Dota 2 - /d2g/

King_Martha
King_Martha

INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/687
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/140282309/video-games
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/GwCsJanZYfsU4DWoXtLWHw==/page/1/
twitter.com/MoonMeanderated/status/725529212682006529
twitter.com/Blitz_DotA/status/725436137083297792
dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
raw.githubusercontent.com/dotabuff/d2vpkr/master/dota/scripts/npc/npc_abilities.txt
a.pomf.cat/hlbllk.webm
discord.gg/0dRxGYLssGNJTAPj
twitchtv/beyondthesummit
twitter.com/AdmiralBulldog/status/725600487635079168
veekyforums.com/thread/140355179/video-games

whereismyname
whereismyname

veekyforums.com/thread/140282309/video-games
reminder that, on Veeky Forums, exclamations marks are a shibboleth of a gigaNEET

TreeEater
TreeEater

nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What went wrong?!?!

SniperWish
SniperWish

Glimmer Cape is still the most broken Item in the game

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

post new meta builds

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

reminder

literally fucking SCAN
literally fucking spell damage scaling with int

King_Martha
King_Martha

Go fuck yourself!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

my team is always full of beaners

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

so if scan is read that means there are enemies right?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Yeah

also it doesn't work on rosh pit so it's basically fucking useless

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

support thinks he's allowed to use allchat

cum2soon
cum2soon

How is arc warden supposed to be played now?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Everyfucking NA qualifier a team with less than 3 games gets invited

Snarelure
Snarelure

using a time machine so you can go back to when he was good

King_Martha
King_Martha

you dont play him at all now. the hero just might as well not have been ported. just give pitlord

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

We are literally League of Legends now aren't we senpai?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You don't. He's gutted. Techies 6.85 gutted

Booteefool
Booteefool

You're a shitty hero but there's two of you so if you're really good it might add up to slightly better than one normal hero.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

he's a position 4 support who farms abyssal blade

Emberburn
Emberburn

shitters don't build a shitload of disables on him now and double up on the amount of times they can disable enemies in teamfights

It's like you don't want to take advantage of the heavily reduced cooldown on the ultimate itself.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

want to use scan strategically
team keeps puting it in enemy jungle every time it is off cooldown
even if there is an enemy there we are in no position to do anything about it

likme
likme

why is her left tit bleeding?

Evilember
Evilember

Lion mek instead of a Dagger.
ES Shadow Blade instead of a dagger
ES Aghas meme
Riki Tranquils and Basher meme

I've seen enough shit for today.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

ring of repick

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

so uhh

how do you play him in 6.87?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

nobody has any fucking clue what teams are good and what teams are bad

major right around the corner

ESL forced valve to cram the patch in a bad time so everything gets fucked up

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ES Shadow Blade instead of a dagger

But he has both, for whatever reason.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why we have heroes with 3 passives?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

ESL is the absolute madman.

Supergrass
Supergrass

essentially this

also build midas farming item (mael/necro) bots into disables

Methshot
Methshot

pike magnus
Absolute madman

Supergrass
Supergrass

people think echo shitter is good except in niche cases
such a shibboleth of bads

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

valve could have literally just released the patch a week after shanghai
instead they let shitty meme tourneys get in the way

a reminder that over saturation of esports is STILL killing dota

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

people still wont stop buying it and ruining my games

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

it's a n-new item so it's g-good

b-but F-FREE stuff

every patch*

* with new items

Snarelure
Snarelure

pretty sure merlini said valve had only just finished it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

memes are all well and good, but i'd like to know what icefrog's thought process was behind the changes. He wouldn't just turn the hero into complete shit with no thought behind any sort of plan.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yep, you're right.

Also BKB Ember against both Legion and Magnus.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Guess the hero /d2g/!

Illusionz
Illusionz

did the valvebro ever follow up with any other posts? was it really all just a ruse? it had to be an imposter, right?

pls dont get my hopes up i dont want to be here any longer

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

all these anti-dota changes and mechanics

2016
STILL falling for the insiderbro meme

more reddit than reddit itself tbqh

Supergrass
Supergrass

Sniper will never EVER be relevant, as long as each time someone picks him, the entire enemy team picks counters

King_Martha
King_Martha

you do realise that the common consensus about the hero on release was that he was made as a joke right?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

one question. I want to buy the winter pass, how long before the thing ends?

w8t4u
w8t4u

lol Drow with Dragon Lance just BARELY outranges towers so you can backdoor without taking any damage

Methnerd
Methnerd

boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/GwCsJanZYfsU4DWoXtLWHw==/page/1/

four hundred and six results

Don't worry user I'm sure it will be a meme soon

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

drow doesn't do enough damage to backdoor?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yes she does?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

i cried for 2 days
They kicked their boy
I hope god is gonna make a justice
this cancel faggot is breaking down on stream

eGremlin
eGremlin

user, what is best hero?
STR
INT
AGI

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I have about as much respect for this patch as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is a video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. It is nothing more than memes enjoyed by simplistic redditors. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

It is the most depraved infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is cellphone games. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is gamer gear. It is casual. It is League of Legends.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

hp = damage now so str

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Tiny
Windrunner
Weaver
I am the 1v5.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I just played a game of this patch and I spent the entire match repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my chair for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

Ayy totally not league lmao.
If you like it you're in the wrong place.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is anyone here good at Brewmaster? What does an ideal Brewmaster game look like? How does he fit into this memeorchid meta where he can't cast split for shit?

cum2soon
cum2soon

this fucking patch

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Dota 2 is League of Legends now
STILL no loli hero
dotoasts?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

no mention of glib facsimile
Shit pasta

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

With Dota 2 copying LoL, and LoL copying Dota 2, how long until the two coalesce into one?

happy_sad
happy_sad

venomancer jungle with wards

4:30 hand of midas
buy literally anything you want
you can clear the entire jungle once per minute

just lay 2 wards outside each camp and inbetween 2 camps you lay 3 wards
max poison sting and you're just running back and forth aggroing camps and tapping them once with poison sting

each plague ward does 1976 EHP in physical damage during its lifetime. For comparison, a large centaur has 1364 EHP, it can be killed by a single plague ward. Thats not even counting poison sting

you could go fast blink/aghanims/veil, or you could go something crazy like radiance manta octarine travels, or you could build pure dps with silver edge phase bloodthorn bkb

likme
likme

Viper

hairygrape
hairygrape

Bounty Hunter or Slardar

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

the guy who carried you to victory
thank you sir. have a bunny

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

deeee twoooooooo fucking geeeeee

this patch mangs

happy_sad
happy_sad

Id give it a year or two. I wonder which is gonna be less shit though.

DeathDog
DeathDog

That's a cute bunny.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ywn have loli phoenix

Firespawn
Firespawn

that's a supernormal stimulii
yes it is

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

got generic firebird instead

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Does watching anime make you better at dota?

MPmaster
MPmaster

thank god

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

slahsers way am is pretty legit now. Vangaurd > threads > sn/oy > manta > ac/mjolnner / abyssal

you are unkillable almsot throughout the whole game if you play right

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You're all WRONG

This is the build of this patch btw

Illusionz
Illusionz

No aghas

Lunatick
Lunatick

watch NGNL
8 game winstreak
watch Lain
3 game losing streak
Only fun anime makes you better.

girlDog
girlDog

dumb AnimeNEET

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Maybe with an Alchemist. You need more slots.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Lich is an alpha male this time around.
Getting so many fucking kills early game I snowball out of control and my team farms for free.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

that has nothing to do with your dota performance. masturbating tho...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you are unkillable almsot throughout the whole game if you play right
your enemies are also unkillable because you have no farm and no damage

Illusionz
Illusionz

lich is the best support in the game
clan Iraq was so right it wrapped around to him being right again

alright good night gulag

You ARE on a healthy natural sustainable sleep cycle where you wake up with the sun rising, right user?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

new hero bunnie gyaru. discuss

cum2soon
cum2soon

I go to bed with the sun rising desu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Is Diffusal viable on Weaver now that ranged heroes get 40 mana burn on hit?
Seems like the 8 purges would be really useful in case you get dusted.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

deso
vlads

No damage drow new meta?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

No damage with 60 free agility and a Deso and Vlads damage aura

dumb pedoNEET

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Are you ready for the latest and greatest in 6.87's meme hero technology?

Inmate
Inmate

400 damage in the fucking picture right there
no damage

Flameblow
Flameblow

Seems like the 8 purges would be really useful in case you get dusted.
not that useful since you still have haste even if they can see you, and your ult purges you

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

sb
very small damage boost

boots
also no damage

hurricane pike
terrible damage for its cost

vlads
ayy, 15%

deso
mid game item that's more used for pushing

sny
ayy again

You shouldn't be doing this little damage that late into the game with that amount of gold.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yeah but you can still die when hasted, it's not like Weaver is exceptionally durable.
Plus that's 40 mana burn on hit and he can do two attacks at once, and it's also 36 agility.

Illusionz
Illusionz

And you shouldn't be posting here if you're under 1k mmr.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why would I play Arc Warden when I could just double midas with Lone Druid?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

OK, but dust is already not very good against weaver for the two reasons stated. dusting him doesn't stop him running around at 522 speed with no collision, and he can freely purge it with his ult every 60/50/40 (16 with agh's) seconds.

it'd be like buying diffusal on slark and saying "the purge could be useful to get rid of dust on you". that's technically true, but he already has a purge, and doesn't doesn't stop him from leaping/ulting

Flameblow
Flameblow

arc warden's double midas cost half as much

whereismyname
whereismyname

Fuck my most wanted hero has been pitlord since phoenix was released

Pretty sure the abyssal blade change was made for him.

