/wtg/ War Thunder General

happy accidents edition

>Official Site:
warthunder.com/

NOTE: You get given a premium aircraft for your first victory in game!
Need a faster download? Switch Language in Launcher.

>Wiki with Release Trees and General Tactics:
wiki.warthunder.com/index.php

>Fan created skins, missions, locations, fictions etc...
live.warthunder.com/

>Ammunition Types
wiki.warthunder.com/index.php?title=Category:Ammunition
fanfiction.net/search.php?keywords="war thunder"&ready=1&type=story

>All the Air RB/SB maneuvers you would want to know + Engine thingamabobs:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=200974026

>Every Airplane Instrument Panel translated
mediafire.com/view/q4nybrogygdchdb/ND's_aircraft_reference_guide.pdf

>Youtube Channel with Tutorials and Gameplay Videos
youtube.com/user/galahadgawain/playlists

>Steam community:
steamcommunity.com/groups/warthundervg

>vg chatroom:
Type " /join vg " into chatbox.
If prompted for a password, use "memes".

>Teamspeak
ts.gonnahate.org

>Joystick Comparisons:
xbitlabs.com/articles/multimedia/display/joystick-roundup_8.html

>DIY Headtracking
pcgamer.com/how-to-build-your-own-ir-head-tracker/
ebay.com/itm/161710468074

>Chart displaying weapon effectiveness against ground units
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1H1_cSnYKSKbU6Giql2bMDdFoXefeq6ENWuvjQbtquMs

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=m0mrOeJwXBI&list=PLYbocufkwRFBhtNDnrrsd3_tpgGCJNe27
youtube.com/watch?v=B-p-l8pYQH0
youtube.com/watch?v=jueDXiuU6aM
youtube.com/watch?v=NYcscAW0oQU
youtube.com/watch?v=6I0Bgb-vAAY
iremember.ru/en/memoirs/tankers/dmitriy-loza/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Reminder: Grouchys wife being fat and too lazy to exercise is a """""""""""""disease""""""""""""

dxtory

Reminder: the people who make fun of grouchy and his wife are pimply faced millennials who never felt a boob before

Literally dead.

Reminder: Feel your wifes boob as much as possible now, because she'll be dead soon

The entire TS has seen a pic or two of his wife, shes just a thicc lady is all.

He literally put pictures of his family on the internet. He deserves everything he gets, It's his fault.

>his

Stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person grouchy

Also, she's not thicc, shes just fucking obese

Are there actually any good ww2 documentaries besides the one where p51 pilots shooting under the tiger tanks

Hello anons, what are the best looking planes in your opinion?

i felt a flat boob and it felt great

>Are there actually any good ww2 documentaries

No, there is not. You can't fit present accurate history in the space of 45 minutes to an hour. It also has to be extremely embellished or even made up to be entertaining to a typical audience. This is the reason shit like Dogfights and Battle 360 was popular.

Reminder that "Millennials" includes 80s kids.

if you want quality, read books

Yer 2

The World at War.

Although it's a very general series covering Hitlers rise to power to the start of the Cold war.

>there is not
*there are not

>you can't fit present
*you can't present

Just fuck my shit up.

There is no such thing as a good looking Russian plane. They are all blocky and DISGUSTING.

High tier Brits have the best looking aircraft, objectively.

Is the F-82 worth using now that it's apparently fast as fuck?

>High tier Brits have the best looking aircraft, objectively.

hmmmmmmmmm

Spitfire XIV
109 E
F9F
Hunter
La-9
Sea Vixen

>Rahl.f
>Mio
I honestly don't understand why Aeghrim made those two spergs channel admin. Rahl.f would kick people solely because he didn't like them and Mio wouldn't do jack shit with his admin powers unless someone insulted his shitty waifu. I couldn't think of two worse candidates for admin desu

109 F
Griffon Spits
Ki-61

>World at War
Thats the shitty one with the recolored shit and mislabeled movie clips?

