Itt: sum up historical figures with events or quotes from spongebob

Murat here with Napoleon in Paris 1814. Oh my God, Nappy. What the fuck just happened?

What do you mean what happened? What are you, blind? Jeezus! There was six coalitions of them. It took six of them! Russia! Austria, I thought the HRE was dead?! Britain, Prussia. Who do you think you are? Nobody does this to Napoleon! Nobody does this to Napoleon Bonaparte. Napoleon, Ney, and Soult, we are the most ultra violent force on the face of the Earth. Oh my! Oh! You're gonna die! I guarantee it! I am gonna conquer you! I'm...dooahh! You haven't seen anything! This is the start of the Grande Armee! I'm Napoleon, that's Murat, this is France! The most violent country on the face of the Earth! You just wait wait and see how far we're gonna go. I'm outta here!

>proceeds to abdicate throne and goes to Elba

>Are ya ready kid?
-John Wayne Gacy

>not posting before

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>brexit

>1492, Cristobal Colombo's expendition
>"East? I thought you meant Weast"

>fourth crusade

>Calm down it's just a drawing

Brexit is a good thing numale

Butthurt Greek diaspora go home
Based Venice did the right thing

Shouldn't you be in your alt-right septic tank? A board was made specifically for you.

Merkel fuck off

both leaving the eu and staying in the eu are bad things

This website isnt for you, reddit.com seems more your speed

Honestly I don't think the rest of the world minds England being the real-life equivalent of a containment board like /pol/; once Scotland, wales, and NI secede.

I honestly wish I could upboat you for being so darn clever!

>Italy thinking back on its Roman heritage as it gets spanked by a bunch of tribals in ethiopia

Ruin another country G*rman scum

Lol you're doing it for them, they don't even need to try.

Ethiopia had modern weaponry, a massive numerical advantage, and wasn't a tribal society
Fuck off back to /pol/ with these stupid memes

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7_5MMboo4 Source.
Imagine historical events performed like wrestling promos like that.

>t-the EU is good guys I swear ;_;
>please take some more refugees, and ignore Switzerland making better trade deals than you're allowed to please please please

>USSR: You've been killing jews, haven't you, Germany?

Forgot pic

Lost.

>imblying brexit won't be undone in coming re-votes, and isn't just a get rich scheme for insider traders who need to move liquid assets.

Same shit happened in 'murica's 2008 recession. You ready for yours?

Angela you're getting desperate

Not as desperate as the brits will be when their money drops even further.

>Y-You're ruined Britain I know it ;_;
>Nobody has ever been able to succeed outside of the EU

>w-we'll be fine guys
>we'll bounce back
>the empire is coming back guys

your denial is delicious

there's more to life than shekels morty

I'd like to believe it but my quality of life in western society is at the ultimate mercy of whether or not the 1% makes benevolent decisions with their dosh.

>criticize brexit
>get buzzwords and stock /pol/ arguments thrown at you
Not even the same person but it's painfully obvious you're from that echo chamber of a board

It was obvious from the get-go. But considering how predictable they were going to be, the banter was too fun to pass up.

>hating /pol/
I disagree with /pol/ on almost every issue but it's the best and most fun board on Veeky Forums by far

It really isn't. It was at its best in 2011-2013 but after that it has become more of a cult for retarded, young and bitter alt-righters boosting their own egos with their recycled opinions

The funnies board on Veeky Forums is /int/ because of all the harmless banter and the people of the board not being autistic enough for /pol/ to have too much influence on that board despite them trying really hard

As an autist, I see way more autism than I can usually project on people's behavior here. Us taking shit so seriously makes us ripe for the trolling.

>Germany post ww2

>joan of arc

inb4 >muh cheerleader

sino-japanese war

>Hiroshima and Nakasaki

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have a gif instead.

Top adolf

ayy lmao

>pic already explained

>not being autistic enough
/int/ is the most autistic place on the internet my g-d you are either new or ignorant

Lost again. Fuck you guys.

> JFK assassination

>Christopher Columbus meeting Native Americans for the first time

there's bad autism and then there's good and funny autism. /int/ is of the latter kind whereas /pol/ just devours everything with it's super autism

>t. mussolini

oh boy check em

>g-d
jew detected

/int/ has definitely gotten worse over the past few years

the generals and associated culture are terrible, I blame it on /brit/

If you look at tumblr it's basically a weird cult for spongebob already.

Kek I forgot about the one where squidward goes full commie.

Bump. This shit's awesome.

>The Church to Martin Luther

Fucking tapped, oh my god