reminder that, on Veeky Forums, exclamations marks are a shibboleth of a gigaNEET
Hudson Brown
nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/
Sebastian Myers
What went wrong?!?!
Bentley Ross
>Glimmer Cape is still the most broken Item in the game
Angel Young
post new meta builds
Xavier James
reminder
>literally fucking SCAN >literally fucking spell damage scaling with int
Gavin Morgan
Go fuck yourself!
Joseph Garcia
>my team is always full of beaners
Julian Morris
so if scan is read that means there are enemies right?
Jaxson Price
Yeah
also it doesn't work on rosh pit so it's basically fucking useless
Landon Morris
>support thinks he's allowed to use allchat
Hunter Peterson
How is arc warden supposed to be played now?
Owen Flores
>Everyfucking NA qualifier a team with less than 3 games gets invited
Xavier Mitchell
using a time machine so you can go back to when he was good
Joshua Perry
you dont play him at all now. the hero just might as well not have been ported. just give pitlord
Hudson Clark
We are literally League of Legends now aren't we senpai?
Tyler Perez
You don't. He's gutted. Techies 6.85 gutted
Jordan Flores
You're a shitty hero but there's two of you so if you're really good it might add up to slightly better than one normal hero.
Levi Reyes
he's a position 4 support who farms abyssal blade
Ayden Young
>shitters don't build a shitload of disables on him now and double up on the amount of times they can disable enemies in teamfights
It's like you don't want to take advantage of the heavily reduced cooldown on the ultimate itself.
Leo Russell
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
James Russell
>want to use scan strategically >team keeps puting it in enemy jungle every time it is off cooldown >even if there is an enemy there we are in no position to do anything about it
Liam Williams
why is her left tit bleeding?
Xavier King
>Lion mek instead of a Dagger. >ES Shadow Blade instead of a dagger >ES Aghas meme >Riki Tranquils and Basher meme
I've seen enough shit for today.
Dylan Torres
ring of repick
Christopher Hill
so uhh
how do you play him in 6.87?
Tyler Ramirez
>nobody has any fucking clue what teams are good and what teams are bad
>major right around the corner
>ESL forced valve to cram the patch in a bad time so everything gets fucked up
Colton Wood
>ES Shadow Blade instead of a dagger
But he has both, for whatever reason.
Joshua Taylor
Why we have heroes with 3 passives?
Hudson Parker
ESL is the absolute madman.
Henry Bell
essentially this
also build midas farming item (mael/necro) bots into disables
Carter Mitchell
>pike magnus Absolute madman
Adam Lewis
>people think echo shitter is good except in niche cases such a shibboleth of bads
Leo Cox
>valve could have literally just released the patch a week after shanghai >instead they let shitty meme tourneys get in the way
a reminder that over saturation of esports is STILL killing dota
Justin Rodriguez
>people still wont stop buying it and ruining my games
Gabriel Russell
>it's a n-new item so it's g-good
>b-but F-FREE stuff
every patch*
* with new items
Logan Torres
pretty sure merlini said valve had only just finished it
Hudson Martin
memes are all well and good, but i'd like to know what icefrog's thought process was behind the changes. He wouldn't just turn the hero into complete shit with no thought behind any sort of plan.
Caleb Foster
Yep, you're right.
Also BKB Ember against both Legion and Magnus.
John Robinson
Guess the hero /d2g/!
Noah Morales
did the valvebro ever follow up with any other posts? was it really all just a ruse? it had to be an imposter, right?
pls dont get my hopes up i dont want to be here any longer
Ayden Price
>all these anti-dota changes and mechanics
>2016 >STILL falling for the insiderbro meme
more reddit than reddit itself tbqh
Joseph Anderson
Sniper will never EVER be relevant, as long as each time someone picks him, the entire enemy team picks counters
Nicholas Thompson
you do realise that the common consensus about the hero on release was that he was made as a joke right?
Thomas Davis
one question. I want to buy the winter pass, how long before the thing ends?
Isaac Brooks
lol Drow with Dragon Lance just BARELY outranges towers so you can backdoor without taking any damage
>i cried for 2 days >They kicked their boy >I hope god is gonna make a justice this cancel faggot is breaking down on stream
Benjamin Robinson
...
Nicholas James
user, what is best hero? STR INT AGI
Ryan Harris
I have about as much respect for this patch as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is a video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. It is nothing more than memes enjoyed by simplistic redditors. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is cellphone games. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is gamer gear. It is casual. It is League of Legends.
Brayden Miller
hp = damage now so str
Jaxon Mitchell
>Tiny >Windrunner >Weaver I am the 1v5.
Lincoln Nelson
I just played a game of this patch and I spent the entire match repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my chair for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
Ayy totally not league lmao. If you like it you're in the wrong place.
Lincoln Barnes
Is anyone here good at Brewmaster? What does an ideal Brewmaster game look like? How does he fit into this memeorchid meta where he can't cast split for shit?
