/ssg/ - Soccer Spirits General #241

Last season was just off-season so there was no point in updating it.

That's what I did. then I gave her strategic pass two points.
Everything's fine now :)

youtube.com/watch?v=FNkSpd809ms
reposting with video description
what other teams should I try to find

No matter who it is, stab them enough times and they will die.
Which is why the government should ban assault knives.
Today, I am proud to be here playing Soccer Spirits in Great Britain where they have sensible laws banning guns, knives, and-
Oh hello officer is there a problem?
What? Someone reported that I was playing a suspicious game on my phone?
No no, here look this is a perfectly normal soccer game. (Thank you Com2uS I always knew you made the art changes with the player’s best interest in mind.)
Oh you don’t have to search my bag wait no don-
Ah. Yes that. That is merely a Chinese children’s comic book. You see I happen to be learning Chinese.
Don’t worry it’s definitely not one of those creepy Japanese kinds. Look on the cover!
See that’s clearly a Chinese character, it means, uh, love. Yeah peace and love!
It’s a comic for kids, see there’s a little girl, I mean, boy on the cover. Peace sign!!!
No that’s definitely a boy, look at how flat that chest is there is nothing wrong with a boy with his shirt off. It’s very hot in Japa- I mean China. See all that thick sweat...the skirt? Sir there is nothing wrong with a feminine boy dressing up as a girl its 2016 for god’s sakes.
Don’t open-
Ahhhh. Hah. Hahahah. You know how Chinese people suck at drawing.
She’s actually legal despite her appearance, did you know that R18 stamp means that they’re Really Eightee-
No please. Let me go. Sir.
Sir?

Would you believe me if I said that that girl was actually a cat?

I'll just update it again when the season ends then, knowing who's dead and not and who the new players are will just make it easier the next time

laffed

> Sir there is nothing wrong with a feminine boy dressing up as a girl its 2016 for god’s sakes.
this desu

...

I love Noa!
I'm happy to chill in bronze with her.

congrats on Lucy

Thanks.

How long until her mom get's her EE too?

Gimme dat warm angel.

kek

Cheetos buffs when
she's the only elemental resistance totem that doesn't give HP

Would have got her too, if Lucy didn't show up.

tfw the only time i see her up here and it just had to be a joke team

They don't want to give light too much or Thunder would be threatened.

Light has good action bar manipulation so they're not allowed good anything else.

I just wish her Ace was Light/WW HP and Reflex.

>finally reached 2100 on league
>got to 8s
>lost
>+8
>got to semi finals
>lost to literally the same team
>-7
What?

how the points are calculated is pretty much the biggest mystery of all

>MINUS fifteen

Christ.

>tfw when Rasiel minions a shit for gold and GP
>got to wait for peng/gold match to consume ST for the next 2 weeks

>x-1
>-15 rating

I want this. How you do this? I want to stay in bronze.

>That score
>that "Acquired winning score"
>Mfw if jcuck were to win a tourney near finals he would lose points because of his sharr's low score.

I'm getting only the Neris and Pengs
That's not very polite from BB

>sharr's low score.
my score would drop cause of how long matches take, my Sharr usually does a lot of damage with the last shot and that's what counts

>my Sharr usually does a lot of damage with the last shot and that's what counts
Wrong

isn't it the last shot/pass/attack and time that they count or is it different from colo?

i don't know, use vann as your striker

by that logic, pic related should have netted me -50 then

>x
>+0

If I can do this I would be swimming in bronze and chilling in gold. How come this never happens to me?

point gain is based on the ranks of the teams you beat/lose to compared to yours.

Raiding Bell's palace! Putting her on public display in the city centre and gangbanging her! Forcing her captured subjects to look on in terror and despair! Turning her body into a sex toy as her love for Kirin is replaced with lust for semen!

So Raklet appeared on scout...
Should I lock her and wait for Nerua, or pick her right now?

>implying she wouldn't penetrate your coop-defended asshole as soon as you put your first toe inside the palace

Good luck, scrub.

raklet is trash

...

P U B L I C T O I L E T

raklet is cute

B-B-B-But I want my thunder harem...

i got banned for doing these

>locking ever

No woman, no matter how dignified, can ever win against her own animalistic desire.

Just the thought of a restrained Bell screaming in pain, pleasure, hatred and rage as multiple men have their way with her is exquisite.

>Club match
>Enemy backline Bell steals from Beatrice and advances to mid line
>Tries to penetrate CM Sammy, gets CA stolen
>Sammy passes to friendly Bell on the left mid because Bell had a full action bar
>Enemy Lynia Left and and CM Meta are dead BUT COOP DEFENSE ACTIVATES
>TAKES MY CM SAMMY AND PUTS IT IN FRONT OF BELL
>BELL PENETRATES FRIENDLY SAMMY

WHAT THE FLYING NIGGERDICKS, I WISH I WAS RECORDING THIS BULLSHIT

mind break is a true blessing

it's okay user

you can take out all of your pent-up frustration and anger on bell with the rest of us. make her hurt twice as much as she hurt you

>2100 last night
>2043 now

This isn't how you should treat a girl as pretty as Bell.
Just imagine Cynthia's face if she saw this.

>Somebody trace Reitama
>Redraw the faces to become Bell
>Redraw the male to be a fat old Khirel

Drawfags please.

this is necessary

/ssg/'s anger towards the cancer mids has turned into sexual rage

milky has already been abused and bell is a haughty, noble and perfectly breakable princess

we would be doing the same with meta and beth but the former is too crazy and the latter is already getting railed by vitos

mp_friendlyfire 0

what about Lynia/Cynthia/Veronica

What about Sharr, Uriel, Blade...

Sharr is not for bullying
Sharr is supposed to be the one bullying
>tfw Sharr will never bully you

she was gangbanged afterwards.

sharr is a dead meme

you would have to pay user to even get close to blade

who

>losing to uriel
>having sexual thoughts about reasons

>dead

Blade is the cutest striker

Must have been the mod's waifu.

>cutest
shut up otsalb

What is the most cancerous midline to face?

>you will never protect bell-sama from the people who want to hurt her

Beyond Base - blade looks like shit.

My face when REASON can actually do good but instead made more shit

Meta Beth Bell or Veronica Cynthia Bell Lynia

s3 when? I am tired of waiting.

3 weeks

>implying they'll make a S3 this year
I doubt they're that competent.

if JP SS and VAs are happening, s3 is happening

I can only hope it won't be some kind of new private server with new exclusive shit.
That'd be the biggest fuck you to everyone who's been playing for a year now.

ALICE MOTHERFUKING WHEN!?!?!?! GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

this desu

You wouldnt want to bet on that...

>tfw no Alice
I just wanna make a FUN mid

hopefully never, once everyone has her she'll be on almost every team

this

I hope WG, Alice, Aslan and Yeon never get put on rotation again, but give them all EEs :^)

never, because i already max superbed mine

I hope Yeon gets an EE, it could be so good

anyone have the pictures of the new units???

event.withhive.com/soccer_jp/

scroll to bottom

Will we get language add in option
or will that count as different game?

>luka active
>william active
>doesn't crit
>350 damage
Feels good to be using Magnus again

>quit all club matches

Sorry I don't like e-sports.

season reset senpai, help your club

>not keeping your sex slave bell on your midline forever

>jkun.jpg
Wew Lad.

Bell will still be in my mid though

>William
>doesn't crit

That's one shitty William.

im not a dook

i don't see a femboy

not until I get back those AAA teams that I can win against

a-are there pictures of the crossdressing stream a-anywhere?