Tfw you need a +100,000% return on a $1000 investment to make a $1,000,000

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw you need a +100,000% return on a $1000 investment to make a $1,000,000
tfw buying and holding the stock market only gives you a 5% annualized return after inflation...

All urls found in this thread:

easycalculation.com/mortgage/roi-calculator.php
lmgtfy.com/?q=what is 100000% of 1000
seekingalpha.com/article/3984514-high-dividend-investing-winners-losers-opportunities-following-brexit-vote
quirksmode.org/js/state.html
2ality.com/2011/04/iterating-over-arrays-and-objects-in.html
youtube.com/watch?v=qurdyOJFj2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=lnR1hmFsVkE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

This is when you get a job or start a business

go back to /r9k/

Illusionz
Illusionz

Also you only need a 1000% return on your $1000

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

invest in cryptocoins
fucking 1k to 1M real quick.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

When multiplying numbers like that just add the zeros together

1000 * 1000 is 1,000,000

Lunatick
Lunatick

You're technically right, but I'm thinking in terms of price change of a stock going to the moon

(1+(100,000%/100))*$1000 ~ $1 million

King_Martha
King_Martha

that's why it's better to invest $50,000 instead of $1,000

50,000 * 1,000 = 50,000,000

50,000 * 100 = 5,000,000

50,000 * 10 = 500,000

Spamalot
Spamalot

(1+(100,000%/100))*$1000 ~ $1 million

farquit
farquit

Literally what are you writing retard, no wonder you're a NEET

Think through it logically.

1000 * 10 = 10,000

So 1000 * 100 = 100,000 (Hmmm ONE THOUSAND, times one hundred... hmmm that gives us one hundred thousand)

1000 * 1000 = 1,000,000

Notice how the zeros add up in the product, retard?

happy_sad
happy_sad

In real terms, you should be making ~10% in real terms with stock, annually.

5mileys
5mileys

Veeky Forums - Business & Finance

idontknow
idontknow

implying that $100 going up to $200 is a 2% return (200/100 =2)

Playboyize
Playboyize

I cannot believe I'm reading this. Do you even know how to percentage?

easycalculation.com/mortgage/roi-calculator.php

Techpill
Techpill

are you guys retarded?

1000 / 100 = 10 10 = 1% of 1000

1,000,000 / 10 = 100,000

so you need 100,000 1%'s, which is 100,000%

Snarelure
Snarelure

No you stupid nigger

FastChef
FastChef

this is a quality thread

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

lmgtfy.com/?q=what is 100000% of 1000

if you still don't get it consider kys

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

2 words
QUARTERLY
DIVIDENDS

Lunatick
Lunatick

invest in shitcoins
lose $1k

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

also . your investment isn't just 1k
cuz u should be throwing in at least 100
every month.

so please revise your formula to include
the rent your money earns, and the money you will be adding monthly.

i wrote one in javascript if you will give me some time to find where i saved it.
seekingalpha.com/article/3984514-high-dividend-investing-winners-losers-opportunities-following-brexit-vote

cum2soon
cum2soon

// init = initial investment lump sum , in your case 1k
// reup = is how much more u invest monthly
// yrs = is how many years you want to calculate for
// div= is the dividend amount of the company you bought
// this formula assumes the market will grow 14% a year

function calculate(init,reup,yrs,div){

div = div * 4 * yrs ;
init = init + reup + div * 12 * yrs *14 ;

return init ;
}

calculate(1000,100,10,10); // this is an example, u can change the numbers acorndingly.
// i just slapped this 2gether, let me know if theres any problmes with it

askme
askme

673100
^
is the answer that formula spits out for the computer illiterate.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hey what's up its chad
Today I put all of my money into bitcoin
I Just did a large dose of dmt
I am singing

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ITT: Veeky Forums learns math

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

let me know if theres any problmes* with it

not to be anal, but you forgot ; after } ;)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Veeky Forums is so wise. Well, it would be if it could figure out how math and interest work. ITT more laughs than anything on /b/ today.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

function calculate(init,reup,yrs,div){

div = div * 4 * yrs ;
reup = reup * 12 * yrs

init = init + div + reup *14 ;

return init ;
}
calculate(1000,100,10,10);
169400
169400/12
14116.666666666666
14116/10
1411.6

yea the equation was wrong. sorry , like i said i just threw it 2gether. i guess op should do suicide .

askme
askme

calculate(200,200,19,14);
639664
calculate(100,200,18,12);
605764
605764/12
50480.333333333336
50480/18
2804.4444444444443

still. if u stick to simple good habits, you should be more than comfortalbe by the time you are too old to work hard, with a very modest amount of money.

Bidwell
Bidwell

just make sure u pick good companies with nice dividends, honestly , i think in the next 10 years teh market will deliver much better than 14% but thats just my cyclical, post 10 year + recession optimism.

iluvmen
iluvmen

fuck off autist. If you invest 1000 in a stock it needs to go up 100,000% in order to become 1,000,000. its that simple.

