Describe your sex life with a famous historical quote

i believe it's "guide" not guy, good choice tho

You too, Brutus?

"Yes, yes. Well done, well done.

HOWEVER"

"Either I shall find a way or I shall make one"

-Hannibal Barca

THICC

"I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator."

'A Date which will live, in infamy'

"I consider not what you should receive, but what I should give."

>David Hume

Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.

veni, veni, veni

“People speak sometimes about the "bestial" cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts, no animal could ever be so cruel as a man, so artfully, so artistically cruel.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Alea ejaculata est

'I shall either find a way or make one!'
-Hannibal

If he could get elephants across the alps we can all get a gf one day.

>I came, I came, I came

Nice one but not really a quote

"Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting."
-Yogi Berra

>Merde !

"I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?"*

Let the die be cast - Julius Ceasar

"To inform you of how the rest of my ill-fortune is proceeding, all is lost to me save honour and life, which is safe..."
-Francis I of France

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Virgil:

"Let all be present and expect the palm, the prize of victory."

"Nuts!"

"I have a dream..."

"You can't win them all."

The horror! The horror!

"I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."
>George W. Bush

And with precious and royal perfume
you anointed yourself.

On soft beds you satisfied your passion.
And there was no dance,
no holy place
from which we were absent.

"So perish all who do the like again"

"Never give a sucker an even break."
>W. C. Fields

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided—that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849—but by iron and blood "

let slip the dogs

What are you even saying here

Maybe he likes it rough.

I can bear to die – I cannot bear to leave her.

youtube.com/watch?v=G-gQ3aAdhIo

This is pretty much history now.

Theo, I have run out of ammunition. I'm going to ram this one. Good bye. We'll see each other in Valhalla.

"If you had not committed such great sins, I would not have been sent to punish you"

vidi, vici, veni

“The sinews of war are infinite money.”

t. Cicero

"Another such victory and I come back to Epirus alone"

t. Pyrrhus

"The City has fallen and I'm still alive"

"Sex is unnecessary. Lesser lifeforms have large broods. This is because their chances of death. As the ultimate being, he needs no brothers nor sons. Only one can stand at the peak!"

"My centre is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking."

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

"Repression is an habit that grows"

GROND

GROND

GROND

"A friend to all is a friend to none"

-Aristitties

Proletarians of all countries : UNITE !

'Quintilius Varus, give me back my virginity!'

Quintili Vare, legiones redde!

Augustus-mind.

So... you shared your wife with your neighbors like a cvck?

"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"

Sans craindre d'un importun
Les discours infâmes
Nous mettrons tout en commun
Jusques à nos femmes
Si nous agissons ainsi
C'est pour mieux saisir l'esprit
D'une Ré Ré Ré
D'une Pu Pu Pu
D'une Ré
D'une Pu
D'une République
Bien démocratique !

"Et tu, Brute?"- Julius Caesar

"But to allow one’s person for profit to be used by another for the satisfaction of sexual desire, to make of oneself an object of demand, is to dispose over oneself as over a thing and to make of oneself a thing on which another satisfies his appetite, just as he satisfies his hunger upon a steak." -Kant

Get out of here Troy McLure.

>I've been in the theater and in prison, and everything, and I have seen gays and lesbians, it's horrible ... fucking each other up in the ass, and pulling some shitty dick out of it. It's disgusting.

"If we are victorious in one more battle with the Romans, we shall be utterly ruined"

>Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?
I have severe performance anxiety so I always feel like I'm about to jump out of atrench when I'm about to do it. Then when I do jump out my fucking artillery fails to ready itself and I get massacred.

Underrated post

"Either I do not corrupt the young, or if I do so, it is unwillingly"

Adriaaaaaaan

"Eight inches strong, it is my favourite thing;
If I'm alone at night, I embrace it fully -
A beautiful woman hasn't touched it for ages.
Within my fundoshi there is an entire universe!"
- Ikkyu Sojun

"I came"

Caesar

Underrated.

life is like a pendulum swinging backward and forward between misery and boredom.

"First you must learn to pull an oar, only then can you take the helm"

premature

"To the strongest"
-Alexander, his death bed.
>feels
Honorable mention.
Someone save these, for they are the best.

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

"Not because it is easy, but because it is hard"

...

This too shall pass.

"If"

best

"Merde."

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