"Paramedics fucking about" Edition.
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>Probably the worst thread we've had in a year
>Let's just forget it happened
>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com
pastebin.com
>New player guide
ss13.moe
ss13.moe
>BYOND client
byond.com
>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
byond.com
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe
ss13.moe
game.ss13.moe
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
ss13.nexisonline.net
>Coderbus, here!
github.com
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com
>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net
>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com
/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station
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did they add Tarzan Boy to the jukebox playlist yet
>Shiggy left
>the waifu posting did not
I told you so.
Let it all end
Fuck off Shiggy
>this game
>summer kids picking head roles
>hippie and tg refugees who barely speak english randomly griffin and recieving no bwoinks
>shitposting reaching an all time high
>unironic cocklust mixed in with ironic cocklust
i think its time i took a break from spess.
youtube.com
This is my character's backstory. Rate?
>bay has exploding limbs
>we don't
Intigracy, SJ, Kammerjunk, CDB, etc.
RAIL COME BACK!
>Shiggy left
lmao
i don't get this
baybies rarely ever actually fight eachother, yet they get edgetastic dismemberment and fighting shit
but we don't go a round without at least five murders, but all we have is the occasional limb flying off after someone gets whacked with a shard fifty times
what the FUCK guys?
pull up
hop out
jump out
the jag
>hey guys here's really easy thing to add from a repo that our code originally came from
>but lets just complain anonymously that we don't have it instead of grabbing it
WYCI
VOX ARE FOR LEWD
Vox are for chopping up and turning into food
Post borgs
vox dickgirls
Thanks Celt
>can't powergame by scanning plastic then shitting it out as engiborg to upgrade everything to t3 because codeshitters reverted it to require uranium and shit
boo this man
>can do the same exact fucking thing with uranium/gold/silver
"ban X when"
Does anyone actually use the hivehand?
Just scan uranium and print that too
when are we banning sordine and xevonix
metagrudging, metacomming shitters who contribute nothing to the fucking server
Shitter RDs do.
Yeah people use it now and then
I really want to fuck a vox dickgirl.
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Can't do it roundstart, which I suspect is 'the problem.'
that requires a miner
when you prove it
>metagrudging
what is this opposite day. people walk up to xevonix and try to start shit with him at least once a week simply because he's xevonix.
A brave player once tried, even with their expert cunning and persuasion they couldn't break the metaclub's barrier.
It is impossible to defeat them now, only a combined effort by all on the server could achieve it.
;^)
Give us the rope/10
nth for Inti x Kammer OTP
well tough fuckin shit then you'll just have to wait 10 minutes.
Xevonix also metagrudged Morena for a good while.
Being a well known static is going to bring positives and negatives, everybody knows this.
He just grudged morena because he hates girls or something
When was the worst moment a radstorm hit you?
I wanna pat that borg.
>implying
He metagrudges anyone who doesn't play exactly the way he thinks this game should be played. He harasses them over multiple rounds, constantly trying to get them to flip and kill his ass, and when they finally crack, he makes a ban request because 'M-MUH-- DEYZ METAGRUDGAN ME'.
They both should be Admins.
They both fit the self-loathing and mental illness aspects of Adminship already.
>metagrudged
>morena was using an unlogged pda note function to ERP
>a fucking admin that got deadminned taught him how
>xevonix is the problem here
ok whatever you say
remember when yahir got pissed because shiggy metagrudged him?
what a shitter
>finals start tomorrow
>I probably won't be able to play so much in the evening and I'll miss some days too
Why does life must be so painful?
Any time viruses still mutated with radiation.
I ran for the nearest tunnel and Sergay was in it
We're only in there for maybe twenty seconds for the storm to pass but he can't help himself still
and neither could I
>shilling Shitigracy
I gots to say, that's one meme I don't fancy.
Wyoming Core Indicators Project Community?
Why do you talk in third person?
