>CHUCKLEFISH HURR DURR imgur.com/MGHV7jG Chucklefish had no hand in the development of this game. They only published it, and Concerned Ape (the creator) asked them to publish it BEFORE the Starbound fiasco. So don't be a fucking bitch and play the game already.
Claiming best and sexiest husbando in all the valley
Blake Reed
>tfw your county fair will never have cowgirls on display
Brandon Rogers
>tfw your county fair will never have jas on display
Jacob Powell
WE WILL FILL THIS WAIFUFARMFISHING SIMULATOR WITH NONSENSE, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
John Collins
Hey, gardenguy here. I got danish flag poppy seeds, looks like they might be papaver somniasdjajd. Looks like I might just uproot them, then.
Thomas Rivera
Damn those papaver somniasdjajds!
William Brown
why why are people so fucking stupid why would you even want to play as abigail
Hudson Taylor
Oy gardenguy. My mom and I are gonna plant shit today. Want pics?
Adam King
Sure thing, user. Whatcha planting?
Jace King
is she that bad new to the game.
Josiah White
Some people might say she is, I personally don't care about her. What weirds me the fuck out is why this guy would want to play as Abigail of all things. I could understand if roleplaying was a thing in this game, maybe he wants some sort of interactive fanfiction between Abby and other villagers, but it's just weird.
Guess we don't have a say in this though, considering the mods we made on this general (pedo mods, fat Abby, white Demetrius) aren't exactly all that mentally sound.
whatever i'm rambling
Ryder Butler
>me the fuck out is why this guy would want to play as Abigail of all things. I could understand if roleplaying was a thing in this game, maybe he wants some sort of interactive fanfiction between Abby and other villagers, but it's just weird. > >Guess we don't have a say in this though, considering the mods we made on this general (pedo mods, fat Abby, white Demetrius) aren't exactly all that mentally sound.
Man white Demeterius and Maru is best mod tired of jews trying to push race mixing.
I can't stand that fucker Linus he reminds me of Richard Stallman.
Julian Watson
What should I do with the south-west part of my farm?
I kinda wanna keep a small forest around the slime hut.
Gavin Myers
What. Linus is Bro for Life, mate.
Julian Reyes
I had the garbage scene lol felt pathetic.
Aiden Peterson
Pine forest for doing woodsy shit.
Daniel Morgan
At least fat Abby and white Demetrius make sense. Playing as a villager without changing the villager is just throwing every trace of sense out the window.
>we don't have a say in this >we made >we stop this shit
William Martinez
>Play video games in your room all day >Hang out in graveyards >Play flute in rain >Hang out with what passes for scene kids in your hick town >Cry because your father is a simpleton who doesn't even work five days a week and has a fucking shrine in his basement
Who would want this life
Lucas Reed
FatAbby/White Demetrius don't make any sense.
Abby practices swordmanship so she is probably the only waifu who exercises aside from Emily in 1.1.
White Demetrius is people going waaah, there's a black guy oh nooooooooo
Ryder Perez
not really but her fanbase is literally the most cancerous people in this game's community
you can't even discuss abigail without someone bringing up the rock eating meme
Nicholas Rivera
Lol I am gonna romance her then Emily later.
I dont really care what anyone else thinks but maybe i'll regret it.
i want to make playthough harem style with that mod.
Charles Flores
>Abby practices swordmanship there's no evidence she actually practiced swordsmanship outside of that one event even if she did, swinging a blade a few times a week won't keep you fit, even if you don't spend entire mornings in front of the fridge like she does
Daniel Gray
>you can't even discuss abigail without someone bringing up the rock eating meme
I was talking to my brother and he brought this up lol.
Nathaniel Williams
>At least fat Abby and white Demetrius make sense. >make sense
Nathaniel Roberts
you realize you were the one to bring it up first right there's no evidence everyone else doesn't binge on snacks offscreen user, and she says she regularly practices it.
swinging a blade for a few hours 3 times a week is definitely enough exercise.
Jason Jackson
>i want to make playthough harem style with that mod. Wait, which mod?
Sebastian Butler
there is an infedility mod but im wait for a better one you know they are gonna make it and mod to cuck piere for his wife.
