/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

I want to take downers with Debbie and cuddle with my hand down her pants.

It's not even fucking confirmed to exist yet. There's a few leaks and that's all, I would be legitimately shocked if it was even going to be shown at any point this year let alone released.
>her

you're late to the party then
|rip arty

why would a guy play a female??

Rockstar is going to E3 this year and they never do that unless they have something big to announce.

Because they want to be female.
I won't complain if they do show it off but I wouldn't get your hopes up

Its without a doubt Rockstars 2nd biggest IP in the modern era and its been 6 years since the last one its coming its all a matter of when.

burger, you on m8?

>it's okay to jetshit when /gtag/ does it

you bet your ass it's okay when /gtag/ does it

no
I just shitpost from my laptop once a week

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What am I supposed to be seeing here? Also, you're a shiter for owning a Kuruma

>owning

I don't own that fucking thing.

>what am i supposed to be looking at

The fucking gun clipping through the car widow and even clipping through the metal frame between the windshield and door.

To keep the stocks for Ammunation on a nice steady rise.

>go to bed early because I have work
>realise it's a public holiday the next morning
>missed out on some pontential bantz
mfw I still get paid because I'm on a contract

Don't worry, it pretty much died without you.

It's time to take a break
If you're really sperging out over a detail as insignificant and small as this you really need to find something better to do with your time.

why you tryina be stealin a niggas face? sheeit

Because the character creator on ps3 was shite and I usually play as old guys if the options are half decent.

go to sleep blater

>I usually play as old men

>go to gtaforums every now and then just to look at creative stuff they make but never post because the majority of people there are even worse than the people here
>check out their character posting thread
>there are females that actually don't look like shit
Huh.

>play some sleeping dogs as a break from days of GTAO
>feel like creating a new character and making him a triad with tattoos and shit
>remember how much grinding i would have to do to get back to where i am now
God

you would have gotten bored of the theme eventually

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Does the stock market actually work? I've got $50M I've been thinking about investing.

>TFW swap adderbonds for real bonds

Singleplayer Only

Fellow Ausfag?
>long weekend with the gf means no GTAG

operator DLC when?

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if its not already in the game somewhere, dont expect it as "dlc"

Straight 5 supremacy in gta when?

Perth Master race my man

that's pretty gay user

Fuck off.

is autism bux actually autistic?

is it still reliable today?

where do you fit /gtag/?

Motorcycle

Yes. And Moto.

console exclusive though, so literally who the fuck cares?

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>No Futo for Bennies that lets you convert the car to a hatchback
>No armored Kalahari with a third seat in the back
>No new tanks
>No street version of the BF Injection
>The Kart from SA still isn't added in the game
>No race liveries for the Karin Rebel
>No new scooters, still can't get rid of the zebra print on the Faggio seat
>No Boeing Osprey
>No new ATV's, or at least letting people buy the lifeguard one and repaint it

>Rockstar chose to give the minivan hydraulics before any of these ideas

Probably and you decide
should probably update this

Utterly perfect.
Motorcycle.

>that blista with panda colour scheme
Motherfucker you what?

You should probably rescale it. Is there a reason it's 7200 pixels high?

dude lowriders lmao

dude...

>armored Kalahari
Literally why?
>no new tanks
There's no point.
>can't get rid of zebra print
Hate this too
>boeing osprey
This'd be cool
>no new ATVs
There's no point
Before you ask for random stuff think about how it will actually improve the game, because reskinning a Blazer and giving it slightly better or worse stats than the regular Blazer doesn't add anything meaningful to the game.
//not like the last three lowriders added have, really, besides the sabre being fast as shit

We need more properties.

They don't even need to have a giant window overlooking a part of the city, just give me more houses in the hills and more low tier apartments in the city.

GIVE ME COZY.

Why? There are more than enough properties in the hills and already heaps of low tier apartments in the city. I want more houses out in the boonies because there's like, 3 in paleto and one in sandy shores and that's literally it.

how about more houses in blaine?

it's all shitty garages

Stop acting like a retard.

I just prefer the carbon hood over the base one on that

should've made each pic 480 instead of 720
maybe some day

Is this real?

Yes, there are two genders and one of them are called females. Females have breasts instead of a penis and they look like that.

>breasts instead of a penis
Haha what

>breasts instead of a penis

boobs ejaculate milk for young kids

a penis ejaculates semen to make young kids

the penis to vagina comparison is pretty biased desu

retard

whatever you say nerd, i bet you think the world isn't flat

I think the way Benis works is pretty good, instead of adding more and more cars people either don't use because they suck, or use them exclusively because they're superior, they can just add more custom variants.
Basically make the crappy cars used more, adding variety.

Also, plastic surgery is something most people would probabyl agree with.

>All of this null hate in the last thread
Whats wrong with you people? i thought the no fun allowed was merely just a meme

Add me, i like gamemode lobbys of gtag, and we usually seem to lack 1-3 people for a full 8 man lobby for the first couple of games.

sc: Ezek__

youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng

GTAG has weebs right?
Where do I look for them?

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check out my trips NERDS

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How is the Pigalle? Is it worth buying?

yes

How the hell and why the hell do whole lobbies 'leave'?
I'm the only one left in this lobby now as everyone left at the same time.

Or was I kicked from a lobby by a hacker? Was a public one too that was full.

Common problem. You get dropped from the session and it shows as everyone else leaving at once. There is no fix.

Network issues. Caused by the p2p system the game uses I think.

sports classic I guess, although that descripting is pretty wrong

Where does utility fit in?

unironically writing those descriptions

spotted the guy who drives a sports classic roflmao

projecting homo faggot

calm down lmao
it's just video game cars, you don't need to feel so insecure about your virtual fedora

i'm not the one identifying myself with what I e-drive

Why can't you buy a bulldozer? It has more uses than the fucking Dump.

its too slow to have any use, the dump is a moving building pretty much.

autism.bux is....

The bulldozer flips cars and you can pick people up in the shovel lift thing and use it as mobile cover. You could also use it to block narrow passages in contact missions. More practical than a moving building that only has like 2 spawns in the whole map.

if it was faster i'd use it more, i remember in saints row 2 you'd get a bulldozer, mod it and turbo boost into everything and it'd just blow up.

Should I reinstall?

trips say maybe

strawpoll.me/7294395

who the fuck cares, it's just a giant circlejerk