You will never get to play the passive-anchorsmash, +25 damage after first wave, +250 damage after a wipe to push, good-macropyre, unique-vacuum/root team bots travel hero

Waiting for the almost double passive 45 second divines after a team diebacks thinking they can damage you

whereismyname
whereismyname

but it takes twice as much time/space to farm

Lunatick
Lunatick

finally got home from uni so I can post on /d2g/ for about 2 weeks, been at uni for so long I don't want to post any more because I had to lurk for 5 months, Anyway buff techies you frozen frog fuck

Snarelure
Snarelure

His plan is literally to appease Redditors, there is no thinking for the long term, everything is done for the maximum amount of upvotes for being epic and provocative. And there's the little memes like support buffs because of the "support life is hard" Reddit meme.

SniperWish
SniperWish

where is Pit Lord

Techpill
Techpill

delaying item progression

SniperGod
SniperGod

enchant received no notable nerfs
osfrog gives him hurricane pike

dotards?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

explain how LD magically gets more farm out of a lane than AW? or are you about to tell me about your epic afk jungle for 10-20 minutes LD strategy?

Booteefool
Booteefool

thinks playing carry or initiator takes any skill
You go in and spam skills, so fucking hard. You even get a babysitter to help you through early and mid stages!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sit solo offlane
Get 6
Kill the enemy duo/trilane
Take tower with earth panda
Go mid
Kill mid
Buy blink
Take mid tower
End game

RumChicken
RumChicken

be Terrorblade
have 10 armor at level 1
regenerate 3 hp/second
literally unkillable
le illusions of 10k tower damage
no one picks me for some reason

Why have you forsaken the Lord of Edge, /d2g/?

w8t4u
w8t4u

explain how LD magically gets more farm out of a lane than AW?
he isn't Arc Warden
he is Lone Druid

FastChef
FastChef

2gd is actually 5k mmr

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Good job missing the point to say something irrelevent, cuntstain.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

twitter.com/MoonMeanderated/status/725529212682006529
what did he mean by this?

whereismyname
whereismyname

spams silencer
now you know how to get out of 1k

Snarelure
Snarelure

Dota 2 is a dead game.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Was Puck's change a typo or did orb literally get buffed by 1 ms

askme
askme

buff techies

Techies is fine, but you'll be mad when Suicide cd is reduced to 50s

idontknow
idontknow

calling "initiator" a separate role like carry or support
are you retarded? jungle enigma is an initiator, yet also a support. safelane void is an initiator, yet also a carry

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm scared of nukes

w8t4u
w8t4u

i want to fuck ramzes :3

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

it was actually buffed. in the abilities file for puck's orb:
"03"
{
"var_type" "FIELD_INTEGER"
"orb_speed" "651"
}

MPmaster
MPmaster

Literally got Reddit maymay'd.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I just tipped the FBI have fun in jail you pedophile.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

FUCK THIS GAME UNTIL BLADE MAIL IS NERFED

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

EG plays when I wake up

Nice, thank you greasy slavs

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Implying the fbi don't already lurk /d2g/

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

He could win ESL on his birthday ;_;

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ramzes is 16!!

FastChef
FastChef

How so?

askme
askme

Me too anone :(

Wished he won, so cute touching his legs ;_;

5mileys
5mileys

So now that Lich is the great blue bull of exp cuckening to the maximum power, how do you build him up?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Just watch it get an important kill/narrow escape in manila

JunkTop
JunkTop

Hey reddit how do you play dragon knight?
I got this cool cosmetic on him but I don't know how to play , any tips will be appreciated. Thanks in advance reddit!

Lunatick
Lunatick

exp cuckening
How so?

Soft_member
Soft_member

i want to marry adelaide and abaddon together

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

echo saber and riki ult interaction?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Oh, hello there.
Never mind me, I'm just here denying you 50% of your exp for free.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Look up "Dragon Knight Standard 6.87 Build" and you'll find the most up to date and well made guide out there, friend! Enjoy your next game!

MPmaster
MPmaster

Is new patch out for Main client yet?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Are there any supports that can possibly compete with lich in pubs?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Also support the guy who made it on PATREON!!

RumChicken
RumChicken

How does pure damage helix make axe meta?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It was pushed out like a few hours after it was released

iluvmen
iluvmen

Absolutely not.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Frozen Toad himself told him to act natural at Shanghai
Got fired for it

happy_sad
happy_sad

Will bristleback reach a 0 damage threshold for bristleback before he recieves a real buff?

Will centaur reach a 200% str multiplier for return before he receives a real buff?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

It doesn't. The blade mail change does.

iluvmen
iluvmen

It's not an Axe meta, but Axe is certainly strong, and more against tanky melee heroes, on whom the meta is turning again into.

Methshot
Methshot

retard carry jumps on axe
he activates blade mail
carry kills himself
Dotards?

TreeEater
TreeEater

blademail gets buffed
pick axe
top 2 hero damage every match

StonedTime
StonedTime

What's the best meme hero this patch, boys?

eGremlin
eGremlin

what hero is free mmr now

idontknow
idontknow

visage who recently dropped to .99% pick rate, a new record.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Because static physical damage is utter trash

Literally every hero can reach +20 armor at 20 minutes now with the over-abundance of cheap armor items

askme
askme

can i kiss you

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

troll warlord with echo saber and diffusal blade

Actually disgusting amounts of damage.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why? Is visage bad?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

NAVI IN 2 AND A HALF HOURS GET HYPED

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

but d2g told me silencer is trash

iluvmen
iluvmen

m-me?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Adelaide?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

16%

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

on the lips

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

No. He was okay and now he's buffed. He's just difficult to play right and convincing the team to let you mid so you actually fucking do something is hard. Also, he was bad for quite a while so nobody is in practice on him and also everybody is testing 687 meme builds of which visage has none.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

It literally evens out with the base health and str changes.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

A WHOLE +60 DAMAGE ON SUNSTRIKE HOLY SHIT

askme
askme

adelaide

RavySnake
RavySnake

Can Wyvern carry now with aghs?

DeathDog
DeathDog

she's not real user.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

WHY DO THEY KEEP BANNING MY MAIN!
FUCK THIS BANNING SYSTEM! WHO WANTED THIS SHIT?

Illusionz
Illusionz

sunstrike
not counting tick spells like icewall and meteor

i bet you didnt even know ice wall dealt damage

Illusionz
Illusionz

not just picking your off-main

don't tell me you don't even have an off-main, user?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

main
rekt

Soft_member
Soft_member

stop picking faggot heroes

Emberburn
Emberburn

All pick
Can't all pick
nice game dotards

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

First LAN on 6.87 kicks off with the Groups WePlayDota2. EG will debut their new squad too. Games begin in 2.5 hrs.

Are we hype?

SniperGod
SniperGod

You only main one hero?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

the banning system is good

see autistic mainer in loading screen
nominate to ban

spergs

Skullbone
Skullbone

Obviously.
A main is literally one (1) character.
I know, why even bother calling this shit All Pick!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Eh, I'm only really looking forward to the first EG vs Secret. 6.87 has reignited my interest in actually playing rather than watching nerds play

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

HOL UP A SECND

+9 damage per cold snap proc
+7.7 damage per second on icewall
+50 max damage on EMP
+57.6 damage on tornado
+86 damage on sunstrike
+29 meteor damage (main) and +5.8 meteor burn damage
+51 damage on deafening blast

ALL THIS
FOR
26K GOLD

YOU HEARD IT BOYS IT B BROKEN

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

implying that build isnt viable

go back to making bkb after you rush aghs you 3k retard

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Please red pill me on 6.87 and who will win this weplay honeypot LAN

TreeEater
TreeEater

sick math bro

Snarelure
Snarelure

tfw no Senjougahara gf

How do you cope?

Flameblow
Flameblow

he's an ass. he lied

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

except that not all damage was increased, so for example rightclick damage is now proportionately worse off because of health+str changes, and heroes who deal mostly spell damage but don't have high INT (like pudge) are left worse off

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Does Spell Amp work on Radiance?

happy_sad
happy_sad

No one was discussing the viability of the build you illiterate moron

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

eg is literally stronger now than they've ever been. muh DESIGNATED dunkman was literally carried by ppd and it shows

StonedTime
StonedTime

You will never be James

happy_sad
happy_sad

him mentioning the amount of gold spent in that ridiculous all-caps method is equivalent to calling the build shit and useless. fuck off and learn to read between the lines you autistic tard. do you fail to tell emotion from people's eyes too? as if you go out to see enough people at all

Inmate
Inmate

want to pick CK
3 enemies pick, no CK counters
pick CK
enemy picks Void and Lion

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

decide to try Weaver for the first time
they instapick Bounty
do good in lane, enchantress tries to trade with level 1 untouchable, fucking dies cause silencer has magic damage
get some last hits in, everything going good
get level 6
BH also gets level 6
nonstop gank attempts with cold snaps
5 man dived under mid with dust and track at minute 6, they don't even get tower, just kill me and run away
more gank attempts
fuck this I'm buying a diffusal
go from 1/4/12 to 8/4/16

Also that Invoker was hilariously bad.

Methnerd
Methnerd

female: loli, femdom
MODSMODSMODS

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Veeky Forums MENTIONED

5mileys
5mileys

pros need a safe space where their feelings won't be hurt by mean donations

w8t4u
w8t4u

As it stands, melee carries are non viable in lane unless they have magnificent support and aren't laning against lich. The same goes for melee offlaners(or probably offlaners in general actually).