Bf-109 F, Bf-110 C and P-51D
I also like how Hurricane looks, but I wouldn't call it "beautiful", more "rugged" or "solid". P-47N would fall into same category

Ki-84

109 F-4

P-40

Griffon Spitfires

Posting rare grouch wife photo

>109 F
>best looking 109

Oh my god I'm surrounded by plebs with no taste

Next you're gonna tell me that Carla or whatever canopy looks good too

Nope, no recoloured stuff. All factual, commonly regarded as the definitive WWII documentary series.

They're all on youtube as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=m0mrOeJwXBI&list=PLYbocufkwRFBhtNDnrrsd3_tpgGCJNe27

>liking the look of the early 109s
disgusting

Mio would only do something if someone hot miked for a split second and he'd chimp out

>Tattoos
>Short hair
>tramp stamp
>fat

literally gross

!!!BEST LOOKING 109s!!!

>E-4
>F series
>G-14

Emil is the coolest and broest 109.

>fat
>rear mirror shows an hour glass and no back rolls like the thread implies

Must be another dank meme?

You mean Ferdinand.

>Hoursglass
>"""""""""""""""""""""hourglass"""""""""""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""hourglass"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

HOURGLASS BROS WW@

>Its an spitifre just puts the plane up and catches you in a stall with literally no energy or speed episode again

>Ferdinand

It's Friedrich senpai

>hourglass

Well, she managed to convince you that her being fat is a """"""""disease"""""""" and now she's convinced you that's she's """"""""""skinny and has an hour glass figure"""""""""""""

Where I live everyone says Ferdi btbh.

does she have cancer? Serious question

>not E-7
that nosecone

Right here, bro. Here's my gf, check out the hourglass on her.

Where you live everyone is stupid.

not that hes told us. she is just really sick and stuff, takes a lot of medications, stuff like that. ts fags leaked all of this to the thread after they asked him about her

>really sick
does she take chemo? Cause she looks like a cancer patient lmao

>teammate with dicker max at 6.7 game
>killing enemies left and right

seems like its currently sitting at proper battle rating

ooooooh killem

>people complaining about russian bias and ignoring german biasmobiles

youtube.com/watch?v=B-p-l8pYQH0

damn dude, is that grouchys wife? That's one skinny bitch with an hour glass

t. Grouchy

>not being able to spot angled fatties

>expected her to actually be a whale
>mfw she actually isnt and looks like shes in the gym

Discord kiddies are just salty because they can't get any and the closest they have to physical contact with another human being is a waifu body pillow.

>Carla or whatever canopy looks good too

It's the Erla Haube canopy and it looks great lad

She actually does look seriously ill though. Hope she doesn't ACTUALLY have cancer...

Post memes

It's looks fucking disgusting.

Too bad the rest of the late 109s looks like shit.

>almost always 1-hit-kill
>penetrates better than Tiger
>can hull-down better than Sherman

>never produced
>only 2 prototypes made
>still avaliable in normal tech tree
>BR 4.3
>minimum 3 in near every Tier 2 battle
truly J7W1 of Ground Forces

youtube.com/watch?v=jueDXiuU6aM

>you will never find an old aircraft laying mostly intact in a forest clearing

there's a top gear special in albania or some shit where they come across a bunch of mig-17s and 19s in an abandoned airfield

that's a plane graveyard
pretty fucking different from a plane that's just been laying around since the pilot made an emergency landing in the woods

2bh she's pretty cute

how many plane graveyards do you drive through on your way to work, user?

According to Le_Blog(tee em symbol xd) she has like Hashimoto's disease which is some autoimmune disease affecting the thyroid.

Nevar 4get

part 2

>Grouch will never draw Junko as a tied up, abused girl who's bleeding and begging for forgivness for her shitposting.

