/sdvg/ - Stardew Valley General

the man is alive edition

Latest version: 1.07

>Steam page
store.steampowered.com/app/413150/

>Patch Notes
steamcommunity.com/games/413150#announcements/detail/822278032384212096

>Wiki
stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

>Where do I get mods?
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/
community.playstarbound.com/forums/mods.215/

>/sdvg/ recommended mods
pastebin.com/8MnxYWY4

>/sdvg/ Lewds Archive
pastebin.com/6TH2iu1L

>Modding guide
community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

>FAQ - READ IT
pastebin.com/tdWb9HnR

>Crop planner/Calendar
exnil.github.io/crop_planner/

>Interactive farm planner
stardew.info/planner/

>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: pastebin.com/WN3Eqm2Q

Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR

>Bats/Mushrooms suck, how do i change it?
pastebin.com/6kWP2Juq

>CHUCKLEFISH HURR DURR
imgur.com/MGHV7jG
Chucklefish had no hand in the development of this game. They only published it, and Concerned Ape (the creator) asked them to publish it BEFORE the Starbound fiasco.
So don't be a fucking bitch and play the game already.

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Claiming best and sexiest husbando in all the valley

>tfw your county fair will never have cowgirls on display

>tfw your county fair will never have jas on display

WE WILL FILL THIS WAIFUFARMFISHING SIMULATOR WITH NONSENSE, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

Hey, gardenguy here. I got danish flag poppy seeds, looks like they might be papaver somniasdjajd. Looks like I might just uproot them, then.

Damn those papaver somniasdjajds!

why
why are people so fucking stupid
why would you even want to play as abigail

Oy gardenguy. My mom and I are gonna plant shit today. Want pics?

Sure thing, user. Whatcha planting?

is she that bad new to the game.

Some people might say she is, I personally don't care about her.
What weirds me the fuck out is why this guy would want to play as Abigail of all things. I could understand if roleplaying was a thing in this game, maybe he wants some sort of interactive fanfiction between Abby and other villagers, but it's just weird.

Guess we don't have a say in this though, considering the mods we made on this general (pedo mods, fat Abby, white Demetrius) aren't exactly all that mentally sound.

whatever i'm rambling

>me the fuck out is why this guy would want to play as Abigail of all things. I could understand if roleplaying was a thing in this game, maybe he wants some sort of interactive fanfiction between Abby and other villagers, but it's just weird.
>
>Guess we don't have a say in this though, considering the mods we made on this general (pedo mods, fat Abby, white Demetrius) aren't exactly all that mentally sound.

Man white Demeterius and Maru is best mod tired of jews trying to push race mixing.

I can't stand that fucker Linus he reminds me of Richard Stallman.

What should I do with the south-west part of my farm?

I kinda wanna keep a small forest around the slime hut.

What.
Linus is Bro for Life, mate.

I had the garbage scene lol felt pathetic.

Pine forest for doing woodsy shit.

At least fat Abby and white Demetrius make sense. Playing as a villager without changing the villager is just throwing every trace of sense out the window.

>we don't have a say in this
>we made
>we
stop this shit

>Play video games in your room all day
>Hang out in graveyards
>Play flute in rain
>Hang out with what passes for scene kids in your hick town
>Cry because your father is a simpleton who doesn't even work five days a week and has a fucking shrine in his basement

Who would want this life

FatAbby/White Demetrius don't make any sense.

Abby practices swordmanship so she is probably the only waifu who exercises aside from Emily in 1.1.

White Demetrius is people going waaah, there's a black guy oh nooooooooo

not really but her fanbase is literally the most cancerous people in this game's community

you can't even discuss abigail without someone bringing up the rock eating meme

Lol I am gonna romance her then Emily later.

I dont really care what anyone else thinks but maybe i'll regret it.

i want to make playthough harem style with that mod.