They literally need to revert the creep xp changes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Why don't get 3 or 5 more heroes to "main"

Literally the best thing you can do, what if you can pick TA or Brood without counters but you're not familiar with them.

Skullbone
Skullbone

lol k nerd

whereismyname
whereismyname

Buying two orbs

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

2gd = d2g confirmed

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

my dick really should not be as hard as it is right now

JunkTop
JunkTop

Literally this patch "dead to account buyer& account booster".
Man, laning phase is what defines dota the game.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is this the d2g that James keeps talking about in his channel? I have no idea how to use this site

5mileys
5mileys

diffusal
orb
mate..

FastChef
FastChef

d2g is gay
2gd is straight

just let me die

TreeEater
TreeEater

carries at all
in this fight meta
your "safelane carry" should be axe and witch doctor, and your offlane should be axe and witch doctor

then you put lich mid and win

Evilember
Evilember

It's an on hit effect not an orb, dummy.
And even if it had been I bought it to get rid of track.

5mileys
5mileys

Taking MSpaint drawing requests.
Have a sample. Can be anything.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Please explain how this hurricane pike is balanced on Enchantress?

Playboyize
Playboyize

how about you, taking advice from

alternatively, potm sharing sagan with luna and having ice cream

Flameblow
Flameblow

Drow Ranger shooting a Forcestaff.

SniperWish
SniperWish

KotL creeping on Venge from the treeline.
Since you apparently want this to be lewd related.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

pick heroes with no lane present
Not with 2k mindset

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Hey /d2g/ who, in your completely biased opinions, are the best offlaners?

FastChef
FastChef

those heroes
not present in lane
ok my fRIned u goT m

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

pre 6.86 clockwerk
competing with tidehunter

Inmate
Inmate

Medusa

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Earthshaker on a pogo stick
For lewds, Mirana molesting someone whule theyre stunned

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Forgot to mention, I like Brood, FV, Doom, and NP so far.

farquit
farquit

Brood and LD

FastChef
FastChef

Winter Wyvern having not completely consensual relations with an enemy carry now that she's number 1

Or a support getting cucked by femlich as she gets all of the "commends" from her carry for giving so much free xp

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

For the rest of this patch, the answer to these types of questions will always be Lich, no matter what role or lane.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Carry?

King_Martha
King_Martha

HOLY SHIT OFFLANE CARRY LICH

Emberfire
Emberfire

Void, Brood, Axe, LD, Batrider

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Tried LD but I'm not that good at micromanaging. Spiders are really easy. I fucking love me some Brood.

So far my offlaners are Brood, FV, or Doom

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i wanna pet his hair while he sucks my dick so cuute :3

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

14 min and still counting for a random draft wtf

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Building right click damage on heroes who don't have something that naturally amplifies it is dumb.

Prophet really being the only exception.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Why is Brood not played in pro scenes?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

SHRIEK WHEN YOU SEE ME

5mileys
5mileys

lich armor and the slows from his Q and ult amplify his damage, but indirectly

FREE RIGHT CLICK WINDOW NOOB

Flameblow
Flameblow

Just leave bear at spawn neutral camp ti1 and steal creep wave.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Win lane, lose game

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What hero do I pick when I want to kill myself?

TechHater
TechHater

techies

eGremlin
eGremlin

/r9k/

girlDog
girlDog

Play BH and has fun instead :D

Inmate
Inmate

First they came for Sniper, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not pick Sniper.

Then they came for Techies, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not pick Techies.

Then they came for Arc Warden, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not pick Arc Warden.

Then they came for my hero—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Emberburn
Emberburn

huskar

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

How silly.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Sweet. Thanks :3

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

got gassed m8?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Noice
Do my WW or lich next mang I need it for scientific purposes

Booteefool
Booteefool

10/10

Emberfire
Emberfire

Why is Blitz so angry?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

how long will it take until people start building bfury into silver edge into manta on AM like rational humans?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Something with the Lich should work, considering all the anal pain he's causing with this new exp change.
I'm not big into the whole r63 thing though.

RavySnake
RavySnake

O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tendies

Soft_member
Soft_member

You could have him fucking WR mid while his whatever mid freefarms in the background

Playboyize
Playboyize

That sounds like a good idea. I'll let /d2g/ decide on the mid hero farming in the background and on the exp cucked (female only) hero suffering the Lich's new fuckery.

Also he's going to get nerfed for sure. Sacrifice will get a heavy slap come next patch.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw your mom makes you chicken tendies while you backseat game on Twitch

5mileys
5mileys

eating chickens
disgusting

Nojokur
Nojokur

Best and cheapest protein source most people can find.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

My vote goes to carry mid WW in the background

TA or Windranger, TA harder to fuck but even less capable of farming/sapping with lich around. WW is the only god-tier female though, so she works in either role.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Reminder that 0-0-3-1 echo sabre battlefury jugg is the new hotness
Thank me later for the ez +25

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

people play silencer as a support

it's like you want to lose

MPmaster
MPmaster

get Hurricane Pike on Weaver because why not
Shukuchi > Pike > Time Lapse
Geminate procs as well
I unleash a fucking artillery barrage from 10,000 miles away

It's a shit build but holy fuck is it hilariously fun to do.

King_Martha
King_Martha

how come 99% of all dota players have some sort of mental disorder that makes them unhinged

King_Martha
King_Martha

Buying Echo Sabre on heroes with high attackspeed

How retarded do you have to be

SniperWish
SniperWish

try grasshoppers

RumChicken
RumChicken

why is it that dudebro stacks can never finish a game right?
they always want to jerk each other off when they get ahead then wonder why it's 60+ minutes and can't end the game because regardless of what happened midgame every carry is online now

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

damn that tendies callout LUL

WebTool
WebTool

Ill do that, but I'm missing a nice Ice pun.

Soft_member
Soft_member

he's an overweight chink whose dream of being a dota professional failed because he's awful at the game

SniperGod
SniperGod

kill yourself he is 10x more successful than you

he's got a 10/10 bombshel gf and living the dota dream

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Blitz is our guy get the fuck outta here

Nojokur
Nojokur

Guys, I've decided my goal in life is to move to Japan.

Wish me luck.

viagrandad
viagrandad

upvoted

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Do I give you the chills?
Don't get cold feet on me!
ICE to meet you!
Freeze! Where do you think you're going?
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

finally

esports soon boys

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

living the dota dream

playing pubs 24/7
thought the dota dream was to win something

Supergrass
Supergrass

no LICH GONNA HAVE YOUR MANA
smdh

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

take me with you

likme
likme

tier 3s + EG

zz..

TechHater
TechHater

What if they topple EG?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

hey blitz ;^)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

EG
not tier 3

Lol.

Booteefool
Booteefool

b-but Navi are there

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

He wanted ice puns

SniperGod
SniperGod

Hpike on morphling is literally core now(though, what ranged carry is it not core on really).

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

balete this

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

he doesnt know

eGremlin
eGremlin

Don't get too riled up? You do realize the items you build and the way you play COMPLETELY SCREWS OVER your team.

I work fulltime, and the one game I've had time for this week was a kunkka who went bloodthorne instead of crit, and a WW who bought aghs and spammed ulti not knowing what it did. Both completely lost us teamfight after teamfight.

I'm all for trying out new items. Just put SOME brainpower into thinking of a hero that would have ANY SYNERGY WHATSOEVER with the SEVEN THOUSAND GOLD item you're so desperate to play with, or whether you have any idea how to play the hero (or don't respond with "I'll ulti whenever the fuck I want, fuck you" the first time a teammate tells you how it works).

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'll miss this version of Lich after he gets nerfed.
It's gonna happen for sure.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Where can I subscribe?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

d2g so dead a day after patch hits that fagot user has to resort to copying posts from reddit just to keep the thread from sliding off page 10

lmao fuckboy doturds

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I want to fuck that TA

RumChicken
RumChicken

Am I hated yet?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Fucking yes thanks mang

Hot and that WW looks hilarious, each of the faces on this will make pretty good reaction pics

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

DELETE THIS OR I'LL DOWNVOTE YOU

Snarelure
Snarelure

But he isn't Chinese though, he's Korean.

FastChef
FastChef

Oh man, I just saw this on reddit!

twitter.com/Blitz_DotA/status/725436137083297792

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

LICH GONNA HAVE YOUR MANA
AND EXP
AND GOLD
AND YOUR WHOLE LANE
AND THE GAME

RumChicken
RumChicken

When your lane gets fucked up just right

whereismyname
whereismyname

Oh man, I just saw this on reddit!
I just saw this on reddit!
on reddit!
reddit

cum2soon
cum2soon

When the lane is too easy

Evilember
Evilember

simply epic XD
me too s excite haha

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Opinions on Core Warlock? I think he's a boss like NP. Ring of Basi is pretty much needed early though for that really cheap damage and armor.

Then go Phase/Drums.

Max Shadow Word first, depending on the lineup and lane you take Bonds or Slow.

When Ult is down you farm and avoid fights regardless of your team.

You ult when there's at least 2-3 people depending on their importance. Ult pretty much wins fights,and the Golem's Flaming Fist got a reliability buff so his DPS is much more certain.

Nojokur
Nojokur

When you have to put 0 effort into laning

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Warlock is pretty fun to play.
I wouldn't even bother with drums to be honest, they're pretty shit.

lane gains 140% exp
if lane actively denies, enemy barely gets like 50-40% exp
Talk about thirst.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

90 exp LMAO

WebTool
WebTool

I don't want some disgusting fucking weeb following me.

