/dsg/ - Dark Souls/Demons' Souls General

roll like a retard

rolling makes you invincible

>99 embers in inventory
>50 more in stock
Why aren't you invading, user?

>you can't get the lothric knight armor with the blue cape

why live

realize it's the most bullshit boss

3kat

Absolute best ring
It will be nerfed and turned into fog ring

i went with with base face because i hate character customization and it takes too long

I was gonna do shrek but then iron pineapple did it so now it's too meme

I've gotta get me that ring, although my twink level 40 pyromancer build really wouldn't benefit it.

Pretty bold of them to intentionally make a feature of the game not work.

It tracks sharply for the first bit but moves slowly.
When it starts accelerating, it loses all tracking, just turn and it'll fly past you.

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Learn from my mistake, level 120 meta is awful

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Holy axes, batman.

Gotthardts are literally just upgraded axes though.

I have since changed the face to something that looks more human.

They've released three patches in a row that haven't touched it at all. Poise is fine.

bretty good mate

I'm just gundyr cosplaying so I won't even post mine

So the new patch didn't nerf straight swords, huh.
That's weird, because I had a dream tonight that my refined longsword was nerfed to 402AR.

Kinda worried about dreaming with patches, maybe I should take a break.

Champion gundyr

Nice neck.

can we still play offline?

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honestly it's far from as bad as I thought it'd be
most people seem to be using large weapons, either dragonslayer spear, yorgh machete, farron greatsword or profaned greatsword

only saw a single havels shield memer so far and not a single greatshield estoc memer

>tfw staying up past 1:00 AM
I'm a rebel.

Try hustling your hams when he does his blatant cast animation, fat ass

Raw with buff, blessed, or lightning mace? I've got the requirements to wield it and I'm going for 60 faith.

>beat the game
>get sunlight spear and respec to faith softcap
>one shotting niggers for 1200 hp with point blank spears

Faith is F U N

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Biomega Souls when?

They have released 0 patches since the problem was found, so source?

how bad is it, doc

rings: havel's, chloranthy, favor, and skull because i've been mainly going sunbro

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pls no obscuring ring is the best thing about this game

Lightning.

If you get a friend you can just spec into pyromancy and coop every boss then respec w/ rosaria.

You can beat the entire game in about 3 hours and it's hella easy.

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he wouldn't be happy user

oh yeah? try farming hollow gems

>It will be nerfed and turned into fog ring
I'm not looking forward to this and am resentful that I'm not getting tons of invasions done while it's still good because of shitty normie obligations

I'm pretty bland right now.

Why the fuck is it so bad?

Why does it have such terrible scaling? Why is it's damage so low?

It's 9am where I live, I didn't even mean to stay up this late

>failed to connect to the dark souls server
Why

If you're going 60 find a weapon with S scaling lightning infused, otherwise you can stay at 30 and just go raw with buff, the extra 30 points is a waste

I can drop you a nameless set tomorrow if you want to meme on some fools and simultaneously spoil them

Can someone explain why this specific dog in road of sacrifices has a bloated stomach? It doesn't behave any different from other dogs, doesn't drop anything special and is the ONLY dog like that in the whole game. So, what gives?

YEAH BITCH HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING THREE MOTHERFUCKERS RUN YOUR ASS DOWN

most powerful twink would be lucatiel, hollow slayer greatsword is strong as fuck for that purpose.

How is dark damage calculated on spells? adds scaling from both int/faith or does it take the lower of the 2?

>chloranthy
>8 stamina regen per second
>takes 3 seconds to refill a full bar
>literally worthless

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collector's edition if you're trash

alternatively, you could use collector's edition to tp to a nearby bonfire and do him legit to somewhat still keep your honor

it was pregnant
you monster

>140350361
A patch just came out. There is no problem. There was never a problem.

