Does anyone else sexually fantasies about historical people/senarios?
My most common fantasy is about being a middle-ranking officer in various historical settings (last time was napoleonic era) and finding a chance to ruthlessly bugger a barely legal teenage private who joined for adventure and to become a man only for me to ruin him, i think he was our drummer-boy.
TLDR: Any of the rest of you lot have a historical fetish/fantasy? I'd love to hear them. be as specific as you like.
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I hace a fantasy where I'm inna Belgian Congo Free State, exploring when i come accross an untouched tribe and they worship me as some kind of divine entity because im white. They offer me their women to deflower, and sex ensues
Standard Sultan/Pharoah harem shit.
Roman Legionary getting rewarded with female barbarian slaves.
Crusader being seduced by an exotic arab beauty while fighting for the Holy Land.
Plus, the whole mighty whitey thing.
I'm glad to know I'm not alone in this particular sort of autism.
>Roman legionary seducing a devout Judean girl
>American indian abducting European settler girls
>French Republican soldier ravishing nuns during the dechristianization of France
>French noblewoman prior to the revolution with a harem of peasant girls
>Red Army soldier having his way with German girls during the last months of WWII
In more recent events, I also had a sexual fantasy about the Columbine massacre once.
I also had a sexual fantasy about the Columbine massacre once.
what was the paticular sex factor there? im legitamatly curious.
To list a few of my others (not all gay i just find some stuff fits the narrative for me better)
>SS officer keeping various Jews as servents in my vienna penthouse and doing whatever various kinky thing i like to them (typical ss-bondage fetishy stuff i know, but it feels so...right.
>conquistedor having all the booty spoils of the mayans
>being a european tuitor to a frail and timid Raj to teach him about england and all other delights.
>varing ages of being a Slave owner doing what can do.
hmm..i didnt realise alot of mine contained so much dominance, oh well.
>not wanting to be a Janissary ravishing Greek women after the fall of Constantinople.
>French noblewoman prior to the revolution with a harem of peasant girls
did this actually happen? what happened to the noblehusband?
Plenty of peasant girls to go around, user. It's the peasant men you should feel bad for.
He's probably off fucking some young marquise.
Everybody wins.
>noblewife would rather have sex with peasant girls than with my nobledick
arousing yet emasculating at the same time. lesbian cuckoldry is the ultimate form of cuckoldry.
>ywn jerk your tiny dick and cry while your wife has an orgy with some hot milkmaids she lured to the mansion
Historically themed porn is too rare. I guess 3D it would be too expensive, but 2D there's not a lot either.
I for one always wanted to be a slutty young prince or princess, being passed around all the important men of the realm.
Is there any good solid exidence for naughty sex times done to POW's in WW1 or 2? victorious soldiers molesting defeated soldiers gets me wet.
Also cucking a guy fighting in a war. like whilst peirre was fighting for his sweetheart at verdun, she was getting plowed by Senegalese Tirailleurs on leave looking for some cheap french girls...
...I mean in that reality she should probably have a backstreet abortion of a black baby because even if peirre dies all of france would ostraciser her but still but up until that reality its super hot.
Corrupting a vestal virgin (and hoping we don't get caught)
>Talking about poetry with my kinky Hetaira gf between bouts of sex
>fucking Churchill's slutty mom
>Being an pilot in the French air force and keeping a Eurasian concubine in a lavish apartment in Saigon to entertain me between missions spent dropping napalm on the Viet Minh
>baiting a KGB honeytrap and beating her at her own game
Most of what everyone else has mentioned sounds good too.
why are there so many women on Veeky Forums?
Also cheating fetish is something I can never stand. It breaks my heart for some reason.
u-um..You want me to polish something else n- now my l-lord?
Sacred prostitution.
You could be a naive young German girl in the Rhineland getting banged silly by the BBC courtesy of occupying French African soldiers.
>victorious soldiers molesting defeated soldiers gets me wet.