Lunatick
Lunatick

look at OD's win rate in 6.87
42% WR

He sure got gutted huh

JunkTop
JunkTop

Axe winrate almost at 70%
Dotards?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i quit dota a while back, should i come back for the new patch? i am depressed and am looking for something to fill the void in my life

Flameblow
Flameblow

Try sucking your own dick.

Methshot
Methshot

how do you manage this?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

well that's what happens when you let invoker get 6 slotted at 6 mins

Flameblow
Flameblow

elder titan is now 4th highest winrate hero in the entire game
w-what
what even made him good?

FastChef
FastChef

Love this "hey guyz quit dota wanna play again should I rofl???"

How about you decide for yourself if you wanna play the FREE FUCKING GAME YOU RETARD

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

filename

WebTool
WebTool

Drums is good for INT heroes still, they get the crazy most benefits and the Drum active makes Warlock's Golem go fast and hit a lot faster- which unsurprisingly 6 charges go with 6 Warlock ults, is a fair usage of them.

In fact Warlock's Golem benefits from the Drum's attack speed so much, the fucking thing has a 1.2 BAT.

Alchemist gets 1.2 BAT at level 2 Chemical Rage.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Natural order is one of the best passives in the game on the same level as dispersion

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

towers buff = he can stall a game pretty good

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

merlini just unironically bought Kike Pike on Huskar
what the fuck

cum2soon
cum2soon

No item that REDUCES magic amp
umm dotards? You know it's coming...

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You do realize magic resistance reduces certain magic amp right?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Condensed Aether Core
builds out of Vit Booster and Energy Booster and a Recipe
Reduces spell damage by 10% but cooldowns by 15%
Octameme is now Aether Core + Perseverence + Mystic Staff
viable?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

no gay hero
Uh... Dotards?!

likme
likme

How is Zeus in the offlane?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

why does james have over 1k viewers suddenly? last time I saw him streaming had like 100-200

cum2soon
cum2soon

Probably fucking horrible
needs levels, needs gold, needs safe farm from a safe distance and can't afford the mana to spam on supports or the carry

eGremlin
eGremlin

Only fucking retards send or pick Zeus offlane.

Lunatick
Lunatick

shit

Spamalot
Spamalot

no gay hero

Why we already have you faggot

hairygrape
hairygrape

4th
6th

takes2long
takes2long

please sit up straight and stay hydrated guys :)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I'm not a NEET.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Huh interesting

I guess all those small buffs eventually made him powerful eh?

Maybe he'll be popular once the pro scene picked up on this and play games with him

On that note, why do people think Elder Titan is hard anyway? The only hard part is managing Astral Spirit, but I tend to just use him as initiator with his spirit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

If Lich's with you then it's gg 2ez
If not then forget about it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

armlet void is legit

Skullbone
Skullbone

what the fuck are you looking at

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

is that a boy?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Does it even matter at this point?

WebTool
WebTool

MUH SLEEPER OP HERO

DELETE THIS REEEE

RumChicken
RumChicken

Armlet any fighter is legit. it gives 10 ARMOR

whereismyname
whereismyname

looks like that slut from digimon with the cat

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Armlet is so fucking broken now with all the buffs to attract pros - but they only build it so rarely and it's not like they're picking Huskar or Lifestealer often in competitive.

It also lets you jungle/ancients/roshan just by Armlet toggling.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

1.77% pick rate
delicious
now what the fuck do you build on him

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Literally retarded, you get damage from your ulti you chimp

DeathDog
DeathDog

It's actually pretty great on slark as well. Has all kinds of stuff you need for a growing slark.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Usually you build armor and aura items and other teamfight items like Vladimir, Assault Cuirass, Medallion/Solar Crest, Crimson Guard

I also think you can probably get Euls to set up Stomp and force or blink for easier initiation

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Here's a hint:
literally anything
Euls is great for setup and mana and speed, otherwise just whore auras I guess like drums, shiva AC

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

hey incoderbro

askme
askme

Alright, so here is what needs to be in the maintenance patch:

-restore creep xp balance
-remove infinite range from Hpike
-remove bloodthorne

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

WHY IS LICH A MEME NOW HIS MAMA LICH GONNA HAVE YA SKILL HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED IN IT

iluvmen
iluvmen

Wait is Navi playing Peru in the first series? ROFL??? This is gonna be a shitshow.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

how's it going /d2g/

WebTool
WebTool

why because navi will lose ?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

NOTHING HAS CHANGED IN IT
Can deny huge amount of EXP from the enemy laner

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

2 retard prone teams playing on fresh patch
I expect high level Dota :^)

Inmate
Inmate

So why would you ever get Drums over Dragon Lance on ranged cores now?

idontknow
idontknow

You know, suddenly I realize what might be featured in some Dota videos

Somebody teleporting away as they were Hurricane Pike'd by Enchantress and then Enchantress kills them with across the map 4 shot Impetus attacks

Of course, only possible if the victim was tracked, amplify damaged or seen by thirst

Flameblow
Flameblow

My mid dies from a Spirit Breaker charge despite pinging it 5 seconds beforehand.
Did I not ping enough? Did I need to spam the map more?

RavySnake
RavySnake

navi is not throw'vi anymore after they kick xboct

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

nice reddit post

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I JUST want to win with Brewmaster please god please GOD let me have this just once let me not be playing against an orchidfiend or Silencer with immaculate reaction times please plEASE

Skullbone
Skullbone

That's not necessary, your teammates will find a way to fuck you up and lose.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

OD now easily builds into a super attack speed damage int boosting guarranteed crit item
also has infinite range/escape/sustain/durability/attackspeed item

When will the memes end?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

just take him offlane and hope your team carries you. also buy mana boots

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

get euls vs silence retard, also dont EVER upgrade your boots it'll just delay your aghas/valds anfd late game travels on him is essential

Methnerd
Methnerd

Axe is back baby.

JunkTop
JunkTop

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO BUY DIFFUSAL AFTER AGHS ON GYRO

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

dityara

Bidwell
Bidwell

I am so done with this fucking shit.

This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out brakes more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

d2g is gay
it has been proven wrong before
occasionaly theres a fag with a ":3 i wanna f*ck razmess :D" post

Emberburn
Emberburn

Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE CM, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

Reminder that my 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

Reminder that that equals to a 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

Reminder you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually with one hand behind my back, literally:
dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

Reminder that once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out that nerfs OD & Invoker, Abaddon will be top pick again

Reminder that I am the chosen by the mist

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

?

this is freely accessible information, it's plain text files in everybody's clients. use GCFscape to open pak01_dir.vpk in the dota 2 directory, and go to scripts/npc/npc_abilities.txt

if you don't want to do all that, you can find it mirrored by dotabuff on github here
raw.githubusercontent.com/dotabuff/d2vpkr/master/dota/scripts/npc/npc_abilities.txt

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

buying Aghs on Gyro at all

takes2long
takes2long

How's 2k treating you?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

But for future reference... Here you go mongoloid, I'll copy-paste a old post of mine. You'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.

You will do more than just be a utility provider and actually carry the game like this, but obviously you won't carry it alone.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

i play against shitters all day
I'M GOOD
kek

happy_sad
happy_sad

NEW BUILD.

AQUILA > TREADS > DRAGON LANCE > SNY > DESO

ACTIVATE MEMES.

SniperGod
SniperGod

+25
+24
-25
-24
+25
+26

I can't keep this up.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Anyone wanna duo queue on spic america servers and tryout memebuilds before the Navi game?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

If you add a Wind Lace to that Dragon Lance it makes Drums even more irrelevant.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Continue to stay anal devastated forever, dipshits.

I am literally LMAO'ing at your kuso life.

tfw that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CARRY CM, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

tfw my now 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

tfw that you will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually with one hand behind my back, literally

tfw that I am the chosen by the mist

hairygrape
hairygrape

What if Silencer's Q drained mana?

whereismyname
whereismyname

meme sabre MoM memeshard aghs alacrity tony
rip buildings

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Can I suck your dick, dudester?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I fucking hate that they made the skill viable with the AOE slow now, I wish I could still just skip it for stats.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Gimme a super lewd request, famicom

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

not as common
good luck finding them in china town 13 miles away

takes2long
takes2long

WR holding hands with Drow

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Can I suck your dick

That's kinda GAY, dudebro.

Only if you're a cute girl.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

WR massaging luna

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

sabre

Shit build.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why can't I ever trust my cores to carry the game? Whatever lane I'm not in gets fucked up.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Luna getting dogstyled by Lycan

Playboyize
Playboyize

Massaging what and how exactly?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I just played a game of this patch and I spent the entire match repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
Genuinely cringe-tier autism

Sincerely reconsider your life decisions

likme
likme

peruvian stream up
white and russian streams nowhere to be seen

okay

Booteefool
Booteefool

it's gonna be one of those 2 hour delay tournaments

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

her butt and back
with her boobies

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Don't pick carry
Win my carry's lane for him
He later throws due to bad decision making (forcing 2v5 and 3v5 fights during mid/late game)
Pick carry
My team wins their lanes
I farm all over the map
Team starts forcing 3v5 and 2v5 fights and losing
It's okay though because I have lots of farm
Start roaming with my team
Completely crush in the 5v5 because I farmed

Techpill
Techpill

i hate this meme

TreeEater
TreeEater

is there a better alternative to yelp

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Whatever lane I'm not in gets fucked up.

You have a skewed perspective of your self worth in games because of personal bias.

I NEVER make mistakes
my lanes NEVER lose

Fuck off with that shit.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

blademail needs to be nerfed

make it dispellable

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is the Jew gonna stream the Elite Wolves vs Na'vi games?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Will Demon ever be relevant again?

