/csgog/: counter strike global offensive general

our guy

Dazed was the only one that mattered. Steel was already gonna leave and he was replaceable anyway.

this

Dazed is literally THE NA IGL

I hope that one day I might have a mere sliver of talent comparable to his own

that's fine but swag wanting to remove both of them a mere 2 weeks before a major is enough to let me know he was a retard

Reminder

youtu.be/ZpZ_fakwSwc

>RUSH killed nitr0 /H/ with inferno
>RUSH killed EliGEQ2 with inferno
>Round started

wtf

Guys guys guys
Hear me out.
NA cs would be just as shit as it is now if iBP were never banned.

yeah but we'd have better memes and stickers

Based chicagoan

>tfw wake up
>tfw you're not playing NA cs
thank you god

Reminder

youtu.be/qp7Anh_p7oo

Is AWPing just about having a good reaction time?

and crosshair positioning.

There's no crosshair with an AWP, you fucking retard

>Right click
>Crosshair appears
Wow

I mean setting your hold off distance far enough out that you will catch players running past by just clicking instead of flicking, but not too far out that someone shoulder peaking you will have forever to line up a shot on you.

If you were higher then MG2 you would know this

>ketchup on lima and scrabbled eggs

just fuck my english up

youtu.be/Eg3iv1WoquA

strawpoll.me/10042761

twitch
.tv/captaincarlos

holy fuck this is my new favourite stream

>twitch
>.tv/captaincarlos
Nice try carlos

>57
>ex-military
>memer
>negro

You guys ever have an out of body experience whilst playing?

only when my gf aka dominatrix is choking me out with her belt while I play

>it's a reddit shitlord can't have fun post
never respond to me again

So my friend who was slightly retarded (75 IQ) couldnt play tf2 with me, cause tf2 requires a lot of logic and brain, i downloaded him CS:GO and after 2 weeks i see he became global elite, i just wana say THANK YOU VALVE, for creating games like cs:go for every kind of people out there, people who cant play mentally challenging games like tf2, dota2 and others, thanks you valve once again.

...

we mixwell now

>mixwell
wp spaniards

So my friend who was slightly retarded (75 IQ) couldnt watch anime with me, cause anime requires a lot of logic and brain, i downloaded him Game of Thrones and after 2 weeks i see he became global elite, i just wana say THANK YOU HBO, for creating shows like GoT for every kind of people out there, people who cant watch mentally challenging shows like Shingeki no Kyojin, Puella Magi Madoka Magica and others, thanks you HBO once again.

WHAT LE FUG WHY DID I BET ON SHIT9 FUUUUUUUUCK

So this is the power of being well mixed

ummmmm they won?

gotard?

which knife do u niggers have

default

cum plugs

yo magog, I just got pegged and it's better than actually fucking

finking of buying a huntsman what do u think?

but is it better than an actual benis?

checkmate faggot

didn't try yet, but don't worry, after this great experience, I will

Come over later ;)

poor mans bayo

Go with the strange hunstman

what dank kniev should I get with 75 keys

leaning towards m9 damascus mw

m9 vanilla

>tfw making mad skrilla

our lord and savior live boys

tv/godazed

VoHiYo

wew lad

is there any context here?

...

That flag is from canada if you didnt know.

wheres the oddshot

steel's twitter

Reminder Reminder if you are snipping and you are nervous, take a deep breath to aim better.

oddshot.tv/shot/legendarylea-201604253339653

>have to play against awp spamming cevo mod faggots with some cunt streamer and 2 players worse than bots on my team

Is she a meth head? She looks really fucked up.

hi newfag

I know this is sodapoppin's whore, is it common knowledge she's into hard drugs or something?

>cevo
>current year

lmao wtf
youtube.com/watch?v=7B_5X7ybSw0

which pug service is the best one?
they all seem the same tbH

why are there so many hackers recently

you're a silver bitching about someone with 1/10th of a brain shooting you in the face

How can you even BE that bad with an AWP? It's simple, stop, scope, flick, fire. Ez. You can't even do the first step right.

stop, stop, scope, flick!

X D L:OLLLLLLLLLL

bringing that pATTY HOMe!!!

t. Silver IV

u feelin alright my man
maybe a nice relaxing game of csgo will settle ur nerves

my nerves have settled..........................

>get a smurf for silver shenanigans
>placement MG2
>now DMG

When I play with my hands switched around and starter pistols only I still win and top frag

How can people be this shit I don't get it

>being dmg
>not LEM or above

It's a smurf, I'm trying to get in the silver leagues

who /silver/ here?

Anyone?

how is this called guys?

id honestly eat the food than talk to her desu

using tongs?
grilling?
bbq?

i dont understand your quesiton

grillsception

>adult male
>wears shorts in public

>look it up
>see some really thirsty ass niggas replying

lmao

I really REALLY like this meme

What rank should I get before I consider ESEA? I wanna git gud and matchmaking isn't the best place to git gud

bye-zen or beh-zone?

>Unfrag

Is Witmer our guy pham?

shalom! peace!

Any of you fags take pics of LANs for memory's sake? This was the panel for ESL One Cologne 2014 for the match between VP and LDLC.

How the fuck are you supposed to play nuke on T side? Get awped outside, impossible to get inside A because CT can hold 360 degree angle on every entrance. are you supposed to go ramp every round

what is under the tabe rapeking?

are you using smokes and flashes

I just go marshmellow on to the long yellow rail and run heaven every single round like a retard yet about 90% of the time theres nobody there