>be a strong, virile Soviet soldier who grew up in the country fighting off wolves with a pitchfork
>killed more Germans than anyone could count
>capture a little German femboy twink who's never known hardship and just wants to see his mommy and siblings again
>violently sodomize him and leave him sobbing and shivering in a pool of blood and semen
yeah its pretty mean but i dont mind it in the realm of fantasy. Also if your the guy doing the wife/girlfriend stealing you feel pretty boss and dont respect the girl your plowing, so you feel obliged to fuck her extra roughly and treat her like trash cos she deserves it.
Atleast link something more biased to your cause
>However, most of the tiny non-white population in Germany at that time were children of German settlers and missionaries in the former German colonies in Africa and Melanesia, who had married local women or had children with them out of wedlock. With the loss of the German colonial empire after World War I, some of these colonists returned to Germany with their mixed-race families.
I sometimes fap to Anne Frank, if she counts as 'historical'.
Unf. thats the stuff.
>be like pic related, toned, hairy chested roman legionare, land in londinium.
>venture forth to join your legion in slaying barbarians not yet subjigated in the north
>as you ride up a footpath humming songs of home, a scruffy blonde haired celt boy comes out a bush holding a sword to heavy for his frail body to lift fully
>you can see he's been crying
>You cant understand his lesser tounge but you see on the ridge above the glow of flames
>you deduct with your superior Roman interlect that this boy is upset that your fellow, good romans ahead have just kicked ten tons of shit out of a local celtic settlement and have now raised it to the ground
>your annoyed because you've probably missed all the good raping and pillaging of the victory.
>unless...
>hopping of your horse and with a swagger, you go near the boy. he yelps a pathetic attempt at a war cry but barely swing his wepeon off the ground
>you snatch it from him with ease and put him under your arm
>placing him over the top of nearby barrel, you slip town his tattered tartan trousers (his only garb, save his pathetic attempt at war paint) and see his smooth buttock, unspoilt.
>Go on to bang his so hard he thinks ive impaled him on a crucafix
>soon errupt inside him like pompii
>he squeals like the vermin he is.
>chead back onto horse, boy still splayed over the barrel
>head on way laughing in merriment at a job well done
>half an hour later, the boy is hobbling behind you with a look of awe and of a desire he cannot yet fully understand
>take pity on the wretch and chuck your spare provisions for him to carry, along with an apple for nourishment, he can be your slave for awhile
>smirk and murmur to oneself:
>"I came, I saw, I'll cum again..."
Before, or during internment at jewish summer camp?
well its decent material user.
Id stop her masturbating right quick if id caught her. only masturbating allowed is if i do it to you or You do it on my face, you Jew-cunt.
>I'm glad to know I'm not alone in this particular sort of autism.
This summaries the whole purpose of Veeky Forums.
I actually had that one or being a sipahi who gets his taxes from a poor greek/balkan girl the natural way.
>you will never get to be a 'hero of chaos', control the han and the pussy Emporor and have infatuated daddy-loving gaybois like pic related follow your every command, on and off the battlefield.
Cao Cao had it all until the battle at Chibi guys..
I don't know what you mean by "cause". We were discussing sexual fantasies based on historical scenarios.
The Wiki link was just so people knew what I was talking about as the Rhineland Bastards aren't that well known.
I appreciated the effort, user-kun
I think being a Medieval Lord visiting your peasant's new wife on their first night to bless the virgin bride would be pretty chill.
My fantasy is to be a neanderthal or a human making first contact with each other
And raping the woman to breed rape babies
Why do you guys enjoy being cuckolded even as just a fantasy, same boat and I'm not sure what brings it to me
Become God-Emperor of China, then build pleasure gardens filled with the most beautiful and wanton scions of local and foreign aristocratic families. For diplomatic purposes, of course.
probably because you are weak in some way and you know this so it afflicts your sexuality.
I'm not trying to upset you with that answer, your just inherintly find satisfaction in having a woman but seeing her defiled by other men, your betters or not.
OR your slightly homosexual and gain satisfation from seeing both bodily forms.
