I've been trying for years to find a hairstyle that looks good on me...

I've been trying for years to find a hairstyle that looks good on me, but my face is a big pile of shit and I can't grow facial hair.

Advice?

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lose weight

u look like a mongoloid

nothing looks good on fatties

Imagine having such potential and not trying

Been actively working out, the losing weight part is on its way.

Here's me from the side idk.

Please explain what you mean by "potential".

I never cared how I looked until a year or two ago, and now I realize that I have no idea what looks good or how to look good.

That's why I'm here.

Agreed desu thats why I stopped eating shit and started to exercise. These pounds are flying off I tell ya.

Hey idiot.

Lose weight. 10-15 is all you need to lose. It’s not hard.

Eat fucking less and eat healthier.
Go to gym, walk, MOVE.

Get an undercut. Short on sides, Long on top.

Just doing that will make you 7/10.

Fucking thank you holy shit

Will try, will post results.

Shave beard
Go running
Short back and sides suit most guys who clean shave
do 200 crunches a day as a principle, your face will flush in a good way.
absolutely no refined sugars if you can help it.

thats not too bad, keep it. And be glad you have fucking hair. Started suddenly balding badly at 20 years old, now at 24 im full bald

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>do 200 crunches a day as a principle, your face will flush in a good way.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS RETARD

go to Veeky Forums, get on an approved beginner routine (SS or greyskull or whatever they recommend nowadays)

SS is for chumps

You made me look disabled.

And German.

You should get help for your bdd so you stop overcompensating for face length.

This

That's a good model to work off of. Thank.

Here's another pic of me at work fully clothed.

user SHAVE A HITLER MOUSTACHE RIGHT NOW AND POST PICS

You need to lose a significant amount of weight. You'll look better once you do.

You need to lose thirty pounds at least. Ground turkey, frozen vegetables, salsa, the hotter the better. Lost 65 pounds this way. Gym 3 days a week and if you can't then do lifts and sit ups around the house. Don't run, burst cardio is what you need so lifting and sprinting. Can't grow a beard either but I guarantee you'll be 7/10 and people more attractive will want to fuck just because you look better than everyone else who isn't trying.

>that one stoner uncle who never did anything with his life

um, apha?

apha is that you

My uncle has a similar look but he’s skinny and has short hair
Believe it’s phenotype related

you look bloated

lose weight

i agree with you have potential

kind of remind me of dewey from Scream

once you lose weight of course

keep hair, go starve yourself until you're skelly thin. shave your chin.
congrats you've made it

Fuck you are ugly, maybe your clothes will save you. Post your style yo.

Your face n shiet says you're built to be big.
Bulk up and go Veeky Forums.

>lose loads of weight til your skinny

>shave facial hair back to 2mm stubble cos there aint enough to wear it long, looks stringy / pubey

>short back n sides hair, grade 7 on sides n blend on top

>lurk here til your fashion isnt autistic, star w some workwea rstaples, dickies trousers, carhartt jkt etc

>u made it

oh and dude

>pluck the fuckin monobrow

Your hair looks fine. Problem is really your face having way too much fat to it.
Slim down a bit and lose the sorry excuse for a beard and you will look pretty good.

I didn't know markiplier used Veeky Forums.