Grouch really doesn't like guro, senpai

None, but that doesn't make purposely visiting one that's well-known even remotely as interesting as finding a plane in the middle of nowhere

vehicle graveyards are not "found" because they officially exist, and sometimes even have caretakers. Also gear in graveyards is usually gutted out.

Hot~!

Doesn't have to be guro.

grouchy if you're reading this: draw junko in a stockade covered in semen, bawling her eyes out and begging for forgiveness.

It wouldn't be full guro though, just beat up with a bloody nose and crying.

Makes me hard just thinking about desu.

Here's an example for you to model after grouchy : ^)

This is pathetic.

OKAY JUNKO

Do you want another example? :^)

WE WUZ STAR WARZ

Who /comfyinbed/ here?

>altern history
>teeb complans about having americans on the team and only just 2 spits
>then proceds to brag about his non performing hard to use spitfire
>i tell him to shut up
>he dives on the first I-16
>calls for cover multiple times as hes getting BnZ'd by La-5s
>he dies first
>''wheres your superior plane now, huh?
>leaves the match after that

I swear to god i hate bongs so much, teeb genocide when?

youtube.com/watch?v=NYcscAW0oQU

simea IS UKRAINE

>playing tanks
>angle myself against a pershing
>he can't pen me, I put a shot in it's turret
>ricochets )) off of nothing below the barrel
>all of the sudden get ammoracked
>an is2 shoots my left track and somehow it causes my ammorack to explode in the replay

Welp back to planes

>UKRAINE

youtube.com/watch?v=6I0Bgb-vAAY

How the hell do 9.0 jets get in 7.0 tank matches?

Don't you know? Storing ammo in the tracks was common practice.

Gaijin dead when

They don't.

god damnit that is exactly what happened to me

SHOULD HAVE WON the
oh wait

I'm reading interview with Soviet tanker, who served in Shermans.
One nice touch is how he points out how safe this tank was compared to T-34. If T-34 caught fire it would explode like firework, killing crew and everyone unlucky to be hit by debris. If Sherman caught fire, it was slow enough for crew to get out and find someplace safe.
At one point crew hid under knocked-out Sherman to not get machinegunned trying to get away. Then they heard ammo cooking off and they thought they're done for, but instead of exploding, rack in Sherman was going shell after shell, without blowing up entire tank.
He said it was more likely because Americans were using more refined and stable explosives.

This seems to explain why Allies were losing on average 1 crewman for every 2 Shermans knocked out (Americans even less due to their staunch stance on safety regulations), while for T-34-85 it was 2 tankers for every tank lost.

unless the mig 17 has been downtiered, they do

link, if someone's interested
iremember.ru/en/memoirs/tankers/dmitriy-loza/

>there's a risk of getting 100000 eagles for your 1500 warbonds
WEW

>eagles
that would be sweet, meant lions

>We had a trophy German "letuchka" (light maintenance truck). We had penetrated into the German rear in column. We were going along a road and our light truck had fallen back. Then another light German truck, just like our own, attached itself to the back of our column. A while later our column halted. I was walking down the column, checking vehicles. "Is everything in order?" Everything was fine. I approached the last vehicle in the column and asked, "Sasha, is everything OK?" In response I heard "Vas?" What was this? Germans! I immediately jumped to the side and cried out "Germans!" We surrounded them, a driver and two others. We disarmed them and only then did our own light truck come up the road. I said, "Sasha, where were you?" He responded, "We got lost." "Well, look," I said to him, "Here is another light truck for you!"

>not 10% booster (all allies) for 1 battle
admit, they could

>below me sat the gunner, Lesha Romashkin. Both of his legs were blown off. A short time before this battle, we were sitting around at a meal and Lesha said to me, "If I lose my legs I will shoot myself. Who will need me?" He was an orphan and had no known relatives. In a strange twist of fate, this is what happened to him. We pulled Sasha out of the tank and then Lesha, and were beginning to assist in the evacuation of the others. At this moment Lesha shot himself.