Right in the middle of some random ass primitive tribe with nothing but a survival knife, your memories and all the immunizes you'll need to survive. Humans are basic hunter gather tribes with primitive tools and huts but the women are kinda evolved and bangable.
What do?
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Die of tooth decay or maybe get killed by another tribe member.
Probably get raped a whole bunch. Try to implement my survival knowledge from years of hiking and camping. Get raped some more. Try to use blonde hair and green eyes to some advantage, but being unable to speak the language I'll get raped even more. Try to learn to fit into the society, try to help them with my knowledge of fishing and trapping techniques, but by then I'll already be raped to death.
Two things will probably happen
1.) They'll worship me as some sort of deity and throw their women at my dick
Or
2.) Regard me as some sort of evil creature and kill me on the spot out of fear
Dental care wouldn't even be that hard. All you'd have to do is find something like a pine leaf or moist a split twig in water and brush with it and use liquor as mouth wash.
Probably the first thing I'd do is kill every human who came in contact with my 11k-year-mutated pathogens.
Destroy humanity with my aids.
>hey guys there's a land across the ocean with a bunch of strange people in it and that's why I have dark skin and eyes and weird bone structure I swear I'm not an evil spirit please don't kill me
r u a qt gril
Die of the worst bloody diarrhea imaginable, i guess.
Our immune system is shit compared to their, combine this to traveler's diarrhea and the lack of medicines and you just die.
mh
IfIWasingermany,fitin
Ifanywhereelse,assertmydominanceasagiant
I always forget that there are girls in this website.
People didn't have that much teeth problems before the invention of agriculture.
Gather the greatest warriors of each tribe in the valley, teach them to play basketball, then return to my time to finally defeat the harlem globetrotters
you don't need to go back in the past for that; i always had a knack to get blondes w/ green eyes, so i would rape you for free
Dental problems arrived only with agriculture. Our teeth evolved to cope with hunter-gatherer diet.
Make some cave paintings
Jews did 9/11
e=mc^2
c^2=a^2+b^2
Just mind fuck historians
The only correct answer to be quite honest with you family
I teach the women they ways of the Kama Sutra.
>Teleported in the middle of the tribe
Well seeing a strange dude appearing out of nowhere would definitely scare the hell out of the primitives, but their reaction is unknown.
They might be aggressive or peaceful, both with different types of behaviour.
>straight aggressive:
They just attack me to kill the invader/demon or to pillage my "fancy" clothes and gear. Communication isn't possible, scaring them off would be very hard being equipped just with a knife, the only solution is fight or flight.
>cautious aggressive:
They attack me, but not for killing me, they don't know who or what I am even if they recognise me as something similar to them, they want to capture me and know more about me. Possible actions are to fight/run for my own freedom or surrender to them and trying to get their trust progressively while I'm a captive.
>trusting peaceful:
They welcome me into their tribe as a bizarre guest, they want to know more about me and or my come has been seen as a good omen (but they don't see me as a god) communication is hard but will get better as I stay with them and integrate. There might be a possibility for me to get in charge and or teach them knowledge from the future.
>adoring peaceful:
My stunning appearence made them believe I am a god come to Earth, they will adore me and put me in charge. The manteinence of this status will be hard since to keep up the farse I'll need to do tricks with my superior knowledge but with lacking equipment.
About my physical condition in any scenario:
I'm a regular european (higher chance to be accepted in their tribe) guy from the early 21th century, my more rich and balanced diet made me stronger and tougher than their average but I'm not used to fighting and hunting, I have some survival skills from my camping/hiking experience, their mental skills are no match to my superior education. Centuries of human evolution made me more resilient to deseases, my flu could kill many of them.
i have no idea wtf to do after inventing a wheel
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>Our immune system is shit compared to their
uh, no?
It would be the complete opposite m8. We are carriers and immune to hundreds of diseases and if somebody were to go back in time without a hazmat suit we would infect everyone and essentially cause a butterfly effect.
Retard.
Fruits and other vegetables were eaten since forever
i try to explain the benefits of collective housing, for example that not having to built a bunch of tiny ass huts over and over again but investing some group effort into building a larger shelter might be longterm beneficial in some obscure way
then i comit myself to the study of psychedelic herbs guided by the frendly local shaman
Found the leftist
>build collective housing
>fire happens
>you're eaten first as food starts running low
>everyone freezes to death during winter
but thats exactly how people built housing back then, and still do in isolated tribes all over, i mean its just standard common sense, why even build a thing if you cant even fit a whole family inside it
Travel to Ukraine and learn Proto-Indo-European
But not bread, porridge or other cereal-based foods. They were the killers.
