/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station General

Mega Science edition


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/87FjnR7M

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ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2512&p=11045
youtube.com/watch?v=2ownZDWNIRs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Fuck Dylan.

First for First

Guys I can't seem to connect to the server
It's just a blank screen and I don't think I'm banned or anything

I want Intigracy to fill me with liters of his semen

A deal's a deal user

Now you have to suck my proboscis

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2512&p=11045

Meet me in dorms this round 12:15

Custom poster printer when?

wanna ERP?

Lets get this shit started
>Mai Pai
>3 days

Currently rewriting parts of the medical system, it's excessively unstable right now and the original code isn't exactly readable. Next after that is power and other relevant engineering things, then interface - the current UI broke several versions ago and I haven't bothered fixing it because it's going to be redone from scratch either way.

>Uses hand teleporter to space an officer in crit that's being treated
>Attempts to space another officer, only fails because they had the nuke disk on them
>Justifies it with "I hate female security players"
>24 hour ban

I'm legitimately mad about this one

>Getting filled with Intigracy's bountiful sperm until your tummy bulges

>and then your tummy bulges even more as he gives you several pairs of twins

Make a ban request thread m8

One time I was upset that a guy only got a 3 day ban and I appealed it up to perma

Make sure you're using Byond Beta

I've just made a request, I don't want to seem hungry for ban valids

Long bans past a couple days just provoked evader behavior. It's better to give multiple short bans and a final ya done fucked up perma.

have ban valids gone too far?

> SolariousGabriella
All dis projection. Just ban SolariousGabriella instead

(You)
(You)

Oh would you look at that, it appears you used two posts instead of one, next time please keep your posts to a 1 post minimum to prevent us reaching the bumpcap too quickly.

[00:45:28]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@297,242,1) Ghost: I've been burnt out on this game for over a year, and im forced to be antag so much so I just bomb and call it good
[00:46:15]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@305,242,1) Ghost: Pseudo im also not angry anymore, I understand what you were trying to do
[00:46:19]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@305,242,1) Ghost: Im just in a pissy mood today
[00:47:05]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@304,242,1) Ghost: I should have stopped playing ages ago I dont enjoy this game
[00:49:30]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@317,248,1) Ghost: I looked in the logs and it is still signing me up for traitor even though its disabled
[00:49:38]SAY: Sordine/(Mr. Shankly) (@317,248,1) Ghost: I wonder what could fix this without outright asking for an antag ban
this was like a week ago and he often complains about the game fucking his prefences up

Post In thread mein friend

>Added Stationary Assembler MMIs - SAMMIs

Nah, it's another person. Go ahead and think whatever doesn't rattle your hugbox.

I've ran into problems where I disable my antag prefs, and it keeps having errors setting up lobby, as it keeps trying to draft me during traitor/double agents.

He's got a similar problem, it seems.

>You will never give feel Inti's children growing inside you
Why live

Female sec are valid

>you will never hear the doctor declare that this must be a world record in pregnancy

Valid for Inti's THICC Cock

Pump yourself full of cumlube then cram in all the gelatin eggs you can.

youtube.com/watch?v=2ownZDWNIRs
POSTING GOAT SMITHS SONG

>want to code all these new features and memes
>want to map fresh spess adventures for flexible bussing
>Tfw wagecuck
>Tfw no fukkin free time
>Tfw got books to read too
>tfw when I am in the mode for spess I'm in the mood to play it not code for it
>Tfw shit at coding anyways

Don't memecode you sack of shit.

SPACE MARINES
CASTLEVANIA
NON MEME MAPS
METAL GEAR RATION MADE FROM MEDICAL NANITES AND WHEAT
ORKS
NECRON
NECROMORPHS

Top ten sluttiest players.
And the top ten sluttiest Admins.

>It's a Shitter tries to get a good player banned for no fucking reason episode

Me

Me

OR MAYBE MEDICAL NANITES AND A PACK OF CIGARETTES

>nanobots
>memecode

All praise gear-sie

We already have necromorphs.

I still think carshalash did nothing wrong

do you think inti likes them slutty?
i just want to please him

is this in game?

on a side note, whatever happened to that space colonization server?

JUSTICE FOR NEVILL

HE DINDU NUFFIN

HE A GOOD BOY, HE JUST BORED WITH THE GAME, ASSISTANTS AREN'T A REAL JOB

LEAVE HIM ALONE

LEEEEEAAAVVEEEEE NEVILL ALONE

No, I think it's someone's pet project that never took off.

And I've never even heard of such a server.

