/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>no φ:1
uhh gotards???
it's literally called the GOLDEN ratio

Someone cut RL off.

Dude has had too many beers t b hhh

This conversation is really stupid

>nureotropics
WE JRE NOW
ALPHA BRAIN!

>yfw when britbong tells you about something called "football hooliganism"

benis

xD

mfw

>mfw I watched that entire talk from the start

>yfw dazed will forever bitch and moan and bring up his persecution complex and never get over his permaban

I just took 8 times my prescribed sleeping medication, do I have enough time to play a "quick" mm?

...

yes

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Just imagine rlewis's manly hands on dazed's feminine body thrusting his boipussy.

unffff

yes and if you're over 24 and play video games professionally you should consider your life status

youtu.be/JQDEs8MCVOQ

I feel like benzos would be more popular for a bunch of shut in cs nerds playing these huge events than getting spun taking addy trying to "enhance performance"

that's gay

What did he mean by this?

Is Dazed a cuck talking with a dude who is the sole reason of all his troubles?

>another day where I did absolutely nothing but watch twitch streams

>when you try to use hip language but have no clue what you are talking about

Is talking with your bull cuck behavoir?

What did he mean by this?

FOR FUCKS SAKES LADS UNBAN IBP

>tfw nobody to watch except Shadbase

kill me pham

me 2 will you be my friend

>tfw literally haven't uttered a single word in over 3 days
>tfw over half of the posts itt are me

can i get some dazed caffeine meems?

Guys someone find me a realistic sounding FBI style copypasta to send to all these kids trying to scam me on csgol

they threw a match for skins, like legit steam busted them for it

>dizzykittens thick pasty white thighs

Wew

sure here you go

>moe stream live
>mrw vocaroo.com/i/s1gLfKejGmHM
>title is "Playing my balls off"
>expect to see some cs
>it's another live gambling addiction simulator

he's actually playing cs what are you talking about

dw, within this year we will get to watch his downfall all because of gambling

i love moe though..hes my favorite bear :( :3

So will s1mple only play on shit tier-3 cis teams, now that every top EU and NA teams hate him, and just stream and reminisce of his past glories like dazad and steel?

vid.me/BEE4

First Sodapoppin's crack whore and now this?

lmaoooooooooooo

i don't even know what is going on anymore these girls need to just make a mfc account for fucks sake

>listening to ocean cast
>he's literally falling asleep

>implying she didn't have OBS scenes setup for both

I'm pretty sure she was playing and camming when she dies or something.

Literally double nigger bux

KKona // \\ 4Head

What the fuck is she doing lmao

>Two guys with same clanfag on enemy team obviously walling and aiming

Fucking hell, what a waste of time

i don't understand a word you are attempting to say

This, it looks pretty clear she's showing off on purpose. Silly bitch.

>tfw after watching 5 hours straight of twitch I can now play some cs
>tfw just watching Mohammad Assad instead

Maybe we should watch together?

that sound nice :3

moe has been super boring lately, and he isn't even good when he actually tries. fuck him

>Instantly 3 headshots from super long range with a fucking five seven while I was moving with knife

EPIC

This is pretty cool actually, thumbnails look animated sometimes

Maybe you should post your steam?

>tarik literally follows 9gag twitter
wtf

/cdizzl3

>moe is muslim
>wearing corona shirt
absolutely haram

Hey guy's complete newbie to FPS completely. Just deathmatching nonstop, but having major issues with the wide crosshair when I move. What's the proper way to shoot someone when you run around a corner and see him down the way? Just like tap s?

>molotovs instantly evaporate if they hit the edge of something

Nice game gogurts

He also says god damnit all the time
#notarealmuslimbruv

>G*d says "worship no idol but me"
>christians worship jesus anyway

i would suck on those titties

who do you fap to between rounds?

>lose a couple hundred $ worth of skins trying to bet on matches
>made up all my money and more betting on roulette sites
>getting the urge to bet on matches again

I miss the good ol days where iBP vs any NA team was basically free skins 99% of the time.

exhentai.org/g/927749/00e28f9376/

or whatever else I can find.

I usually scan icons and a thumbnail catches my eye I MMB it and move on until the page hits the bottom. If I have more than 4-7 tabs, I go to the next pace and then start reading the other tabbed ones from b4.

Rince and repeat

>exhentai.org/g/927749/00e28f9376/

>draw a flat futa
>call it a boy

Is anyone else feeling this feel right now?

yeah, you just hold down the opposite movement key, fire a shot, then move back to cover by releasing the key you were holding in the first place

like:

a -> a+d -> click -> d

>flat futa
>no vagina visible

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>gayanimechick

>draw cute boy
>call it a futa

what

Who's winning the next major?

Tyloo

me

Who ever invites me over to watch ;3

Thoughts on girls playing csgo?

is it just me or does emongg look like the biggest cuck in the cs scene?

gross

>posting girls on /csgog/

normies aren't allowed here

she kinda looks like lolyou

i agree

cute boys only

me way back and to the left

youtube.com/watch?v=A1zkfomqp1Q

why me, what have i been chosen for.

>Field-Tested

go back to reddit

>dragon lore

>owns a karambit doppler already
>uploads a video with sound ranging from barely audible to ear-splitting

literally neck yourself, you're irredeemable

thats not me bud, but ok. read the description fagbot