/dsg/ - Dark Souls General

Ancient Wyvern is far, far worse
At least Ancient Dragon dies in a reasonable amount of time and doesn't have bullshit hitboxes

TO the guy roleplaying as Ludwig

You're the best person in these threads.

its easier to click :3c

>I've defended DaS2 pretty hard in the past

delete it right now

>Lothric and Lorian's soul originally gave a scythe and a shield

>Dancer's weapon was a fucking bow

How would those boss fights have gone?

xth for Pump-a-rum.

fuck i love that sword. if thats you then stop being a bitch with the throwing knives

Bloodborne had the best music out of all the games. Prove me wrong.

AHAH

HAHAHAHAA

AHAAHAHAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAAHAAAA

>if you die you must wait an hour before posting

I NEED FIREKEEPER LEWDS STAT

I want to love it, but they betray me
Why can't they just make the dude he made Fume Knight manager

I would understand if you were mad at vanilla Ancient Dragon, but there's absolutely no reason for anger at Scholar's Ancient Dragon.

Are you implying Ancient Wyvern takes time to kill at all?

Can't. It's the only one recorded with a real proper orchestra and choir and not samples.

It legitimately sounds immense. More effort was made with the bloodborne OST than was made with a large portion of DaS3, IMHO

did you get those mixed up?

>Darkmoon is STILL fucked
I guess it's time to go make a sorcerer for Aldritch Faithfuls then. If ya can't beat 'em.

Has faith just been completely fucked this time?
Half the weapon which require faith, don't even scale on it.
Lighting miracles barely tickle the enemies.

/fuckpate/

oh no user

did you do what I think you did

Any other tool you would recommend instead?
I like them for some ranged pressure.

SL?

...

Why do people when it comes to New Game+ always say stuff like "now the real game begins" or "you haven't seen anything so far"?

New Game+ is always piss easy compared to your first run. You know about all the cheap trial and error attacks of enemies, probably still have memorized their shitty telegraphing, have strongs weapons etc. Does anyone really die more often on his second run than on his first?

I literally had more trouble on my Hero Mode/no shield Zelda SS run than on all my second Souls runs, and this game is considered very easy.

BIG

FUKKEN

LOL

>bit my arm
>bit my controller
>punched a hole in the wall
>broke my Day One Edition game case
Dark Souls III is pretty shit, to be honest.

Knights crossbow in your left hand

no use your sword

Just made my second character which I wanted to make a thief/dex build.
The starting dagger is complete shit so do any of you know good weaps or armors to aim for in a thief build?
And also what are the stats I should level first, I assumed VIT because thiefs have barely any health, but not sure.

also rate my waifu

>go hollow in dark souls 1
>turn into beef jerky

>go hollow in dark souls 2
>turn into green beef jerky

>go hollow in dark souls 3
>rub vaseline all over your body

NG+ in Dark Souls 3 is a joke. Dark Souls 2 was at least superior in that respect.

If I'm not mistaken, Tanimura was in charge of that. The problem was that DkSII started off with a different lead, who had no clue what the fuck he was doing, so most of the base game was Tanimura doing damage control on a poorly made game.

Faith requires ACTUAL FAITH.

Many weapons that have "no faith scaling" actually do get X portion of the weapon scaled by faith.

Wolnir's swords wog gets more AR with faith, but it doesn't tell you that. Same with Morne's.

You need ACTUAL FAITH

Why? Ancient Dragon is literally just a mechanics fight. He goes in the air, you run away. He lands, you beat him in the face. I beat him with with a fucking fist build with Vanquisher's Ring.

I mean you could also just cheese him by making him stomp all the time too, but that's a pretty lame way to fight him.

ng+ in demon's souls will fuck you up

doing old hunters on ng+ is also hell

You poor soul.

Well, congratulations for having the patience to do it.

>>go hollow in dark souls 3
>>rub vaseline all over your body
You still look like beef jerky though.

>gets rekt by epin 10 damage throwing toothpicks
>y-you're the b-bitch

Have one. Don't play it. Focus on PvE, enjoy the adventure. If you're burnt out, play another game.

I have no idea why people play PvP MODES like Souls or GTA online when there are much better and more comples PvP GAMES like Street Fighter, Counter Strike etc.

>get Nameless King health down to M in his name
>die
>mfw broken inside

>Black Knight Glaive

SHIT THIS WEAPON IS NICE

HALBERDS IN GENERAL ARE PRETTY FUN

>being autistic enough to get physically violent over a video game

30 with a +3 weapon

>What the fuck is this idiot talking about?
>OH MY GOD

>I still haven't beaten NG+ Orphan
BOY OH BOY DO I LOVE DYING IF I GET HIT BY ONE MOVE.

