I have 18,000 dollars. What's the fastest way to double it?

I have 18,000 dollars. What's the fastest way to double it?

Get a job

already got that one done. I take home ~1000 a week. Wat do next

Bet it all on black.

This.
Betting on black dominated sports is the only way to go.

Double this. Buy stock of companies with black CEO s and a high percentage of black employees. They are a safe bet and will go up. Short white, long black.

kek

put it on black

>Short white, long black.
Thanks mom.

MGT

TO THE MOOOOOON

Buy used cars between 5-10k flip them immedietly for 1-2k markup.

Give it to me. I'll double or nothing it.
I'll keep 20% of commission.

>Watches and listens to his mom talk about black and white penises

Cuck.

Actually with that much money you can skip the entry job of sucking dicks yourself and start hiring prostitutes to suck dicks for you and start reigning in income from your dutiful employees

>reigning in income
never change Veeky Forums

Give it me via a trust trade and I'll double your money

100% legit I promise.
Paypal.me/jordn1

>short cuck
>long bull

It all makes sense now.

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Put it on some penny stock trading at .0001 and hope someone buys it for .0002

Go to a roulette table, wager all on red or black. The equivalent financial instruments to double a sum at the same speed will be just as risky.

kek

>.0002
Try 0.200

Cryptocoins are amazing for +2000% gains, unlike real life stocks.

Fold it in half

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> $18000 = 18000 condoms
>$2 per suck
> $36,000 return on investment
>Investment doubled.

This is an extremely effective method, but chances if you do it a lot someone gonna notice and break your face in are pretty high

Get as big of a loan as you can based on your savings.
Say $100,000, at 4% p.a. interest.
Invest in something that gives you an 13% p.a. return or more.
In two years you have doubled your initial 18k.

No. Had roommates who did just that for their business, they did alright. Used cars are just a temperamental business - you can have a good eye and still get your share of shitty cars

Hey if you had an even money bet on Serena, you'd have doubled that stack.