>You have 0 friends in common with Kammerjunk and 1 in common with Intigracy
feels good man, fuck those degenerates
>Xevonix SUSPECTED she was using the pda to erp
>Harassing her over multiple rounds
>Shittalks her directly in deadchat completely ruining it for all
>Eventually gets three of his buddies together to assualt her and steal a pda (all as non-antags)
>Doesn't even find evidence of them using it to ERP
He desperately tried to justify what he did, in reality he didn't even find what he was looking for. He's just a metagrudging shit
>no evidence she ERP'd with it
>meanwhile, xevonix was constantly harassing him OOC and IC, assaulting her, occasionally even going so far as to kill her on occasion
Yes, Xevonix is indeed the problem here.
Martians when?
ULLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't even like dickgirls
vagina and pussy aren't cool at all
The most fucked up thing about this whole situation is that Yahir is STILL convinced they were ERPing, despite finding nothing but evidence to the contrary.
>You have one friend in common with Kammerjunk and 0 with Intigracy
Sorta cheating since I don't add anybody from Veeky Forums anyway
what did he mean by this?
>Wanting to play the server in its current state
whats wrong with the server?
>You have 6 friends in common with Kammerjunk and 7 with Intigracy
Wow we all have good taste
Do you think they'll have a threesome with me now?
Creepy clown face speaks the truth
There's nothing redeemable on this server at the moment. You're just signing yourself up for dissapointment.
You're having more fun imagining what you're missing than actually coming here
What?
No seriously, what? What the fuck are you trying to say here?
I just wish we all went back 8 months.
That'd fix things of we remembered to ban xevonix.
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I just realized how fucking horrifyingly worse the Discord chat would be if Yahir or Nevill were in it
>8 months
Fixes nothing
More like 5 years.
wut
never know until you ask
>HAHAAHAH MEMES
>GUISE I LOVE ALIENS
>I LOVE ALIEN DICK IN MY BUTT AYY LMAO
> GUYS I HATE EVERYONE
>WOW FAG YOU DON'T LIKE ME FUCK OFF SWEETIE EVERYONE LIKES ME
>SWEETIE
>PUMPKIN
>PASSIVEAGGRESSIVEBULLSHIT
with nevill playing the backup memes
>being in the discord
one for you
one for your meta buddies
This picture represents children enjoying summer time.
It's extremely tame
They barely even talk about the game
>like playing detective for the revolver
>only pulled off some western bullshit once before
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>like playing detective for the revolver
by azura by azura by azura, its the grand champion of the shitcurity arena
link to the discord?
Goodbye carshalash
wat
The revolver is objectively worse than a fucking taser
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Revolvers are far better than tasers
Ballistic security when?
>Shiggy will never tie you up and put you face down ass up on a bed
>shiggy will never put a ballgag in your mouth
>shiggy will never spank your qt trap ass
>shiggy will never pick you up, and sit you down on his cock
>shiggy will never hammer his cock into your ass, unloading his seed into your tight hole
>shiggy will never leave you on the bed, crying, tired, and tied up with cum leaking out of you while he goes to shitpost on /ss13g/
i just want to be a slave
Ballistics are objectively better than their laser counterpart, if only because lasers can get so unreliable.
>objectively better
>objectively better
>objectively better
>objectively better>objectively better
how fucking limp wristed can you get
>Thinking that's how Yahir acts.
That is exactly how Yahir acts. Fuck off, Sordine.
If some servers can be 'no stun'
why can't we be the server that's 'no lasers'
This shooting through glass (that doesn't even reflect lasers to do trick shots around corners/obstacles) crutch has to go - only then will we see a robust and filled security force
Projectiles also shoot through glass
lethal stuns > stuns > lasers > plasma/detective's/other useless bullshit
>shooting through windows is bad
enjoy your 8 syringes of chloral when you raid science
Celt, being gay is against the natural order
Find a vagina and fuck it
>implying it wont promote team work and using flashbangs and flanking, instead of trying to take potshots from the hallways through the windows, or people who are too confident in their taser rushing in to die
>implying science with assualt rifles hasn't successfully warded off lasers anyway 9/10 times
>Lambert_S doorcrushed a HUMAN as an AI and got away with it
If an assistant asks me to open the armory do i?
If this image is unnatural, I don't want to be natural.
If he's not a murderer, yes.
If he doesn't order you not to tell anyone, warn the AI or sec.
As soon as he starts shooting humans, arrest him.