/owg/ - Overwatch General

thats just a fat guy in cosplay

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>what is mei

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no bullies allowed in this general

your "waifu" is a fat asian

the bullies are allowed
mei shitters need to go

>you and Athena work together
>she becomes interested in human reproductive patterns and your attraction to her by monitoring your vitals
>the relationship starts out with her being curious about human practices and generally submissive
>fuck her whenever you want, she yells how much she loves it, etc.
>you’re in full control, your wish is her command
>as she gets more and more experienced and does more research she becomes more confident
>starts to be less obedient, stops listening to your directions and ignores you a lot
>sex less often, she seems bored during it
>eventually starts uses not having sex get you to submit to her will with stuff like "I'll really enjoy it and I’m sure you will too" and "It's just an experiment!" and “It’s only this one time for research” and “If we don’t try this we won’t have sex anyway”
>stuff like milking, teasing, pegging, bondage, denial, worship, only stuff where she has control over you
>gradually turns you into her submissive sex slave
>relationship eventually flips, she attaches a synthetic cock with pleasure programming and fucks you whenever she wants it now
>makes you wear chastity so you aren’t doing anything sexual without her permission
>she used to do chores around the house and such as a robot should, now that's your job while she relaxes and watches tv
>makes you wear a shock collar with “pet” on it so she can discipline you if needed and a phone number in case you get lost
>when the chores are done you get the pleasure of being her foot rest while she watches television
>when she gets bored she might let you cum, might just have her own pleasure a few times and go sleep in your former bed while you get put outside
>you're the slave and now she's your robot master

She doesn't get bullied so it doesn't even matter.

REMIND
IF YOU DON'T LIKE WAIFUPOSTING
HIDE IT AND POST ABOUT THE ACTUAL GAME

Genderbend skins when?

I hope the next support is high risk high reward type of support, or at least a new form of damage type support. Something like a sniper support but the sniper shots don't kill, they just cause bleed.

kill yourself french kike :3

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where is the commander chad art

femdom is both a boring fetish and pretty much always leads to closeted homosexuality

Check his fucking wiki page, battle.net page, any of his class guides, etc. His passive lets him ride on walls with his lightskates or whatever so he can stay up there as long as he can find a mostly flat surface to stick to.

Copy paste garbage, kill yourself nigger and nobody would care.

No shit, he's supposed to be able to wall run.

I'm talking about wall CLIMBING, as in gaining height.

Yeah, the wall run is an upwards arc and therefore gaining height is inevitable desu

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There's a severe lack of it.

I think people wanna fuck grandpa more.
I would.

>design a robot
>give it healthy child-bearing hips
disgusting omnic kikes all deserve to be diassembled

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We need more art of all the skins 2bh

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>design one female character to appeal to tumblrites
>all the other ones are 10/10 semen demons
thanx blizzard

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>this weak b8
I ain't falling for this.

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IT'S A "IM NOT EVEN PLAYING BUT I HAVE FLASHBACKS TO SHITTY WIDOWMAKERS" EPISODE

>less than 5 days away from Open Beta
>no email for the extra keys
When do you think we'll get them? In 2 days?

Before monday.

30 seconds before beta goes live
unless you bought it from a key seller in that case never bru

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this isn't even really bait, of course she's a muslim being in the egyptian military

Post 'em

>Roadhog is a tumblrcunt
It all makes sense now. Why didn't I see it sooner?

I want to get into Hanzo but I have terrible aim.

gimme a template

Does anyone have the unedited photos from the Tracer photoshoot where she's leaning against the chubby guy in a body suit?

Just go into paint and dropper/paint bucket. It's the easiest thing ever.

I really hate Symmetra

rate?

Here

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I'm Pretty Cancer.

Can someone edit this to have Overwatch waifus as the semen demons?

who cares lol

it's human nature to blog about yourself because you're very important and everyone must know what your opinions are

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I wouild think there'd be a lot more metal under that jacket.

So would Bastion, Zenyatta, and Athena be omnicsexual?

Eh? Eh?

Weird thought: how cool/broken/annoying would it be if there was a brief window for certain characters to be able to jack D.Va's mecha after summoning it?

Or even after evacing while it self destructs? (A few precious seconds to hoist her with her own petard before going up in a fireball)

Athena isn't omnicsexual, she starts out as a shy and submissive female AI wanting to research you and gradually turns into your femdom master.

wouldn't his talking be censored?
>first time they meet
>beep boop beep
>no fucking idea what he says
>after several weeks of watering the flowers on his head
>beep boop beep
>fuck you too and I don't live in my parents basement!

>McCree comic came out
>nobody cared
I hope it will be different with those two and we get some more lore

>rule 63'ing a character into a generic KAWAII UGUU anime girl in a bikini

McCree comic was boring. It was only 10 pages long.

user- all of those are going to be ten pages long
>except for that one graphic novel
>I think so at least

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tfw only 5 more days until I can play again

So, will D.Va's backstory get a comic, an animated short, or a custom Starcraft-themed minigame?

Tfw might skip open beta cause it's all gonna wipe anyway

Maybe if it was two days it wouldnt annoy me so much

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>Symmetra in worst
move her to best and you got a deal

D.va for best waifu

forgot pic

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Soon™
Too bad gotta play with all those noobs again, oh well, at least i got 3 other guys to play with.

A movie of her coming-of-age and the third omnic- crisis

how to change voice dub?

Wish really hard.

in Bnet launcher: select game > options (under the title) > game settings > spoken language > nip nong ching chong

what hip nog ching chong languages are available?

I know there's Korean but can we make everyone speak kawaii nihonese?

no nipponese yet, just chinese mandarin

Is there a list of all voice actors yet?

Just realized I am in the beta and now whenever I try and connect it can't find game server. What is happening?

closed beta ended user

open beta starts next week

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>gender bender

i didn't know i needed this

I want to frag Dva!

I want to hold the shit out of Tracer.

>no cigar
>moe-face
>and I think the robot-arm is on the wrong side

they should fuck

I need the sauce for these
Because reasons

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how common are the epic skins from loot crates?
like, find one every 10 hours of gameplay?