Dylan Carter
this fucking patch
David Anderson
>Dota 2 is League of Legends now >STILL no loli hero dotoasts?
Landon Cox
>no mention of glib facsimile Shit pasta
Luke Cruz
With Dota 2 copying LoL, and LoL copying Dota 2, how long until the two coalesce into one?
Noah Martin
venomancer jungle with wards
4:30 hand of midas buy literally anything you want you can clear the entire jungle once per minute
just lay 2 wards outside each camp and inbetween 2 camps you lay 3 wards max poison sting and you're just running back and forth aggroing camps and tapping them once with poison sting
each plague ward does 1976 EHP in physical damage during its lifetime. For comparison, a large centaur has 1364 EHP, it can be killed by a single plague ward. Thats not even counting poison sting
you could go fast blink/aghanims/veil, or you could go something crazy like radiance manta octarine travels, or you could build pure dps with silver edge phase bloodthorn bkb
Julian Ortiz
Viper
Isaac Cook
Bounty Hunter or Slardar
Cameron Price
>the guy who carried you to victory thank you sir. have a bunny
Caleb Gonzalez
deeee twoooooooo fucking geeeeee
this patch mangs
Mason Nelson
Id give it a year or two. I wonder which is gonna be less shit though.
Lincoln Sullivan
That's a cute bunny.
Lucas Wright
>ywn have loli phoenix
Nathan Scott
>that's a supernormal stimulii yes it is
Robert Bennett
>got generic firebird instead
Juan Scott
Does watching anime make you better at dota?
Kevin Howard
thank god
Carson Jackson
slahsers way am is pretty legit now. Vangaurd > threads > sn/oy > manta > ac/mjolnner / abyssal
you are unkillable almsot throughout the whole game if you play right
Henry Brooks
You're all WRONG
This is the build of this patch btw
Jayden Powell
>No aghas
Jacob Harris
>watch NGNL >8 game winstreak >watch Lain >3 game losing streak Only fun anime makes you better.
Luke Roberts
dumb AnimeNEET
Oliver Myers
Maybe with an Alchemist. You need more slots.
Xavier Russell
Lich is an alpha male this time around. Getting so many fucking kills early game I snowball out of control and my team farms for free.
Nicholas Wilson
that has nothing to do with your dota performance. masturbating tho...
Luis Cox
>you are unkillable almsot throughout the whole game if you play right your enemies are also unkillable because you have no farm and no damage
William Myers
>lich is the best support in the game >clan Iraq was so right it wrapped around to him being right again
alright good night gulag
You ARE on a healthy natural sustainable sleep cycle where you wake up with the sun rising, right user?
Asher Sanders
new hero bunnie gyaru. discuss
Eli Howard
I go to bed with the sun rising desu
Logan Gomez
Is Diffusal viable on Weaver now that ranged heroes get 40 mana burn on hit? Seems like the 8 purges would be really useful in case you get dusted.
Jordan Rivera
>deso >vlads
No damage drow new meta?
Lincoln Gray
>No damage with 60 free agility and a Deso and Vlads damage aura
dumb pedoNEET
Mason Fisher
Are you ready for the latest and greatest in 6.87's meme hero technology?
Jackson Murphy
>400 damage in the fucking picture right there >no damage
Daniel Miller
>Seems like the 8 purges would be really useful in case you get dusted. not that useful since you still have haste even if they can see you, and your ult purges you
Camden Brooks
>sb very small damage boost
>boots also no damage
>hurricane pike terrible damage for its cost
>vlads ayy, 15%
>deso mid game item that's more used for pushing
>sny ayy again
You shouldn't be doing this little damage that late into the game with that amount of gold.
Sebastian Wood
Yeah but you can still die when hasted, it's not like Weaver is exceptionally durable. Plus that's 40 mana burn on hit and he can do two attacks at once, and it's also 36 agility.
Carson Hughes
And you shouldn't be posting here if you're under 1k mmr.
Adam Carter
Why would I play Arc Warden when I could just double midas with Lone Druid?
Julian Perez
OK, but dust is already not very good against weaver for the two reasons stated. dusting him doesn't stop him running around at 522 speed with no collision, and he can freely purge it with his ult every 60/50/40 (16 with agh's) seconds.
it'd be like buying diffusal on slark and saying "the purge could be useful to get rid of dust on you". that's technically true, but he already has a purge, and doesn't doesn't stop him from leaping/ulting
Jaxson Butler
arc warden's double midas cost half as much
Andrew Martinez
Fuck my most wanted hero has been pitlord since phoenix was released
Pretty sure the abyssal blade change was made for him.
>You will never get to play the passive-anchorsmash, +25 damage after first wave, +250 damage after a wipe to push, good-macropyre, unique-vacuum/root team bots travel hero
Waiting for the almost double passive 45 second divines after a team diebacks thinking they can damage you