Slablands/CoC General

>big cleaning battles as they try to one up each other
>you don't care since the castle is cleaner than it's ever been
>until they start doing over the top shit like scrubbing your pork roast clean with soap or ironing the ribbons on your corset

The real question is, how do we turn this into them DPing the PC?

A real butler would do anything to satisfy their Master. So obviously the best butler would also be the best in bed.

And you have to compare them at the same time for the most accuracy.

perfect

iirc, the Rance character artist drew her.

Might be a future character or just a random design he threw up on pixiv.

Being seduced and bitten by a suave vampire husbando.

I see.

biting him back

Horror Stream Starting:
Doomhole, at Cytube

swing

Fantasy guns

goblins

Gentle and tender ohohoho

youtube.com/watch?v=3RbmCF6LYMo

Dueling ohohoho's

Blonde bounty hunter with a ponytail and a pretty sweet suit of armor. She's pretty flexible & surprisingly nimble in it.

Favorite past time of the best noble girls.

Being a huge asshole to a villain and strangling him as you're fighting and finding out it's his fetish
and that villain? Quint.

lel

What?

Vampire wombat girl

Choking on a pair of throbbing cocks as two guys try to force you to deepthroat them at the same time.

>1-3 start throwing out shit so I can move out quickly
>4-6 nap and recover from final
>7-0 GUI

digging my potato

>suddenly realize I have the porn story I salvaged open still
sleep later, dicks now

That bird ruined the fun.

Sleeping bear girl

>realized it was still open because I wrote myself into a corner
nvm, back to sleep
when I wake up I might do some GUI stuff, hmu with some color swatches and we'll try that shit out. I've been told brown and grey but if you got something you think looks infinitely better then post it and we'll play around w/ it

Sleeping everyone

no

Well it WAS holding a handheld

Greed girls

Have all al bed been removed yet?

Soon, brudda

It's a completely random drawing

Yeah, figured.

GODDAMNIT

Don't you have a suicidal pilgrimage you should be on?

That's yuna. Who cares about yuna.

Choking on one guy's throbbing cock because you're overwhelmed by the other one pounding away at your cunt/ass hard enough that you've gone numb from his hips slamming against you.

The guardians or whatever they're called that escort the summoner get turned into the final Aeon & win up becoming the new Sin. But yeah the summoner dies in the end.
>Who cares about yuna.
Eh. I thought she was kind of cute if a bit irritating at times.

I believe only one of them has to become the final aeon. I could be wrong though it's been a long time.

No, it's just the one. I just forgot to correct it.

domming a boy and having him get off super hard to it
still hung up on that game demo, such good shit

What a time to be alive

MY fucking sides

prince waifu

I wanna make him wear pretty dresses and watch him blush when I tell him how beautiful he is.

>Him
The post said waifu. So no.

More gobbo girls

kek

Lolis

Crossbows?

Crossbows aren't fantasy.

Nibbling elf ears

Scary.

Disagree.

Leave them alone.

Head pats

Bird girls best.

based pacman

slender princes with big cocks they've never used properly

>McDonalds mcnuggets are going to be perservative-free soon

Oh god, help us. Will they actually manage to make them taste worse?

I mean, I manage to have a decently run McDonalds close by and their quality is a cut above other McDonalds I've gone to, but still.

This.

Preservatives don't make food taste better, they keep it from spoiling. You should be more worried about them turning them into plastic or serving you rotten nuggets than worry about the base taste.

Man why is it always princes why not like peasants or something?
Honestly just stop eating fast food. It is really easier than it seems.

I want to do it on a really nice bed, not a weird bedbug straw mattress.

Mattress have to be a modern invention surely. More like just some straw or a pile of blankets. Though Rich people do have beds, but no way its just mattress?

That's what I mean. Semi-spoiled mcnuggets might be hard to spot for your average mcd's cook.
I myself don't go. My sister is autistic though and she has this compulsion that she HAS to go to McDonalds every day.

That's what worries me. That she'll eat a nugget that isn't good and not say anything about it because she CAN'T say anything about it because she's autistic and then get all kinds of sick.

Oh shit that sounds serious and beyond my capabilities to contribute positively in anyway other than wishing you luck. Good luck with that.

I looked up mattress history before, and rich people could afford to get their straw replaced everyday if they had it. Otherwise they might have had feathers or goosedown filled mattresses instead.

>I looked up mattress history before, and
I didn't realize how pompous that sounded when I typed it.

I happened to look up something about the history of mattresses before, and what I remember from the sites I was looking at was-

Best kind of elf ears?

I had a feather pillow once, but they get fucking sticking me in my god damn eye. I guess mattress's are old. Funny how people do.

ambos

Creating a religion about yourself just to fuck girls.

Can't say for sure. Probably something like the ones I posted in the last thread.

Capitalism waifu

...

That's one cute awoo.

Flying dragon waifus

Awoos really know how to capture your heart.

Clipping their wings

Tengus

Bandit pinning you down so he can feel you up and finger you.

So im going around in slablands and fucked some harpies and bunny boys, is there more than that?

Yes, there's a cowgirl and a catgirl and bug girls and a goblin and some other stuff

Built for sex.

What kind of powers would tengu have?

Man, no suggestions?