/dsg/ - Dark Souls/Demons' Souls General

Do you wish to hear a tale, Champion?
You only have to ask~

How many layers does your tinfoil hat have?

Anyone figure out how to make sexy female bodies?
I can't see shit with the starting outfits to adjust it to be better.

REEEEEEEEEE

hyper mode would be too fucking easy when theres like 10 different items that give you passive hp regen in DaS3

TELL ME

next patch information

Modification of the NPC and the pledge when the altar multiplayer occurs during access to the items available is not successful phenomenon
Relaxation of some of the NPC event progression conditions
Conditions relaxed to become a finger of Rosalia
Modification of the phenomenon that is transferred to the alien graveyard of unvisited
Modification of the phenomenon in which the kick from being Parry
Patriarch of the crystal is, modification of the phenomenon that will not re-appeared after Warp
Modification of the phenomenon in which the armor of the dragon hunting, would died suddenly before the fight
Modification of the phenomenon knight hunting Zorigu is, to continue to the gesture
Catalina of Siegwart is, modification of the phenomenon of failure to rescue despite the state that helped the gray rat
If the maximum HP is equipped with a ring to increase, modification of not reflected in the part of the menu display phenomenon
Modification of the phenomenon in which the voice chat icon does not appear in the set as
Modification of the phenomenon in which the HUD displays the time of Auto, will remain the voice chat icon is displayed
In multiplayer, the option of "quit the game" of the system menu and fails to session connection, bonfire, modification of the phenomenon that all online play item is no longer function (Xbox One)
In multiplayer, modification of the phenomenon that title during the session connection would go back to crash the home screen (Xbox One)
Modification of the phenomenon that title during the game play will return to the crash to the home screen (Xbox One)
Several other of the adjustment and performance improvements, fixes bug phenomenon

>Yorshka will never gush all about me to Gwyndolin while he smiles at her, and secretly has his snakes bite me in the crotch everytime she isn't looking

so when you become a finger, do you become a slug when you fail or do you just become a slug over time?

i haven't touched the covenant yet, but i know if you kill the xanthous invader and then kill the slug that shows up at her bonfire you get his gear

I want to fuck Gwyndolin

youtube.com/watch?v=zUxsVVU2PyA

best place to farm proof of concord kept?

>see talk about Rosaria and Gwynevere
>legitimately interested in talking about Rosaria's weird ass fucking soul
>bring it up in the middle of shitflinging
>what did you expect to happen, idiot
I just wanted to discuss lore.

ros=gwyndoline confirmed

Hopefully they'll patch in slower roll recovery so people can't just spam roll without consequence. DaS2 did that right in that rolling around like a loon would not prevent you from being smacked by someone who was waiting for it.

Rolling is not a free action.

>Pontiff imprisons three people
>Gwyndolin
>a crossbreed that claims to be a sibling to both Gwyndolin and Gwynevere
>and some weird maggot chick who's soul can be turned into one of Gwynevere's miracles and has some psycho who believes she's a goddess and takes her soul to Gwynevere's room.

I don't understand. What does it mean?

Time to pick up a real fighting game. PvP is only an enrichment to the single player experience.

s-stop and help me

>youtu.be/tAVGqsybqlU?t=1h34m34s
Explain this then. Did they change it from the network test?

Does anyone know the AR multipliers for attacks in DaS3?

okay, then 837 is the best meta level, because 99 in every stat is the best build

easy.

>Sorcery imparted by the first of the Scholars, when Lothric and the Grand Archives were but young.
>The first of the Scholars doubted the linking of the fire, and was alleged to be a private mentor to the Royal Prince.

>pastebin.com/8SnskKPB

>Soul Stream ソウルの奔流 Soul Torrent ソウルの奔流 It should be noted that in Japanese, this is the same spell as "Soul Geyser" in Dark Souls 2. Also, the description of the spell in 2 calling it a family heirloom is erroneous; It is said to be An-Dil's (Aldia's) "legacy", suggesting that he created it.

LOTHRIC'S MENTOR IS ALDIA

>can't parry kicks
>Siegward /Greirat fix
YES
WHEN?

Is a +4 weapon good for Catacombs of Carthus? or should I go to +5?

I just want to cum on your face

are they fixing the dance and shield glitch?

thanks user, not the patch people were hoping for I'm gonna guess

I play real fighting games, faggot.

You know what? DaS2 was the closest souls game to fighting game mechanics.

>get to irithyll
>first enemy hits for 90% of my life

This gonna be gud.

Too bad, it is impossible now. Unless you want to settle for only his mouth or perhaps even his armpits like a true Veeky Forums degenerate.