>Abby practices swordmanship
there's no evidence she actually practiced swordsmanship outside of that one event
even if she did, swinging a blade a few times a week won't keep you fit, even if you don't spend entire mornings in front of the fridge like she does

>you can't even discuss abigail without someone bringing up the rock eating meme

I was talking to my brother and he brought this up lol.

>At least fat Abby and white Demetrius make sense.
>make sense

you realize you were the one to bring it up first right
there's no evidence everyone else doesn't binge on snacks offscreen user, and she says she regularly practices it.

swinging a blade for a few hours 3 times a week is definitely enough exercise.

>i want to make playthough harem style with that mod.
Wait, which mod?

there is an infedility mod but im wait for a better one you know they are gonna make it and mod to cuck piere for his wife.

Not him, but Abigail is the one I'd picture most likely to be fat personality-wise.

She isn't actually fat in game even though her portrait looks slightly more chubby because of the shading. It's just that it fits to her annoying personality.

Fuck Caroline I'm going for Robin

Going for all.

>you realize you were the one to bring it up first right
how the fuck am i supposed to bring up what's wrong with her community without bringing up an example, retard?

her fans tend to meme uncontrollably about her and some of the shit she says

Agree, fuck Caroline and Jodi, they're whiny as fuck.
Let me get some of that Robin and some of that Kent.

Yeah what about it?

I like 'em.

Jodi has to be named as a joke, though.

>
please someone do this

>there's no evidence everyone else doesn't binge on snacks offscreen user
no but she has more lines about being hungry, wanting to eat, or food in general than anyone should have

>doctor's appointment - "how much longer, doc, i'm hungry"
>flower festival - hangs out in front of the food table, don't remember if she says anything about it
>day before feast of the winter star - "i'm going to stuff myself with cranberry sauce tomorrow"
>feast of the winter star (aka christmas) - i wonder if i can lick those candy cane decorations"
>marriage dialogue:
>"can we plant pumpkins this fall?"
>"i forgot to pack snacks this morning *grumble*"
>"i could go for some chocolate cake"
>"my years resolution is to lose some weight" on the first day of spring

????
You're stretching for evidence that Abby deserves to be fat user.

There's a shrine to Yoba in his house, though he (or Caroline, can't remember right now) says that while his family isn't religious they let believers use the shrine.

Who is the kinkiest wife option and why is it Penny

Caroline says the previous owners of the house built it.

She and Abby hide out in her bedroom because they don't want to get roped into the religion.

>It's just that it fits to her annoying personality.

Damn, fatties catch no breaks.

...

Well, considering that what they're worshiping is pic related, I too wouldn't want to get roped into that.

>Maru/Abigail; Virgin Nerds probably into costumed roleplaying
>Leah/Haley; Not into anything kinkier than outdoor sex
>Penny: Repressed bookworm who corners you in a bathhouse to confess to you.

Checks out

What a wonderful and terrifying place CA's mind must be.
Mostly terrifying.

Damn, no matter how hard she tries, Penny is just not sexy.

The winter music tracks really are the most beautiful.

Have you heard "Cloth" ? The song that plays in ice caves. Definitely my favorite song in the whole game.

youtube.com/watch?v=rKpCgS5d1zk

I wish someone would mod the FoMT winter music in the game.
That song always made me sad, but in a nostalgic way.

On that note, the spring music in SDV reminds me a lot of FoMT's (or maybe HMDS'? Can't remember) one.

>>"can we plant pumpkins this fall?"
You're grasping really fucking hard on that one user.

So Coffee beans, ability to brew coffee, void egg mayo...

What is that silo-shaped "mushroom" mural thing supposed to be?
Modern art?

It's great. Thanks, user. I had forgotten this one.

I'm just hoping we get the ability to grind our own fucking wheat flour
I just want a comfy self-sustainable life

Compost bin, maybe?

probably a mushroom growing thing to get the fruitbatfags to calm down

I think its such bullshit that you can grow hundreds of sheaves of wheat in a season but can't produce a single bag of flour to make bread.

