I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Levi Perry
Make Dota Great Again
Nathan Morales
>tfw no gay hero
Logan Reed
>Tfw whenever I get close to reaching 5k I get knocked back down This latest win streak bears ill omens
Connor Turner
Is the game playable doturds?
Tyler Ortiz
shut up you little shit
Ryan Gomez
no, its literally "ban/pick timbersaw or lose"
Dominic Sanders
>set smoke as my sticky item >go up 200 MMR doturds?
Daniel Harris
Does dota ruin people?
Isaac Robinson
>terrorist name Can someone change that?
Ryan Bell
calm on d2g
post THAT webm, you KNOW which wun
Henry Brown
how the fuck he takes nodmg from the tower?
Isaiah Cooper
>Last thread: →
i wish more people put the last thread like you
so many newshits forget to do
Kevin Edwards
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Christian Gomez
>on a 5 game winning streak >game 6, inspect everyone >everyone on losing streaks >guy picks WD and says I'm solo top lane >doesn't support, doesn't do anything that has any game impact >mid gets absolutely butt blasted >we lost Fuck you Valve. I'm not playing this shit anymore, I'm done.
Joshua Collins
>Tinker >140 games in qualifiers
Is he back boys?
Leo Sanchez
33 hp/s regen 33 armor
Aiden Powell
>it's just a parnk lol, calm down
William Clark
is your waifu real? the answer depends on your mental state
Lucas Harris
what would happen if the woman tripped and fell while stumbling down the escalator thanks to the pie in her face, hit her head on a step and suffered a concussion and lapsed into a coma and died 3 days later in a hospital?
Dylan Ward
Morphling aghs? Now with the replicate and hybrid you can copy your own team, as well as the enemy heroes. Morphling also is an amazing carry in the lategame if he gets 6 slotted... He can do anything YOU GUYS
Jayden Martinez
>no reaction tps
Shitter bracket.
Ian Hall
Manila regional qualifiers are only hours away.
Justin Jackson
>got to a dietist >some qt fresh from college gives me a diet >i do it >its not any less than what i ate before just different food but its all good >dotn work out or anything and weight keeps on going down and down every week
? i tought it will be hard or something so i never bothered but you literally dont have to do ANYTHING and it works
was i brainwashed by somehting
Easton Green
>what is axe
Benjamin Thomas
she kinda has that hot cougar look
Cameron Lee
Nothing? It's not murder if she trips on her own accord
Cooper Richardson
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Tyler Morris
but i literalyl said i dont work out at all m8
Dominic Kelly
How much of a beta cuck do you have to be to play omni?
Brayden Morris
Is Techies still viable guys?
I miss exploding faggots.
Gavin Bailey
you can argue it was getting slapped in the face and having your vision impaired by cake whilst standing in a moving escelator that made her fall. however, seeing as she actually chased the guy for quite some time before she started falling, I'm not sure how a court would look at that. if she straight up fell backwards after getting smacked with cake, then it should be no question about her case against the clown guy.
William Bell
Is his passive lvl 4 or something?
Daniel Cox
dieting is literally fitness related, not video game.
Adam Ward
yea the new meme items are quite good on im like lace or super pusher
Thomas Reyes
I intentionally shitwreck ranked teams so no one ever gets out of 2000 mmr.
Leo Garcia
>its not any less than what i ate before just different food but its all good holy fuck you are retarded.
Robert Diaz
Veeky Forums is _Health_ & Fitness, retard. Are those kilos or are you a woman?
Dominic Rodriguez
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Adrian Perry
kilos
its literally not any less id even argue its more food than before
its just split into 5 meals instead of 2 and of course totally different
Jackson Carter
>Tfw Slark wiil be nerfed to absolute garbage in 6.88
He was the most fun hero for so many patches
Now he will get the final nerf he doesn't deserve
Sweet night slippery fish
Robert Gomez
That first hairstyle was ironic right? He was going to some 80's themed party right?