OR you are a lazy/inadiquet lover, know this and want to give your partner in the bedroom exclusivly whom is your better.
sorry that the best answers i can come up with without knowing about you well user.
Being humiliated sexually is a pretty common sexual fantasy, cuckolding just belongs in that genre.
I'm not sure I could give you a 'reason' - people are strange.
>autism
It's just that, well it's not mainly autism
Enjoy multiple strains of Aids and other diseases unknown yet to science
>homosexuals aren't more likely to be pedophiles, I swear!
This. My fantasy is to find little Annie in her attic/basement whatever.
>you can't scream or the nazi adults will hear you
saying people are srange is a bit of an easy answer friend.
Let me give it a go:
The typical 'reason' is innadiquacy. It develops in the host from an early age and being humiliated in school or something. Then, when those seeds are planted, in later life the bullied individual tends to accept themselves and thus there humiliation and find sexual gratification most of the time though it.
Its no accident that those who indulge in have fewer relationships. Cuckolding is the evolution to being denied sexual satisfaction to such an extent it transends there hurt feelings to feel justified. self loathing kicks in before and after the cucking takes place.
If this answer doesnt suit you, maybe this fits? Anyway, this thread is about sexual desire in historical contexts, so lets not get too bogged down in it guys.
oh and for the cuck, Look into the Moor invasion of scilly, literal nation wise cucking to orginal race extiction. spain got a bit of it too from the arabs if you prefer that type. oh and dont forget the big, famous one:
>FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE
well he was 16 in my fantasy, so its fine (in my country at least...and in the past.)
Me and Annie. The nazis standing just outside. Total privacy and freedom...
>shhh you don't wanna cry TOO loud now honey, or the bad men will hear you
Causing cancer in something that is already cancerous. By your orientation? Or it is the whole cancer. Orientation doesn't have too much to do with it.
Actually no one can say this without being drawn in some orientation. Unless you know this.
>morality is a matter of legality
Jeez I wonder why people intuitively find gays to be degenerate.
>smuggler ship captain in the age of pirates
>tomboy french girl disguised herself as a cabin boy to go to America
>I quickly figure out her secret and make her wait on me hand and foot in return for not telling the crew
>tease and frustrate her a lot
>do provocative stuff like walking nude in my quarters to embarrass her and show her how to use a sword by getting all hands on
>even make her have conversations with me before bed and keep it warm
>she falls for me and by the time we reach primitive burger colony, run away together and start a family in Boston
sorry im a bit tired, could you run this by me again i dont think i understand your gripe or what your not liking.
If 'degeneracy' upsets you then you're in the wrong thread on the wrong board on the wrong website, friend.
thats quite romantic as well as erotic you know.
If it helps i fucked a 16 year old girl too at one point in my life.
oh and i thought of another sexy one:
>storming the crystal palace and having your pick of maids, nurses and if your really lucky, a Romanov.
Well I really don't mean anything negative or unfriendly. Somehow sexuality is labeled ''evil'' in a way no one seems to be able to escape from.
One important thing is that all have the same basic feelings about all orientations.
Doesn't upset me, I'm used to it.
It's still reprobable.
(Me)
And it seems UNdiscussable. If you do, you are drawn in. Unless....
>sticking your rifle up Olga's butthole while her mother watches.
>Does anyone else sexually fantasies about historical people/senarios?
I'm into softcore femdom, so my ideal historical sexual/romantic scenario would be something like this.
