Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

Abuse edition

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde & Yokai Watch Collab Preview
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/QbM2rKQn

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naka's soft soles

Imagine being the lone moron stupid enough to get banned from xivg discord. Let how much stupidity you'd need to display to achieve that. Let it sink in.

naka's soft soul

they've got a power and a force
that you've never seen before
they've got the ability to morph
and to even up the score
no one could ever take them down
the power lies on their siii-eee-iii-eee-iii-eee-iiide

>ywn eb naka
why even go on living dudes

I'm sorry I made you mad Ippiki :(

>avatarfag in OP

CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE TO BE DELETED TOO

you fucking manchildren

I hope this thread gets deleted too. Let this be lesson

youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

You had your chance to get to know him and ask him.

You snooze you lose, as they say.

>robes
Fake and gay.

who did he even get eb'd to
no one ever posted I think....

You know the drill, report and remake until we get a real OP that isn't intended to instantly derail the thread.

it was the only thing we could all wear

Sorry about this faggot on /feg/'s behalf. Just report him and ignore.

what the fuck

Neither of those things work because his autism is cranked up to 12.

stratification

what's the lesson?

Reminder of lesson

y did u bully shana

go drink piss somewhere else

There is nothing wrong with this parse.
You just don't know how this fight works.

literally who

>driver

Did they give any estimate to 3.3?

xivg deleted for the permanently. I gave mods 24 hours it seems they have heeded my warning.

>Doing lewd things with someone Shana obsesses about is bullying
He just made it easy.

i meant you throwing a shitfit about people not being nice in the discord

erping is for losers, sorry

stratosphere

pls keep it in your discord thanks.

maybe at the end of may or beginning of june.

or we can have another fucking 3 months of no content because lolbreak

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literally what

Stratos, you dense fuck. He got EB'd to Stratos.

We didn't erp. ;3

Shana is a meal worm. No one cares.

Prepare for
>I don't care about that old video haha laughin @u haha
>It's old drama stop being such a stal
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Is it just me or does the discord invite not work?

I hope they don't do that break thing again, fuck.

I completely understand that people who work want a vacation some time but for fucks sake release some goddamn content so your game can not stagnate. The stuff they released about the new raid looks pretty nice. We're getting a new primal too, I assume? Hope it's another Warring Triad.

melt

can you guys stop discussing the literal who 'abe' and 'shana' or whatever?
this is getting old

Can a vagina fart too, bae?

Reminder to drop this garbage and play the superior MMO Black Desert

I need more shitters to SLAY

Consider yourself blessed to not have to suffer it.

If anything it'd be a month from the live letter + a week after live letter. The update looks kind of promising for at least a month worth of doing stuff before going bored again.

I'm hoping the dungeon shit they plan to roll out down the road is going to be at least fun and not just some corridor explorer like tam-tara where you just kill endless amounts of mob that are uninteresting to get to the next area.

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Hype

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But no hype because they're turning an optional superboss into the punching bag boss of a 24-man.

Yeah, I like that dungeon thing they're rolling out quite a bit and hope it's not a complete flop like Diadem was. The idea of being able to just go on my own for that is pretty fun, and might give me something to do on Monday nights when I'm capped on other stuff.

why is it poop?

this argument doesn't really work since they turned the final boss of an entire final fantasy game into a 24-man raid boss too

what you really need to hope for is that it's a well-designed encounter with shitter-shaming semi-difficulty and not like something from Syrcus Tower

>Diadem

I remembered we had that but it was useless since most FCs are dead now and there's no more incentive to do it. And it had a lot of requirements too? Not sure.

If they do make the dungeon interesting with what ways you can improve your stats in it, I'll probably play it for a while like a rogue like/ARPG. If I can have my machinist shit out skills with 0.5GCD and lower every cool down to 5 seconds, I'm hooked.

>intentionally setting impossible expectations so you can be more disappointed later

most people got bored after 2 or 3 weeks. just like BnS/ToS/Wildstar

A person can dream. I blame Yoshi P for all my woes as I go back to path of autism.

>optional superboss
>final boss
Spot the difference.

>teleport into limsa
Oh bother.

I told you don't do it, this is divine punishment.
If you were taller you could atleast defend yourself.

>What is Ultima Weapon, Alex?

Who cares. We'll never get something like HMNs like Absolute Virtue in this game.

>wanting shit like Absolute Virtue

next you'll say pandemonium warden was a good and well designed fight

the fucking casual audience just can't possibly understand guys!!!!

bring back tanaka!!

Ultima Weapon was a main story boss in 7 as well, not that it would diminish my point if you were speaking of Omega. Ozma in Mhach isn't hype; it's cheap nostalgia that doesn't capture the actual memory of Ozma because it won't be hard at all.

haha wow. bnhaka. what a guy. im friends with him you know?

>rearrange letters in this sentence
>get "can I be an avatarfag too?"

did you even play final fantasy 9

ozma wasn't really that hype.

HNMs are considered superbosses.

>boss is at 50%
>healer dies
>Paladin tank keeps entire group alive until boss is dead

Welp I know what tank class I'm leveling

Not that I'll disagree but shitters will make it hard, like fucking Void Ark. If I see a DRG die to vomit again I will go crazy

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>healer, my friend, dcs and leaves at the start of 2nd boss on amp HM
>have to heal self throughout fight
>finish dungeon (he came back after a while)
>healer is gushing about how good i am
>1 com.

Whoa me too

Would you ever hug a catboy?

How much higher does my level have to be than a monster's for it to not aggro me?

10

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How are ninjas doing right now in raiding and in pvp?

dont reply to me

awful

this is bait

don't buy into the memes, every class has the potential to excel in both pvp/pve. ninja is probably the most resourceful class in the game.

Fine in raiding, mediocre in PvP

fuck off

I'm stuck on a6s, the Diap boss.

He keeps shitting into the diaper and wiping our static, and anytime we try different strats, it does its I'm Straight attack and wipes us all.

Any tips?

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vaip naysh

everyone hates you man, just leave

nah i don't

no one here is autistic enough to care about internet people they don't even know

this is bait

I don't. I just hate the litter shitter variant.

I don't even

it's not autistic to hate a 30 year old who legit shits and pisses into diapers while pushing his diaper shitting fetish into everybody's face.

yeah it is
normal people don't care about people who don't affect their lives in any way

If you think about it, in FFIX you only have 4 people in the party while here in FFXIV you get 24 as an alliance. Both fights are similarly hard but in FFXIV with x6 the numbers, the fight becomes easy.
Don't get why you complainin'.

this is bait

don't take the bait

this is a diap post

prepare for 1 hour of "it's an embarrassment fetish!!" and "btw i'm straight ;)"