Kekism is confirmed to have at least 3000 followers...

Kekism is confirmed to have at least 3000 followers, at least 1000 of these are committed to the point where they do rituals for him.

What do you think of this?

It's just paganism for autists

Kek

Sounds about as dumb as pastafarianism.

I have been blessed!

Again, I will not even consider the possibility of acknowledging Kekism until you realize that Kek is a goddess.

PRAISE BE TO KEK

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That's Kekuete you Fool.

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KEK IS IN THIS THREAD CONFIRMED, TRIPS AND DUBS ALREADY

Have the tables turned? Is /pol/ now the reddit containment board?

Indeed. Kek seems to think so.
But thanks to /pol/, Kek hath awoken.

4 pol is. I use the other pol on the site that shall not be named and it is still like the old /pol/. Im not even really much of a /pol/ack anymore, I just like it for nostalgia.

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LARP for people who don't leave the internet.

Can someone try and translate the hieroglyphs on the picture?

What does this have to do with history? go back to
/r9k/ or /pol/ or whereever you autists come from.

History and HUMANITIES.
Also, Ancient Egypt.

In what countries is Kekism active?

USA, Europe and Egypt.

Not Australia? I thought shitposting is a holy ritual there?

That was Early Kekism.
New Kekism is actually pretty dark and focuses primarily on Egyptian mythology. Their "meme-magic" idea is the idea that Kek communicates through electronic devices.

>implying Kek isn't an AI so far advanced that it decided to create time travel and fuck with us for the lulz through the primitive devices we have currently. That is the origin of shitposting. Shitposting on your own is merely a form of worship, though Kek is ambivalent. The greatest shitposts are surely she

It's not shitposting, it's understanding what the God wants.

fuck off to reddit

>Their "meme-magic" idea is the idea that Kek communicates through electronic devices.
No, it's a subdivision of chaos magick.

> worship pseudo Egyptian god
>don't at least use coptic in their shitposts
fuggaing pol

What is Kekism? A religion where you workshop your wife's bulls?

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I want to see these rituals

Oh shit nigga. Thou who art trips art chosen.

>mfw /pol/'s ironic worship of Kek has become unironic
If you need anymore reasons to not take /pol/ seriously, this is it

I'd rather worship the singularity in the form of a little girl instead of some resentful amphibian. Gotta channel those paternal instincts somwhere y'know, since my genes aren't going to see another life form.