>Be son of some middle class clerk in Bumfuck Nowhere, pre-Revolutionary France
>Family notes I'm a pretty clever guy, they gather all their money to send me to the prestigious Université de Paris
>Study law in hopes of finding obtaining a prestigious position in the administration of the country
>Attend some salons, hear some pretty controversial ideas
>One of these salons is hosted by a wealthy, noble widow who takes an interest in me
>She offers to sponsor my education and put in a good word for me if I keep her 'company'
>Hesitate at first on account of being a total moralfag, but eventually give in
>Under her protection and on her recommendations, eventually manage to get pretty close to the Conseil du Roi and propose some ideas and reforms
>After the storming of the Bastille, I actually manage to get close to the king himself
>Advise him to stay calm, go with the flow and side with the masses against the nobility
>Eventually explain to him that he might sacrifice some power to the masses, but can use this to eliminate his rivals in the church and among the nobles
>Manage to entirely avoid the French Revolution while still bringing about the positive changes it brought (abolition of the nobility, a constitution that guaranteed rights for all, a unified legal code that applies to the entire nation)
>Nobody will ever know my exact role, future historians will horribly downplay my involvement
>[spoiler]Doesn't matter, I have a qt widow mistress who tenderly dominates me every night[/spoiler]
I call dibs on the Tsarevitch.
The whole word even nauseates. I mean eh ? Sexuality needs development. Like the Romans did to some places. But no not like the bitchy Romans. It was repression with cheese with them.
>this entire thread
No images can capture the autism
(Me)
>bitchy
Nice word
This is how it seems to work about the civilisation thing. Like with the subject of sexuality. If this is not done, And not like the Romans did, this would be too deer, it is going to be barbaric.
I have recurring fantasies about being a nobleman sent into an arranged marriage with a much more assertive wife who eventually gets frustrated with my submissiveness and basically rapes me.
Is this original?
You haven't even heard my fantasy of winning the Napoleonic Wars for France by importing and breeding mystical war-beasts from Japon.
Posting the other one because why not
This is only sideways connected to this thread. In how gays put an effort into ''gay'', it stands out how this is typically related and based on, and directly taken as an idea from how the Romans worked.
What gay people do is well thought out civilisation of their view of it. With enormous motivation and persistence. Pedophilia must have had a similar idea. But they failed. Because it was the same view as the gays had in mind and faults in the whole thing. (shortly said)
You'd just get cucked.
Hence the word "fantasy".
This is an English-speaking board. Please learn English before posting.
Please learn to not mad-spam before posting
What's your historic sexual fantasy, user?
Is it ok if it is something from the '50's?
Of course.
*scribbles down notes*
>he wasn't here for the fictional history book & biography thread
That was autism on a level unseen before
Why not write a commentary about each sexual fantasy posted in this thread? Come on, entertain us with your bullshit.
I have so many.
>Being an English knight-errant, doing noble deeds for busty peasant girls to show how chivalrous I am, then fucking them silly
>Time traveling back a million years back, knocking up qt 3.14 homo erectus women (more like hetero erectus, AM I RIGHT?)
>Being a Spanish explorer in South America and getting with a big booty Mayan cutie (oh shit, that rhymes)
>Being a black slave during the American Antebellum South and getting seduced by the wife and/or daughter of the plantation owner
As another user said, there really needs to be more historical porn.
>saying all I did
Maybe a bit too tiring this.
Well, I'm straight. I don't have to do anything anyone else doesn't. Somewhere in the '50 there was this guy called Meher baba. He said he was Christ and came to earth like every 1400 years or so. I don't see how it can definitely be criticized that he was not.
Anyway, what he said about his sexuality is that this was something of zero. I don't see how this can be. And some similar thing about drugs. What he thought of it. It became an issue in the '60s. But anyway something was typically ao-ok
Anyway I don't have any real historical fantasies.
REEEEEEEEEEEE I'm an outsider if it comes to that in this thread
>Gets to choose a historical sexual fantasy
>Wants to be a figurative white knight
+1 upboat, good sir!
oh i see sorry. I think most sexual behaviour is fine and dandy with explanation or label. however paticular one are so taboo/outwardly strange or alien people who get off on it sometimes need to slow down and explain themselvesa bit to make people possibly accepting of it. Not a garuntee mind, and quite frankly certain acts are deserving of scrutiny; at least in our lifetimes...if not longer i fear.
but yeah, basicly it can be distilled easy enough if you can palet the 'variations', shall we say.
yeah fuck those prissy posh cunts up.
