Choose one:

manlet in worst lol

OP is a faggot with an interesting premise but poor vague execution. Hardmode vote:

>being under 5"3 (noticeably short)
>enough fat that it is your characteristic defining feature at any height, not walmart fat more like fat Jonah Hill fat
>balding to the point where everyone around you secretly agrees you'd look better bald, but you're not allowed to shave it

fuck you
>being under 5"9
>being fat like little chubby
>have a little Widow's peak

those are minor defects you fat short balding fuck I'm sorry i hit a nerve

are you fat balding manlet ?

balding
i just need the right fits to go along with it

Google "set point weight", it's literally in biology textbooks

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Bald. Just shave head totally bald. I'm fine with that.

Naturally fat bc id just lose the weight

bald is the only one that has chance to look even remotely effay out of those 3, so I'd go with that

I would be fine with being bald if I was also tall and masculine looking.

>tfw 6'4, 180lbs/muscular, and balding

This still doesn't make you "naturally" fat. The idea of being "naturally" fat violates the laws of thermodynamics.

> hormones don't affect people
k

>manlet
I' m 5'10 manlet already so i could be a 5'11 manlet. Why not?

this

Even at the highest capacity (aka completely void of certain metabolic regulating hormones like triiodothyronine) it would only account for at most slightly over 200cals (basically one McDonald's hamburger worth of cals) that your body doesn't utilize, storing it as excess adipose tissue throughout the body.

It's not hormones fault your fat, it's because you can't put down the fork, fatty.

Not that user btw, just thought I should address your strawman tier argument with facts.

jesus man show some mercy

>naturally fat

>Help I can't stop eating carbs.

6'3"
thick dark blond hair
fast metabolism couldnt get fat even if i tried
doesnt mean ive won the genetic lottery cant grow a full beard

I wish I could chose one.
I have all three lol

Fuck you

>naturally fat

naturally fat

Manlet. Then it would be easier to put on muscle.

>>Not allowed to shave it
Can you wear an fa hat tho?

There was a study in Scottland a long time ago. Dude weighed like 400 something pounds. Didn't eat ANYTHING for a little over a year. He got down to the 130's with no negative side effects. All fat people can lose the weight if they choose to. They just don't want to.

Why the fuck would anyone choose balding or manlet? You can lose weight but you can't grow back lost hair or become taller

>naturally fat

nope. must rock a JUST haircut at all times.

>being balding
literally shave
>being naturally fat
literally no such thing
>being manlet
literally worst because no fix and socio-economic results of being short if you're a man are basically guaranteed to make you miserable and insecure
>inb4 just stop caring be confident ;) my friend is 5'7 and he fucks like mad man and earns 100k

sciencelets and fatass enablers btfo

>tfw probably more than half of the people voting balding are already going bald

Fat because you can fix that

I'm already a 5'8 manlet, therefore I pick that.