WebTool
WebTool

Please /d2g/ give me Doom maymays

askme
askme

ur inconvenienced hehe

Methnerd
Methnerd

will he ever be relevant in a lane other than mid?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

again

RavySnake
RavySnake

YOU

ARE

SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCED

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It's not that I don't make mistakes, but some teammates I get pull off some 2k shit like going uphill into enemy jungle with no vision.

RavySnake
RavySnake

literally any and every hero is best mid core

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

no

massdebater
massdebater

Fuck that, after seeing that item get nerfed and nerfed and nerfed I'm glad it's actually decent.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

yes, stop playing him like bad naga

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

how the fuck

how the FUCK

is echo sabre balanced. ok if it was 2 attacks yeah whatever 2k gold and a slot but the fucking slow jesus christ the slow plusthe 2 attacks like mate what the fuck ist hisk shti giame evern about fcuak ing lelugh of legndsa

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

guess who i played
guess who won early-semi late game
guess who won ½ of late late game
guess who ate all juicy exp mid

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

calm down artour

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

get a satanic
get a euls
problem solved

takes2long
takes2long

/Sheever/

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Alright shitstains, I'll lay down my CORE Jakiro build for you mongoloids:

The core aspect of CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ultimate.

Good luck, shitters.

JunkTop
JunkTop

look m8 I love the sheebster but that's obviously not her

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Echo Sabre on PL
My phantoms attack twice but don't proc the slow
Still twice the manaburn for every fresh phantom spawned

Who the hell thought this was okay. Imagine a Tiny with Bfly Manta Moonshard doing this.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

WHEN IS SOUTH AMERICA VS CIS

I NEED TO WATCH THE ULTIMATE IN PTM ASCO MIERDA VS CYKA BLYAT DAVAI

Bidwell
Bidwell

I've never gone that long with Tiny without winning.
Echo Saber lets you kill literally anyone in the game before 25 minutes.
You only need a blink dagger and just keep fucking killing people.

Techpill
Techpill

illusions can do this once? wtf

massdebater
massdebater

No more of your autistic posting, just post dota memes

StonedTime
StonedTime

in 45 min i believe

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

wtf thats not my image

whereismyname
whereismyname

My boner don't care

TechHater
TechHater

is that what you do on your free time? posting pastas that no one cares about? you're nearing 30 tiago, grow the fuck up

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

decide to give the meme a go
get absolutely slaughtered in lane because i have no idea what to do and people just walk around my illusions stomp
about to shitpost about how it's just a shit meme
first teamfight rolls around
w+q+r
TRIPLE KILL
hard carry might as well be dealing pure damage
land every single stomp in the confusion
win
holy FUCK
this is too good

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I though Echo doesn't work with illusions?

askme
askme

Sorry, there's only one.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

literally just tested this in a private lobby, PL's illusions do not interact with echo sabre at all

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Yeah, pretty much, broseph.

I've got some time to kill and nothing better to do, so.

I'm just chillin' while eating some icecream, dudester.

Also, I'm already past 30, dude. I'm 32 years old, broseidon.

MPmaster
MPmaster

a.pomf.cat/hlbllk.webm

StonedTime
StonedTime

Reminder this is prenerfed lens and everything

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Guess who else meme saber is good on? You guessed it: juggernaut!!!

StonedTime
StonedTime

where is english stream of the navi game?

MPmaster
MPmaster

shaking my head

hairygrape
hairygrape

This is honestly my new favourite item.

Having a casual +20 MS for 225 gold in a spare slot is comfy.

SniperWish
SniperWish

take a guess

Soft_member
Soft_member

lewd

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

YO, WHERE THE WEPLAY GAMES AT

Supergrass
Supergrass

brb a few minutes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

lich was my second most played here
mfw 6.87

Illusionz
Illusionz

no pics
yeah sure thing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I don't think bloodthorne will be meta. It suffers from the same problem of Orchid in that's it's only a partial disable and there are four different ways to purge it off just in the shop as items.

Plus it's expensive as hell and the stats are not good for any strength heroes and it barely helps agility heroes. The passive auto crit is still inferior to just buying a Daedelus as well, so if it weren't for the magic damage nuke when it expires it just kinda sucks in regards to dps. I don't think it's going to be used by people except for the three heroes who naturally bought it in the first place. QoP, SS, and NP.

Storm is definitely going to be meta again though. I just got carried by an SS pretty hard, the buffs to Bloodstone helped him tremendously, and bloodthorne works extremely well on him because he has such a strong disable that they can't just immediately purge it off. Just watched him kill a 3k Void with BKB by lightning in and sheeping him, bloodthorne, burst burst burst and then vortex ing him. More burst and by the time he was unstunned the damage amp went off and he died.

RumChicken
RumChicken

im not obligated to show you anything you fuckface faggot

go try it out in your own lobby

massdebater
massdebater

It was already confirmed days ago that it doesnt work with illusions

Skullbone
Skullbone

3k hp void I mean.

Illusionz
Illusionz

i dont wanna do things
op's a faggot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't think bloodthorne will be meta

You're retarded, it's better than a rapier.

Booteefool
Booteefool

playing boring babby's-first-support heroes

Pathetic.

Emberfire
Emberfire

playing autismricing heroes
m8...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

discord.gg/0dRxGYLssGNJTAPj

Reminder to join the official /d2g/ discord

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

ok my friends u listen up right here please

u get the winter wyvern off lane and u make a stack for offlane camp and u farm with ur splinter ok then u get bloodthorn at 8 minutes

ok right so u ult then u use bloodthorn bam bye bye hero ok commend me

Lunatick
Lunatick

No bully please

likme
likme

The passive auto crit is still inferior to just buying a Daedelus as well
he doesn't know

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

you didnt even play monobeno you cant post that you faggot redditor

fuck off

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

bloodthorne won't be in meta
Nigga its a silence + true strike + crit , its a must pic for WR ranger

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

wr is meta

lol

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Not that guy, but I fucking played it, so fuck you, shitlord.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Esports are on!

Navi hype!

5mileys
5mileys

official
kek
nothing ever "founded" or "originated" on Veeky Forums will ever be official unless announced by Veeky Forums itself

w8t4u
w8t4u

How about hitting me up with one last lewd request, my shitposting squad.

Evilember
Evilember

stream is up guys YASSS
yfw Navi picks pudka

RavySnake
RavySnake

WR doesn't need silence

orchid is a wacky item on her, don't even think building it first is viable

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

purged by manta
Diffusal
Euls
BKB
only gives Crysalis' mediocre crit otherwise
gives bad stats to str and agi heroes
very few int heroes want to right click
no way OD will still be meta so he's out, he doesn't even want crit on right clicks he just wants mana and attack speed anyways and there are better items than orchid for that

StonedTime
StonedTime

are they on twitch?

Navi vs Ewolves

AYY LMAO

Booteefool
Booteefool

Threadly reminder that based jap caster 17uu will be casting WePlay in the language of anime.

@17uu on twitch

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

replying to pasta
Based retard.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Luna taking a massive shit on anons face

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why are you ALWAYS so fucking useless at everything, you fucking dumb Kumiko poster

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

wr
orchid
hello 2k from 3 years ago?

also this item is LITERALLY only good on qop and qw invoker when they reach the late game but don't want to give up orchid because there is a support with useful spells and no purge/bkb

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

WePlay Season 3 - LAN Finals Day #1
BeyondTheSummit playing Super Smash Bros. Melee on BeyondTheSummit

LIVE

what did they mean by this

Lunatick
Lunatick

Frankly I think Diffusal is a lot better for her.
Who needs to silence someone if they don't have any mana anyways.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

If you want that then just play the game. Same thing.

massdebater
massdebater

ものべのをやった人
だが日本語が話さない
くそワロタ画像を見ただけことをしたら足りないだろうこのあほ野郎

iluvmen
iluvmen

where my BREEDING at

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Weplay literally sponsored by vodka brand
Dotards?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

diapered TA

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

holy kek he's literally doing english lessons waiting for the game to start

happy_sad
happy_sad

Why do people say
Statement
dotards?
Is this a meme?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

CM
Lina hand holding with her twin CM
CM is happy while Lina is irritated pls

likme
likme

Dead discord
Dead game
Dead everything

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

this item is LITERALLY only good on qop and qw invoker

Huh?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

orchid clinkz

absolutely terrible

girlDog
girlDog

Pls Mr lizard xdd

askme
askme

It's a "one of the guys tries to go for the lasthit on phoenix egg canceling animation and it explodes at one attack left" play

:^)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

The fact that it forces bkb and purges is a good thing bro.

OD is also not out of the meta dude, especially with hurricane pike out there.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

diapers
furry
scat
Dotards?

Playboyize
Playboyize

joindota casted the weplay qualifiers
suddenly bts is hosting the lan final

what did they do now?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

why are you surprised at all the degenerates?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Auroth isnt furry you faggot
shes pure scaley lovely-ness

viagrandad
viagrandad

Clinkz doesn't seen to be returning to the meta anytime soon, and even more than Windranger he would benefit greatly from a Diffusal. 36 agi 40 manaburn on hit and 16 int and 16 purges.

Unless you're trying to kill an AM or something I think it would be silly to get Bloodthorne on him. And if you want tremuestrike get an MkB. No downtime, lodsadamage and mini bashes.

massdebater
massdebater

why do nips have difficulty in speaking english?

