I have a way to multiply returns on bitcoin by exponential amounts

takes2long
takes2long

I have a way to multiply returns on bitcoin by exponential amounts.

I went to business school and have a genius IQ, and figured this math out after several months of number crunching.

An initial one time investment of $10,000 will return $ 500,000 per month in 3 years.

I'm taking out a loan of $15000 to get started.

Any other anons want in? If I pool another $10,000 to that I'll be making $1,000,000 a month.

There has to be a legal way to do this where I can sell the information for say, $5000, and then if I'm lying you can have your money back.

I really want as much capital as I can starting out, and I don't know how to sell this to other disbelieving people safely for me and them without people just thinking it's a scam.

Any suggestions?

And no, I'm not fuckin lying. If you don't want in then fuck off, I'm asking about safe ways to sell information that will make people feel secure that I'm not scamming them.

Also, I don't want to sell this to more than, say, 100 people as all of the bitcoin being released into the market will drive the price down for all of us.

Fuck, I know how scammy that sounds, but I have goddamn excel charts and functions to show how it works and I want like, $50,000 of capital to start.

Anyone know how I could take out a giant loan with mediocre credit too?

All urls found in this thread:

linkedin.com/in/alex-kim-18328369
bitrated.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance-fee_scam
paysafeescrow.com/

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I know how to make you rich but give me money first

KEK

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

rob a bank

Snarelure
Snarelure

I FUCKIN KNOW BUT I'M TELLING THE TRUTH, THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKIN SAYING

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'm going to make 1% a day for many days
boring
If you were serious about this you'd talk about it with a poorfag like me instead of trying to sell it. It doesn't work that way.

Evilember
Evilember

Hey, I've got a genius idea to complement yours: Run your scheme for one month, collect the $500,000, then, wait for it........ Start again!

You'll then have $500,000 to start off with and will be earning $25mil / month!!

Please throw some of it our way :D

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'd pay 10 dollars for that info

SniperWish
SniperWish

though for the record OP I know that you are not trying to scam, but you could be very wrong is the main thing, so to sell this untested method, well, it's not happening. you'd need to start small and then reinvest your exponential growth haha, i know you'd save exponential time with more capital but, i seriously doubt anyone would pay without proof of concept

RavySnake
RavySnake

1% a day
that's pretty shitty for a scam hashocean gives you that basically but ahash gives you 3.6% a day.
i'm currently doing a 20 day compounding double there.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It takes 3 years to reach 1.1 mil, from a $10,000 investment

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

give me $10k i will give you 2% daily on it deal?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

ahash seems scammy, those returns seem impossible

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

well i'm getting them and i don't think they close before their second month in business. i'm probably just in time to make it and clear it.

but hashocean is just awesome the returns i'm getting make me giddy every day. already in the clear there if it stops i don't lose a dime.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Give people a way to confirm your identity so if you fuck them over they track you down

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

basically hashocean: you can long it, ahash: pump&dump

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

That's a good idea

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I have a way to multiply returns on bitcoin by exponential amounts.
I went to business school and have a genius IQ, and figured this math out after several months of number crunching.
omg i'm still laughing at this two sentence
you went to business school and yesterdays they talked about ponzi and you had this genius idea is what it looks like op.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Shut the fuck up, you don't invest with me, you invest with a cloud mining company. I just want to get paid for my info on how to get these returns.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I went to fuckin Baruch College. I'm not fuckin lying.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

yeah i can't take you seriously with that line, is all i'm trying to point out and your idea is no way legit and no way it's not a scam. just saying you didn't figure out shit.

MPmaster
MPmaster

and my IQ is 148

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

pls stop lying, you fucking somali scammer fuck

farquit
farquit

These numbers are GH/s

faggot

w8t4u
w8t4u

show us a redacted version of your calculations/excel sheet.

you have 15 minutes.

massdebater
massdebater

and? you do realize mining is not profitable for most people right? you also must realize bitcoin prices can crash any moment your grand investment can turn to shit overnight. still don't get what are you trying to push tho but if you find a gullible fuck that pays for a secret recipe only you figured out to get rich then good for you.

Inmate
Inmate

OP, the burden of proof is on you to prove it to an investor like me. If you aren't going to post a skype or some type of chat, or explain it here, why would I invest? I'd happily throw 2-5k at something that looks good that I can get my money back from, but it's up to you to provide a service like that.

