Is it even possible to be successful in business if you're only 5'11?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is it even possible to be successful in business if you're only 5'11?

How can I possibly have a dominating position or negotiate well when I'm not even a fully grown man?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Buy shoes that make you look 6'1".

askme
askme

But what if others wear them too and now they're 6'3 thanks to them?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Bunp

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You have to use techniques to gain power
stand on a stepstool to pee. The increased height will translate to louder volume and establish bathroom dominance
take the picture of a beta male co-workers' family from "his" desk and scan it to your computer. Photoshop your face over "his" in the picture. Print, frame, and set the new pictures on "his" desk. His family is rightfully yours

that kind of stuff

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Then you fucking better have them or your opponent's advantage grows even greater. "Do your best" doesn't mean it's okay if you lose, it means actually do your fucking best.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You'll have a lot better luck than a guy who's 5'4".

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yes I've seen that post the first time it was posted.

You'll have a lot better luck than a guy who's 5'4".

Someone that feminine can just have sex with the boss though

5mileys
5mileys

Well, no need for kneepads for you.

hairygrape
hairygrape

bumping, interested to know for a friend

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw 5'7"
tfw manlet so went into public service
fml gonna kms

RavySnake
RavySnake

vladimir putin is 5'7.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I have an honest question: are you mentally retarded?
Did your dna mix incorrectly and now you resulted into a shallow sub-human with the intelligence and mentality of an animal?

What the hell are you doing in a social life? Do you have any business inside a world based on socializing?

You know birth and death go hand in hand, right? We kill defect fetuses for a reason, not because we're cowards who don't want to take responsibility.
Suicide has its own pros especially catered to people like you.

Scared of pain? Alright pussy, order some flowers on amazon or E-bay from your local area and sleep with a huge bushel of night flowers in a small room and wait for them to send you back to the DNA's spinning wheel where you fucked up badly. The flowers will pulverize a sleeping inhibitor which will relax your body, meanwhile the flowers will eat up all the oxygen in the room without the dioxide carbon building up in your body.
You will die peacefully and sentimentally like a standardful suicide demands. I bet you would have jumped in front of a train if I didn't tell you this you idiot.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Yes, OP. I'm sure your height is the reason why you're a fucking loser.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Mark Zuckerberg is 5'7"

Evilember
Evilember

hes also a jew

TechHater
TechHater

I don't think his yarmolka adds that much height anon.

viagrandad
viagrandad

JIDF detected
/pol/ was right

iluvmen
iluvmen

Chairs with different heights.
Movie theater platforms
big ass desk \
Adjustable chair

Inmate
Inmate

Top kek

hairygrape
hairygrape

Get your sorry ass back to /pol then fgt. On /biz Gods chosen people are respected as great businessmen and entrepreneurs.

Emberburn
Emberburn

fuk your tiny
well its safe to say youll never feel happiness in your life

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