What is the name of this haircut?

what is the name of this haircut?

a bob

the french carrot

the russian prostitute

the semen catcher

Helm of Whore

wedge bob. plz go to a general hair thread to ask this instead of creating a new one

You’re so fucking retarded

schlampenhalb

the "yeah ive seen pulp fiction"

When I see you with this haircut here is what I'm going to believe:

*you're too lazy to have long hair
*you're too unhealthy to have long hair
*you do not pay attention to what men like in a partner
*if you're not fat now it is only a matter of time
*if we were together you'd bore me with left-leaning ideology

>implying girls care about what guys like you think about their haircut

nobody likes your backwards ass gtfo


(this being said OP is still an idiot, go post in the hair thread)

lol eat shit pussy real men love bobs.

the cheap wig

Stop. Disrespecting. Women. Ya knobs!

>wanting an intellectual woman
It’s tough bro

maybe some men like their partner with a bob cut? huh?

>you'd bore me with left leaning ideology

The Dick Hardener

You alright user?

>guys like you
>maybe some men like their partner with a bob cut? huh?

It really doesn't matter at all what kind of man I am. I am speaking not only for men in general but high-status men when I say bob haircuts are shit.
You guys might like short hair but that's usually down to two reasons:
*repressed homosexuality
*confusing appreciation of hair with appreciation of facial aesthetics
Men like long, healthy hair. We are wired to like that. If you genuinely don't you are a deviant and if you pretend you don't you're a typical Veeky Forumsg.

Women do care what men think, the whole dog and pony show they are putting on is to attract men. It's just a confused sort of show because
*they catch dick no matter what they do so they can't get good constructive criticism
*they compete against other women with stupid fashion choices because they think if they become the winner in the "women competition" it means they'll be the one that is most attractive to men.

When I see a bob cut I know there is going to be burlesque shows, pole dancing classes "for fitness" (which doesn't work because she will never lose her cottage cheese) and telling me how important it is to worry about trans people even though the only tranny she knows is a guy I have probably talked to on Veeky Forums that just cross-dresses because he watched too much porn and now he has to suck dicks while wearing a dress to get off.

go outside

we get it dude, yr a virgin lmao

seek help

[See the trick here is I've got to reply with as few words as possible and with lower case text and no punctuation. That lets everyone know I don't give any shits. Then everyone on Veeky Forums will know I'm in the cool guys club even though we're all anonymous and everyone is too scared to post fits now. This isn't my real post though, my post starts after this.]

lol k

> *repressed homosexuality


That was a hearty kek user, 99% of dykes have short hair ditto.

get out kiddo this is an 18+ Mongolian throat singing forum.

It's a blunt bob. Straight cut, no layers.
t. Have one

best haircut in the world

this is bait but just let it sink in that some people actually believe this