Brody Price
Not him, but Abigail is the one I'd picture most likely to be fat personality-wise.
She isn't actually fat in game even though her portrait looks slightly more chubby because of the shading. It's just that it fits to her annoying personality.
Anthony Diaz
Fuck Caroline I'm going for Robin
John Cook
Going for all.
Justin Sullivan
>you realize you were the one to bring it up first right how the fuck am i supposed to bring up what's wrong with her community without bringing up an example, retard?
John Stewart
her fans tend to meme uncontrollably about her and some of the shit she says
Jack Hall
Agree, fuck Caroline and Jodi, they're whiny as fuck. Let me get some of that Robin and some of that Kent.
Carson Allen
Yeah what about it?
Joseph Nguyen
I like 'em.
Jodi has to be named as a joke, though.
Henry Torres
> please someone do this
Jace Scott
>there's no evidence everyone else doesn't binge on snacks offscreen user no but she has more lines about being hungry, wanting to eat, or food in general than anyone should have
>doctor's appointment - "how much longer, doc, i'm hungry" >flower festival - hangs out in front of the food table, don't remember if she says anything about it >day before feast of the winter star - "i'm going to stuff myself with cranberry sauce tomorrow" >feast of the winter star (aka christmas) - i wonder if i can lick those candy cane decorations" >marriage dialogue: >"can we plant pumpkins this fall?" >"i forgot to pack snacks this morning *grumble*" >"i could go for some chocolate cake" >"my years resolution is to lose some weight" on the first day of spring
Nathan Wood
???? You're stretching for evidence that Abby deserves to be fat user.
Benjamin Torres
There's a shrine to Yoba in his house, though he (or Caroline, can't remember right now) says that while his family isn't religious they let believers use the shrine.
David Baker
Who is the kinkiest wife option and why is it Penny
Levi Phillips
Caroline says the previous owners of the house built it.
She and Abby hide out in her bedroom because they don't want to get roped into the religion.
Noah Roberts
>It's just that it fits to her annoying personality.
Damn, fatties catch no breaks.
Sebastian Evans
...
Joshua Morales
Well, considering that what they're worshiping is pic related, I too wouldn't want to get roped into that.
Adrian Peterson
>Maru/Abigail; Virgin Nerds probably into costumed roleplaying >Leah/Haley; Not into anything kinkier than outdoor sex >Penny: Repressed bookworm who corners you in a bathhouse to confess to you.
Checks out
Easton Thompson
What a wonderful and terrifying place CA's mind must be. Mostly terrifying.
Ayden Morgan
Damn, no matter how hard she tries, Penny is just not sexy.
Ryder Brown
The winter music tracks really are the most beautiful.
Eli Lopez
Have you heard "Cloth" ? The song that plays in ice caves. Definitely my favorite song in the whole game.
I wish someone would mod the FoMT winter music in the game. That song always made me sad, but in a nostalgic way.
On that note, the spring music in SDV reminds me a lot of FoMT's (or maybe HMDS'? Can't remember) one.
Aiden Lee
>>"can we plant pumpkins this fall?" You're grasping really fucking hard on that one user.
Ryan Price
So Coffee beans, ability to brew coffee, void egg mayo...
What is that silo-shaped "mushroom" mural thing supposed to be? Modern art?
Nicholas Baker
It's great. Thanks, user. I had forgotten this one.
Bentley Campbell
I'm just hoping we get the ability to grind our own fucking wheat flour I just want a comfy self-sustainable life
Dominic Collins
Compost bin, maybe?
Jack Kelly
probably a mushroom growing thing to get the fruitbatfags to calm down
Lincoln Stewart
I think its such bullshit that you can grow hundreds of sheaves of wheat in a season but can't produce a single bag of flour to make bread.
Oh I can make a machine that turns raw, whole eggs into mayo but can't bake a loaf of fucking bread without going to Pierre (if he's there)
Wyatt Anderson
Okay, I could see that. Seeing as how mushroom cave people get fruit trees anyway. Seems only fair.
Cameron Hughes
Just bought this game. Should I clear my entire farm from rocks and trees right away or wait?
Jonathan Nelson
What do I do with the bottom left?