Actually it has a vomit attack
I'm fairly sure it was pregnant

>tfw there will never be new animations in a souls game

why can't they just make 1 new weapon
like
come on
same animations since demons souls
i just want to go full gundyr mode

Because all of the magic damage-boosting items affect it.
That's why all the innate magic damage weapons in the game are shit. You can stack like 130% boosts to their magic damage, so they were balanced assuming you would.

It can vomit poison.

>you can't be a blue/purple lothric knight
>you can't be a blue/purple deacon
>you can't be a blue/purple cathedral knight

>tfw this isn't the real one and the real one is dlc

>tfw corvican scythe does Lifehunt's self-bleed without the ridiculous bleed build up and 50% hp loss

I can't believe there's someone retarded enough to think From wouldn't notice a mechanic missing from their game months after its release.

Please kill yourself

>be grape in catacombs
>see host with his friendtom chilling out
>they spam L1 on the other side of the shortcut gate
>cool, i spam too
>blue comes, "what the fuck are you guys doing"
>proceed to chase my grape ass
>rape the blue under the witness of the host and friendtom
>found my bone, returning to my world
>spam L1 to say goodbye
>they spam L1 too

>skull ring doesn't give you the supercool red eyes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING C-TEAM

I was on the other side of the boss room

>invaded by spamming pyromancer
>starts off as a fun fight
>he gets low
>runs into enemies, heals up
>unequip weapon
>pull out +5 Dragonslayer Spear
>Equip Leo Ring
>proceed to kill him like a bitch

>cant play single player during server maintenance

But why?

it's a test to see who the true fans are

>png
fuck u

inb4 30 minute vaatividya video about the lore of this one skelebone dog

Wanna post your save? I don't know how to get half the shit you have. What's your SL?

>you can't be a golden winged-knight with angel wings

The dragon surfing edition

Never seen it do that.

I can't believe there's someone retarded enough to think From would intentionally create a stat and make it show up on gear and have it be the focus of several items and abilities just to turn it off for no reason.

>*Record scratch*

Yup, that's me.

Ironic/autist fag here, what should I use from these options?

Armor: Undead Legion Set, Fallen Knight Set

Weapon: Dark Sword, Uchi, Estoc

Also need a name, thinking either Artorias or Kirito

repostan knightfu

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Base regen is 45. That's 17.77% faster regen. And I thought level 0 was 7 regen.

How did you even plunge that thing into it's head? There's no tip

isnt L1 spamming the symbol for "lets fight"
I always do it to see if the other person is ready in fight clubs

you forgot
>*freeze frame*

So my current build is:

30 Vig
6 Attunement
30 End
25 Vit
40 Str
10 Dex
8 Int
9 Faith
11 Luck

This leaves me at level 80.

I've been using Yhorm's Machete and the Butcher's Knife for everything so far, but what I'm wondering is are there any other strength weapons worth building for that require more dex to wield? What else should I level and focus on?

You can actually just use your fist. Pretty great.

>He doesn't know

>dsg STILL DOESN'T KNOW

HOLY FUCK.

Cloranthy ring is not about the stamina recharge speed per whatever second.

IT literally STARTS THE RECHARGE IMMEDIATELY. THERE'S NO DELAY AFTER YOU JUST USED STAMINA.

Holy fuck REALLY? It's been like a month now guys.

what does From have against cool blue armor

Undead Legion + Uchi + Kirito for nipponese edge.
Fallen Knight + Darksword + Artorias for average dark souls player.

>Not seeded
You've got off easy

But I have 60 embers and around 150 covenant items user. I just sell my embers usually.

Now the fucking covenant items? Totally useless and you can't even sell them for anything... I haven't even bothered redeeming most of them since all the rewards are ass.

It's fucking weird though. I mean there isn't a single other similar dog in the entire fucking game. This is as if shy guys had been a thing in the original Super Mario Bros, but there was only one of them in world 3-2.

You can still fuck around after beating the lord of cinder correct, and are not instantly put in ng+?

It's not that bad though? It's got over 600ar for me.