Cause it looks like you are trying to steal my money right now.

likme
likme

looks to me he tries to push some mining reinvesting scheme for exponential growth on capacity and returns.
nothing new there but selling it as investment instead of a huge gamble is bit steep for me.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You have my dick in your fuckin mouth.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The FBI will be contacting you shortly sir, to discuss your plan. Please stay in the thread in the meanwhile.

Playboyize
Playboyize

ok, skype is alex.kim_1

Techpill
Techpill

Well you sure are a rude little shit, aren't you. Stand by please, and we'll be with you shortly.

Methshot
Methshot

Lol ok dude

Methnerd
Methnerd

kek buddy I'm not getting on skype yet, you have to explain here how I can give you money and be guaranteed it back if you don't put out.

I think escrow is a way of doing that, but you have to explain it here to me, and sound like you know what you are talking about.

Skullbone
Skullbone

hashocean
only way to do that is with k of n multisig, ie youd need a third party you both trust (who is/are also down to mediate this)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

and sound like you know what you are talking about.
really? are you baiting or serious?

Emberburn
Emberburn

I don't fuckin know faggot, that was the point of the thread, was how to do that. I don't have to only sell it on Veeky Forums.

Firespawn
Firespawn

accidental greentext from other comment

youd need multisig you dense faggot

bitch you went to school for this and this is your genius plan? good luck controlling a sizable portion of the networks hashing power unless you do you wont see any return for 14 months on average, with an over 40% chance you will find no blocks for the first year

Flameblow
Flameblow

Lol he's scared of skyping because he doesn't have the cash to put up but he wants to sound like a bigshot on Veeky Forums

SniperGod
SniperGod

problem with that is he can't invest the funds that are on such multisig secured address.
so you can be sure you get your money back but he can't use it to invest in anything or you let him invest but can't be sure you get anything back. there is no middle ground as one person can have infinite number of wallets.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm interested to see what he thinks he has found out

Well find out :^)

My money is getting tied up in shorting eth, looking more profitable than your ventures right now...

WebTool
WebTool

wont see any return for 14 months on average
the halvening is just coming tho you probably won't see any returns like ever.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

takes out a loan to invest
if your holdings drop youre fucked
if the companies fail, youre fucked
if it happens anytime less than when your dividend will pay you back youre fucked
shit credit for life
bankruptcy courts will probably deny you sympathy because of your stupidity

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no evidence, no help.

hope you loose it all faggot. pic related, its you playing with your toys. pubescent virgin.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

yep. so OP would have to take the investment and also initiate a multisig trans for that same amount... ie this is not feasible while also ensuring truly secure escrow because in order for OP to invest those funds he must control them entirely

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm thinking like a legal contract from ziplawyer or something

But I kinda don't want anyone from Veeky Forums anymore seeing as how you're all faggots that deserve to be broke, go fuckin shill trumpcoin

TO THE MOON

lmfao, go do some smarter thinking since you're all supposed to be so fuckin smart

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

it should even out, supply gets cut in half so the reward should be the same despite being half the amount in BTC
you're the only one being a consistent cock in this thread OP shut up or say something interesting

TechHater
TechHater

I gave you evidence faggot, you just lost the opportunity to make millions of dollars because you wanted to scam me out of $5000. Stay on Veeky Forums, I'll update with my returns later so you can shoot yourself.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

also
go do some smarter thinking
ho-ly fuck this is the next meme

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Lol you're all fuckin angry at the prospect of money,

alright fuck off lol

I'm gonna troll this board for fuckin years as my returns increase, and as I collect

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Please don't come back. You're not welcome here.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

only thing the multisig address is good for as far as i can tell is to make instant secure payments without the blockchain getting involved in a within pre-agreed (and tied up) limit of payments.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hes looking for a meal not a snack freind :^)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

No faggot, I'm a fuckin oldfag here and I'm going to troll you all every fuckin day with my returns.

Illusionz
Illusionz

listen alex, I appreciate your shitposting. its amusing that you think you found some secret formula.

but if you aren't smart enough to hide your email address in a fucking screen shot, what makes you think I'd give you my fucking money.

