Interview for a Grocery store job in a few days

Spamalot
Spamalot

Interview for a Grocery store job in a few days. Any suggestions to really stand out and kickass?

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farquit
farquit

Look as poor as possible, like you really need the job.

takes2long
takes2long

Look as poor as possible, like you really need the job.

I think that's a bad idea. isn't being needy off-putting, at a minimum of a subconcious level?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Bump

Firespawn
Firespawn

Brush up on some of their top merchandise so that you can sound informed. Make sure to be able to tell them about the latest line of products coming from Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This is why I come to Veeky Forums. To listen to the movers and shakers of our day.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Id rather hire a poor person than a rich person. A rich person wont care as much if he gets fired

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's a grocery store.

Look and act like you just walked out of leave it to beaver. Christian, all American, and not a fuck up.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Well yeah but I want to stand out compared to other applicants

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Just be yourself

aka don't do anything you wouldn't want someone to do if you interviewed them.

This is a bad idea

Yes it can show that you're desperate, but at the same time it says that you probably have too much going on in your life (late for work cause bus is off schedule/smell bad cause no soap or water got cut again/etc).

t. guy that got a job as a delivery driver three days after applying, while there were stacks of applications on his desk.

then again I laminated my application which threw him off completely (as he said)

RumChicken
RumChicken

reminds me

new guy came in high on his second day

don't do that

lost lots of pizzas that day
guy just stood there watching it fall out of the oven

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Top kek. Sounds like something id do

whereismyname
whereismyname

what position is it? if its something higher up like a middle manager you should probably know how to present yourself already.

If its a minimum-wage-slave job, why the fuck is there even an interview?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

That will set you apart these days.

The standard now is lazy, tattooed, pot smoking, entitled, ear gauged, fat, retard.

FastChef
FastChef

If this isn't a troll:

Walk in.
Don't smell like cigarettes.
Don't look homeless.
Speak English.
Ask for a job.

And you'll get it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I pass all of those m8 but I reckon the other applicants do too.

How exactly can I stand out and be a more attractive candidate?

whereismyname
whereismyname

offer to blow the interviewer

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What if they are female?

Methshot
Methshot

Go in a jolly green giant costume

they will hire you on the spot

SniperWish
SniperWish

Give bananas to whomever is interviewing you.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Job market sucks here, OP. I had to take a less than desirable position but the pay is decently high since they give 5k a year for college.

I'm trying to work my way up to something better.

ALSO, OP, believe in yourself and invest into a project that can make money on a market.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Bribe them if they hire you and take then on a date

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Kek

King_Martha
King_Martha

kek, I can just picture it now
that's just the way she goes

girlDog
girlDog

If its a minimum-wage-slave job, why the fuck is there even an interview?
This is what I'll never understand. What's the purpose of he interview? Anything they ask about yourself and life goals aren't even relevant.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Working at a supermarket fucking sucks. Keep applying to other jobs, fake your resume.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I hope it's Whole Foods, or something equivalent.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Talk about some details in the company, how you bought some stock and shit and give them some numbers.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Criminally underrated post.

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