H-H-h-hello

H-H-h-hello.
I am straight-male learning how to trap-ify myself, and one of the first steps I thought in doing-so was find the best type of panties. I can tell I am designed to wear feminine clothing. I needn't suffer anymore!

Can any chick-here maybe help me-out?

stop using so many hyphens please

raise your testosterone levels and stop looking at porn before you commit to this degeneracy

Buy oversized things and thigh highs. If you need more help /cuteboys/ can help.

bump

nigga just go buy some panties from the local target or something jesus christ

think twice about this whole trap thing too, because you need to make sure if you're actually gay or its just a complicated fetish thing that gets you off

either way its okay, but don't fucking cut your balls off unless you're 100 percent sure

I'm still straight, yet though just a trap ;P

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i stop browsing Veeky Forums for 6 mouths, i come here and the first thing i see is this. I really don't miss Veeky Forums .
But to answer your question don't do this trap thing if you are a
>I am straight-male
It's just a dumb fetish that you don't really know that much about even though you think you know.

post face so we can know whether you would actually be a good trap

You're bi bucko.

Clearly the most effay sexuality.

Post your ass, so we can be sure.

that's just incorrect

Not wrong

>Can fuck dudes and girls who are fashionable

How is it incorrect?

hey op trap here too, dont bother coming here or you will get bullied, just post saying your a girl who has no idea about fashion

> All those hyphens
Its okay, everyone knows your gay, you don't have to lie to yourself.

exclusivity is fashionable

Stop being a fag and grow the fuck up

Slut-core is the new wave, old man.

that's not how it works

Why is it every time I see a post like this its with an anime picture?

This is hot

Residual radiation from Hiroshima & Nagasaki.

Lol what a fag

no, that would be heterosexuality you fucking faggot

i guess i did fail to take slutcore into account. understandable, have a nice day

>chaining yourself to half the human race
>not fucking whoever objectively looks the best
>begging not choosing

Why?

Stop being such a fucking pathetic faggot or kill yourself. Your ancestors didn't toil for thousands of years so that you could wear girl's clothes, you fucking degenerate.

Your statement presumes that you're attractive enough to fuck whoever looks objectively the best in the first place, which you are not.

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agreed OP is a mentally deranged faggot and his attempts at garnering sympathy and being cute by trying to mimic anime girl speak is pathetic

this tbqh

Calvin klein is the way to go guys love that shit and it makes your ass look bigger, youre welcome faggot

>I'm still straight
Not typing that that you're not. Also, if you really re straight, who do you hope to attract by dressing like a woman: bi or questioning girls?

egg

Both of those. Also super-special almost leaving's the atmosphere-like girls because they are always the most hot, attractive, etc.
And whatever girl who might randomly give me their attention, and in-between.

This. Please man, please listen to this guy. Your life is literally on the line

dont

Gain weight.

Shut the fuck up you weak fucking scum I've only read the ten words of your post but I know enough to condemn your ass because I hate you already

>tfw the entire thread is satire

>Also super-special almost leaving's the atmosphere-like girls
Why would they fuck a cross dressing twink?

fuck off /pol/