[email protected]

I'll be contacting your faculty chair about this.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You're like, what? The Lone Ranger of shills? Not shilling any coin or stock, just your own undisclosed idea? Oh God, I'm so terrified of missing out on these huge gains you're going to make. Really.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

it should even out
it probably reaches balance in a different way, some miners fall out the difficulty drops bitcoin gets a bit more expensive on the long run and expected transaction fees will grow.

but still many miners will be hung out to dry especially if they can't get electricity for free. bitcoin becomes more and more centralized.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

multisig TX are still added to the blockchain. they just are not broadcast until k of n signatures are received, any escrow transaction would need this to be truly secure. but youre right, its useless here, because the investor would need a multisig tx LEAVING his acct, not back to it, so that his cash isnt spent unless he OKs it. so OP is fucked and cannot ensure escrow

Lunatick
Lunatick

I fuckin allowed that on purpose before I thought that Veeky Forums would be full of so many cocksuckers at the first real opportunity presented here

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why is your butt hurt so much? I am willing to lend you five (5) usd for you to invest in kneepads at a friendly twelve (12) per cent interest rate. Hit me at [email protected] ;)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

HOLY SHIT OP CONFIRMED

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You done fucked up Alex. FBI will contacting your school, too. Maybe you didn't know what you were doing here was illegal? Hahaha just kidding Alex. We know that you knew.

MPmaster
MPmaster

what you were doing here was illegal?
is it tho? shitposting and begging is now illegal?
this board is then full of criminals we can expect a daily raid by the authorities.

Spamalot
Spamalot

DOX incoming.. stand by.

Soft_member
Soft_member

i'll lend u $5k, contact me at [email protected]

viagrandad
viagrandad

meh, close enough. Immoral and unprincipled, at the lease.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Dox me all you want nigger, I plan on shitposting every day with my returns to piss you all off, I want you to know it's me.

askme
askme

Ok OP, we're just fuckin with ya.

if you do have a legendary idea here are some ideas to get some funding.

BTCjam - allows you to get BTC loans from idiots, no one uses this anymore but you might get lucky

contact an etherum/DAO developer to create a decentralized organization around your idea.

Start a crowdfund campaign without revealing the core of your idea.

actually give us a taste of what you have and ill give you my whale contact.

Inmate
Inmate

linkedin.com/in/alex-kim-18328369

Post screencapped, thanks for that gem. Keep it up, kid.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

multisig TX are still added to the blockchain.
eventually yes. but the point is like having tabs at a bar you settle in the end of month and you can just put drinks on your tab with a flick of finger. problem that needs to be solved that it can tie up too much of your funds if you do this at a couple of places. so some mediator entities (the bitcoin equivalent of credit card companies) are most likely necessary. the struggle goes on how to avoid trust issues with them.

Methnerd
Methnerd

That's the thing, anyone can do it and if I give it away I have no leverage.

I fuckin allowed my info and shit to show I'm legit, but if you all want to fuckin troll me and shill trumpcoin be my guest. I would've given it away to poor anons too with an NDA but now I'm going to just troll you all with a screenshot of my returns periodically.

Also enjoy ahash, it's a scam.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Nontraditional/Experiential Media Account Executive
that is what Veeky Forums shitposters are called today?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Listen cleverboi, if you found a loophole and you are 100 sure about it, why don't u invest directly? You are studying at baruch, just ask daddy or ur friends daddys to lend you the pesos, instrad of begging on the internet. Also if you are so clever, why you do not backtest ir strategy?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Keep talking shit. Go ahead and tell us more and what faggots and niggers we are.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I just used a skype resolver to find OP's IP address and narrowed his location to within a few km.

Emberfire
Emberfire

like others said, use a mutlisig address might help with securing funds, but you may also want to have a third party trusted arbitor to hold the third key so the funds would be in escrow until such time as the funder feels conformable to release such funds. ie you need to provide tangible evidence of your plan once funds are deposited into an escrow account.

you can find a trusted arbiter here: bitrated.com/

Evilember
Evilember

Omfg this nigger thinks he's doxing me when I put my info up voluntarily to show I'm legit, what a fuckin winner.

I put my fuckin first and last name on my skype and put it here too, you gonna skype me and post it here to say you doxxed my skype?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Also enjoy ahash, it's a scam.
most likely
I'm going to just troll you all with a screenshot of my returns periodically.
looking forward to it

SniperWish
SniperWish

you used the wrong pic

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Thinks I didn't know what doxxing is.

Listen you little wannabe hacker nigger, I've been here since 2003, I know what "doxxing" is.

I put up my info on purpose you fuckin moron. Seriously.

but if you want to just try to order pizzas instead of letting me help other poor anons get rich too be my fuckin guest.