>0 moving gears
I'd rather praise the cult2 mommi sprite

Sadly no

there is literally nothing wrong with suiciding at round start

prove me wrong

do you remember that time the madmen actually did it?

that was a nice time

Hey you know what map the server needs

>All that fucking fighting with sec
>We fucking borgs had to finish it
>You still got bagged cause you wouldn't FUCK OFF like we told you to.
No, no it wasn't

lol

Suiciding because you didn't get antag is a good way to get antag disabled.

Having players show up and quit immediately because they didn't get an antag roll devalues the game and if its habitual it is punished.

It only took several ruined rounds of singuloose experimentation while people tried to figure out how to make multiple singulos work

>big box of spiders in the middle
For what purpose

[duny intensifies]

>actually responding to a "there is literally nothing wrong with x, prove me wrong" b8post

No, we did it in one round, almost exactly to plan too.

Wouldn't have been possible without the borgs from the start honestly, too much time had to be spent dragging crates from cargo to engineering.
Thank engineering borgs, the best borgs.

Why the fuck is there a box of spiders
Why is there a fucking non-centered pathway through some sand to a little wooden wall with fuckall on it

i suicide when i don't get antag because i don't feel like validhunting today, and that's literally all you can do when you aren't antag, probeabroab

Oh yeah, we never got to put any actual rad collectors on there.
Good fun anyway.

Maps I think are cool:

>The one in an asteroid
I think Hippie uses this one. I really like the sec department on this one, but I don't know much about the rest
>Nova(?)
The mutlilevel one that Bay has. I really want to play on this one but don't know how to try it. Does Bay have a rotation?
>The latest Goon cogmap
Belt hell neat as hell

There's no vents too

I know exactly the map this server needs

We need /tiny/.

If there were two guys on a space station and one killed the other with a toolbox would that be fucked up or what

Please don't tell me this pile of garbage is actually a serb somewhere.

>canisters instead of gas miners
>tiny medbay with no body scanners
>cramped hallways

Would not play.

RULES OF NATURE!

iirc it's supposed to be terrible because's lore is it's a vox base so it's all shit

that mine area in the bottom is full of spiders that kill everyone

Gas miners are fucking cancer. Gas management doesn't matter anymore

You should be the retard who made this station because everything about it is awful

le intrigracy dick
le cervix tickling

d-do i fit in yet??

THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN
WHY THERE'S A ROOM FULL OF SPIDERS
ON A SPACE STATION

How do all the stations get power if they're separated? Are they all connected by wires or have separate engines?

Let's see if you fit in me!

...

So, if there were two guys on a space station, and one of them chloraled and reassigned his gender using genetics because Centcomm wants those two to create a nursery school for good and loyal NanoTrasen employees, would that be pretty hot or what?

Mary sue jokes aside I've had shifts like this
>Have to play engineering, md, cook and sec

Special portable SMES.
However they are so small that the solars provided do all the job.
Includes a singularity and AME.

...

>tfw floating through space with the rcl and quick-wiring the stations together
Nothing better

Most people don't know it because the RCL is kinda clunky to use, but the RCL is the only way to wire a space tile without any tiles put down. It's great for stuff like this.

don't believe his lies, the RCL runs out of wire before you reach the other station.

This is true but you can pause by throwing down rods to make a lattice and give you time to pause and refill. It takes good timing of course to know when you're about to run out

>Comdom being shitcurity
>Doesn't even have his cap armor and a riot shield
Public service fampais

...

Can he pull an electric toolbox and refill on the go?

sammis were a mistake

>he doesn't carry a toolbelt with 7 cable coils in it and a spare in his alt hand as he goes
get good at middlemouse clicking nerds

That thing next to the ice cream dispenser, is it a snack dispenser or something?
CHEF COMPLETELY USELESS NOW

i hope you memers like bad things

I've been getting Connection Failed all day.
What do I do?

>middlemouse
>using hotkeys

What a nigger

...

What up?

I hate having a ton of cables in my belt. It just bugs me so bad

Upgrade to byondbeta. Join the 60fps meme drean

>adding features with no documentation

b-ban
ban bans
ban ban
ban
..ban?
B-BAN.

BAN THEM ALL
B-BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
BAAAAANNNN

BAN?
Ban
..b-ban

Uh

Un-unban
UNBAN THEM ALL
UNBAN THE BAN
UNBAN UNBAN UNBAN

t. mrpain666

If you had a legitimate issue you'd take it up on the forum instead of being a whiny shitposting cunt who got blown the fuck out when he was being a shitter.