What is quickest way to make money for a NEET?

What is quickest way to make money for a NEET?

Buy kneepads and sell them to other NEETs that need to suck dick to make money

Welfare
Insurance Fraud

Those are about it.

I dont get it :/

I swear you need to have had a job to go on welfare though

Make yourself disabled.

You're not planning on leaving the house anyway right?

Thats not a bad idea tbch. What should i do? Cut off a leg? Fall down stairs? Jump in front of a car?

Drink Vagisil unitl you're legally retarded

I just need $10 for smokes. I think ill go walk outside and pick up sum pennies

What about making a website than putting ads all over it?

>There are people on Veeky Forums that don't even have $10

Fuck this place.

nah bro. this used to work, but the fbi is cracking down on ad revenue from sites reached by tcp port 80.

Im neet
>pic relate

Oh

tfw you realize that Veeky Forums actually is mostly under 18, and a good part of it is under 15. These are the people you are talking to here.

Im 19

There are some threads where there's actually people with money. But Veeky Forums is mainly NEETS asking how to get rich

>how to get rich
which is totally possible. especially if you use Robin hood

buy kneepads and sell blowjobs

I asume you are male.
Sell your sperm.

Fuck off andget a job lazy cunt

showing your boipucci on cam

geting a job you fucking cunt

If you cant afford cigarettes, you can't afford web hosting. Besides, that trickle of ad revenue would be practically nonexistent. Get a job.

go to a psychologist and be yourself, they will declare you legally mentally retarded and unfit to work, and you will get bennies. that or use "severe depression" like i did, bennies really aren't that hard to get you dip.

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