>a single family
>an entire tribe
A "house" would be solely used for sleeping outside of rainy weather. Do you consider this collective housing? Take note, this is an abnormally large hut.
>agriculture
>fruit
yeah, no. It is GRAINS that cause tooth wear, because you have to chew them so much and because they decay into sugars which feed the bacteria in your mouth.
Have a video.
They ate wild grain
In any notable amounts?
Just a nitpick but tribes didn't exist in the mesolithic, they only formed in response to the first settled societies, who could field far more manpower than any single clan could. Tribes are seen as incredibly primitive today, but they're actually quite a sophisticated social organization, with dedicated specialists, a warrior caste, and kings.
Man you guys are missing some seriously big pictures, here
>invent the chariot and the stirrup
We conquerors now
>teach them how to pasteurize milk
All you have to do is heat up the milk to just below the point of boiling, so that it kills all the bacteria, making milk safe to drink
>Build a wind mill
"Isn't this a heck of a lot easier than grinding millet by hand?"
>Build a kite
They'd think I was a god making shit fly
>Invent the fork
such a profoundly useful tool for shoveling food into your face
>Teach them basic hygiene
"Look! the majority of your tribe isn't dying of infection, any more!"
>Invent hang-gliders
Just to drive the point home that I'm a god
hmm, would even our common cold really be like a super spanish flu to people that far back?
>>invent the chariot and the stirrup
>We conquerors now
You realise you need animals to make effective use of chariots, right? You know how to domesticate horses? You have the time to breed them for generations until they're big enough to pull a chariot?
>teach them how to pasteurize milk
Literally useless since they have no domesticated cattle.
>Build a wind mill
Useless given that they don't have any cereal crops to grind. Also have fun building a windmill using mesolithic technology.
What's the group predating tribes then? In my opinion atleast, the Finnish word for tribe has a different connotation and would cover those small groups that existed before tribal societies.
Personally I'd go hunting for Limonite as well, teach them how to work metal, work on building a kantele, write things into stone and place them into burial grounds. Become user the Sage the Magic Smith, Great Forger. Or something along those lines atleast, unless I'm killed.
>You know how to domesticate horses? You have the time to breed them for generations until they're big enough to pull a chariot?
Moose chariots.
Considering that I'd be a lot taller than the tribespeople, would I be considered a demigod of some sort?
>use liquor as mouth wash
where the fuck are you going to find liquor?
eat fermented bugs.
no.
heh....eww...besides that's more wine than liquor...
I'd try to care for the sick as they all die from disease. I'd pass on basic sanitary knowledge such as handwashing and dressing wounds to the lone 2 or 3 survivors.
Its not that hard to make. You just need water, fruit and grains. Just keep fillings a sealed ceramic cup with water + fruit for 5 or 6ish days and mix it with the grains. The yeast fungus should continue to grow so long as they have access to a little air. You might have to experiment with different fruit tho because some fruit have different timelines for the yeast fungus to grow.
Once you have yeast just squeeze some fruit, throw yeast in there, airseal it and wait 2 - 4 weeks and you have 30% alcohol beer which should be enough to maintain your teeth..
>hunter gatherers
>having a problem with tooth decay
what them of the jews and the slavs.
>I'd be a lot taller than the tribespeople
Probably not.
*warn
>"invent" agriculture
>establish yourself as high-priest of Earth Goddess religion
>require 9 attendant 'muses'
>institute orgy festivals
etc
>ceramic
Hmmm
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I think judging from majority tribes now, I think they would be chilled and allow me to be with them.
Id help with the babies, hygiene, maybe make some tools for hunters, Id make some nice wooden figurines, Id paint.
Id probably take a role of shaman and enjoy a good protected life IF I play the cards right and not overdo the tricks to scare them.
In those times I think our folk were pretty rare so they'd welcome a helping hand.
But of course there were always violent tribes.
>"invent" agriculture
Why the fuck would they choose to start farming when they can live the relaxed life of a hunter-gatherer?
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S. government official, “you have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official then replied, “When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”
considering that most people died by 40 and the infant mortality was well over 75%, i would say yea we've made a vest improvement.
