hello . i want to get job at goldman sachs bank new york. what's advice can you give person like me ?
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you've already wasted to much time
people work way harder than you and don't make it so why waste your time here?
i am from india instituite of technologie my mentor says i have great potential good programmer techniques. what's you say ????
Pajeet, you can't even write. Forget it.
yes but how do i become big money banker ?
yes but how do i become big money banker ?.
1. read every blog entry here from an ex goldman employee in chronological order leveragedsellout.com
2. after you're finished reading all of the blog entries, kill yourself.
invest in loo's and convince your people to use them
making people poo in the loo will make you much happier than money ever could
no my question is how i become a banker from goldman sachs bank in new york ?
1) go to new york
2) meet with goldman sachs
3) during interview you must to use the loo (this part is very important)
4) at end of interview you give firm handshake (this is so they know you washed your hands)
5) wait for job offer, they should call you right away
That's maybe the best advice he should follow to be rich. I wish I had a chance to make money like that in my country.
THIS IS A BAIT THREAD.
The same guy makes it every time. He got me good once.
Actually the last time I made this thread I did Morgan Stanley.
I live in Chicago where there are a bunch of investment and financial firms.
There are a ton of finance people trying to apply to firms like goldman sachs so you don't see them recruiting them very much because there is so much supply.
Whenever I see goldman sachs recruiting is when it comes to recruiting physics/computer science majors.
tl;dr become a physics/computer science major and they will come looking for you
ahh sorry. You got me good in that thread. I was the retard that fell for it 3 times then realised.
To anyone that wants to work for IB, high finance, quant finance any Quant degree will help but CS, physics, math, stats, EE and CE will really get your foot in the door.
I work for JPM user
Don't fucking work for GC, I hate JPM and consider quitting everyday, I don't care how good the money is, I don't want to do this anymore
Networking. People network, not computers.
Why? I work at a shit bank and I thought working at a bank of JPM's caliber, with internal controls and good information systems, would be pretty comfy.
I have friends working in IB. Whenever they are working with client X they are paired up with JPM to help them.
My friends would not shut up about how cunty the JPM MD's were and how much stricter they have it.
I think JPM in particular has a bad culture out of the IB's
gsachs is a bunch of faggots who think they are batemans.
as an anecdote, i heard about an incident at gsachs-
Upper mgmt scheduled a guest speaker for 4 pm
the speaker did not come until 8pm and upper mgmt knew this
many of the employees left after a few hours, thinking the speaker would not show up/
what did upper mgmt do? THEY FIRED ALL THE PPL WHO DIDNT WAIT THE 4 HRS
its things like this which make me feel gsachs is a culture of inferiority
in my exp ppl who go around parading work ethic and determination and over achieving are THE MOST INFERIOR PEOPLE YOU WILL COME ACROSS.
These ppl (upper mgmt) are literally terrified of the prospect of the public finding out that they have no limiting skills or talents so the do things like this to try to spread the image that hard work and determination are things that only few possess, when in reality anybody can learn to work hard/ give 100 percent..
gsachs former ceo hank paulson went sobbing to the white house to bail out aig so that gsachs wouldnt go under...
sobbing like a little girl
gsachs clowns are fucking apes who think ripping ppl off is a talent
I've heard similar.
A friend told me that during interview rounds (they have like 3-4) that they would have a group one. During the group one they are told to meet in the lobby of a building. The GS HR person doesn't come along for hours and now will only consider hiring the people that waited the hours.
just try to get a job at UBS instead
I've been in IB in NYC for the last 7 years... All the major bulge brackets are NOT hiring right now, and MS is actually laying off(still have old coworkers there telling me how bad things have gotten).
With the regulation (CCAR and Basel capita requirements) banks aren't making money like they used too
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EAT GOLD COIN CHOCLATES
you will get the job
1. Convert to Judaism
you guys know how hard IIT is to get into? these kids could go to any school in the States and just wreck it. they're smart as shit.
if you're serious, look at other indians on wall street: raj rajaratnam, anil kumar