TechHater
TechHater

help other poor anons get rich
yeah poor anons have $5k to blow on a scammy proposal of magical knowledge that will make them fortunes but money back guaranteed pinky promise.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Alright, so now the plan is to troll you all with screencaps of my bitcoin account for the next 3 years instead.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

pls proceed.
but don't screencap as a 5yo could modify that in paint.
just take a pic with your phone and post the image high res.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

puts his real name on 4 chan
starts making numerous nigger and faggot comments

All right genius, just figuring out where you work.. back in a sec.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

truth to be told we can have no idea if this slant eyed moron is really alex kim and didn't just found the pic or forged it to dox the dude.
so be careful with vendettas this is Veeky Forums after all. elaborate ruses and trolls happen every day.

whereismyname
whereismyname

This fuckin board is full of fuckin 9-5 $7.50 an hour niggers who I would've shared this with, that's why I was only asking for $5000, and AFTER I share it with you, and you can take your money back if it wasn't legitimate.

The point of the thread was actually to ask how to escrow the money so I can't scam you, I wasn't only intending on checking Veeky Forums.

After I figured this out I naturally came back to help my bros out; I'm an oldfag. But if you're all gonna be like this then suck my dick.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Would you mind providing the year that you graduated Baruch college, Alex? I'm sure you don't mind, since you're such an open book here on this anonymous image board.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You've said nothing interesting. Smart people assume scam or trolling. Go away or be helpful. We'll be happy to talk with you if you're going to actually talk and not just shill.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

and you can take your money back if it wasn't legitimate.
and not legitimate by who's opinion? you really can't see the problem everyone is having with your brainfart?
money back guarantee
no guarantees the way i see it your word doesn't mean shit to me. i would give money to a beggar sooner than to anyone saying shit like you.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Buy ethereum.

Now I'm fuckin shilling, faggot, and the point of the thread was how to keep money secure without either party getting scammed.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

yeah if he actually figured something out that is worthwhile i would be game to throw some bitcoins his way.

but he has to put out first because nothing he said suggests he is actually on to something new.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Whatever nigger, fuck off then. I don't need the money THAT fuckin badly

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

facebook/alex.kim.18847 (Veeky Forums wont let me post the full url)

mentions 148 IQ there, a fact he's obviously very proud of, so this is it.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

you can't without a trusted mediator or without going public with this and getting lawyers involved in court possibly.
i don't trust no mediators so there is that and you can't trust a consensus because we would likely fuck you for the lulz.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

nigger I posted the fuckin screenshot of the excel file and I've been busy responding to your cocksucking crap,

in addition, my intention of coming to Veeky Forums was to help my bros out, but there's no fuckin WAY you think ANY of you are getting this shit now.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Avant-garde media chief consulting officer (asia pacific)

Spamalot
Spamalot

NIGGER I GAVE MY INFO OUT ON HERE VOLUNTARILY YOU FUCKIN LOSER, WHAT ARE YOU NOT FUCKIN GETTING?!?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Does anyone know how to change Facebook language?
oh yeah we're dealing with a professional code-cracker here

farquit
farquit

posts a bunch of numbers in a pic
expects everyone to be amazed by his genius
... i have no words
was to help my bros out
if that was your intention you would have told us what you figured out and not tried to scam us like a nigerian prince

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance-fee_scam
read this realize it's what you have been doing
be ashamed
profit

Bidwell
Bidwell

You don't seem to understand that I don't care if you slipped your info on purpose or not.

Inmate
Inmate

implying op is not a somali mudhutter
implying he is not stealing identities without putting much effort into them

idontknow
idontknow

I DIDN'T "SLIP" MY INFO, I FUCKIN GAVE IT TO YOU ON PURPOSE SO STOP THINKING YOU'RE SOME FUCKIN 1337 HACKER GOOGLING MY FUCKIN NAME YOU FUCKIN MORON

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

your caps indicate madd butthurt.

proceed with the doxxing

Snarelure
Snarelure

On top of it, he thinks the idea of giving out my name wasn't with the full intention of people searching me to prove I'm legitimate

Skullbone
Skullbone

OP at this point people are trying to troll you. No point explaining shit to trolls. How much of a percentage do you expect back from your returns.

Evilember
Evilember

case in point i may or may not have slightly altered my screenshot

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why not getting a loan from a bank? You can pay it off with your exponential growth easily. I really hope you make it big and update us with your bitcoin adventures. I wouldnt mind some comedy releif. Even if i missed this chance of a lifetime

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I am interested in this OP.. How do you know that this method is plausible considering bitcoin can tank any time between now and 3 years?

