Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

Do you like au ra...?

>does better DPS with i220 than a guy with i245
deserved the drop desu, no wonder the guy orbits

I do...

Do you...?

guys.... its time for some ebinism

Aika Tsundeire
Algy Fair
Anzu Sariya
Awena Marette
Bis Koi
B'nhaka Vhis
Brahms Torsten
Elk Crowe
Florentine Amiko
Fujo Shi
Guffy Guffs
Hark M'haura
Ippiki Thirsten
Iri Isshiki
Kala Crowe
Moni Sielski
Muscle Wizard
Mute Luhren
Mutsu Morytania
Naka Daisuki
Pashua Orchidae
Putt Putt
Rat King
Seto To
Shana Tsundeire
Spuki Bugi
Stratos Aragoneu
Sugiura Kuma
Unnamed Neko
Victoria Khaine

PHEW!

>I do...
I do...

Even Xaela...?

What a shit list

MR

B.M.

Yes...

Mado got me pregnant....

Make a better one then.

L. S.

Wow...

List every person from all the vg fcs on balmung.

It's the only way to go about this.

youtube.com/watch?v=PdJH7Y56c7Y

Catbois

post your semi-lewd QTs

For the last time, shitting into a diaper is not giving birth.

Too many literal whos.

>not on the list...

I must work harder...

xth for Red Magic

I feel like I'd rather have the 11th percentile guy who doesn't get kicked from 2-3 statics every patch cycle than the 13th percentile guy who does desu

Get the fuck out of this general.
You are not welcome here.

Avatarfag more.

Mado the baby is coming!

ftelly who's the qtiest catboy

I really should but I'm too lazy or just forget to take pictures of my character

All you have to do is be part of some drama.

then listed

Are there any in game events/holidays going on right now?

no

>shanas name is spelled incorrectly

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How can people be friends with Mado, knowing that he shits into diapers in his spare time?

It's like being friends with Paks. How do you do it without thinking "The guy I'm talking to has drank piss before."

whats goin on here

Mado no! Your shit sea has trapped me!

this is bait

>le mado :^)

you're the one "forcing" yourself, shitposter

kill yourself

i'm not friends with mado but he seems nice. i don't really care about his or anyone else's fetishes

How can people be so obsessed with people they hate and never keep the other persons name out of their mouth and even go far enough to shit on printed out pictures of the person they hate?

it's spelled wrong anyway, who cares

is anyone in Zalera from here?

Post the velvet velour fiasco

What are actually cool plate helmets for glamour?

The Mado hugbox has arrived.

Time for a lesson.

You're thinking as if these are rational, mentally adjusted adults

These are retarded teenagers and sadbrain NEETs, don't attempt to view /xiv/ through the lens of sanity.

>zalera
lol

transfer now

EBIN ELIMINATED LET THIS BE LESSON!

what job

Stupid game

are you gonna shit on a selfie again?

Was on Zalera, can confirm this is the best course of action.

What's this general's world then?

It's okay!

>the hq crafted mats for the new relic cost at minimum 5.5mil on my server unless i suck an omnicrafters dick
help

unban putt

Balmung and Gilgamesh, Some Excalibur, Mateus, and Ultros.

Balmung

balmung, erp central

>99th percentile Ratfinx
>best dps 890

dang, nice to know FFlogs calculates errors.

It's not even about what this general's world is (it's balmung and gilga) but more about zalera being deader than dead

what's a ninja's favorite airline?
sliced airways

are you on balmung?

what's the best way to level FSH 53-60?
leves or collectable turn ins? i have tons of xp manuals to spend

that wasn't even good off yourself

Unless the ERP and other cringey shit that goes on all the time here are your thing i suggest you avoid balmung.

if that is your thing i suggest you hang yourself

Balmung and Gilgamesh are the most populated servers. Though honestly, I think there are a few on Excal and Ultros too. Levi and Sarg might be decent options too since last time I checked they had a sizeable population (not sure if many people from here play on them though)

This user has it right though Zalera just is not a good server.

Best Historical percentage, m8

Mainly PLD or DRK.
Prefer full helms that hide the face.

that was pretty cringe hark...

>Second deadest server is deader than deadest server
It's a pretty impressive feat on Zalera's end really, overcoming the concept of dead that way.

It's because FFLogs uses historical percentiles, so if you upload really early, even your shit parses end up really high.

go fishing hehe xd

i wish, think way deader

where is vjera

ugly

ENOUGH

aight i'll make a list of some that aren't on the market board for you to try out. gimme ten minutes tops.

wow!

ohp, sorry then

why do people take pictures like this an upload them? i wonder if they realize what they're doing

Diego's catboi was the cutest, but he's dead
Hmmm.. There are a lot to choose from now, I can't decide
Like, I have a long fucking list of catbois I think are really cute, but we don't have time for that

You know? I have trying to be understanding after the last fiasco knowing that these ebins have feelings and hopes. But after Shana fiasco it's clear I need to step up game.

No more lenient for you xivg. I have new chemo therapy. Direct injection into cancer source. Be warned.

...

you will never eliminate me

Who are your favorite characters of xivg?

>miqote
>aura
>midlander
>highlander
>roe
>elezen
>lala

Nightmare mode: one of each gender

how about one of each subrace too?

>miqote
Proc'i Tia
>aura
sandcat
>midlander
Chemo
>highlander
Chemo
>roe
Shrek
>elezen
Mado
>lala
Euthanasia

do you agree that procis catboy can never be cute because of his poor facial symmetry?

aka dat nose.

god dammit

Hyur are the only ones with subraces that are more than just a pallette swap though