Inmate
Inmate

Holy fucking shit you're all god damn retarded.

Veeky Forums is a fucking joke.

Techpill
Techpill

Do you actually think when it says +100% next to a stock or crypto that it's value has been multiplied by 100 in the last 24 hours? Is this board populated by children??

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Yeah. I can imagine some here reaching retirement thinking they'll be fine and then the look on their faces when they realise they only have a tiny fraction of what they require.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

um......
yea. okay dimwit. keep adding zeros 2 the back of shit and see how far that gets u in business.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Do you suck your moms dick with that mouth?

Bidwell
Bidwell

no ur right . that formula was rong.

its supposed 2 be * .14 then add that 2 init .

dont know why someone doesn't jsut fix the formula, but i will later.

Techpill
Techpill

the actual formula is more complex and requires and interator, 2 account for the growth per year . i will try 2 put it 2gether , but im obviously no math genius >.< so give me a sec and be eazy on me, if i wasn't working it out on this board, i wouldn't be doing it at all :p

SniperWish
SniperWish

not that i find those figures wildly unrealistic. based on projections for the markets growth. but
i'd like 2 not be held accountable for bullshit math.

RumChicken
RumChicken

this

thread

StonedTime
StonedTime

hope u dont mind. b3for i finish this im gonna catch up on some episodes of shark tank.

in the meantime, u can try it urself,

quirksmode.org/js/state.html

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Can you not convert percent into decimal and vice versa?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no one got it yet?
im almost there, even tho im in the middle of something.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

This board is complete shit

You could get better financial advice on /r9k/

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Veeky Forumsraelis can't into maths.
This thread is fucking gold.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

hmm?
did u finish the formula for me?

hairygrape
hairygrape

ur gonna wanna be doing something like this.

so that u can manipulate and redefine the amount of capital per dividend yield.
its not necessarily as simple as just pre algebra

2ality.com/2011/04/iterating-over-arrays-and-objects-in.html

idontknow
idontknow

200/100 = 2.0
1.0 is 100%

So 2.0 is a 200% return. U plum fucker

askme
askme

just gonna go 2 bed and leave this here till 2 morrow, maybe good will hunting will beable 2 solve it b4 me ;)

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw if you get 4% annual returns after inflation for 40 years, your investment will only be worth nearly five times as much
man what is the point, if you invest your extra income over your entire life it's only going to maybe double or triple. What is one million compared to three in your 70s. There's no becoming rich through patience and frugality. Might as well enjoy it when you get it

StonedTime
StonedTime

cross multiply and divide you fucking faggot

Booteefool
Booteefool

said no wealthy individual ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=qurdyOJFj2Q

idontknow
idontknow

youtube.com/watch?v=lnR1hmFsVkE

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

function calculator(stock,div){

stock = stock * .15 + stock;
div = div * .15 * 4 + div ;

var output = stock + div ;
return output
};
calculator(10,.10);
// = 11.66

// so there is a calcuator for finding the expected dividend yeild of 1 particular stock over one year .....

Lunatick
Lunatick

function calculator(stock,div){

stock = stock * .15 + stock;
div = div * .15 * 4 + div ;

var output = stock + div ;
return output
};
calculator(11.66,.10);

13.569
calculator(13.569,.10);
15.76435
// if u were so inclined u could re calculate manually year after year as shown, but i will try 2 make an automated calculator, that also includes, the years passed, and your re up amount . ofc that can be done manually with this simple calculator, i will complete the sophisticated calculator thusly purely for the challenge and skills/mastery acquired .

Booteefool
Booteefool

i excluded the first year..

hear. as u can see the rent on the money from the dividends and reinvestment is nothing 2 sneeze at

calculator(10,.10);
//11.66 year one
calculator(11.66,.10);

//13.569 year 2
calculator(13.569,.10);
//15.76435 year 3

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

you can imagine , if you were 2 move the decimal place a space or 2 the right indicating a 10 times larger investment .

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

So reinvest the profits each year.

Keep buying good American stocks, fortune 500 companies. It's the only way to win OP, even if it's slow going.

King_Martha
King_Martha

i will complete the sophisticated calculator thusly
it may take me a while tho . ur welcome to try in my stead.

eGremlin
eGremlin

/// here we get into fuckin with arrays.

function calculator(years){

var eyears = new Array(years)

eyears[0] = 'zero'
eyears[1] = 'one'
eyears[2]= 'two'
eyears[3]= 'three'
eyears[4]= 'four'
eyears[5]= 'five'
eyears[6]= 'six'
eyears[7]= 'seven'
eyears[8]= 'eight'
eyears[9]= 'nine'
eyears[10]= 'ten'
eyears[11]= 'eleven'

return eyears[years]
}

calculator(3);
/// returns 'three'

heres a start...

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