/utg/ - Undertale General

They're similar, you autist

Zoophilia is outlawed
not that I wouldn't want his tongue down my throat

nth for robot husband

Canon Sans body pillow!

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reminder that smolgoat >>>>> edgegoat

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xth for flowey

Science Pals!

So just Chara and Toriel then?
reminder that Flower >>>>>>>literal shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Small goat = edge goat

POST RARE GOTEFRISKS

I only want to kiss and carress her feet

Agreed but what said

also, there should be a bigger powergap between literal shit and small goat

The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

I assure you I had no romantic feelings towards a BULLY (grumble), ...until now.
I already kinda knew that. Your scenarios are sometimes too intricate and silly to be taken as actual hate.
Are you feeling it now?

new meme

i hate myself and want to die

>you will never enter a loving relationship with him
>you will never live your life with him as each other's one and only
>you will never slowly grow more attached to the overwhelming emotions you feel when you see his blissful smile
>you will never do whatever it takes to make him happy
>your approaches will never slowly get more lewd
>you will never become his personal concubine, eager to fulfill whatever desire he has
>you will never get to watch as he reels in ecstasy again and again, taking both a physical pleasure in your work and an emotional one in seeing him revel in your commitment to him
>you will never be rewarded for your devout worship by being his for all eternity

Hurts. Hurts as bad as this raging headache. someone please put me out of my misery

Humantale!

toriel's not *that* much better then the smol goat come on

VERY RARE

Ah am puttin ya in ma buckit

Gotta keep that fish moisturized.

Humantale!

actually, toriel would be small goat >>> edge goat >>>>>>>>>>>^10 goatmom

Fuck you faggot, you don't get to like the edgegoat.

No asrielle poster does.

>Humantale

Got the source for that goatfrisk, user?

>.until now.

So does that mean there is a chance?

Oh he's cute and lovable and all but he doesn't make me shiver in subby lust and desire in the night from just thinking about his musk like his edge form does.

>from just thinking about his musk

god, I know that feel

He wouldn't even go through the trouble of getting a note. Just write it directly on there.

>you will never have this with anyone ever
Maybe I could massage your temple a bit

HNNNNGH I wanna adopt that fish

A one in a million, but yes. There is a chance.

>making up a fetishistic seme from 8-year old's deviantart OC with no personality

Whew...
Just made it in time for the new thread.

Good evening /ugt/!
How's everyone doing? I hope that today's was a great day for each and every one of you and that you managed to do everything you wanted.

Now - who want's to grab a drink and spend a comfy night robotposting?

LEAVE
LEAVE
PLEASE GO AND NEVER COME BACK.

Gooooooddddd afternoon', /utg/!

I hope you're all having an absolutely wonderful day today and that you're all doing your best to make the final day of your week count.

I love you all and I hope you have a fantastic last half of your day

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CUTE

Got the source?

Here's your customary (you).

>you will never ever bully him when he tries to be dominant because he's actually a dorky 8-year old

lmao

Alright. Wish I had known the weather would be so good.
And it's already night.

Now now user. Let's be diplomatic about this. If Asrielle posters want to stop being terrible and become better people we should let them, right?

Hnng. Yeah headaches are a giant bitch. Take some painkillers man.

Fresh mom here

Meee
I'm in one of those moods where everything is annoying.
I could use a drink but all I have are my roommate's cheap frozen cocktails.

Hellooo, robot and spider posters.
I have achieved absolutely nothing all day! And there is still plenty of time for things to get worse! Love you guys

you are the biggest sweetheart. i love you.

No? Asrielle posters want to slap tits and a vagina on a boy, and then have the fucking nerve to pretend they dream about his smile.

I legitimately want them to fuck off forever, their sins can never be washed off.

That is what I imagine when you people post "thic" not that weird balloon stuff.

Me? Asrielle poster? Not yet at least.
Or you could bludgeon me to death and give me the real release I crave
You know it. Musk, tongue, licorice. The whole OC package.
Gently bully him into being equals in your healthy relationship? I like the way you think
I've already taken more ibuprofen then I should have

not sure if its fresh, but still nice

hey, you dont have to achieve something every day. you can chill with us user. im here for you.

goodmorningfrisk.tumblr.com/

I wouldn't mind but I'm going to be heading to bed in about half an hour. Thankfully I have evening shift tomorrow.