Inmate
Inmate

there needs to be a "duel" with LC and CM

Skullbone
Skullbone

自分で仕留める

Emberfire
Emberfire

Just some peaceful business negotiations user no need to turn everything into a conspiracy theory

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Catch all the action live today at twitchtv/beyondthesummit w/ @SheeverGaming @PajkattDota @ODPixel @RyuuDota @BTSGoDz @DraskylDota & @ayesee

@ayesee

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS DOTA FANS

Spamalot
Spamalot

Rate my Semen Demon gulag

viagrandad
viagrandad

muh normie fetishes

cum2soon
cum2soon

It doesn't force BKB is the problem.
Unless you have lockdown they can just run away, same problem Orchid has.
If orchid was bad on the hero before it's still bad now.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

fuck off to /v/ if you dont love you some BREEDING

TreeEater
TreeEater

quads confirms Ayesee best caster

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

having a semon demon
spending 15 minutes afk in a 1v1 mid map

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

show butt

5mileys
5mileys

default terrain

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Pretty sure /v/ loves scaly shit.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I was fapping

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

we dont
reddit does

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

you have a mental disorder, seek help!

Methnerd
Methnerd

I
that was my semen demon you impostor

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

t. lvl 1 offlaner

girlDog
girlDog

start the games already why is everything always late

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'm about to fap to your qop, post a butt angle you cuck

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

so what went wrong?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

youre in the home of BREEDING faggot

seek this

massdebater
massdebater

almost 50 minute game
226 cs pa

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

google translate
kill yourself is 自殺しろ dumb weeaboo faggot

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

no 6.87 meme item
0/7/8 'carry' omni
tome of knowledge is for carries

Flameblow
Flameblow

Is this also your twitter avi?

iluvmen
iluvmen

0000
how can ayesee be so damn based?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

sudo kill yourself

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

who /elite wolves/ here?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

/a/catalog#s=djt%2F
/jp/
/int/日本語スレッド

SniperGod
SniperGod

How are they still even playing dota after the match fixing scandal?

TechHater
TechHater

you first

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

when you see it

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What the fuck did they do to reactive armour in this custom, they get 100 armor from it.. How do you deal with it.. But i had terrible towers anyway so im not surprised i lost here desu
The new jade tower is broken, increases the range of nearby towers, you get towers covering half of your maze now, its ridicilous

MPmaster
MPmaster

Third-worlders get a free pass for corruption because socio-economic circumstances forced them to do it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

every time i pick a ganking hero people think its an invitation for them to pick a jungler
"just go solo"
get no xp
nobody ever bother ganking enemy carry
when i do go roaming hard carry is freefarming so no amount of ganks in the world matter
i'm so done with this shit
every
single
time

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what does sudo mean

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

this greenscreen

eGremlin
eGremlin

custom game
uses skills and heros and animations directly copied 1:1 from dota

THIS ISN'T DOTA, I DIDN'T COME TO PLAY DOTA YOU FUCKING SHITTY MODDERS

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Remind me why we are rewarding match-fixing Peruvians with the last place prize money in this honeypot lan?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Joindota was fired for this
kill me now

farquit
farquit

most CIS tournaments are just money laundries anyways

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

studio looks like ass
construction going on the backround

This lan is in some Slav country isnt it?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Holy shit are they the same players? Why are they allowed to play then

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

En vivo
Why does it trigger me so much?

JunkTop
JunkTop

abloo bloo i post on Veeky Forums but dont know basic katakana or hiragana

yeah you can die suckin' right back to your mom's ass

whereismyname
whereismyname

sudoku
[s]how do you strikeout[/s]

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

That naval combat one is pretty dope.
Too bad no one plays it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

construction going on the backround

holy shit i just noticed

this is GOLD

viagrandad
viagrandad

This?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

draft going on in the background
just this fucking GREENSCREEN and the """""""""""""""panel""""""""""""""""

EVERY. DAMN. DAY.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

piecat
sheev

is this a dota tournament or the aryan breeding grounds?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Alright it's a BTS cast. Somebody post it.

TechHater
TechHater

I'm fucking watching some nip cast in broken english over BTS
The DotA casting scene is a joke

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Lmao

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Lich first ban
mememagic happened again fellow 4chinners

Bidwell
Bidwell

you're at a tournament and this guy comes up and hugs your gf.
what do you do?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

This lan is in some Slav country isnt it?
That's a pretty shitty meme, every single one of the last like 5 CIS lans was really great both in terms of production value and overall quality.
This one is something else though, yeah

hairygrape
hairygrape

l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶ you dont you fucking faggot lmao

Methshot
Methshot

joindota no longer casting
BTS channel
Dreamlague tier 5 casters
Ryubooruz
Greenscreen
Construction
"Lan" played form hotel room
delays
DOTARDS?!?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Construction in the background

TechHater
TechHater

abloo bloo i post on Veeky Forums but dont know basic katakana

Believe me I know about them

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

yurop tourney has worse production value than chinks and peenoise

likme
likme

you might know them, but have you slept with them

have you made them cry out in ecstasy?

i didnt think so

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

abloo abloo
is it just one autist that posts this?
who the fuck says >abloo abloo

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

slavs are neither white nor european

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Surprised enigma isn't banned, he can creep deny as well.

JunkTop
JunkTop

reminder that those games are bo1

and elite wolves are ahead of the meta

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Go to bed Ivan

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Axe already picked

IT BEGINS.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

its "yuropoor lan" episode
Remind me again why we hate pinoy

Methnerd
Methnerd

tfw I'm actually called Ivan
I'm not wrong though

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

yeah but you don't get the denied xp

Nojokur
Nojokur

navi picks enchantress
second to last WR in 6.87

it's going to happen again right? when navi finally starts doing well again a patch hits and they go straight back to the garbage bin

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Every fucking day.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

not watching the jewtube stream
scratching my head to be honest family

takes2long
takes2long

twitter.com/AdmiralBulldog/status/725600487635079168

our guy?

likme
likme

True, it's not quite as important for enigma though.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

/lichbros/ [email protected]?

also this panel is fucking shit, jesus christ

StonedTime
StonedTime

Axe is going mid btw

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

putting real strategy
in the most honeypot lan possible

MPmaster
MPmaster

Please be on your best behavior, and try not to bring elements of your native-board culture
the more kanji you learn the more you realize how small you knowledge is

gee, I thought djt folks were nice and humble

massdebater
massdebater

revealing your strat against a fucking spic team
doubting
off yourself

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ryubushit
piecunt
a FUCKING HORSE wearing a toupet
greenscreen straight from the 90s

NICE LAN DOTARDS

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

HAHAHAHAHAH

girlDog
girlDog

lmao everyday

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

shitty green screen
production value fails

IT'S A DISASTAH.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i started learning japanese before djt was even a thing

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I heard d2g knows their doujins. What doujin is this /d2g/?

TechHater
TechHater

not linking

JunkTop
JunkTop

Henrik Ahnberg – Verified account @AdmiralBulldog

@MoonMeanderated if we lived in europe 1000 years ago i'd have you in chains
1:20 AM - 28 Apr 2016
2 RETWEETS34 LIKES

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Navi on top of their game
Shitty and outdated production value
Are we back in 2013?

Methshot
Methshot

MPEG4 Video (H264) 1280x720 59.94fps

it looks more like 20fps

Evilember
Evilember

reddit incarnate
anyone's anything

please leave

eGremlin
eGremlin

when you think BTS can't get any lower they find a new way to impress you

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Glad to know that Valve fire legit hosts but continue to hire joke studios like this. Truly a sign that they really do want the scene to be professional.

King_Martha
King_Martha

BTS
Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't like this thing
I know! I'll say it's ""Reddit""

easiest way to spot a redditor posting on Veeky Forums

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

source? both iqdb and google don't work

Flameblow
Flameblow

you aren't serious are you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

N A V I
A
V
I

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ty for the input reddit

Illusionz
Illusionz

new patch
same meta remains (5v5 dickholding)

no thanks

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

it's been like 3 days do you really expect such an abrupt change in the pro scene

how new are you? this happens literally every patch that has an immediate lan

Booteefool
Booteefool

pros don't know what's actually best just from the patch
these whos will stick to their comfort shit while the real teams forge the meta

RavySnake
RavySnake

nice casting dotards

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how does this shit happen every lan

Soft_member
Soft_member

every day
fucking epic lasses

viagrandad
viagrandad

that Artstyle Grave

On a separate note, BTS finding new ways to be even more shit at their job.

iluvmen
iluvmen

no, i already know the meta. the patch just encourages it even more with infused raindrop and tower armor

the only difference this patch made is that natural orchid carriers aren't useless in the late game and that its extremely hard to kill opponents when both teams are equal in gold and hurricane pike exists. passive/defensive items=more 5 man. have fun watching the same bullshit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

just tuned in
two minutes in I realize there are casters

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

memefight is the designated valve meta, it's never going away because redditors like the pretty particles on screen during teamfights

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Insiderbro here

Navi's invite will get revoked if they lose to these cheaters

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

retards buying into le esport*

Nojokur
Nojokur

Can everyone please stop picking BM. this guy was my sleeper OP hero for two years and now his hawk has the vision of a fucking scan at night

hairygrape
hairygrape

what the fuck is up with the BTS stream?

Emberburn
Emberburn

tune in
ld ench beast cancer

nice """""patch""""" dotards

SniperWish
SniperWish

wew
BTS has fucked literally everything up in less than 30 minutes

WebTool
WebTool

wow this is the worse than the shanghai crew....