Those are european numbers not Native American. They died in droves because of plague essentially
I'm not the same user, but modern day diet is way richer (maybe too much) in nutrients than the one of the circa 9000 bc average man. Diet has a huge impact on our height and constitution, the 21th man would not "tower" on the primitive human but would be definitely taller.
Probably die, starve to death due to poor hunter/gathering skills or get tortured/murdered due to my flimsy small frame and puny size. Also east Asian looking so the dark eyes and black hair might, depending on the locals appearance, get me killed.
Being 5'4 and weighting 92 pounds, I won't last long unless the women folk take pity on me and feed me up.
how old are you mayne?
those are hunter gatherer society numbers
most likely die of ancient extinct diseases but not before I kill others with my own diseases
Everyone had dark hair in mesolithic Europe you utter fool
>
Retard, commit suicide.
I can deal with that. Living to ~40 in that world is acceptable to me
Based on recent genetic research carried out at three Japanese universities, the date of the genetic mutation that resulted in blond hair in Europe has been isolated to about 11,000 years ago during the last ice age.
you can still live that world in afghanistan
Yeah but without any of the benefits of
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Yeah but were East Asians around during that time? I'd imagine a lot of the ethnic groups we know today were hugely different back then, I'd be out of place.
Arabs say hi.
instead of trapping beaver, you herd goats.
no taxes, no debt, clean water, women did all the work.
instead of trap and hunt all day, you herd and hunt all day
nd you still get to fuck all night.
it's the same thing.
Hard for me to imagine everyone being 190+ back then
>What's the group predating tribes then?
Clans, or extended families.
>I think judging from majority tribes now, I think they would be chilled and allow me to be with them.
Literally what. No tribal group accepts outsiders, not now and not ever. A tribe is something you're born into, at best they would tolerate you living if you were helpful to them.
Yeah this. If we're talking that primitive they could beat you to death just because they're frustrated that another tribe stole their daughters a week earlier. You better make a dam good impression or at least bring some sort of offering.
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what would actually happen is this whenever people get exposed to an ancient bacteria or virus that was supposedly extinct(like in the tomb of king Tut) they get ill and sometimes die, our immunity systems aren't adapted to those long dead diseases
>mah living till 40 meme
60-70s with a high infant mortality rate.
Looks comfy
warn them that their huts will be flooded come high tide
Please be in Doggerland.
avergae age was around 45 with a high mortality rate. 25% of population made it to 60.
the "meme" is real.
axle, pulley, elementary advancements in simple math
Kek
The question is why would you want to make it past that age.
cuz it's better to be alive than dead.
ask grandpa
I have. He's constantly complaining and talking about the moment he'll die. Almost seems like he's waiting for it.
It's not just virii, but also bacteria. We have hundreds of various types all over our bodies, like literal walking symbiotic pathogen zoos. Everywhere we touch, cough, even speak, we expel little organisms into the environment.
This is why it's so unreal to me when, even with appropriate atmosphere, scifi depicts humans just hanging out on alien planets. There would be "bugs" with such foreign proteins, any amount of exposure would very likely net some effect as leprosy, and as so, we to the new environment.
exactly. it's better to be alive than dead.
3 out of 4 grandparents lived to old age and they hunted, did housework, yardwork, etc. into their 80s and lived a good life even as elders.
don't fall for the just die at 60 meme. show some evolutionary drive for fucks sake.
or go live in afghanistan like i suggested to an user earlier.
>show some evolutionary drive for fucks sake.
I think "evolutionary drive" is an interesting subject, but for another topic. It's like, a thing evolving becomes aware of its evolution, but then, while naturally in the process of evolution, believes "thing" can advance in an evolutionary manner independent of the natural order. I don't think one does actually do that, I think it's circular reasoning and a self-inflicted mindfuck.
40 is the mean age, it doesn't mean people died of old age at 40. In fact, our maximum lifespan has not increased at all from ancient times, despite our technology, just more people make it to their 60's and 70's than in the past.
Die of disease/starvation but probably kill early humanity with my viruses and bacteria
It's a lose lose OP
>this is the average amount of knowledge Veeky Forums posters have on Mesolithic europe
19th century Plains Indians and 20th century Dinka people (before sedentarization and the famines) were in fact taller than most 21st century populations, including their own modern descendants. The Dinka in particular reached an impressive 183 cm average height, while the Cheyennes were 176 cm.