Now that's a goteFrisk I've never actually seen before! Impressive!

I read that as "goodmorningfrick" and I flashbacked to "good morning /utg/"

faster

oh shit
this would be bad

>gotefrisk gets to surface
>kills one human
>entire armed forces needed to put them down

Yeah, just hoping I can maybe do something about my sleeping problems tonight so I can make it to lectures tomorrow, but, uh, that's getting a little too bloggy for my tastes so I won't rant!
How are you tonight?

>Not yet at least.

Oh, so you're not the "HEY GUYS I WROTE THE FIRST ASRIELLE STORY" faggot I thought you were?

My mistake!

fuck OFF

Calm down bro.

Good morning /utg/

>AU where you genocide the edgy underfell versions of monsters

I'm calm as long as they're not around

Yeah.
I don't mind if girls have some meat on them like they do in that pic, but thicc has just ended up being "lets attach water balloons to body parts!"

Hmm if you've taken a lot of medicine and you still have a headache then I don't know what to tell you. I'm really sensitive to drugs so 400mg is usually enough for me and I don't take them easily. 800mg is usually enough to numb pretty much any pain but I've only ever taken it when I've had work done on my teeth.

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cyzarinefredek.tumblr.com/post/143088208861/a-little-goat-frisk-3

That's good, timezones are a sad thing.
I'm glad your day was well though.
Hey, you have plenty of time to achieve things, you don't always have to take monumental steps, improvement is a slow process.
I love you too user, and thank you.

You must have me pegged for another, user. I have never written any sort of asrielle stuff. I am indeed some other faggot with a lust for the goat(s).
OFF is a good game from what I've heard, don't bash it so unnecessarily
I imagine it will just take time. thanks for the kind insight user.

>Humans wouldn't know about SOULs and monsters.
>By the time the forces are mustered, goatFrisk is a 7 SOULed god, influenced by their new best friend.

All bow to Goat Frisk, new God Emperor of humanity.

>AU where all the monsters but the skelebros go through heat cycles

im great, to be honest. my napstablook shirt came in yesterday and im wearing it now. i hope you feel better bro.

I do have you pegged for someone else.

Not the first time this has happened.

resume worshipping

That's crocodiletears

But she was just trying to unite the warring spider clans.

Not sure if you've seen this one but here, have another

goat legs!

More like the one forest ranger with RESET powers the government pays to kill edgy monsters causing ruckus

unf

spideranon a CUTE!

>Asgore hiring Alphys as the royal scientist
>Becoming quick friends, especially after her quick advancement for technology for the entire underground
>They get very close very fast
>Alphys invites him over for dinner
>Makes an appealing dinner and invites him over for the night
>Watching a movie
>He's so lonely
>She's so lonely
>They can't help themselves
>In each others' pants faster than product placement in an Adam Sandler movie
>Emotional rutting on the couch
>Both get close
>Asgore gives a final few thrusts, sending both of them off the edge
>"Oh, Toriel!"
>"U-Undyne!"
>Both of them freeze, intense blushes on their faces
>Asgore pulls out, stammering to apologize
>Alphys can't believe what just happened
>Asgore puts his clothes back on, and leaves
>Alphys sits on her couch and turns on the TV, watching whatever anime is on at the time

Oh, they drew that Toriel with thigh high socks

Oh, he did Asriel too and I've never seen it here before I think. I've seen the goatmom though so it must've been posted at some point I guess.

fake doogle?

I don't lust after her. It is strictly platonic love.
>warring

depending on how long they were underground, "the power of a god" to monsters might just mean that they could break the barrier

i was into this up until that
dont bully the lonely goat/lizard

This is canon. Alphys has a crush on Asgore and Asgore likes thick lizard pussy.

>ugt...
God damn it...

Well - it's better than nothing.

Love you too.

>I hope you have a fantastic last half of your day
Oh I will, darling. Cheers.

In that case - take care. I don't want to keep you up whole night.

>my napstablook shirt
Can we check it out somewhere?

Any Korean can translate one edgy comic where Papyrus has soul cancer?

What image of Naps did you use on the shirt?