RumChicken
RumChicken

Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

IS THIS STREAM A JOKE

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

WONDERFUL STREAM DOTARDS.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's being operated by BTS. That's all you gotta know.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio"

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

free vision and a bkb piercing disable
alongside two boars that apply 40% slows

hes here to stay

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio

massdebater
massdebater

this games just a worse angel arena now.

half the items in the shop are just redundant now

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

just won a game with roaming PA

Could this be the birth of an epic new meme?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

yfw navi loses to peru

takes2long
takes2long

So now there's no in-game sound and you can hear the music in the background. Nice.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstareter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio"

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

oh how I missed this

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Nice mono sound dotards

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

No change to ebin memeback mechanics
Its still better to group up then risk losing one of your members to a gank and throwing half of your lead in 2 deaths

happy_sad
happy_sad

real patch when?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

join game
enemy jungles and farms for 25 minutes straight
team too retarded to push and farms just as hard
lose when the enemy team runs out of shit to farm for

FastChef
FastChef

Beyondthesummit HMAO. Кaждый дeнь, кaждый дeнь ayдиo этoй дepьмoвoй cтyдии paccинхpoнизиpoвaн. Кaждый дeнь oни пpoпycкaют 3/4 пpoeктa или дaжe вceй фaзы paзpaбoтки. Кaждый дeнь, цин Chong Mepлини зaгpязнeн и pacтpeпaннaя вo вpeмя литья, unshowered и нeoпpятными из-зa eгo oткaзa в дyш и eгo пpивepжeннocть mouthbreathing. Кaждый дeнь жиp Eвpeй Дэвид "LD" Gormanberg являeтcя жиp Eвpeй, жиp и иyдeй. Кaждый дeнь Godz coceт кpoшeчный члeн китaйcкoй дoтa cцeны пpocтo нeмнoгo cлoжнee, oтчaяннo нaдeяcь нa китaйcкий гpyз к paccтpeлy глyбoкo в eгo гopлo, пытaяcь выглядeть "кpyтo" c eгo yжacным пeдoфилa ycaми. Кaждый дeнь, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" нюхaeт cвoю гpязнyю мoшoнкy нa кaмepy, пpoпycкaeт paнниe teamfights и нocит poзoвый лyк в eгo oтвpaтитeльнoм, cтpaшнoм "вoлocaми". Кaждый дeнь этo пpoдoлжaeтcя, и вы люди eдят eгo. Tы любишь этo. Этo aбcoлютнo oтвpaтитeльнo. Я пpoтивeн, и я нeнaвижy кaждый из вac, кaждый нeгoдяя, кoтopый пoжepтвoвaл Kickstarter этoй yжacнoй cтyдии, кaждый peтapд, чтo cлeдит зa их пoтoки бeз AdBlock, кaждый пoклoнник этoгo oтвpaтитeльнoгo, вoзмyщaющих, ocкopбитeльнoй пoвoд для "cтyдии" ,

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Top 5 sleeper op heroes
May 2016 episode:

#1 axe (no surprise here)
#2 naga siren (trending)
#3 kunkka (stable, honorable mention)
#4 meepo
#5 terrorblade

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

LMAO. EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY THIS SHITTY STUDIO'S AUDIO IS OUT OF SYNC. EVERY DAY THEY MISS 3/4 OF THE DRAFT OR EVEN THE ENTIRE DRAFTING PHASE. EVERY DAY, CHING CHONG MERLINI IS DIRTY AND DISHEVELED WHILE CASTING, UNSHOWERED AND UNKEMPT BECAUSE OF HIS REFUSAL TO SHOWER AND HIS DEDICATION TO MOUTHBREATHING. EVERY DAY THE FAT JEW DAVID "LD" GORMANBERG IS A FAT JEW, FAT AND A JEW. EVERY DAY GODZ SUCKS THE TINY COCK OF THE CHINESE DOTA SCENE JUST A LITTLE BIT HARDER, DESPERATELY HOPING FOR THE CHINESE LOAD TO BE SHOT DEEP INTO HIS THROAT WHILE TRYING TO LOOK "COOL" WITH HIS AWFUL PEDOPHILE MUSTACHE. EVERY DAY, ZYORI "S N I F F B O Y" SNIFFS HIS DIRTY SCROTUM ON CAMERA, MISSES EARLY TEAMFIGHTS AND WEARS A PINK BOW IN HIS DISGUSTING, TERRIBLE "HAIR". EVERY SINGLE DAY THIS GOES ON, AND YOU PEOPLE EAT IT UP. YOU LOVE IT. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. I'M DISGUSTED AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, EVERY SINGLE MISCREANT THAT DONATED TO THIS HORRID STUDIO'S KICKSTARTER, EVERY SINGLE RETARD THAT WATCHES THEIR STREAMS WITHOUT ADBLOCK, EVERY SINGLE FAN OF THIS ATROCIOUS, REVOLTING, INSULTING EXCUSE FOR A "STUDIO".

King_Martha
King_Martha

and this crazy atk speed aura taking down towers and Rosh
I don't know why it took this long for people to pick him

Inmate
Inmate

laggy stream
keeps cuttings out
audio problems

Wonderful opening for 6.87

Playboyize
Playboyize

Axe is op
I will cut off my dick if d2g 2kshitters get anything right

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Beyondthesummit LMAO。每一天,每一天,这个低劣的工作室的音频不同步。他们每天错过草案乃至整个起草阶段的3/4。每天,清创马里尼是因为他拒绝去洗澡,他的奉献mouthbreathing的肮脏和施法时衣冠不整,unshowered和蓬头垢面。每天脂肪犹太人大卫“LD”Gormanberg是一个犹太人的脂肪,脂肪和犹太人。每天吸GODZ了中国DOTA的场景只是一点点困难的微小的公鸡,拼命地希望能为中国的负载被深深射进他的喉咙,同时试图寻找“酷”与他的可怕的恋童癖的胡子。每天,Zyori“S N I F F B○Y”嗅着他的脏阴囊上的摄像头,错过早期teamfights并在他的恶心,可怕的“毛”穿着一件粉红色蝴蝶结。每一天,这样下去,你人吃它。你喜欢它。这绝对是恶心。我很反感,我讨厌你们每个人,即捐赠给这个可怕的工作室的Kickstarter的每一个恶棍,每一个滞后的手表其流,不会的AdBlock,这个残暴的,令人反感,侮辱性的借口为一个“工作室”每单风扇。

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

peru
pshh

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

lMaO. eVeRy dAy, EvErY DaY ThIs sHiTtY StUdIo's aUdIo iS OuT Of sYnC. eVeRy dAy tHeY MiSs 3/4 oF ThE DrAfT Or eVeN ThE EnTiRe dRaFtInG PhAsE. eVeRy dAy, ChInG ChOnG MeRlInI Is dIrTy aNd dIsHeVeLeD WhIlE CaStInG, uNsHoWeReD AnD UnKeMpT BeCaUsE Of hIs rEfUsAl tO ShOwEr aNd hIs dEdIcAtIoN To mOuThBrEaThInG. eVeRy dAy tHe fAt jEw dAvId "Ld" GoRmAnBeRg iS A FaT JeW, fAt aNd a jEw. EvErY DaY GoDz sUcKs tHe tInY CoCk oF ThE ChInEsE DoTa sCeNe jUsT A LiTtLe bIt hArDeR, dEsPeRaTeLy hOpInG FoR ThE ChInEsE LoAd tO Be sHoT DeEp iNtO HiS ThRoAt wHiLe tRyInG To lOoK "cOoL" wItH HiS AwFuL PeDoPhIlE MuStAcHe. EvErY DaY, zYoRi "S N I F F B O Y" sNiFfS HiS DiRtY ScRoTuM On cAmErA, mIsSeS EaRlY TeAmFiGhTs aNd wEaRs a pInK BoW In hIs dIsGuStInG, tErRiBlE "hAiR". EvErY SiNgLe dAy tHiS GoEs oN, aNd yOu pEoPlE EaT It uP. yOu lOvE It. ThIs iS AbSoLuTeLy dIsGuStInG. i'm dIsGuStEd aNd i hAtE EvErY SiNgLe oNe oF YoU, eVeRy sInGlE MiScReAnT ThAt dOnAtEd tO ThIs hOrRiD StUdIo's kIcKsTaRtEr, EvErY SiNgLe rEtArD ThAt wAtChEs tHeIr sTrEaMs wItHoUt aDbLoCk, EeeevErY SiNgLe fAn oF ThIs aTrOcIoUs, ReVoLtInG, iNsUlTiNg eXcUsE FoR A "sTuDiO".

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

how does an American based studio have worse production values than China?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i used to play him with ancient stacking with axes and soul ring

the thing is, offlane used to be too hard for him and he didnt get two summons at level 1.

these changes were enough to catapult him into the pro scene

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

maybe cuz America is overrated?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Jews

Firespawn
Firespawn

yeah sirens probably better than spec now, though i suspect the only build you should use is the octarine one

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

something "SNIFFBOY" something
fat jew, fat and a jew

everytime since 2013 without fail

Bidwell
Bidwell

Why is no one except ench buying wind lace? It's literally free movement speed.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I'm gonna spam this thread with Sheever webms if Navi lose this
Screencap this post.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I got a chance to talk to the #5 BM on dotabuff a while ago, learnt the stack spots and timings from offlane and was able to get some mmr by grabbing a quick necro3. This was before the new ancient changes like the dragon armor aura and hp boosting golem and before axes became magic and phys dmg

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

please god navi win

farquit
farquit

zyori has been on a different studio for years

JunkTop
JunkTop

you get stout and you bully offlaner with orb of venom illus for 70 mana while stacking and pulling for yourself

hell, i could see offlane naga being a thing nowadays

you get vanguard raindrops arcanes for infinite sustain

yoy get radi for indestructible illusions that take literally no damage from creeps and barely any from creeps

octarine is as good as ever

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

NAVI LMAO

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

NICE DIRECT INVITE YOU HACKS

massdebater
massdebater

6.87

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

is it worth pulling a wave round the jungle with boar for 30 seconds to meet your wave between your two towers? or does that only work in mid

TreeEater
TreeEater

because BM is a very all-in timing hero

you either go early with vlads and drums and run at things as a 5 man deathball, OR

OR

after 1 failed push, you instead decide to increase your 10k gold lead into a 30k gold lead and you buy refresher and use it exactly once (1) (uno) (jedan) time, and the teamfight is so one-sided that the enemy team calls gg within a second of their carry getting surprise double ultied and mana burnt with necro 3's

the balance in this game is truly revolting. BM's first skill used to be useful. it would actually hurt A LOT. now hes just a pushbot. i liked the HoN version more. since HoN has corpse blocking in the jungle and less cancerous AGI/armor items, its much harder in HoN to amass armor to negate wild axes. Tundras maxing their axes is not uncommon and is super good against ranged AGI heroes and supports. It was fun too since his E was a unit target charge.

