/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

ay papi

Crafting

Hi do you like catgirls?

tfw forgotten

sunslut pls go

you have been immortalized as an ebin. your legacy will be passed on

cucked by naaki of all people lol

where are the handsome midlander boys?

>cleaning the cum out of my onahole in the kitchen sink at 3am
>mom walks into the room and turns the light on
>sees me with a big pink thing and hands covered in cum
>asks what I'm doing
>u-umm I'm c-cleaning some chicken to cook it
>cooking chicken at 3am?
>y-yes
>tells me I'm not doing it right and walks over, taking it out of my hands
>mom is holding my onahole and the cum is oozing out onto her hands
>user this isnt chicken
>sniffs the cum on her hand and then tastes it
>realizes what it is and what she is holding
>mom rage active
>throws onahole at me with a pitch that could rival Lou Gehrig
>hits me across the face, knocking my glasses off and leaving a smear of cum across my cheeks and lips
>run back to my room on the verge of tears
>grab my laptop and sprint to the bench, finding my EB and telling them I need sexual healing :3
>cry myself to sleep
>didn't even finish the ERP
>forgot to clean up the cum
>wake up to my dog licking the crusted cum off my face
>post on xivg

Fanta'd into Au Ra gods

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me irl

s-she was MAGICKED away by all those nasty lizards on tonberry... it doesn't count!

i forgive you of your mistakes since i am no one

si mami

i'm leveling CUL, i'll post a picture or something later.

>be a nigger
>pretend to be a Serbian man pretending to be a woman pretending to be suicidal
>get caught
>pretend to "kill yourself"
>realize money is running low because you're a dumb negro with no job
>come back online to try and leech more betabux off of people because that's the only way you know how to make money
ftfy

smoking is bad for you

>she

It's also illegal if you aren't 18.

best race in the game or what? :3

>offer to hold hand
>doesn't even acknowledge it

forgotten +1

Catbois

>girls do not play video games, do not visit Veeky Forums and do not exist

That never stopped me.

naaki is a boy

that's okay, too....
post pls
okay!!

bad hair

good hair

you're retarded

>Thom Grieger: When I first knew you, I never expected anything more than this, actually.
>Thom Grieger: Comfort and pleasant times, something pretty rare to me.
>Thom Grieger: It turned into more over time, and not a mite of concern rose to mind.
>Thom Grieger: Through anger, distrust, tears, and lewd things, I was never on edge or stressed.
>Thom Grieger: I love you, and accept you as my wife, Colette.

>Colette Grieger: Ever since the day we met on Leviathan, we've been there for each other
>Colette Grieger: You've been my mentor, my big brother, my guide, and always on my side
>Colette Grieger: We've gone through a lot and drifted from realm to realm, yet never apart
>Colette Grieger: So, through ego-trips from pouting lips, Through traveled miles and Ultimate Trials..., Through these vows rehearsed for the thirst
>Colette Grieger: I'm here for you; for better, for worse.

It's meh
I wish they'd add another hairstyle that actually looks decent desu

le brittany indian spuki skellington face

this is really embarrassing considering how the chips fell on that

Desperate times

call for desperate measures.

Briah do you dom?

being ippiki is depressing

what does that mean

>not a mite of concern rose to mind
>and lewd things
autism

So as a tank do you guys read guides for every dungein before or just hop into it? just reached 50 with my WAR and I dont really want to do lv50 roulette as most dungeons in it are somewhat harder/mechanic intense compared to all storydungeons inclusing the heavensward ones.

>disgusting xaelas
Don't you have a horse to get mounted by?

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For some reason we're the same cat just because we have the same hairstyle, despite us using two different face
Idgi either
I'm sorry you got thrown into this

If I ever EB I'm making a macro which just spams the lyrics of:

youtube.com/watch?v=7esYi0k4rSU

what

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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red pls

Nicotine is shit and does literally the opposite what most people think it does.
Seriously though, I smoked for 10 years and quitting was the best decision in my life.
Hope one day everyone who smokes sees that as well.

>Vjera has been back for -1- day
>Sera is already sitting on the curb in the trash can.
No one saw this coming.

Is Guildwork good?

Even with the base i115 gear from Ishgard you'll heavily outgear any and all of the level 50 dungeons. Pull big, most bosses only have one major mechanic so ask about it beforehand, win.

botnet

My favorite part of this is just CG talking mad shit in those gay ass vows while Ippiki took it 300% seriously.

>xaela fuck horses maymay

why does nobody seem to understand the actual meaning behind the Goro tribe's traditions

You look like Ron from Harry Potter

I always read relevant wiki pages and sometimes watch video guides before I tank anything I'm unfamiliar with.

If I DPS or heal I just go in and let it sort itself out though, unless it's an Extreme trial or something.

Do manuals affect the xp you get from leves?

boys can be girls too, user

who ARE you, you madman

take your time, do single pulls if you dont feel comfortable, but the MSQ throws so much gear at you that you'll vastly overgear everything. even if you fuck up it probably wont mean shit unless the healer is asleep.

actually am not xaela anymore

I never tried crafting and gathering in this game, is it runescape tier? What crafting and gathering classes are essential to level?

Nicotine is my oldest friend, I could never abandon her no matter how much she kills me inside.

Thanks again for the hat.

only the last one was me

i will respectfully disagree

I'll do it. I'll even pace it to the song. It'll be an endurance run for everyone involved.

Kill me. I want it to be over.

>I will never exterminate voidscum with A'hl after which we sit down by a cozy campfire in the desert and talk about voidscum genocide for hours upon hours
Kill me now

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das it mayne

Ey nigga I heard you like feet

gathering is fairly boring but is a little more involved than runescape at least. crafting can be sort of entertaining, but to do proper endgame crafting you'll need to have most if not all of the crafters maxed and melds out the ass

5 decides what I say.

my name jeff

kill yourself again

>He thinks I'm Sera

Hi Jeff.

Were the tremors so bad you dug yourself out of the grave?

My name Jeff.

Lonely au ra looking for...

Oh forget it...

post lewd fem c@ and au ra butts

who tf is jeff

vjeffera?

>has a bunch of friends
>im so lonely ;((((((((
fuck off awena you faggot

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Tell me about it. I won't be doing this again till its nerfed.

vjera's real name. he's a black man.

I'd know that tummy from anywhere

nya

What...

Where's that pinocchio post with the frog pepe, announcing a "transformation"

lmfao

spot on

youre fucking annoying when you pretend to have no friends

vocaroo.com/i/s17REk7lZZwq

You are extremely rude.
Awena is a very honest person.