How do I advertise my ebook?

is Veeky Forums a good place to advertise?

would y'all give me your money?

only one person bought it and i think it won't sell any more

i'm so depressed

i just wanted to make money

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what's the ebook about

It is a short erotic story with a tone of religious hope.

maybe there's a religious board on Veeky Forums? Would they like it?

here is the link

amazon.com/dp/B01ILEQBZY

I'm just frustrated because it's not doing good at all. And I took the time to wrote it. What am I doing wrong?

I mean no one's bought it so how would they know it's good or bad? I lowered the price and it still didn't sell more than one

collect 100 funny pictures of gorillas eating fruit and i will pay you $10 in btc or amazon gc (srs if your really bored and want to make some stupid money find some pics and ill actually pay)

no I only have two gorilla pictures and i'm too lazy to get more.

i had actually created a subreddit about gorillas eating but no one subscribed and my post only got one other upvote. it was the tomato one. the banana one got an upvote but it also got a downvote so it was just at one karma.

didn't really work out.

...

I guess you want to stay poor then mate. I'll just have pajeet collect some pictures for me

Is this thread satire
I honestly can't tell

i thought my hard work had value. only one person thought so.

my beautiful book isn't even worth 35 cents of profit? no one buys

i feel like a fool, NO DIGNITY

i have to collect gorilla pictures to make a living?

i wanted to make art. but i also wanted to make money

no money :(

you need to sell over 28 books at $0.35 profit each to get the $10 you would have from the gorilla picture collecting

post the banana one

You need advertising.

imgur.com/a/DloDh

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I bought your faggot book since it was only a dollar and probably worth the laugh me and this place will recieve when i screenshot a page or 2

okay just saying i did upload the 100 image gorilla album and the links are up there i better get my 10 dollars

Some of those pictures aren't gorillas eating unless you're implying a gorilla ate a baby. 3/10 step it up pajeet.

I can tell op has been gifted in the fine art of literature. A modern day Shakespeare if you will

of course it ate a baby, it's a gorilla

what's it gonna do? play shuffleboard with it and then be like "aight m8 i'll see ya later i gotta head to work soon i got the night shift today" and then the baby's like "ight homeboi i'll catch ya on the upside ya digg" no it's a fucking gorilla it ate the baby

What did op mean by this?

jesus christ you asshole don't upload the entire frickin book that's a violation of amazon copyright

and i'm still waiting on my bitcoin

Haha holy shit. This truly is Chris Chan tier writing.

Dont get mad. His memes will make you a millionaire gorilla man.

Good luck getting a dmca takedown on a Chinese cartoon board for your shitty dinosaur erotica faggot.

Is the main dinosaur your shitty self insert?

It is based on a true story.

My friend was actual a dinosaur who went through something similar. And then he found God. (or I guess God found him)

I do hope the person who offered money for the gorilla album does fulfill their promise. It would break my heart if they didn't. My heart really can't take such pain.

Funny how one gorilla album is worth 28 copies of my book.

this is one of the best Veeky Forums threads of all time

Advertising? What do you mean?

I still can't tell if this is a joke.

>Chapter 1
>Joshua's story begins with him coming out of his mother's dinosaur vagina

hey you where's my money

so you fucking lied to me

ok that's cool

I guess good business is taking services and not paying for them.

hoe

An erotic novel with religious overtones, and a subreddit about two gorilla's eating fruit. Would love to see where you go next.

lmao there's another dinosaur porn novel in the related shit
amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=pd_sim_sbs_351_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51f+cNHRVOL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_UX300_PJku-sticker-v7,TopRight,0,-50_OU01_AC_UL160_SR114,160_&psc=1&refRID=MWHMHQA7GQV39A8SR3MD#navbar

i will collect 200 gorilla pictures fo $5

250 for 100 pesos

Fuck this shit the value's going down.

I got hustled

Fuck me.

It's horseshit is what it is.

Now this dude has my gorilla images and I have no bitcoin. How do you explain that?

I pour my heart and soul into art, but no one respects me. #tragedy

>randomly using "dinosaur" as an adjective every now and then
it's pretty good desu, the preview pages on amazon don't do it justice
also post it on Veeky Forums

I posted on Veeky Forums and they told me to fuck off. They said rude words like "hack"

the dan brown reading bastards. THEY'RE the hacks.

The da vinci code? more like the STUPID code. the bastards. FUCK EM

Ok ok, i have a proposal, 100 gorilla *GIFS* for 20 dollars

Post it every day for at least a month. You don't know the true power of meme magic.

yo if you want to help a friend then leave a review saying you jizzed in your pants

I could only find one gorilla gif.

I would make more money jerking off on camera with this pay rate. supply and demand, remember? they're business terms (money)

Meme magic + samefagging?

i think we have something going here

>14 pages of non-spell checked drivel
>art

the supply is extremely limited but the demand is also next to non existant

i fixed the typos in the screenshots of my art that the person posted.

funny how you call out my typos and say shit like "non-spell checked" lmao

non-spell isn't a word. that's non-sense. (unlike my beautiful art)

for gorilla gifs maybe

demand for gorilla photos is so high that the dude hustled me for it.

i even threw a gif in there too. just goes to show you, you gotta be a snake to succeed in business

Be honest with yourself, you botched the job. There's a squirrel, an orang-utang and a guy in a suit in there, and most of them aren't eating fruit but just branches and bamboo and shit.

bamboos a fruit.

what's a squirrel? Is that a type of gorilla?

in the future make the dinosaurs anthro, find a niche fetish like macro hyper cock vore, and post it on fur affinity

you'll have to up your writing quality massively if you want people to pay though

I know some of these words

>bamboos a fruit.
BULL SHIT

I'll do it.

i already did it you fag

Start a Patreon. I will give you $10 a month to keep making dinosaur porn.

furaffinity.net, start there

Why don't you start a Patreon about how much of a fag you are.

Sage

OP is a faggot troll.

I was gonna give you ten bucks a month to write dino porn but now I feel like I should leave you be))).

t. :D

if you wanna help then you could just by my beautiful book and leave a review

sorry for calling you a fag, that stupid bitch motherfucker made me collect gorilla pictures.

it had me upset

"nigger"

I love this thread