>getting so salty you break shit
What are you fucking 7? You're supposed to grow out of that shit.

So, friends, what gesture triggers you the most?

>bit my arm

seek help you autistic faggot

I would pump all my rum into her if you catch my driver's licence.

Nnnnnnn for Pickle-pee.

tfw servers are still fucked and can't see a single summon sign at dragon barracks or pontiff and can't invade

>everything fucks you up just as you recover
why did they shit up the BB mechanism where everything is faster than a fucking bullet but was still fair

Did they actually reduce its health in SOTFS?

None. they really need to put no way back in the game.

quiet resolve

Beat him in three attempts, with a Zweihander, on my first run of the game.
C'mon my main man.

I'll try it out.
I feel like I use the running attack way too often though.
Don't get me wrong and I love the PvE. But I already got all the achievement and played through it with a few extra characters. Not much to do until the dlcs for me.

>Want to make a tank
>Remember I'm playing DaS3
why even have havel's in the game, man

The only good greathammer in the game is the one that has the halberd spin2win.

Cooincidence? Nope.

For some reason Ceaseless Discharge was much harder for me than on my first run and I had a lot of trouble beating him. Everything was easier.

This. I don't know why they didn't to ng+ with ds2 style. Miyazaki must be extremely salty about ds2 in general.

>paying out the ass for sugar pills, and for "doctors" to tell you things you already know

has anyone been having trouble just connecting to the network since the patch? I literally cannot even connect to the server anymore. I could do so before, and it would drop every once in a while but it was bearable...but now...nothing. Please tell me im not the only one.

>being a bitch with the throwing knives
Explain.

I don't get triggered, I just associate "Hey" spamming with the most obnoxious normalfags.

>fight someone
>both 1 hit away from death
>instead of having an intense showdown, i'll throw rapid toothpicks at them!

wow you sure showed him faggot

It used to be applause. Faggot invaders killing me, and then applauding over my corpse. After it happened enough, I found myself applauding over the corpses of assholes who invaded me. Since I don't do invasions I don't do it to hosts. Still, pissed me off for the longest time.

Don't really have a second most hated. Patches Squat is just silly.

guess whos the loser? the one who didnt take a ranged weapon
fuck off

They didn't reduce his HP, but they did cut his fire breath down to a two-hit kill.

If it makes you feel any better, my friend apparently did the same thing by trying to beat the Wyvern by hitting it in its' face and actually succeeded.

>From puts working flails in bloodborne used by enemys against you
>meets you halfway by giving you a whip club at least, kind of close

>Dark Souls 3 shows off a fucking CHAIN AXE

>You can't get it or anything like it

PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY GOOD.

>MOM THEY CHEATED CALL XBOX

Cause don't you love seeing all your nostalgic shit in the game man?
This game feels like Dark souls: Get ready to Remember

none, I love doing curl up though.

That outfit looks familiar.
Mlgpvper?

The one where they use prostration over and over.

PS4? I couldn't either. MAD as fuck, pvp is literally all I wanted to do tonight.

>what is mornes

But actually thats broken. Bleeds pretty much a guaranteed trigger with the combo

>Why?
Because many people don't like bad gameplay/game design for one.

I'm surprised this went under the radar for me. It's really cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=qxhMIBOnYbE

Hell, even Bloodborne was better. At least you could feel the difficulty ramped up a bit, especially in the DLC.

>decide to try out the most practical looking polearm, the Red Hillted Halberd
>It does the same damage as the longsword
>Except with higher stamina cost, slower swing speed, and no horizontal coverage on the usable attacks

Why the fuck is everything in the game so much worse than straight swords? I swear I try to diversify, but I find literally no reason to use anything else. The single use I've seen out of non-longswords is long reach like on the spears, but that's fucking it.

Clappy clap. Legion Etiquette in a few rare cases.

Point down. It's insanely rude.

>get gangbanged
>point down
Eat literal shit motherfucker.

Nope, the new patch fucking broke the ps4 servers.

anyone? please?

>Get basic halberd
>Short range
>Limited almost entirely to jabs
>Damage is nothing special
>Switch to Lucerne
>mfw
Halberds are the best in all three games.

>get someone down to 1 health because they buffed with Tears
>they switch to a rapier/estoc/flame surge and start rolling around like a bitch
I'll keep my throwing knives, thanks.

>tfw luck/str has only 1 weapon

At least its a decent one

>fight someone
>both 1 hit away from death
>he rushes at me for le epic samurai kill
>pull my crossbow off my back and shoot him in the kneecap