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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/21660/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

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first for anime

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Make Dota Great Again

>tfw no gay hero

>Tfw whenever I get close to reaching 5k I get knocked back down
This latest win streak bears ill omens

Is the game playable doturds?

shut up you little shit

no, its literally "ban/pick timbersaw or lose"

>set smoke as my sticky item
>go up 200 MMR
doturds?

Does dota ruin people?

>terrorist name
Can someone change that?

calm on d2g

post THAT webm, you KNOW which wun

how the fuck he takes nodmg from the tower?

>Last thread:

i wish more people put the last thread like you

so many newshits forget to do

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>on a 5 game winning streak
>game 6, inspect everyone
>everyone on losing streaks
>guy picks WD and says I'm solo top lane
>doesn't support, doesn't do anything that has any game impact
>mid gets absolutely butt blasted
>we lost
Fuck you Valve. I'm not playing this shit anymore, I'm done.

>Tinker
>140 games in qualifiers

Is he back boys?

33 hp/s regen
33 armor

>it's just a parnk lol, calm down

is your waifu real?
the answer depends on your mental state

what would happen if the woman tripped and fell while stumbling down the escalator thanks to the pie in her face, hit her head on a step and suffered a concussion and lapsed into a coma and died 3 days later in a hospital?

Morphling aghs?
Now with the replicate and hybrid you can copy your own team, as well as the enemy heroes. Morphling also is an amazing carry in the lategame if he gets 6 slotted... He can do anything YOU GUYS

>no reaction tps

Shitter bracket.

Manila regional qualifiers are only hours away.

>got to a dietist
>some qt fresh from college gives me a diet
>i do it
>its not any less than what i ate before just different food but its all good
>dotn work out or anything and weight keeps on going down and down every week

?
i tought it will be hard or something so i never bothered but you literally dont have to do ANYTHING and it works

was i brainwashed by somehting

>what is axe

she kinda has that hot cougar look

Nothing? It's not murder if she trips on her own accord

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but i literalyl said i dont work out at all m8

How much of a beta cuck do you have to be to play omni?

Is Techies still viable guys?

I miss exploding faggots.

you can argue it was getting slapped in the face and having your vision impaired by cake whilst standing in a moving escelator that made her fall.
however, seeing as she actually chased the guy for quite some time before she started falling, I'm not sure how a court would look at that.
if she straight up fell backwards after getting smacked with cake, then it should be no question about her case against the clown guy.

Is his passive lvl 4 or something?

dieting is literally fitness related, not video game.

yea the new meme items are quite good on im like lace or super pusher

I intentionally shitwreck ranked teams so no one ever gets out of 2000 mmr.

>its not any less than what i ate before just different food but its all good
holy fuck you are retarded.

Veeky Forums is _Health_ & Fitness, retard.
Are those kilos or are you a woman?

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kilos

its literally not any less id even argue its more food than before

its just split into 5 meals instead of 2 and of course totally different

>Tfw Slark wiil be nerfed to absolute garbage in 6.88

He was the most fun hero for so many patches

Now he will get the final nerf he doesn't deserve

Sweet night slippery fish

That first hairstyle was ironic right? He was going to some 80's themed party right?

Damn nigga you are fat as fuck.

Good luck.

i know, thanks m8

So it's less calorie wise which is all that matters.
you can even eat only 1 a day if that's what you want. meal frequency doesn't matter shit.

no it was just a different time back then

>tfw just finished carrying a game as qop against a six slotted jugg and pl.

why do I even play this game.

its just a typical teenage haircut where you try a little too hard, I've seen much worse out there.

>it's the let's have 2 or 3 3k+ HP STR heroes with a billion armour running down the lane to slap your tower's ass meta

Is there literally any counter to this shit?

Anti armour doesn't seem like enough.

>meal frequency doesn't matter shit.
it matters if you're trying to keep the hunger feeling in check, which I assume is a big deal for fat people losing weight.

qop should win the game before jugg and pl get fat retard

hp% based skills

naix SHITS on any str carry super hard for that reason
necro is good
AA is good

>its a enemy team has much more items than me why is it hard to hold highground xd post episode

Reminder that Newbee is palying Kunkka right now

>Team nominate something else than slark, axe, invo or lich to be banned
You just know the game will be hell

What hero do I pick when I want to kill myself IRL?

Good. I need to climb this 2k hell

what kind of shit bracket are you in where beastmaster doesn't win with necrobooks + hawk alone?

i NEED the webm.
You know the one.

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>he doesn't ban pudge every game

it's like you want your team to throw before the 10 minute mark

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What the h*ck is this shit?

Problem is Naix only does well against high HP heroes when they don't have high armour considering Feast is physical damage, most of the time he will get out DPS'd because his armour sucks ass.

Necro seems good but he gets blown by face fucking diving heroes with stuns which is mostly STR heroes.

Jesus christ, i played against some timber earlier today, he was 10-1 after like 15 mins or some shit, i literally did 0 (ZERO) damage with my aa's in lane to him after he hit lvl 5, he even had pms, and i was wk.. Just retarded
That was some really really retarded bullshit i shit you not

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post the one with zoom

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Oopsie, forgot pic

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>Jungler comes to your lane and steal your lh.webm

youtube.com/watch?v=I_aQG68zIms

LITERALLY NO DAMAGE

Why does this makes me laugh so fucking hard

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midas bloodthorn first item mirana

slark with no silveredge and a completed bloodthorn

Noblink aghs shaker with veil


JUST
1kmmr i hope i cannot comprehend the alternative

Thanks senpai.

imgur.com/r/DotA2/j9NMRcP

Lel so what, are people maxing reactive armour first now?

I dont even know whats happening, im getting theese kind of retards in games ever since the new patch hit, nobody knows how to play or build properly, everybody just builds theese meme items and stuff.. I honestly dont know whats happening

That's one janky ass face. The nose and jaw are way too big.

>strength gets a general buff
>rizrack is sleeper OP

nice, I give it just 6 months before the pros catch on

>posting image links on an imageboard

I'll never be okay with this

how does he struggle with something designed for children's lunches?

LMAOA
LUL
KEK

*freeze frame*
*record scratch*

not him but I would rather not taint my computer with that heresy

Merlini obfuscates stupidity to make people underestimate him.

He's actually the major power player behind BTS, not LD.

What heroes should get this now it only gives 9 int?

>imgur.com/r/DotA2/j9NMRcP
whats it called when you put someone ugly next to someone average and they look good in comparison?

he owns the house right? hes also has a med school admission iirc

any pushing s

This is fucking great.

imgur.com/RJN2dor

having 180 IQ just means you're really good at IQ tests

What a terrible world we live in where these people aren't executed.

doom

I have a med school admission. But I'm shit at everything in life.