Oh I can make a machine that turns raw, whole eggs into mayo but can't bake a loaf of fucking bread without going to Pierre (if he's there)

Okay, I could see that.
Seeing as how mushroom cave people get fruit trees anyway. Seems only fair.

Just bought this game. Should I clear my entire farm from rocks and trees right away or wait?

What do I do with the bottom left?

I just have a bunch of corn right now, but one disappears like every day. Not the same one, it's random.
It's not lightning, because it hasn't been storming. They're watered.
They just disappear. Not even a dead plant is left

My quarry is where my preserves are, and my kegs.

I just cleared out what I need when I needed it and I've only used half the farm halfway through year 2, but play how you want, man

You're going to need tool upgrades before you can finish clearing it. Clear what you can and when you have Steel Pickaxe/Axe you can plan it out

Mead ...confirmed?

I'm not sure. But cool that CA liked my tweet.

Man I really should finish those Penny fapfics

Crows, most likely.

Holy fuck I completely forgot about crows, thanks

Definitely crows.
You're gonna need some scarecrows at the top and at the bottom of that patch.

An "hardcore" bundles mod came out:
community.playstarbound.com/threads/bundles-completion-requirements-completionist-hardcore-and-hardcore-with-edited-rewards-5-versions.114281/

>Emily and Shane marriable next patch
that means the next duo would be Sandy and Clint? I wonder how he will react when we are married to Emily.

He can get fucked because he didn't do anything other than passively aggressively ask you to give her gifts on his behalf.

Why the fuck does the fishing game thing bounce? That is beyond retarded

There's a tackle for that later in the game.
But yeah, it's pretty weird.

Just click right before hit hits the bottom. It'll lose its momentum and not bounce.

don't you
forget about crows

Is there any purpose to the slime hutch or did I just waste iridium?

Wasted iridium. Rare slimes can sometimes drop useful stuff, but it's mostly going to be sap and slime.

It looks cool though. You could use it as a really fancy storage shed.

>mfw there are people who seriously don't marry the blonde girl

I'll just toss furnaces inside and treat it like a smithy.

>full slime hut
>kill all but two
>6 bars and a bunch of ore

I kind of walked into that one.

>dumb frogposter
>making shit choices based on shit taste
literally pottery

>tfw purple slime drops an iridium bar

It's dumb, but damn if I didn't laugh.

Haley is literally the best choice.

>Abigail
Dye hair degenerate
>Leah
2nd best choice. Artists tend to out there, 2bh
>Penny
will probably become an alcoholic like her mom
>Maru
boring

enjoy your skilless gold mining wife

I will always love Haley.

Her job is the please me, help on the farm, and raise our children. She's also rich so went the bank comes for my farm because I never paid my taxes, she can bail me out

I used EASYWOMEN for mine.

I also named my guy DICKCPT, my horse DICKSGT, and my dog something stupid like balder because I can't keep a consistent theme.

My farm is COCKOPOLIS.

She can fix the fence alright.
Also, I was trying to find that one haley fanart about the fences, so I searched on google...
And found Jas sucking a dick and Vincent showing his off.
What the fuck?

In this box, we got some green peppers. Apparently we didn't get enough to fill this box so we're still contemplating on what.

If you want I can also post the clean version.

Nah, don't worry.
It's really cute fanart though.

Here we got Roma and Brandywine tomatoes from left to right.

That's because she's a cute girl and because Dizor did a really good job. Bless his soul.

In this long box we got a shit load of green onions planted.

Cool beans user! In my garden I had a serious squirrel/cat problem, so I needed to fence and mesh my bed, plus today I got some fox urine in the mail. Keep that in mind if you got varmints.

Here we got some Basil and Thyme seeds. They're growing I assure you. It takes time.

Oh I ain't done yet! This is just the back yard, the front yard is gonna have pumpkin mounds!
Tomatilla starters up in here. Also a big ass bok choy plant that has run amok.

Last picture, we got a couple more tomatoes, another monster bok choy plant, and in between are cilantro.