>tfw waifu got blacked
>tfw you cant even comfort waifu because she got killed too

Same

>test network on lan
>lol it works guys

You can cancel roll recovery in ds2.

No you don't.

What level is the max I can be and still avoid 120 fags? 99?

>get to irithyll
>throw fireball at melee enemy from 1000 range
>it dies
>never get to see any of them attack

same as every other area

89

95 to be safe

You want to cum on my face, or cum on your own face?

What are all the weapons in das3 with wind style WAs?
storm curved sword tail bone spear and?

they have low poise, it's good to practice your r1 spam pvp meta on them.

I want to be a maggot for her so she can pet me

By doing something out of your roll, which is punishable.

>DaS2 was the closest souls game to fighting game mechanics.
And why does that matter in a single player RPG with some world PvP?

How the fuck does this lift near dragons later armour that goes down to a slab and up to the lothric fight work? It keeps going down...

Anyone?
I see some decent ones in PVP.

A mouth is fine too.
I guess i can make the armpit thing work as well

>started new character which is supposed to be LCK based
>can't decide if I should use my raw gem on the lucerne for style or longsword/rapier for easymode

I'm going to 110

delete this

> Fixing NPC quests across the board.
> By the looks of it, maybe letting you become a finger without fucking up the Sirris questline.

It's a good day.

What the hell are you talking about?

can you co-op from NG+ to NG with a password? i'm assuming you can't without a password.

also do people stick around in NG or just go to NG+ for co-op/pvp in das3?

...

What if Godzilla was a boss? Would he be unkillable because he's the King of Monsters?

It was deep enough to be interesting and you could outplay people.

Wait
Is there no slutwear this time?
What do you MEAN there is no slutwear?

okay so the optimized invasion build is

>2x sorcery rings + magic clutch + obscuring
>crown of dusk + crystal sage staff + candlestick
>binoculars + soul stream

is this correct?

Remember how the lift near Road of Sacrifice works, and there's your answer

I AM RASHID OF THE TURBULENT WIND!

Storm Lord obviously, it's literally a giant wind blast.

Max legs, reduce body
Enjoy ass

hammer weighs 24.0
at 15 vit you can wear up to 38.5 and fast roll
you can wear 14.5 weight units of armor
10 if you want to use grass crest

reminder this is still at 80, if you want to go 100 you have plenty of additional points to put wherever you want

>whaa whaa I want my memes to be viable

Bravery required ahead,
Try plunging attack

isn't godzilla an alien? pretty sure aliens don't have souls.

When he finally stops acting like a cunt, Orbeck is a cool guy.

you goobergators lost, move the fuck on!

Where's your proof that jump attacks can't be parried then?

>catacombs
>motherfucking HMPH skeletons

>Unkillable hollow versus unkillable monster
How exciting

You can cancel roll attack rolling, you get insane rolling speed (even faster than in ds1) and a very small window of vulnerability if you have high adp. youtube.com/watch?v=q9puMS4EAEU

Does the storm ruler power even work on not yhorm?

Anyone wanna help me out with consumer king?
Sl 43, +2 weapon
pass is: imbad

Why not just play Soul Calibur, Guilty Gear or Street Fighter instead?
They guarantee a fair match and have more ways to outplay your opponent.

When are they applying it?

Same.

DELETE THIS
DARK SOULS 2 IS NOT CANON
DELETE THIS NOW

Godzilla once got knocked into a black hole, then he got bored and breathed fire so fucking hard that it was like 100 times more forceful than the suction of a black hole and he flew out. Godzilla once got bored, decided to take a trip to Hell, solo'd his entire roster of enemies, plus The Thing: Godzilla Edition, killed countless angels and demons, punched Satan in the dick, got bored of being in Hell and went back to Monster Island for a nap. Anybody that thinks Godzilla is even capable of being destroyed is an idiot.

>34 strength
>15 vit
so you want me to fatroll naked and still do less damage than a longsword?

Wait there's two lifts? How did I not fucking realise this. Kill me.

Yeah absolutely.
It's fucked too, has two different spell effects going on, can send people flying.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, but not everyone is going to fucking do it, especially not when they are panicking.

He thought i was dumb so i killed him

>Guilty Gear

So I just reached the Grand Archives with Soul Level 40. Should I go somewhere else first or is this the appropriate level for this?

Yorshka is the child of Gwynevere and Oceiros.

Gwyndolin is her older brother

Painted World DLC confirmed

So uh, sometimes when I invade or get invaded, both the game and Steam freeze and crash.

Anybody else experience this mess?

What's wrong with Guilty Gear?

you know who Gwyneveres daughter actually is?
Gwynevere