Evilember
Evilember

Can someone complete this sentence for me

Navi is ____.

TechHater
TechHater

Sheever's shoulders are probably three times as wide though

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That was actually a nice play by E Wolves

viagrandad
viagrandad

Are you the guy I suggested it to yesterday or are we just on the same memetic wavelength?

Inmate
Inmate

Our guys

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

ywn have miss alice gf with 11/10 body to cuddle with and fuck silly

end it all

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Blood from the ears, blood from the eyes - thank you Weplay for pleasuring us!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

PERUBROS [email protected]

iluvmen
iluvmen

If you bought a soul ring first you don't need to leave your lane on dire side because you could just throw level 1 axes from lane. Maybe 10s to and from with boots on radiant.
If you send your boar you needed to dedicate it to stacking.

FastChef
FastChef

good
bitch needs a 12 inch dildo and can go for hours
no mortal man could satisfy her

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Browse reddit
see this

Can you fucks like just stay on your containment board?

TechHater
TechHater

it most certainly is. i used to run naga back when it was all radiance and diffusal abuse (before octarine came out). i won from megas on several occasions with this. i suspect IF nerfed the diffusal to allow naga to be not completely cancer this way, because you could just mana starve heroes like naix and just autowin because the enemy team was radiance burnt to near death or attacked to the point where they had 0 mana and couldnt ever push.

but the issue really is that radiance octarine manta is twice a cancer that diffusal ever was. just pushing lanes and creep cutting is just an instant win. the only counter was really to be able to backdoor towers or have a lion or pugna popping illusions down. otherwise you would lose instantly.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Browse reddit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

browsing reddit
take you own advice

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Then why the fuck are you here?
And don't me some bullshit like you were only there to get directions to get away from there.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

bloodthorn makes literal 1.5x crit = 30-40 damage per spiderling hits
it gets added to silence after damage burst
doturds?

Methnerd
Methnerd

browsing reddit
yeah, you're the one in need of containment pal

Skullbone
Skullbone

who is he talking about?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

me

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

when someone in you're team has anger issues and you keep getting caught out on purpose to annoy him

Methshot
Methshot

700 billion gold

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Enchanters still broken. Icefrog pls

TechHater
TechHater

it's 1.35 tard

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

super easy to build
the hardest item to buy is fucking broadsword

DeathDog
DeathDog

zyori

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Beyondthesummit Lmao. Zuva nezuva, zuva shitty Studio uyu ekuteerera ndiko sync. Zuva havaoni 3/4 pamusoro gwaro kana kunyange yose kunyora urongwa hwezvinofanira kuitwa Pasika. Zuva nezuva, ching Chong Merlini wakasviba uye disheveled apo vachikanda, unshowered uye vasingaratidziki nemhaka yokuramba kwake huchadururira uye kuzvitsaurira kwake mouthbreathing. Zuva nezuva mafuta muJudha David "ld" Gormanberg ari mafuta muJudha, mafuta uye muJudha. zuva rimwe nerimwe GoDz sucks kachikamu kaduku jongwe pamusoro Chinese dota Chiitiko zvishoma zvokuvapfuura, nepaaigona achitarisira kuti Chinese mutoro kuti vaizopfurwa zvakadzama pahuro ake apo vachiedza kutarira "inotonhorera" pamwe ake akashata pedophile ndebvu. Zuva nezuva, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs scrotum ake tsvina pamusoro kamera, anosuwa mangwanani teamfights uye anopfeka vaaleanpunainen uta hwake zvinonyangadza, rinotyisa 'bvudzi ". zuva rimwe nerimwe chete ichi anoenderera mberi, uye imi vanhu uridye. Unoda naro. Izvi Zvemazvirokwazvo anonyangadza. Ndinosemburwa uye ndinovenga dzose chete wenyu, mumwe chete miscreant kuti kumamwe horrid Studio uyu kickstarter, mumwe chete kutadzisa unorinda Nehova dzavo pasina AdBlock, ose chete kurudza iyi dzakakura nokuvatema, yokupandukira, vadadi pembedzo imwe "Studio" .

Playboyize
Playboyize

try out us unranked to see what its like for you yanks.
enemy pa talking shit whilst retards feed and we have a jakiro intentionally feeding and sending multiple couriers to enemy

this better not be a recurring thing for you lot

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

navi

MPmaster
MPmaster

get invited to major
lose to peru

takes2long
takes2long

this better not be a recurring thing for you lot
ha ha ha ahah

iluvmen
iluvmen

NICE DIRECT INVITE LAMO

this is what happens when you pander to redditors you fucking out of touch twats

idontknow
idontknow

LOS PERUANOS

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i wonder how proud peru is that they're beating navi
do they have the flag ready?

Evilember
Evilember

Dicks out boys

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Thanks for having my back fampais ;_;

askme
askme

It's an "enemy team throws against Navi" episode

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fast everyone post excus- explanations for Navi losing to Peru. I'll start:

Patch was released this week, we are on a period where bad teams can win by lucky picking OP heroes. This LAN means nothing.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Axe is OP though

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Why is Peru allowed to exist when they're so shit?>

cum2soon
cum2soon

Newbee lost to a bunch of peruvians

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

He's not, Blademail is.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Meme invite getting rekt by the cheaters banned from all valve events

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Blademail is fine. Stop building glass cannon you fucking retard.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

enchantress
QoP

GIVE US ALL THE FARM WE HAVE A GAME TO LOSE

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT
NAVI IS DOING IT

massdebater
massdebater

even ezalor stopped being a redditor, so can you

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

MANILLA INVITE LOSING >MANILLA INVITE LOSING >MANILLA INVITE LOSING >MANILLA INVITE LOSING >MANILLA INVITE LOSING >MANILLA INVITE LOSING >MANILLA INVITE LOSING

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I think Secret will do better the more they play together desu. That was their first time ever playing together in an official and the team has a lot of individual skill on it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Nice try

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why did Axe ever fall out of the meta senpai?
Both call and his ulti go through BKB, right?
I remember when he used to be super meta but I don't remember what changed that made him fall out of meta. Now he's back in meta again and I'm wondering why wasn't he meta before?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

all these retards that can't tell who's winning in a game

where are all these noobs coming from? is LoL dying or something?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I think Secret will do better the more they play together desu.

OH LOOK
ITS THAT THING SAID EVERY TIME AFTER SECRET INEVITABLY PLAYS LIKE TRASHCANS

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

blademail and counter helix buffs make him god tier again

girlDog
girlDog

Blademail changes means that you take full damage while Axe or whoever takes damage after magic or armor reduction. Great for Axe who gets +40 armor from call

I've been here for 8 years. I was here when we did the weekly Code Geass and Gurren Lagann threads which were insane

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

2016
doubting the new Navi

Inmate
Inmate

doubting

hairygrape
hairygrape

doughting

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

LMAO THIS GAME

Methshot
Methshot

How do Navi's opponents always pull off these fucking retarded moves?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Na'Vi baseraces twice in a week's span

Top kek

Emberburn
Emberburn

Blademail is fine

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

literally zero hype winning against megas
Only peru could throw this fucking hard

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Wow, e wolves turned out to be even worse than navi, who would've thought?

StonedTime
StonedTime

cast point on call was nerfed so it's easy to dodge now

TechHater
TechHater

/d2g/ status: BTFO
seriously that was super pathetic
outplayed so many times by fucking PERU

eGremlin
eGremlin

We're just 2 memers mayne. What I did was

oov stout tango starting
spam the enemy mid out of the lane, go and rightclick a couple of times if he's out of tower range
go for the rune
as soon as i get level to gank a lane

Rest goes on as the game progresses.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Holy fuck Peru
How bad

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

doubting
doubting
doubting
doubting
doubting
doubting
doubting
doubting
doubting
doubting
doubting
doubting

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

peru
the seamonkeys of the west

whereismyname
whereismyname

The doubt

Supergrass
Supergrass

implying the peruvians didn't bet against themselves

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The city of Lima

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

peru
LOL

girlDog
girlDog

and your point is?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

doubting

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Only 2 teams right now are not worse than navi.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

You will never get to facefuck Sheever with those pigtails
Life is sour.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yeah, but he's like the only one that can get you to attack into blademail other than lc.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Did Peru almost burn down CIS dota? Holy shit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

veekyforums.com/thread/140355179/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/140355179/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/140355179/video-games
new

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw you'll never yank on those pigtails while she's giving you a BJ,

askme
askme

ara ara but im just an old lady

JunkTop
JunkTop

You triggered me bro

Jackie Chan

King_Martha
King_Martha

You could try rotating.

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