>tfw got the gay side of the brain
Is there any way to get rich in the world while being left-brained. It seems like I've been fucked for life. Who's dick do I have to suck to get into the entertainment business? How the fuck is someone like me supposed to survive in this boring ass world?
>while being left brained
*right-brained my bad
>left brained
Non scientifica bullshit
>survive in this boring ass world
Sound like you are just retarded
nice pseudo-science, retard.
Hopefully you don't
That's pseudo science. Just allocate some time to studying and force yourself to stick to it. Visit a doctor if you think you have ADHD, but likely you are just lazy.
If you think you are too much of a shitbag, you can progressively allocate more time to study every day starting with a small amount.
Artsy gayness and social "sciences" don't pay shit. It's the reason feminists say there's a gender gap. Your question is, "how to become the 1% of 1% rich celebrity musicians/artists?" You don't, that's a pipe dream. The best you can hope for is to be an entrepreneur with lots of individual freedom but you might live on ramen like most of us here
>you don't
I always hear this, but what if it's only a pipe dream because no one ever tries it?
Go for it chap I hope you are well connected
If you really believe 'no one else tries it' then you have other problems
>go into sales
ffs wtf am I supposed to do. I'm the most mediocre piece of shit that's ever lived and the only thing I have to offer to the world are my ideas and my writing. It's literally the only thing I'm good at, with music being a close second. What do you guys suggest I do? I'm completely clueless. I've gotta figure it out soon or I'm going to crash and burn.
Start a patreon, do pornographic stories, art, and/or simple games. Research what fetishes are in, and learn how to effectively shill on imageboards and reddit.
You won't become 1% by doing it, but the luckier do get 6 figures that way which is more than enough to provide for yourself and mingle with the wealthier which could springboard into better work.
Well you could "follow your dreams" and be a broke fuck and man up stop complaining about the obvious result. The world doesnt owe you shit for your shit writing skills, so stop being a victim
Or you could stop identifying with being a writer or whatever and learn a skill people find useful and make money.
>Visit a doctor if you think you have ADHD,
This. Adult on-set ADHD is on the rise and scientists have figured out why adults getting it late in life. It mimics ADD but it differs on a few things like your mental thought process and inability to stay in one place. But you maybe lazy and never learn discipline. ADHD is serious.
If you're artsy and lazy why not rip off some existing game by using an "Adult" spin?
Look at the guys that made Cards Against Humanity.
The game is complete garbage and an almost exact rip off of Apples to Apples.
They have been #1 in amazons toys & games section for a long time now.
Or what said
Is "right brained" the new buzzword for "retarded"? If you ever, even once, failed highschool math you're not smart kiddo. No matter what your mommy told ya.
>math
look at this fucking nerd
He's right though
He's still a fucking nerd though lmao
This, just look at OP's picture it's retard propaganda
>Music
Kek, if you play an instrument with sheet music it actually helps your brain
>Fun
Retard
>Art
Retard
>Sur real novel
Retard
Damn, you right. I've been retarded all this time and I didn't even know it.
Oh well. I can still try my best. If that fails I can always kill myself
This is so fucking stupid
If you honestly think youre smart just because you've passed highschool math youre fucking retarded
Or you neglected at studying basic math and instead played vidyas all day?
I really fucking hate this image. Don't believe in this shit.