If you are legit, perhaps give me an email address so I can contact you outside of Veeky Forums? I dont skype.

RumChicken
RumChicken

It all depends on the halving.

Depending on the price point per GH at the exchange I'm investing on, the exponential amount will differ. I found the lowest priced, 100% legitimate exchange though, they're less than half the price per GH of other exchanges.

They manufacture ASIC hardware themselves so they're 100% legitimate.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I posted my email in the screenshot I took, [email protected]

My theory on the price tanking is based on several things.

When MT. Gox got hacked, that was a huge event. The price floored at $220.

So we can take $220 as a floor for the price of bitcoin at this point, methinks.

In addition, every small exchange that has been hacked since that time, or COIN.MX being shut down by the FBI for example, hasn't even dented the price, so I think we can rule most of the catastrophic price declines out at this point.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

hi OP im interested too.

i found this site for escrow purposes
paysafeescrow.com/
maybe it something we can use.

Illusionz
Illusionz

so all of OP's spreadsheets are his one spreadsheet, he plans to invest in BTC mining
/thread

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

price point per GH at the exchange I'm investing on
lowest priced, 100% legitimate exchange
jesus fuck just stop
exchanges don't deal in hashes those are mining sites
some asic manufacturers do lease out miners most of them known to be legit are sold out tho

let me guess you found yourself hashflare and got excited

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

it would grow exponentially so it would change according to P(1 + i)^t

MPmaster
MPmaster

No point explaining shit to trolls.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I meant mining.

Hashflare is double the price, and the fees are 30% more. Nice try though.

You can forget me telling you where ~5000 gigahashes costs a little over $400 though.

farquit
farquit

no please don't tell, because hashflare is most likely a scam so anything that offers better price is just plain bullshit.
but it's your money... have at it maybe you come out of it okay. i have my own scams to gamble with that pay better.
putting thousands of dollars into it is not on my todo list tho. getting thousands out is more like it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Just look at OP's facebook posts. Hes a nigger.

Dude claimed he patented a drug under his name and hes better than everyone else with a 148 iq trying to flex his credentials on fucking facebook of all places. Also takes pride in hitting the club every weekend.

With all his achievements hes still looking for starting capital of $10k.

LOL FAGGOT

5mileys
5mileys

i wouldn't put my own $10k into cloud mining either.
yours? no problem.

takes2long
takes2long

Pffft, increasing your bitcoins exponentially is child's play.
You just go to one of those hidden services on the dark web that offer to give you 10x the Bitcoin you give them.

askme
askme

Hes basically bandwagoning from one hype to another. Online poker -> drug patenting (Shkreli) -> Bitcoin. Funny hes late and fails on every attempt he makes.

Playboyize
Playboyize

must be the course of the genius

JunkTop
JunkTop

What I see is he's not a bad guy, just a little prone to bullshitting himself and others. There's always something really big coming just around the corner, but it never seems to quite get here. Reminds me of some friends I've had in my life, people I liked and liked hanging out with, but I didn't really trust them, cause their flakey.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Its all fun and games until you get cooked for securities fraud

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

u stoned bruh

Booteefool
Booteefool

securities fraud
now you must tell me more about this, how so?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

securities fraud
Pampering certain stocks to make them seem more valueble than what theyre really worth.

Its like saying Apple, Inc. stock is projected to increase by 200% in value over the next few weeks when it wont, just to get people to buy it.
So when user said pump and dump, you the stock broker say it has more value, then dump the worthless stock on your client.

Watch wolf of wall street, youll see what they do

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

yeah i just didn't get what it could mean in this context of ahash...
advertising you invest in something then take all your money out a few days later is not a crime. you arguably profit from it but you don't fraud them the site does. there is no way they can prove you are not also a victim.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'd say the same thing but what tips me off is that every single one of his posts are condescending af.

0 respect. Can see right through his bullshit. He even claimed he was a millionaire on FB late last year.

Bidwell
Bidwell

maybe he had his millions in theranos ;)

TreeEater
TreeEater

kek

Poorfag squatting with his wifebeater and broken jeans isn't helping his case either.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I was in a contract for 5 million that the principal backed out of for unstated reasons.

And you faggot white people always yell about how minorities don't respect your passive aggressive shit. Just shut the fuck up.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm asian, but luckily not a shitskin asian like you.

He probably backed off after realizing how big of a joke you are on Facebook.

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