I just have a bunch of corn right now, but one disappears like every day. Not the same one, it's random. It's not lightning, because it hasn't been storming. They're watered. They just disappear. Not even a dead plant is left
My quarry is where my preserves are, and my kegs.
Christian Bailey
I just cleared out what I need when I needed it and I've only used half the farm halfway through year 2, but play how you want, man
Oliver Hill
You're going to need tool upgrades before you can finish clearing it. Clear what you can and when you have Steel Pickaxe/Axe you can plan it out
Julian Murphy
Mead ...confirmed?
I'm not sure. But cool that CA liked my tweet.
Kayden Rodriguez
Man I really should finish those Penny fapfics
Christian Martin
Crows, most likely.
Lucas Ramirez
Holy fuck I completely forgot about crows, thanks
Luke Green
Definitely crows. You're gonna need some scarecrows at the top and at the bottom of that patch.
>Emily and Shane marriable next patch that means the next duo would be Sandy and Clint? I wonder how he will react when we are married to Emily.
Wyatt Davis
He can get fucked because he didn't do anything other than passively aggressively ask you to give her gifts on his behalf.
Christian James
Why the fuck does the fishing game thing bounce? That is beyond retarded
Aiden Price
There's a tackle for that later in the game. But yeah, it's pretty weird.
Hudson Jenkins
Just click right before hit hits the bottom. It'll lose its momentum and not bounce.
Christopher Perez
don't you forget about crows
Owen Robinson
Is there any purpose to the slime hutch or did I just waste iridium?
Jason Kelly
Wasted iridium. Rare slimes can sometimes drop useful stuff, but it's mostly going to be sap and slime.
It looks cool though. You could use it as a really fancy storage shed.
Asher Clark
>mfw there are people who seriously don't marry the blonde girl
Noah Cruz
I'll just toss furnaces inside and treat it like a smithy.
Jackson Brooks
>full slime hut >kill all but two >6 bars and a bunch of ore
Angel Collins
I kind of walked into that one.
Jose Butler
>dumb frogposter >making shit choices based on shit taste literally pottery
Daniel Martinez
>tfw purple slime drops an iridium bar
Asher Hughes
It's dumb, but damn if I didn't laugh.
Camden Foster
Haley is literally the best choice.
>Abigail Dye hair degenerate >Leah 2nd best choice. Artists tend to out there, 2bh >Penny will probably become an alcoholic like her mom >Maru boring
Jeremiah Cruz
enjoy your skilless gold mining wife
Jace Gray
I will always love Haley.
Mason Taylor
Her job is the please me, help on the farm, and raise our children. She's also rich so went the bank comes for my farm because I never paid my taxes, she can bail me out
Owen Stewart
I used EASYWOMEN for mine.
I also named my guy DICKCPT, my horse DICKSGT, and my dog something stupid like balder because I can't keep a consistent theme.
My farm is COCKOPOLIS.
Luis Morales
She can fix the fence alright. Also, I was trying to find that one haley fanart about the fences, so I searched on google... And found Jas sucking a dick and Vincent showing his off. What the fuck?
Daniel Howard
In this box, we got some green peppers. Apparently we didn't get enough to fill this box so we're still contemplating on what.
Liam Gomez
If you want I can also post the clean version.
Samuel Gutierrez
Nah, don't worry. It's really cute fanart though.
James Wood
Here we got Roma and Brandywine tomatoes from left to right.
Logan Ross
That's because she's a cute girl and because Dizor did a really good job. Bless his soul.
Tyler Hughes
In this long box we got a shit load of green onions planted.
Austin Phillips
Cool beans user! In my garden I had a serious squirrel/cat problem, so I needed to fence and mesh my bed, plus today I got some fox urine in the mail. Keep that in mind if you got varmints.
Parker Williams
Here we got some Basil and Thyme seeds. They're growing I assure you. It takes time.
John Diaz
Oh I ain't done yet! This is just the back yard, the front yard is gonna have pumpkin mounds! Tomatilla starters up in here. Also a big ass bok choy plant that has run amok.
Luke Ortiz
Last picture, we got a couple more tomatoes, another monster bok choy plant, and in between are cilantro.