulge even if I'm flaccid as all fuck

I just wear my shirts over my pants to hide it, though sometimes I have to tucc my shit in, at which point it's a tossup whether I get reported for sexual harassment or not. The other day I was half asleep and started having a quarter chub, it looked like I had a fist hiding in my crotch

I switched to boxers and never went back because it made boxer briefs feel way too tight

Do you go bungee jumping every day?

I prefer B. My balls have never been more dry.

>Guys sometimes but I'm not gay guys I swear

My dick is too big to do A or B.

My problem with some of the briefs I own is if I do C, its not tight enough/not enough room in the legs and my dick hangs out the side. So my only option is A

C

>making a conscious effort to conceal your dick
>ever

>wearing tight pants

fucking faggots

I'd shave my nuts.
Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck

retards
this board is shit

Thanks user I was thinking i will grow my dick bigger but now i changed my mind.

c but my dick has a slight left curve from a decade of wearing skinny jeans

You’re obviously a porn addict

A. Big dick.

The fuck. Is this like one of these retarded shit only americans and australians do and assume is normal? If you're nude it's A. How badly fitting trousers are you wearing where a full erection from A would "pitch a tent" or do you people have really tiny dicks?

It's not really a choice, my dick always ends up at C, right

Mix of A and C, too much of a dicklet for B to work properly. I wear classic y-fronts, so I'm nice and snug and tight down there anyways.

D

rekt lmao

but also true. i am 22 yo and never get random erections...

I get the occassional laughs after my school's daily morning assemblies (years ago) because of the wood I get after sitting cross legged for a while, yeah.

You must have one of those ugly-ass downward curving dicks.

If you arent hanging left, your're doing it wrong

Ask your doctor to check your T levels

Almost every single person i've slept with (i am a huge slut) has complimented my dick.

Are you american? I've got the feeling this is an american thing.

I'm not, no. I think it all depends on your erection's natural angle. Mine sits about 45 degrees from my body. Pushing it down parallel to my legs is painful. And if I get hard while sporting A then it will be pushing out against the fabric and will be more obvious than B or C.

If your erection hangs below perpendicular then maybe it's not an issue.