/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

>1 person likes eating shit
>that one person can force 15 people who dont like eating shit to eat shit
no thanks

>"waaah nobody wants to play on the shitty maps I want to play on waah."

Variety isn't necesasrily a good thing when varieties are shit.

that's an old meme sir, but it checks out

a better question is whatever happened to the guy converting taxi to bus.

You are right, meta, deff, and box are good maps and suffice for variety. Taxi is shit and doesn't contribute anything but anger and suicidal depression.

So fix/remove/replace taxi, don't remove the weighted vote system system.

Fix taxi, don't remove weighted vote because then we'd play only box for all eternity

wait, fuck I didn't think that post through

There is a fixed taxi map in progress called Bus I think it's in GitHub development hell

>Variety is a good thing
[citation needed]

weighted voting is disgustingly unamerican

toasting the get so I can check it out

>>Shiggy tries to hookup with Morena again, gets cucked, many upset he's still here
That is not what happened.
t. Shiggy

>All these babies crying over having to play any map other than box once in a blue moon.

>destiny general

If they get their way, box will become the only map that's ever played, except maybe once a month

>implying I don't love deff
the problem is taxi famalam and you know it

>nobody in OOC even bothered talking about that round it was so shit

Thanks, ghlor :^(

I was just going to roll around the beacon, but the singulo ate my void suit.
So you all got plasma instead.

Can you experienced antags describe your usual course of action?
Also what is your general go-to antaggery for when you are done with objectives?

t. Future antag

I do nothing for a while then turn shock some doors and fuck with atmos or turn off comms or something
because I play AI

When subverted robot

>flood plasma
>free the singularity
>turn off lightning
>commence the human extermination

Maybe I am a shitter because of this, but I only ever vote for Box or Deff.

Meta isn't different enough to justify voting for it and Taxi is terrible

Remove weighted voting. The people who are in the minority can suck it.

>I like Taxi
>Players and Admins alike hate it
>Admins force rounds to be meteor when it's voted for twice in a row
>The Emergency Shuttle has been called. Justification: TAXI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Nobody recalls because deadpop murderboners ensure nobody ever votes for it again
>tfw

Here is my shitter way of doing it.
>Grab tools to get hacking or emag.
>Get objective or kill target by stun and butcher, don't forget to remove headset and suit.
>Need to absorb things? Go to the confession room, sec never checks there and you can claim that you are going to do a funeral. Suck on top of a coffin in back while striping them of stuff.
>Sit in public places if no one has telled your name, if sec comes explain your fake story.
For body disposal
>Space bodies in locker if you want them hidden forever.
>Take it to the kitchen and throw it on the table, no one expects a body in plain sight.
>Slap a bag on the persons head at arrivals and leave for natural death scene.
>Make a fire in the ghetto bar and put the body on it with other comfy stuff near it, people will assume they went braindead and wanted to die.
Sit in library reading porn or filling a D&D sheet once done and let the round end by the heads saying shift change.

Sorry buddy, but just because you personally like shit doesn't mean you should serve shit pizza to your party with ten guests and force them to eat it.

I usually wing it and do whatever happens to fit my mood at the time.
I'm not great at changeling/vampire though because I dislike having to kill innocent people just to grow strong. I prefer to only kill those that attempt to hinder me in some way.

You should have seen the mad when map voting would be broken and no map restrictions by player count and the one person that could vote voted Taxi, so 60+ people were on Taxi

Just like do whatever nigga, you have carte blanche to do anything you want.

I'm a shitter but this is handy

>strip the body, or disable their suit sensors
>stop all communication, by removing their radio or taking out comms
>stash contraband carefully, people look everywhere
>people will shit in your mouth if you give them a chance, stack the odds in your favor always

Tool belts filled with cable coils and regular tools are always useful. glubs are always useful. Avoid NT default borgs, use ASIMOV borgs to your advantage.

One of the ways that I do ling or vamp is by going to sec and ask to be ghetto cop, ask for a helmet, jumpsuit, and cuffs only. Watch for people doing things out of line and arrest them, then give them a trial by pain and slap them into crit. Suck the non innocent and clean the station of shitters, be the hero the station needs.

>check lifewebs discord out of curiosity
>300 users
holy fuck, when i played it was barely 100

rules say I can do whatever I want
so I choose to do nothing and wait for crew transfer
t. greentexter

Oh wow a whole 300 people to get brutally raped by

Why can't we have nice things like a discord like TG and lifeweb?

Why would posting in a Discord room be any different than posting in the Veeky Forumsstation Steam group chat?

That's the idea

because of angry kiwis looking for banvalids

Taxi is a nice gimmicky map but it's not something people would enjoy to play for several rounds. It's too gimmicky for a standart map.

Xenobotany has gotten substantially more robust than the last time I did it
>Plant some vines for mega harvest
>Tending to them and not letting them escape little corner
>Harvest strange seed sunflower
>You are stung by the strange plant!
>Wait what?
>Immediately pass out
>Out for five minutes
>Wake up
>VINES EVERYWHERE OH GOD
>Start harvesting them
>Accidentally walk over the berries I harvested from the plant that stung me
>Your step on the stinging bunch of poison-berries?'s stingers!
>Sleepytime for another 5 minutes

Jesus christ. I'm so sorry.