Owen Lee
Damn nigga you are fat as fuck.
Good luck.
Jose Brooks
i know, thanks m8
Owen Martinez
So it's less calorie wise which is all that matters. you can even eat only 1 a day if that's what you want. meal frequency doesn't matter shit.
Jordan King
no it was just a different time back then
Sebastian Gutierrez
>tfw just finished carrying a game as qop against a six slotted jugg and pl.
why do I even play this game.
Jaxon Ortiz
its just a typical teenage haircut where you try a little too hard, I've seen much worse out there.
Jaxon Walker
>it's the let's have 2 or 3 3k+ HP STR heroes with a billion armour running down the lane to slap your tower's ass meta
Is there literally any counter to this shit?
Anti armour doesn't seem like enough.
Jackson Jones
>meal frequency doesn't matter shit. it matters if you're trying to keep the hunger feeling in check, which I assume is a big deal for fat people losing weight.
Jayden James
qop should win the game before jugg and pl get fat retard
Oliver Turner
hp% based skills
naix SHITS on any str carry super hard for that reason necro is good AA is good
Alexander Hall
>its a enemy team has much more items than me why is it hard to hold highground xd post episode
Angel Allen
Reminder that Newbee is palying Kunkka right now
Ayden Wright
>Team nominate something else than slark, axe, invo or lich to be banned You just know the game will be hell
Owen Morris
What hero do I pick when I want to kill myself IRL?
Gabriel Roberts
Good. I need to climb this 2k hell
Eli Russell
what kind of shit bracket are you in where beastmaster doesn't win with necrobooks + hawk alone?
Bentley Morris
i NEED the webm. You know the one.
Isaac Richardson
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Austin Williams
>he doesn't ban pudge every game
it's like you want your team to throw before the 10 minute mark
Logan Lopez
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Eli Green
What the h*ck is this shit?
Michael Long
Problem is Naix only does well against high HP heroes when they don't have high armour considering Feast is physical damage, most of the time he will get out DPS'd because his armour sucks ass.
Necro seems good but he gets blown by face fucking diving heroes with stuns which is mostly STR heroes.
Landon Barnes
Jesus christ, i played against some timber earlier today, he was 10-1 after like 15 mins or some shit, i literally did 0 (ZERO) damage with my aa's in lane to him after he hit lvl 5, he even had pms, and i was wk.. Just retarded That was some really really retarded bullshit i shit you not
Grayson Ramirez
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Jace Myers
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Asher Hill
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Cameron Ortiz
post the one with zoom
Austin Diaz
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Thomas Johnson
Oopsie, forgot pic
Jayden Bennett
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Andrew Wood
>Jungler comes to your lane and steal your lh.webm
Lel so what, are people maxing reactive armour first now?
Thomas Anderson
I dont even know whats happening, im getting theese kind of retards in games ever since the new patch hit, nobody knows how to play or build properly, everybody just builds theese meme items and stuff.. I honestly dont know whats happening
Jose Edwards
That's one janky ass face. The nose and jaw are way too big.
Christopher Green
>strength gets a general buff >rizrack is sleeper OP
nice, I give it just 6 months before the pros catch on
Cameron Allen
>posting image links on an imageboard
I'll never be okay with this
Jayden Cook
how does he struggle with something designed for children's lunches?
Juan Evans
LMAOA LUL KEK
Alexander Long
*freeze frame* *record scratch*
Nathan Harris
not him but I would rather not taint my computer with that heresy
Ayden Davis
Merlini obfuscates stupidity to make people underestimate him.
He's actually the major power player behind BTS, not LD.
Easton Moore
What heroes should get this now it only gives 9 int?
Carson Ortiz
>imgur.com/r/DotA2/j9NMRcP whats it called when you put someone ugly next to someone average and they look good in comparison?
Ryan Wilson
he owns the house right? hes also has a med school admission iirc