Another one:
>1582
>be a devout but stern man of god, tasked with destruction of satanic elements
>have done this a few times but have this itch...
>go to pleasant village in the north of England.
>meet a 10/10 shopkeepers daughter
>seemsfine.jpg
BUT
>tempts me with her evil seductive skills
>devise plan to save this whores soul
>proclaim in the town square those whom are impure and in luege with lucifer.
>name fair, wicked, maiden.
>take them back to my manor for 'exorsism' to spare them from eternal damnation, if they renounce there wicked ways.
>do my typical thing with the harlots and prostitues i have collected: whip, bind, 'torture' until they proclaim they are no longer worship satan and instead love God (me).
> not the shopgirl though.
>bind her, blindfold, gag.
>tell the stupid thing she must confess to me she is a witch
>she resists.
>give the she-devil my holy seed.
>she is saved, i am content.
Enjoy coming home to see her on the sofa with her "friend" from another estate
>Janissary
>Ravishing anyone
?
Where you thinking of something else friend?
Janissaries loved a good bit of rape after a battle.
I think he's talking about the stereotype some Europeans have about Turks/Ottomans being effeminate and gay, maybe.
I want to sneak into Bergen-Belson, find Ann Frank dehydrated and dying from typhus and rape her
Are janissaries not castrated slaves?
No.
Janissaries were Ottoman infantry. Typically European children kidnapped as children and raised as Ottoman soldiers.
>Typically European children kidnapped as children
Err. I botched that sentence but you get what I mean.
Id like to defeat native americans, tie up the chief and the surviving males above the age of 30, and fuck there wives, mothers, sisters, daughters and for my men who are so inclined, there effeminate weak boys right in front of them.
Check if any of them get erect seeing it, then make those ones drink from a trough of sperm our company made last night. the ones who didnt get hard get forcably fucked by there horses until death.
It doesnt end for the women and fag-indians until there drenched in cum, there only form of nourishment in the baking sun for the whole orgy day. Then we sell them to canadians to be used until there death. (give or take a few we keep as pets)
Im sure id be popular with my soldiers. Hell, I should get the medal of honour.
T. Columbus
>be bodyguard in Ming era China
>me and a group of soldiers taking a journey out west
>tasked to protect high society girl, daughter of a province level governor on a journey to a meeting with Dzungar Khanate officials
>she's really excitable and rather naïve, hardly any contact with boys as yet
>we get ambushed by treacherous barbarian fucks
>me and her get isolated from the rest of the group in the chaos
>we decide to move on our own
>she takes every opportunity to try seducing me
>must...not...defile girl 10 years my junior, Buddha give me strength
>her antics are kind of annoying at first but she quickly matures
>we help various people on our journey at her insistence
>a buddhist monk, bandit, orphan, and gentleman scholar join us
>reveal I have hangups about my wife & unborn kid who I lost before, she was my childhood friend
>have some adventures and reach our destination
>Mongols get buttfucked for being assholes
>Me and province girl are lovers at this point
>get promotion for being a badass
>we carry on our affair and fortunately her betrothed husband is a lIteral faggot so we pass off our children as his
I'll do it to any tribe you like man, having fun on washington's dime? sign me up!
I like that, Is it true or a legend though?
>Be me, young native qt
>Get raped by every white conqueror
Admittedly journey to the west was in the back of my mind as a frame
West bank eh? see you soon then, you filthy heathen...
If its any consolation, it wouldnt happen if you were not so cute
I'll dress up as a British admiral or a conquistador if it helps...Gen. Custer If your kinky like that.
(im lying of course, I'd do it anyway as a display of dominance and as a way of seding a message to your pathetic menfolk, so dont worry pacific island fatties).
Shit, I'd liked that to be straight
>If its any consolation, it wouldnt happen if you were not so cute
No I mean that's the fantasy.
I dunno its sounding awfully mutual dear.
But if not, enlighten me, whats YOURS?!
oh sorry disregard that last response, didnt read yours properly!
Autism detectors detecting high levels of autismo particles.