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1st for best girl

2nd for best AU

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Can I put my thing in it?

>You walk into gamestop and this guy disintegrates your girl's ass
What do

Bask in the majesty of youth burning at its peak

Tell Naruto that he was trying to come onto Hinata.

probably laugh until I die

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guy looks and sounds like a clown even at serious moments. love him

>You're sitting in a random forest and you hear a faint yell in the distance
>You hear YOU HURT MY RIN
>You look and see this guy
What do

>wait for him to die in 4 seconds
>sweep up his ashes
>eat them and gain his power

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>You punch hinata because you want her but she won't give it up
>Naruto sees it
>This is what is now infront of you
What do?

what can be done anyway? im not pain

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Tell him that I'm the president of the Obito fanclub and ask him if he wants to join.

You try to use sand and then you realize that you are not a user of magnet release, you are dead.

Throw Rin's corpse at him. There's a 50/50 chance he'll try to have sex with it and that'll be my opportunity to escape.

kill myself before he kills me

Reality shifts around you and you can tell this world is not a real one, you use a release and realize that obito is not happy and that the thinks what you are saying is a joke.

Dang

He says this makes it worse and throws a spear at you and kills you.

Have sex with Rin's corpse myself.

If I'm already going to die, I might as well go hard or go home.

Look at him through the hole in Rin's chest and play peek-a-boo

Literal seconds before the incident you think of what could of been and realize that now you'll never get to marry your wife.

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You are dead, you sadly aren't an uchiha and can't use izanagi.

If she's my wife, wouldn't we already be married?

Checkmate, atheists.

Worth. My goal was never to survive.

I use Force Ghost and hound him relentlessly for the rest of his days, whistling catchy Christmas jingles in his ear in C sharp

Sound Four are out tomorrow for season pass, yeah?

being obito at this point must have been the best and worst thing someone can be in that universe at the same time

you have that pain that turns you insane but combat wise you're the literal devil

He wouldn't hurt a harmless little girl, would he?

> New Smash character
> Obito Uchiha
> "He has the pain that turns him insane!"
I back it.

Obito decides to revive you years later
>Why did you do it
is all he asks

My only answer is to stare him dead in the eye and start whistling "We Wish You a Merry Christmas".

press a for quick punch and kick combo
press b + directional to warp to that direction
final smash is a massive tree that grows from the bottom of the stage to the top hitting whatever is in the middle

He calls you a piece of shit and throws out fire tornadoes, he forgets that you're a zombie and can't die, he asks kabuto to unsummon you.

Ask Izumi

She was a sexy teenager by then, not a cute little girl

Still worth. I go back to using Force Ghost and continue whistling. Sometimes I'll whistle some of Konoha's Top 40, just to keep him on his toes.

I don't like the anime at all but god damn that effect where he's just teleporting in and out is cool as fuck way cooler than the circle vacuum thing.

I support this edition.

Izumi is cute but she's a capable ninja.
Hima is just adorable. No threat. Unless you have a weak heart

I was originally going to do this with this tobi but i couldn't get him to just stand still so i said fuck it.

I think I might be gay for Naruto. I don't know how to feel about it.

He'll sometimes catch himself snapping along to the beat and he tries to stab himself only to phase out at the last moment

This makes me deeply uncomfortable

It makes Hinata deeply comfy

If Minato knew Sage Mode then why didn't he use it while fighting Obito when the Kyuubi was summoned?

>implying you don't want to cuddle with this daki
nobody's that straight, user.

I don't get why that would change anything, sage mode can't stop tailed beasts and it also can't stop his eyeshit

But it would have given him a bigger advantage.

He's terrible at doing it.

i think he means it as in '' if im in such a bad situation why not go all out ''

>Izumi
>Couldn't hurt a younger weaker coolest guy
>Himawari
>Cold knocked out a god
hmmm

Is it more or less gay to be attracted to this megane Naruto?

I mean this Naruto is a bit more girly, but also more gay himself. Isn't it more manly to not like girly things? If boy's love girly men are aimed at hetero girls, then isn't bara the most into and aimed at the same sex and therefore the gayest?

Kind of situation you face in fighting games and action RPG. You might have the power but if you dont connect you're fucked. Sage mode is not easy to control and takes a heavy toll on the user.

Don't do this to me

But it wouldn't, minato said that all sage mode does is make him slower
>Man all about speed
>Lets go slow

>Sage Mode makes you slower.
>Que Jiraiya and Naruto in Sage Mode.
Bull. Shit.

Jariya and naruto were good at it, minato was not.

Because Minato having Sage Mode wasn't added until the War arc. Classic Kishimoto.

It would've meant he could have given a better beatdown to Obito. Increased speed and strength is always good. Not having to HIT with your jutsu is a bonus. He already pretty much fought him to a stalemate.

Clearly you didn't read my post
>No threat. Unless you have a weak heart
He's a god but he was WEAK

Do what?

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>Somehow was able to master the Bijuu Cloak while dead.
>Can't master Sage Mode when even Kabuto could do it.

Kabuto had ninja roids

Can you imagine having to explain something like this to someone?

>Cold knocked out a god
He had his guard down. It's just like with Goku getting hurt by a rock.

The difference here is that goku was asleep and naruto was standing staring at the threat.
Bijuu cloak made him faster.

Don't go down the "is it gay or not" trap like the endless futa discussions, user. Just enjoy it.

>Bijuu cloak made him faster.
But how was he able to do it? He wasn't even alive to learn it, let alone know it.

when you're dead you can still do shit, obito was able to literally come back to life to give kakashi his sharingan.

Not gay but I'd let him fuck me until I came like a whore
N-no homo

XD

Because he had bullshit Kamui dimension-hopping hacks.

Not to mention speed doesn't fucking matter when you can LITERALLY teleport.

I wanna /ss/ with kid naruto.

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Hinata pls

he looks so uncomfortable

How young is too young?

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He looks like he likes it here

uh oh now he's back to not liking it

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pedo pls go

how about incest?

Please go back to the pedo stuff

K

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twofer

Thank you

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Remember kids, it's not pedophilia if one of them is over 30 and just using a Transformation Jutsu to LOOK 12.

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where's the fun in that?