>see i'm antag
>roll my eyes
>walk around for a bit
>do my objective without using telecrystals
>give random people syndie toys

My experience is this
>read description for item in PDA
>says it does something
>learn it doesn't actually really do that thing or does something slightly different
>get caught because of it
>be determined to remember this is the case later
>don't get antag for six months

Ah well.

Turn off antag.

I'm going to give you a few robust tips you don't hear much about.

1. The best hiding place for ANYTHING is a disposal bin.

Flush it and set the pump to off, then store things in there. Syndie items you don't need right now, corpses, anything.

Same goes for plant pots and linen baskets.

2. Always have an alibi or a story to explain what you were doing and never drop the act.

They find you with an emag? Tell them someone else dropped it and you were about to bring it to Security. Tell them that, if they'd scan it, they'd find [insert name here]'s prints.

It might just work.

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9642

Most of the complaining I see is when 1 memer votes for the map and it wins.

>Always have an alibi or a story
Holy fucking Christ this so hard. Spaghetti will give you away every single time. I remember as CE once the captain asked why my engineer was seen in the brig.
I asked him over PDA.
>Are you creeping around the brig?
>Totally
>Why? You shouldn't even have access to that area.
>Oh well
>What the hell do you mean oh well?!
>etc

>You're in a crowded place
>Someone walks next to you
>Use your rest macro, then /me snores.
>Watch everyone panic or go for valids or you feel a tiny prick!

Great times all around if you do this!!

>walk up to an officer
>stab them with an empty pen
>just stand there as they spaz out

It's great.

>print book
>rename to traitor item with pen
>try and put a mysterious explosive on people
>slap borgs with a cryptographic sequencer
>get executed in the brig because the AI screamed you were trying to emag the borgs

...

>Main atmos
>Often set up the SME using really simple, shitty, but effective builds
>Watching the MoMMI who was about to set up the SME see me in the room and pause
>Leaves as soon as I place the first pipe

In that moment, I really wish I knew what they were saying. MoMMI hate is the purest hate.

Someone needs to make an edit with that text on the stone slab from I have no mouth and I must scream

I think the best time for me was when the stupid vox trying to sabotage shit was a traitor, and had bough a binary encription key. Yelling at him was so satisfying.

>that pic
every time

implyingrigged.info/wiki//ss13g/

To the lads who made this some time ago, another Veeky Forums tournament is happening and we can actually enter this time.

We just need to find a new player to manage it.

I would look into running it but I'm not enough of a dank memer to be popular enough to run it.

+I spend too much of my free time erping with SJ

SJ, masturbating doesn't count as ERPing with yourself.

t. solarious

More clowns should use the clownpiece suit

more like t. morena/kammerjunk

Kammer, don't you have another 7 hours of nonstop spess?
Who let you minimize the game?
Get back to adminning, we don't pay you to fantasize of SJs 11th finger.

SJ is asleep.

But user, how can I spend that much of my free time ERPing with SJ if I spend my free time playing spess?
That's just ridiculous

>how can i spend that much of my free time ERPing with SJ
You've managed doing it so far while playing, it's like clockwork by now.
Or should I say, cockwork? Because you work yourself on SJs cock constantly. Slut.

Tha was pretty good.
You're wrong, though, I didn't minimise the game

HALP ERP IN THE THREAD!

>You will never bounce on Intigracy's trialmin dick while sucking Kammerjunk's

Lewd

...

Kammerjunk is not a slut and isn't interested in SJ, they're just friends people, friends don't erp.

Solarious is also just friends with SJ

Morena removed SJ and changed her steamid to hide from him, she couldn't handle the banter and he didn't want to erp with her so she quit.

Oh they're just having a giggle, it's all in good fun

Morena removed SJ because I told her to and she does everything I say since she bounces on my dick daily.

...

Shiggy how would Mallory feel about that?

>you will never be hammered by Kammerjunk's junk
why live

I love lewd posting about spess.

what's the closest you've ever got to breaking the no erp rule? For the sake of being on subject.

>kammer's dick
i got bad news for you

Shiggy is old news.

The lewdest thing i've been involved in was a mime touching me sensually in the bar while I tried to enact damage control on a blob outbreak
I was an AI

91st for kidnapping crewmembers in genetics and forcefully giving them tits, even the non-humans then watching them enjoy it.

I ERP just not on serb.

There's a time and place.

commit suicide

>You'll never get to undo Kammerjunks belt and slide down his pants, you kneeling in anticipation while he stands.
>You'll never see the deep blush in his cheeks as you poke fun at him for being so eager while he tries his best to avoid eye contact.
>You'll never gently squeeze his golf-ball sized nuts to approximate the size of them for future fantasies.
>You'll never experience salivating, biting your lip while trying not to drool after truely getting an eyeful of Kammers junk.
I want to write more, but I don't want to be banned.
>It's just a joke.
No it isn't!

Nth for I'm a dirty dirty whore add me on steam

id/senhava

>golf-ball
damn nigga

I only have my imagination to work with.
I believe he's hung because i'm a fan of hyper.

N+3th for I'm a dirty dirty whore send me dick pics to my steam

id/senaat1

>tfw got a spess waifu
>by total accident
>she's totally into degradation
>I'm not
>She loves annoying me by telling me how much she wants me to fuck her up.

I'm so fucking glad my schedule changed and we never play together anymore. She straight up can not control herself.